🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I am still hedging my bet that this is all for views and at 11:59 bitch is going to pull out crying. This is Amber and she only really thinks about money and how to get it with the least possible effort.

I thought this started in December but it's been just under 2 months, it's just been that fucking boring. I think people are starting to tire of it though because her views are awful.
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She is about to be lower than January too, this makes it its lowest viewed in years. A few years back we came to a mutual decision/understanding that Amber needs about 1 million views a month to get by financially. I think she is going to double down on being fat.
 
LOL. Not even a huge artificial bump from the frogs, either. This is fucking hilarious. Also a snoozefest. Come on, Hamber. Just give in and give us a livestream pigout. That is your real nature. Embrace it!
 
Bwahahahaha! I bet she just had a big ol' binge in reaction to the news (but she doesn't have BED anymore, remember?)
 
Mesh Gear Fox said:
Bwahahahaha! I bet she just had a big ol' binge in reaction to the news (but she doesn't have BED anymore, remember?)
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I love the part where she moos about it not being fair, this cunt really fucking said that, fair is she crazy I mean really we all know why she will never ever EVER get WLS because her fat is who she is. She doesnt wanna be like the rest of us that are accountable for our actions, her fatness is what gets a check and attention, lose that and all you got is her shit personality which would only get more eye-fucky.
 
"You can't binge for a year or else you will burst your stomach open."

Amber: "REEEEEE!"

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Also, fuck off with the whole "I think My 600lb Life is fake because I don't eat that much in a binge." We've seen what you consider normal, Amber. Your perception is wack.
 
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Boo hoo, Amber. Life isn't fair, deal with it.

Bitch is never getting that surgery.
 
She never had BED to begin with. She wanted to go to all these doctors to collect diagnoses and now she’s paying the price for that. Too bad.

I had to laugh when she said she wanted the surgery by summer. Did she think she would lose over 300 pounds overnight, buy a bikini and head on down to Toxic Shock Lake?
 
another sit down one, not a step to far for amber. i cant see her doing 4000 steps. that would be about as much as Chantal walked in the park or to the airmuseum thing. no. Amber waddles like a penguin and needs to grab a hold every 20 seconds. 400 -1000 steps i feel possible for her.
of course no doctor would recommend her instantly. everybody knew, just amber is surprised. or acts like it.
but it also makes it easier for her to give up. all hopes are broken all dreams are dead, and now she has to wait for a year to do it all over again, just because of the stupid doctors.
Amber you don't know what you are mourning? i know.
you are mourning your loss of a quick and easy shortcut to skinniness. Now you have to show how much you can loose on you own in the next year. have fun. your history suggest you will drop to 498,8 and the start gaining again.

oh and who is supposed to be her "friend" on 1000pound friends? Dana? Rafe? that thing from the Destiny make up video?
 
Mesh Gear Fox said:
Bwahahahaha! I bet she just had a big ol' binge in reaction to the news (but she doesn't have BED anymore, remember?)
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A fat woman who claims to have binge eating disorder, (formerly diagnosed by Betterhelp!), while never really binging whatsoever. She then tries to distance herself from the term so she can get a surgery that she clearly will never get. Then she makes a video talking about not being able to get the surgery she never was going to get, by acting out on symptoms of a disorder she doesn't have.

I don't understand how this is real and how it makes sense.
 
Speed running the WLS process is the only speed running Amby has ever wanted to do. I bet the dietician knew she made the right call as soon as Amber began her temper tantrum.
 
Diagnosis means she is incapable of her own decisions regarding food.

If she wants to drop a few pounds I suggest she find another high other than food. At least for a year……methlynn era? By the way it has to be an illegal high. Cuz reasons. Methlynnreid has a nice ring to it.
 
Gimme the skinny said:
Diagnosis means she is incapable of her own decisions regarding food.

If she wants to drop a few pounds I suggest she find another high other than food. At least for a year……methlynn era? By the way it has to be an illegal high. Cuz reasons. Methlynnreid has a nice ring to it.
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I guess that's what she's hoping for with this ADHD diagnosis bullshit. Legal amphetamines to assist with her weight loss.

That Peter Griffin ball chin is coming along nicely.
 
Knew it….there was no way Amber was going to get through all her appointments without talking about binge eating even if she changed her mind about having it and lied to the dietician initially. She let that psych with his 3x normal amount of food fool her, and then shot herself right in the foot. So basically she is back where she was last time she tried this, where she needs therapy to help her stop binge eating. She’s not going to get approved in 12 months either because she can’t break that habit overnight. She’s very likely a couple of years away still.

Also bugger off with the 600lb life reference when what she really wanted to say was “this bastard operated on Tammy Slaton of all people and I’m no where near as bad as her”. That is why she chose Dr Smith in the first place. She has zero concept that made for TV Reality Shows are far from reality. They are scripted and heavily edited drama. If she still wants WLS as she says she does, then she can use this next year to prove it to everyone involved in the approval process, and in the meantime give herself more options and a safer surgical risk threshold. Of course she won’t because all those “silly little changes” she made in the last couple of days were wasted. Next time you try to fool professionals Amber don’t try to pretend you plateau at 500lb, because they know that’s you scoffing down your maintenance calories at a minimum. Personally I wouldn’t be surprised if that “plateau” was a gain and she knew any gaining weight gets you kicked off the program. Time will tell if she sticks with the non-surgical program now and at least continues with dietician appointments. She’ll be keeping that troublesome sludgy gallbladder for at least another year or two.

Finally, may the audience you begged to be kind to you after this major letdown, fail to find their “sympathy bones”.
 
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