🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[HackerX]

Shes 25 lbs down she says, but losing 2 to 3 lbs a week? She should be able to lose 40 in a month at her size.

No idea how water weight varies for someone of her impressive girth, but I'd absolutely believe she can swing 20lbs on a scale in a single day.

She's consistently been in this same weight range for years now, so I suspect her body has adjusted to the lifestyle, and won't change barring a sizeable/sustained caloric increase/decrease. A moderate and sustainable calorie deficit won't do shit at this point.

 

[Trees]

The Arrangement book on tape is 10hrs and 50mins long.

Unless she listened to it on 5x speed like some kind of galaxybrain.meme

Has Amber ever said anything about a book that isn't a generic like/dislike statement? It's okay to say what happens in the book. People like it when the youtube person talks about what happens in a book - because they don't plan to read it, or are going to read it but like to know the ending before they start, or because they read the damn thing too.

Not convinced she's read a book since that 3rd grade lit textbook she loves so much.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Stop the presses! Amber bought Jade a watch. Mind you I see no one in the comments asking her about this

 

[the weeknd warrior]

Stop the presses! Amber bought Jade a watch. Mind you I see no one in the comments asking her about this
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They're probably the same people who asks her about how much sex she has.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

@Boolean Bitch, Of course Amber isn’t going to tell us which surgery she wants, because she’s unlikely to get it. She needs to pay more attention to her TLC shows. Amber has stated very clearly in the past that she wants Gastric Bypass, but all these TLC super fats are getting robotic Sleeve Gastrectomies…for good reason. Chris Combs and Tammy Slaton (not yet officially confirmed but widely rumoured it was Sleeve) were both Sleeve Gastrecomies, all Dr Now’s 600lb lifers have been getting robotic sleeve Gastrectomies recently. The only recent TLC surgeon gastric bypass that’s been televised in the last year that I can recall is Vanessa from 1000lb Best Friends, and she weighed significantly less (398lbs) than Amber at the time she was approved for surgery.

Maybe being prepared to pay more out of pocket might get Amber Gastric Bypass instead, but guaranteed she’s not going to consciously disclose which surgery she wants until her surgeon confirms he’ll perform it on her. I suspect Amber has had too few interactions with specialists and surgeons to realise yet that when they tell patients they have options/choices, it’s the surgeon that makes the ultimate decision, based on patient circumstance but also risk of complications that in the long run can damage both the surgeon’s reputation and increase their already very costly insurance premiums.

Bypass has fallen out of favor which is why it’s really no longer recommended. Gastric sleeve is safer and has less risks, though both come with dumping syndrome as a consequence as stated before.

But here’s why a surgeon may choose gastric sleeve:

gastric bypass surgery poses a 4-7% risk of developing an ulcer, whereas gastric sleeve patients don’t ulcer. Additionally, there is a 4-7% chance of a gastric bypass patient needing a follow-up laparoscopy, where as a bypass will usually cause t2 diabetes remission.

I’m not saying they are never done anymore, but bypass isn’t as common as it used to be. Also think of staples and the kinds of issues those could cause.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Right why make your videos better or more interesting? She probably drives around with Jade while she does Uber eats or whatever the fuck side jobs she has.
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Right before the breakup Becky was doing Uber or doordash and Amber went with her, so it's probably the same with wipey. Amber can't stand to be alone at all. Even being in the same apartment isn't good enough, she has her fat ass planted right beside wipey while she works. I can't think of anything more annoying than having some fat, smelly, 600 pound beast sitting next to me, while I'm working, doing nothing but stuffing her face and watching YT videos,

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Foster care didnt do that, what did it was her deciding very early (she stole kids lunchboxes during recess and had free lunch and was given money for lunch everyday in school) she didnt care if kids went hungry so long as her fat ass was full meaning, that she does whatever she wants and cries abooosssee when it suits her.
Fuck her and people like her.

Didn’t she say that at school she would steal 3-4 other kids lunches from their lockers, then at lunchtime sit down to eat her own. I’m sure I saw that in a retro-reaction quite recently.

Still remember the story were she stole all the food from her pack (brownies or girl scouts, something like that) while in a group home and she went and pretended to take a shower so she could eat the candy without being disturbed. Even back then she had to pretend to shower. It's disgusting how she is with food. It's like a dog that has to fight to eat

 

[dfranki723]

The vile thing is, she's tried to explain that greed away as ''I never knew when the next meal would come''. Which is a fucking lie because she's ALWAYS been massive. She was just a nasty, greedy child with no consideration for others.

Don't show childhood picture of your fatass self and not expect people to be disgusted with your stories of serial food theft, Hamber.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Right before the breakup Becky was doing Uber or doordash and Amber went with her, so it's probably the same with wipey. Amber can't stand to be alone at all. Even being in the same apartment isn't good enough, she has her fat ass planted right beside wipey while she works. I can't think of anything more annoying than having some fat, smelly, 600 pound beast sitting next to me, while I'm working, doing nothing but stuffing her face and watching YT videos,

there is also the potential of any gf going out and interacting with other females and pulling a Destiny. Her relationships have to be so suffocating I think she FaceTimes them when they go out without her because she FaceTimed Becky to show her her makeup once for no reason.

 

[Xenomorph]

there is also the potential of any gf going out and interacting with other females and pulling a Destiny. Her relationships have to be so suffocating I think she FaceTimes them when they go out without her because she FaceTimed Becky to show her her makeup once for no reason.

She would sit there watch Dusty work..I mean she coulda be getting a FULL TIME job, cleaning that filthy apartment or ANYTHING ELSE. But nooope gotta make sure her gf hass no personal time.

 

[the weeknd warrior]

The vile thing is, she's tried to explain that greed away as ''I never knew when the next meal would come''. Which is a fucking lie because she's ALWAYS been massive. She was just a nasty, greedy child with no consideration for others.

Don't show childhood picture of your fatass self and not expect people to be disgusted with your stories of serial food theft, Hamber.

I used to think "Hamberglar" was a tad cringey when I first seen't it but now I can't stop wanting to use it to refer to her.

 

[Chilli Soup]

The vile thing is, she's tried to explain that greed away as ''I never knew when the next meal would come''. Which is a fucking lie because she's ALWAYS been massive. She was just a nasty, greedy child with no consideration for others.

Don't show childhood picture of your fatass self and not expect people to be disgusted with your stories of serial food theft, Hamber.

Is she trying to make herself sound like a stray dog? Is that her new sympathy ploy? If she was really, really, truly in the kind of dreadful neglect that warrants a child not knowing when their next meal was coming, it'd be physically impossible to be her size.
She's eaten well all her life, even if it wasn't always a homecooked meal from her parent/guardian/institution. Stealing the occassional lunchbox on a weekday won't make you 400lbs at 12 years old. That's a ridiculous lie & there was clearly always food in the house for her to munch away on. She was just a bitch, and still is a bitch. There's no way to hide it.

 

[Xenomorph]

 

[I call shenanigans]

Bypass has fallen out of favor which is why it’s really no longer recommended. Gastric sleeve is safer and has less risks, though both come with dumping syndrome as a consequence as stated before.

Bullshit!

Spoiler: WLS sperg. Not letting this post go unaddressed

Gastric bypass is still the gold standard WLS. It is however a longer and technically more difficult surgery and therefore less safe for the super duper morbidly obese. It's also a cheaper surgery so favoured by those who are self pay. The VSG is a shorter surgery that involves no digestive system reorganisation. The VSG is preferred for the ultra fats because it is far quicker to perform and they can get pretty good results to a point. When they are smaller and have shown they have made the necessary lifestyle changes, and less of an anesthesia risk, a second stage surgery can be performed to convert the VSG to a DS (Duodenal Switch).

VSG rarely comes with dumping syndrome, and questioning of patients who claim to have it usually confirms that they don't. What VSG does come with is a very high risk of acid reflux. As the VSG has no malabsorption component it is often recommended for younger females planning future pregnancies, but that still doesn’t prevent gastric bypass procedures being approved for those women. Gastric bypass is well known for better weightloss results in diet compliant patients, and those results are backed up by decades of studies.

But here’s why a surgeon may choose gastric sleeve:

gastric bypass surgery poses a 4-7% risk of developing an ulcer, whereas gastric sleeve patients don’t ulcer.

They do still get ulcers along the stapleline, although it is not as common. VSG patients will have far more issues with acid reflux though, and in patients with pre-existing GERD, a gastric bypass (or variant) should be the surgery offered as it is the cure for GERD, whereas VSG will exacerbate that health issue.

Additionally, there is a 4-7% chance of a gastric bypass patient needing a follow-up laparoscopy, where as a bypass will usually cause t2 diabetes remission.

That's a new one to me. I'd appreciate seeing a source study for my own educational purposes. The laparotomy part that is. The bypass diabetes stuff is common knowledge. VSG patients are far more likely to need revisional surgery which is both more complicated and has an up to 20x higher risk of very dangerous staple line leaks.

Also, VSG is NOT reversible as the remnant stomach is removed. Technically a gastric bypass IS reversible as the remnant stomach is still living in the abdominal cavity. Reversals are rarely ever performed though. Also, after bypass, the tissue in the remnant stomach is available to be used should it be required later in life to repair the stomach eg. If cancer needs to be removed.

I’m not saying they are never done anymore, but bypass isn’t as common as it used to be. Also think of staples and the kinds of issues those could cause.

The VSG uses far more staples than a gastric bypass. In the VSG the stapleline runs the entire length of the stomach, whereas in a gastric bypass the staples only run across the much narrower top of the stomach. If you think there are no staples in the VSG, then you've just proven your ignorance of WLS procedures.

If you are instead referring to Endoscopic Sleeve Gastrectomy it is NOT the same thing as a VSG, is NOT a common or recommended procedure, and has very poor results and poor durability as the stitches breakdown over time.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Slappy here. Gotta love how my favorite autistics in this thread fight over the intricacies of WLS that Heffalump will likely never have.

Hey, I respect the knowledge of this. Honestly, I do. I just couldn't give a flying fuck one way or the other because a fat cunt IS a fat cunt that won't grow up, exercise any degree of self control, and makes everything in life about her ignorant shelf ass.

Call me when she's on the table and they are trying to carve the fat off that brisket.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Slappy here. Gotta love how my favorite autistics in this thread fight over the intricacies of WLS that Heffalump will likely never have.

I think she will eventually get it, if she doesn't die first of a sudden cardiac or stroke incident.

Call me when she's on the table and they are trying to carve the fat off that brisket.

Now this won't happen. The only way any fat is being carved off off her is if she has loose skin removed. While I do think she'll eventually qualify for WLS...not forgetting she still has to find a way to pay for it...I don't believe she'll ever lose enough weight for a plastic surgeon to approve her for skin removal surgery.

Spoiler: Sorry Slappy

I hate seeing that level of misinformation being promoted and getting when it's so clearly incorrect. At least I used spoilers

 

[FatalTater]

I really hope Amber gets the surgery, just to watch her have to deal with a post-surgery body.
Whether it's making herself sick or even causing injury by continuing to stuff food in, or being in a constant state of mental breakdown over actually losing weight for once, it has the potential to become entertaining OR to end her. Either way it'll be better than the past couple years.

 

[Constellationzero]

Gotta love how my favorite autistics in this thread fight over the intricacies of WLS that Heffalump will likely never have.

Exactly. IT is never going to have WLS. IT is never going to be approved if the doctor has any ethics. It's a non issue like her nontent.

 

[Xenomorph]

Slappy here. Gotta love how my favorite autistics in this thread fight over the intricacies of WLS that Heffalump will likely never have.

Hey, I respect the knowledge of this. Honestly, I do. I just couldn't give a flying fuck one way or the other because a fat cunt IS a fat cunt that won't grow up, exercise any degree of self control, and makes everything in life about her ignorant shelf ass.

Call me when she's on the table and they are trying to carve the fat off that brisket.

Exactly, speaking in absolutes like you are the surgeon working on her specifically is literally autistic at this point. None of us are doctors and none of us are WLS doctors, either. Lets stop the larping. Even if you are in the field like worked for an office doesn't mean everything mentioned is wrong and only you (not you slappy the preverbial you) are right..

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

I think she will eventually get it, if she doesn't die first of a sudden cardiac or stroke incident.

Now this won't happen. The only way any fat is being carved off off her is if she has loose skin removed. While I do think she'll eventually qualify for WLS...not forgetting she still has to find a way to pay for it...I don't believe she'll ever lose enough weight for a plastic surgeon to approve her for skin removal surgery.

Spoiler: Sorry Slappy

I hate seeing that level of misinformation being promoted and getting when it's so clearly incorrect. At least I used spoilers

Already said I loves ya. What happens, happens. I was only referring to the tub'o lard they'll have to dissect to even make it happen.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

This latest pile of shit from Hamber isn't even worth recapping. There are two items, though, worth mentioning.

1. Hamber whines about not liking having a "set time" to weigh in for the audience. Then stop setting times, you fat fuck. The audience isn't holding a gun to your empty fucking head, telling you that you must weigh in every Sunday. YOU set the time. Stop acting like it's the fault of the audience that you can't stick to a single fucking thing.

Also, as history has repeatedly shown us, when Hamber pulls this crap, she's gaining. I will not believe any weight she gives until it's at a doctor's office.

2. Hamber has also decided - as she does every time she whines about her one and only job - she has been oversharing and she's going to stop that. Without a hint of irony or self-awareness, the next section of her bitchfest is that her nips were sore after her ladybits got yeeted. Never change, dumbass.