🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

  • 🏰 The Fediverse is up. If you know, you know.
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
Eventually she'll get so desperate that she'll have nothing left except to reveal Feline on camera, no matter what Faline wants or thinks. I'm waiting it out til then. After that, maybe we'll get the descent and burn of the boring ass Jade era, thank fuck. :optimistic:
 
Last time Amber took a staycation she had prerecorded bullshit to post, didn't she? Her content has been current forever so there's none of that now. This is lidurally an act of arson against making a living wage on youtube.
 
babyTAP said:
She should've lied harder. It would've been incredibly easy to stash a solid 35, 40lbs of diver weights in her folds before her initial intake appointment that could've served as her safety buffer to get her through a year's worth of weight wobbles while she "doesn't binge"
Click to expand...
People do it (the weights in the pockets) quite often, although usually to ensure they are actually above the BMI minimums which was never an issue for Amber. Her issue is that she can’t help but talk about herself and her traumas for attention. Even her one year delay became 365 days for dramatic effect. Then she said “do you know how many hours that is” (yes bitch it’s 8760 hours) “or minutes” (also yes Amber it’s 525,600 minutes). That’s histrionics at play. it’s still only one year, 4 seasons, 12 months or 52 weeks. For the absolute drama you need thouh Amber, it’s also 31 million, 536 thousand seconds of no binges/ over-eating episodes.
 
Last edited:
notfoodienotbeauty said:
Just think, a year and a half ago she was told it would take two years for her to be approved for wls, so if she had stuck it out she would be ready by this summer for it. This is her fifth time I believe seeing a different wl clinic and not being approved. For someone with such a high IQ you would think she would learn by now.

I think we all knew she wasn't getting approved. It's actually hysterical to me that she spent so many years trying to get diagnosed with binge eating and then the last few months trying to hide she was diagnosed with it, and then that be the reason she got denied. Wonder what the supportive French think of her now?
Click to expand...
I love so much that it was her claims of BED (for years) that finally bit her in the butt. She managed to hide it from the phych assessment Dr and managed to get approval from them, which shocked the hell out of me.

What brought her down was that she couldn't keep her weight down for the second dietician appt & she gained weight before that appointment. I would love to have seen her try to justify the weight gain to the dietician - "it's my lympodema (fake dema word combining lymphedema & lipoedema)", "It's water weight, I swell in the car," "It's poop weight gain,, I'm consipated," "Your scale is off"etc., lol. She had literally had no way to justify it, as @I call shenanigans said that even a one pound weight gain would delay her wls surgery.

I think that she gained much more than just one pound. Her face looked noticeably fatter in that recent "plateau" video. Those dieticians have heard every excuse in the book & Amber finally had to admit to at least one binge or in her words "she overate." She couldn't blame her food addiction or her BED so she was painted into a corner of her own making & forced to tell the truth. This is probably the first time Amber has been held accountable for her weight gain & I'm sure it killed her & she HATES/blames that dietician. lmao. Not to mention that she did this ("I did that!") to herself - by lying to the drs & shrinks (about BED & food addiction) thinking that she could outsmart them AND by eating like a pig before her next dietician/weigh in. And she couldn't delay the appt bc it would be counted as a gain.

In conclusion, she has to be humiliated and mad & let down & thinking "I was almost there, I had it (approval for wls) & lost it." She was no where close to final approval & I hope that it is killing her. So now what is she going to do for content:? I guess it's back to the cycle or she is going to dr shop for another wls surgeon that she hopes she can outsmart. At any rate there is no way she will get wls surgery from this dr bc she won't be able to not binge and she will refuse to do the mental work (muh mentals!) needed to succeed. Sucks to be Amber right now. LOLOL

(Thank you @I call shenanigans, I appreciate ALL of your insider info on the WLS stuff & your insights on ALR are amazing ♥️)
 
Lets go back back back in time, shall we?

✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨2014/2015✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨


mustbefullofshit1.jpg
mustbefullofshit2.jpg
mmustbefullofshit3.jpg

"Reaching for the moon when I can only touch the fence" :story: :story: :story:
 
Last edited:
I think most everyone in her life has functioned on the principle of Don't Poke the Bear. It's expedient in the moment, but Amber here is what results when it's used all the time.

Doctors don't function that way, so she would just get another doctor when poked.

Is Jade sticking around for this shit?
 
Both Slaton sisters were given weight loss surgery, but Amber can't have it.
I hope she gets reminded of this at least several times a day forever.
 
FatalTater said:
Both Slaton sisters were given weight loss surgery, but Amber can't have it.
I hope she gets reminded of this at least several times a day forever.
Click to expand...
I really hope she enjoyed watching this weeks episode of 1000lb sisters. Not only looking at the office she’s been attending, and the hospital where she was “so close” to having her WLS, but also watching her bariatric surgeon (using one of his flex “two robots”) to perform WLS on none other than Tammy Slaton. That episode surely triggered another binge.
 
I call shenanigans said:
That episode surely triggered another binge.
Click to expand...
Likely. The Slatons need fat WLS on their foreheads. Hamber gonna need it for her Peter Griffin chin balls.

But yeah, the point stands, Hamber being such a Dainty Princess and the Slatons being Kentucky Hillbilly Orcs.

It has to burn her shorts more than Faline with a butane torch... who just seems to be conspicuously MIA during all this. Slappy surmise Jade already knew this BS was destined to inevitable Hamber scheming, lying, and failure like everything else the 500 lb. toddler narc does in life, so her "investment" in PHAT is still secure.
 
Bibbity Bobbity said:
I think most everyone in her life has functioned on the principle of Don't Poke the Bear. It's expedient in the moment, but Amber here is what results when it's used all the time.

Doctors don't function that way, so she would just get another doctor when poked.

Is Jade sticking around for this shit?
Click to expand...
Hambeast is a cunt because as you said, nobody has ever firmly told her NO and meant that shit. In a perfect world she would have gotten a nice…southern…foster family. You know, one that the first time she bitched about being traumatized by skim milk rather than being grateful that she HAD any milk the foster mother would snatch the bitch up off her fat ass and slap the fucking tastebuds out her mouth.

I would give a few years off of my life to have had the opportunity to be her foster mother.
 
Totally real FBI Frank said:
Hambeast is a cunt because as you said, nobody has ever firmly told her NO and meant that shit. In a perfect world she would have gotten a nice…southern…foster family. You know, one that the first time she bitched about being traumatized by skim milk rather than being grateful that she HAD any milk the foster mother would snatch the bitch up off her fat ass and slap the fucking tastebuds out her mouth.

I would give a few years off of my life to have had the opportunity to be her foster mother.
Click to expand...
Fuck, you described the way I was raised and we was poor as fuck. Eat what's put in front of you and be damned grateful you got that.
 
Slappy McGherkin said:
Fuck, you described the way I was raised and we was poor as fuck. Eat what's put in front of you and be damned grateful you got that.
Click to expand...
I’m a proud southern girl and I can guarantee you that if I bitched about the food my mother put in front of me, I’d be drinking that meal from a fucking straw as soon as I got out of the hospital.
 
babyTAP said:
View attachment 4666285

She should've lied harder. It would've been incredibly easy to stash a solid 35, 40lbs of diver weights in her folds before her initial intake appointment that could've served as her safety buffer to get her through a year's worth of weight wobbles while she "doesn't binge"
Click to expand...

So I know how some of it works because I've been going with a friend who is just starting the process (actually to be honest, I'm not super close to her, but she asked me to drive her because she had a seizure and can't drive for a bit. Then she asked if I wanted to go back for her appointment and I figured why not.) I'm sure every clinic is different, but the few things that stick out is at her first weigh in they asked if they could check her ankles and then had her take off her outer layers of clothes and then pull and shake the clothes she still had on. I jokingly said "you guys don't mess around" and the nurse said "you would be surprised the length some people go to pad their starting weight."

The second appointment I went with her, (I believe she has had more, but I only took her to two of them) she saw a doctors assistant who went over her medical history and determined the tests she would need, etc. etc. and when referring to the therapist she had to see to be approved she said "if you have any kind of binge eating you will be denied automatically." She didn't mention anything else that would deny you except binge eating, so it definitely is a big no.

Amber spent years fighting with the internet that she had BED and then thinks she cured it in two months or sorry she never had it to begin with. Love that for her.
 
More RetroLynn! This is some faggy letter she wrote to Krystle but more looking for attention. She also called K fat, claims she doesnt pay attention to poor widdle Amburr cryeen

From this video is where she had this letter linked

"Like a dove trying to pull A MANSION" lmaooooo :story: :story: :story:
 

Attachments

Last edited:
I just enjoyed watching her have a temper tantrum and blame everyone else for what her fat ass did. Watching her be pissy about My 600lbs Lifers getting approved AND SHE CAN'T! She really thought she could throw money at it and get what she wanted like she does in her day to day life. Doesn't work that way, boo boo. Also lol at her thinking her 550+ pound ass doesn't eat as much as the 600 lbs Lifers. "It's not a Binge unless you eat 3 times what you would normally eat." Gorl, you eat over 3 times more than what the average person eats on the daily. Your whole like has been an escalating binge that took you from 350 lbs to 600. You got yourself into this situation type deal and you're never gonna get out of it. Love that for you.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom