🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Ah, that was Libby - duh, I'm an idiot for immediately thinking of the child.
Yo're not the only one - I saw little girl and I thought about the child and not Libby. Yeah, I remember her being weird with Libby, I wouldn't call it grooming because I remember it being standard "Let me buy you stuff so you'll tolerate me" Amberlynn behavior but it was definitely fucking weird that she was trying so hard to be friends with a teenager as a grown adult.
 
Right why make your videos better or more interesting? She probably drives around with Jade while she does Uber eats or whatever the fuck side jobs she has.
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About as believable as when she was 470 with no full view weighins. Petty emotionally stunted predator only loves food more than dunking on anyone who doesn't think she can dance around like Lizzo. She would love to be posting being outside daily but the reality of it is that she's near bed bound again, I wonder if Jade will wipe her ass.
 
Right why make your videos better or more interesting? She probably drives around with Jade while she does Uber eats or whatever the fuck side jobs she has.
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And not just cause JADE FRANCIS of New York has to hook up the washer line to the hose and hose down Hambutt's asscrack like she's at an American Pride car wash once a day. Newp.
 
Right why make your videos better or more interesting? She probably drives around with Jade while she does Uber eats or whatever the fuck side jobs she has.
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Sure you do, Hamber.

Since I'm always looking for a distraction when doing the more tedious things my job involves: when Hamber made her latest weepy video, talking about how her 13 year old self needed luff, she also said she weighed 420 pounds at 13. But she was a dainty 360 or something when freeloading off Krystle's family, and then when she chowed her way to 420+ while freeloading off Density, she said that was the heaviest she'd ever been. This is why people don't believe your bullshit, Hamber.
 
Little known factoid about Hammylardy, she claims when she was but a smaller whale she used carry around a salt shaker and pour salt on the spoon/fork for each BITE. Now you see why she adds so fucking much shit in her food, she cant get enough. She mentioned this in one of the vids of the Krystle era.
 
Little known factoid about Hammylardy, she claims when she was but a smaller whale she used carry around a salt shaker and pour salt on the spoon/fork for each BITE. Now you see why she adds so fucking much shit in her food, she cant get enough. She mentioned this in one of the vids of the Krystle era.
Awww. Just a whale tryin' to get back to the sea.

#FreeAmby
 
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Awww. Just a whale tryin' to get back to the sea.

#FreeAmby
looooool picturing the cover of the Free Willy VHS

ETA:Sure Im sure it blows assholes being in Foster Care for normal kids ....but here is where I stop caring reguarding our pet whalina here.. Amberlynn has her past there are some of us who were beaten, raped, molested, verbally abused by our own parents. So while I get what @Trees is trying to say gives no pass for her being a twat. This girl would lie, cheat and steal and almost tried to ruin someones life over having a fun story to jerk herself off to via pity from her viewers because she is a low life scumbag. Foster care didnt do that, what did it was her deciding very early (she stole kids lunchboxes during recess and had free lunch and was given money for lunch everyday in school) she didnt care if kids went hungry so long as her fat ass was full meaning, that she does whatever she wants and cries abooosssee when it suits her. Ever notice she has never really told stories about Foster Care? Wanna know why? She couldnt cause her foster mom and sisters were watching her channel so she couldnt make shit up. She only had one foster family then went to Oklahomo to live her Grandmother when she was thrown out since she was purposefully trying to enable her Mother to pick up drugs by constantly guilting her about her past..
Fuck her and people like her.
 
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That inflated inner tube of back fat freaks me out when it starts flapping around on its own

I suspect that was a poor choice of words on her part. Most folk dread all the testing then the liquid diets and food progressions both prior to and after surgery. I suspect she just meant normal textures. Amber is dumb, but she isn't so dumb as to think she'll be able to eat the same way after surgery as she does now. She knows what the surgery does to your eating capacity, and I really do think she'd love to be satiated by a single portion of food. She knows she eats multiple portions now. Would she be a WLS failure, unfortunately she very likely will after limited early weightloss, but I do think people are currently picking at nothing for now.

No it can't, and I'm eagerly awaiting the outcome of her upcoming pysch evaluation on two levels. Firstly, what the suggestion moving forward is for Amber, and secondly how she overreacts to it.
>I really do think she'd love to be satiated by a single portion of food. She knows she eats multiple portions now

She forced her fat fuck self to eat thru the nausea on Ozempic. She does NOT want to eat less, she just doesn't want the backlash that her disgusting habits bring her. This is all a farce anyway. Food is the ONLY important thing to her & that's never going to change.
 
Real question - can Amberlynn still taste anything other than a primal reaction to sugar and salt?

Does anyone remember that episode of House MD with the gourmet chef deathfat, who was happy to die for his love of food? Yeah, Amber's the opposite of that. She eats like she hates good fucking food.
 
She’d lose a decent amount of weight if she ate 3,000 calories a day.
“Normal” people need about 2,000 calories a day.
Wtf is she eating to gain so much weight ??
It's so fucking disgusting to think of the amount of food this fat piece of shit consumes to be that huge. One day is likely 4 days for a normal person.
 
Real question - can Amberlynn still taste anything other than a primal reaction to sugar and salt?

Does anyone remember that episode of House MD with the gourmet chef deathfat, who was happy to die for his love of food? Yeah, Amber's the opposite of that. She eats like she hates good fucking food.
This is part of why she quit Ozempic. Your taste profile changes, I'm talking like you won't understand how awful it is until you've tried it yourself. It completely destroys the salt-sugar triggers that comes with deserved satiety because you're always in a state of satiety on it. Food is meant to be a reward for hard work so all of those "good job" endorphins come rushing in and makes you feel good.

TMI/PL warning but on topic: Used to be like her, just never as big. Used food my whole childhood to cope, I couldn't taste salt and sugar like I can now. The thing was just like another hit for a dope fiend with their injection arm falling off. Palette's completely changed since adopting a broader range of physical, mental and emotional things to be addicted to, things are now too salty and/or sweet and vegetables are enjoyable. I know she pretends she likes vegetables but she can't taste it at all at her level of addiction.
 
Real question - can Amberlynn still taste anything other than a primal reaction to sugar and salt?

Nope. She burned out her taste buds with that shit (and fat) the same as if she'd had radiation to her fat fucking face.

Does anyone remember that episode of House MD with the gourmet chef deathfat, who was happy to die for his love of food? Yeah, Amber's the opposite of that. She eats like she hates good fucking food.

Never watched House, but to me, she clearly does not really enjoy food, despite her orgasmic moans or retarded wide-eyed staring into the distance as soon as the food hits her tongue and before her body even has a chance to process the taste. I think at this point she likes the idea of food that she eats regularly. When she doesn't like something, I imagine it's because the taste of salt and/or sugar is not as strong as the slop she makes or the takeout she gets, so she actually tastes the food itself. If you blindfolded her and took the sugar-laden orange sauce off her beloved orange chicken (no, I don't believe for a second she doesn't like it any more) and fed her the chicken straight up, she'd hate it.

This is part of why she quit Ozempic. Your taste profile changes, I'm talking like you won't understand how awful it is until you've tried it yourself. It completely destroys the salt-sugar triggers that comes with deserved satiety because you're always in a state of satiety on it. Food is meant to be a reward for hard work so all of those "good job" endorphins come rushing in and makes you feel good.

Some meds do this, and it's hideous. That she managed to eat through it anyway is just a testament to her landwhale status.

TMI/PL warning but on topic: Used to be like her, just never as big. Used food my whole childhood to cope, I couldn't taste salt and sugar like I can now. The thing was just like another hit for a dope fiend with their injection arm falling off. Palette's completely changed since adopting a broader range of physical, mental and emotional things to be addicted to, things are now too salty and/or sweet and vegetables are enjoyable. I know she pretends she likes vegetables but she can't taste it at all at her level of addiction.

Remember thefirst WLS round? "He didn't include any fruits or vegetables!" as if she had either on a regular basis or at all.

I wouldn't want someone who smells as bad as Hamber being in close proximity to my food.

I wouldn't want someone who smells like her riding in a car with me. I guess NG,W is as noseblind now as the rest of the gfs got to be after awhile. When I was going through school, I used to work at a variety of jobs. The two areas most notable were farms and raw materials handing factories. It's amazing how much (sometimes literal) shit you can get used to with time.


ETA: LOL. YT hates Hamber.

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Big-Brain Amber is at it again. I really wonder why the mouth-breathers who follow her on YouTube even bother to try and ask her questions...

(This was from Apathetic faxX's YouTube channel. She grabbed it from yet another bullshit Q&A)
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Nonono, numbers aren't for objective measurements; they're SUBJECTIVE. Just like she visualizes letters having different colours... despite telling us she has aphantasia and can't visualize at all.

It's just stunneeeeeen how she can't admit any mistake - ANY - no matter how small. Though I guess I shouldn't be surprised... isn't that a textbook lolcow trait?

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To clear up the 'grooming' discussion (though I may be late). There were two minors (while she was on YouTube - not counting Casey in this).

The first one we saw was Libby - this was 2016ish? She was the younger sister of Destiny and Amber's roommate, and was 15 years old. Libby was the one they would hang out with, drink in front of, have sex discussions with, etc. She was also the one that was with them when that creepy neckbeard found them at the restaurant. Captain Neckbeard started acting really creepy with Libby, and Amber just laughed about it, egged him on, and filmed it.

The second one was Dana's neice, who was about 4-5, and this was 2019ish. Amber tagged along with the double-Ds and the girl for a day of excitement where Amber spent lavishly on the little girl. They went to the arcade and she spent a ridiculous amount of money to win lots of junky prizes for her, then Amber took her on a Walmart shopping spree where she bought the girl a bunch of clothing, shoes, Paw Patrol toys, etc. It was the same episode where she showed off that she bought the double-Ds stuff like toothpaste, soap, and tampons or whatever to lord over her ex and point out how poor the double-Ds were. I do believe this was the minor that was originally being discussed on the previous page of this thread.


...Never watched House, but to me, she clearly does not really enjoy food, despite her orgasmic moans or retarded wide-eyed staring into the distance as soon as the food hits her tongue and before her body even has a chance to process the taste. I think at this point she likes the idea of food that she eats regularly. When she doesn't like something, I imagine it's because the taste of salt and/or sugar is not as strong as the slop she makes or the takeout she gets, so she actually tastes the food itself. If you blindfolded her and took the sugar-laden orange sauce off her beloved orange chicken (no, I don't believe for a second she doesn't like it any more) and fed her the chicken straight up, she'd hate it....
Okay, I had this long-ass paragraph trying to describe the scene, but I'm just gonna find the video as a screenshot is worth a thousand words....

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The TL;DW of this video is that she's alone in the house and eating an entire bag of vegan nuggets. She prides herself on her self-control of not having her usual entire can of Pringles with it. She moans and rolls her eyes through the video... until the boys come home from the gym. Then the rest of the video is dead-eyes and mechanically chewing to get through the plate of food.

And there was another vlog from around this time (not an eating one, but it did involve food - as all of her videos do) where she talked about how she loved the sensation of her mouth full, and of chewing, and the sensation of swallowing. She's also made several videos talking about how she needs to eat until she feels 'fool'.

She doesn't 'like' food. She doesn't 'like' eating. The moaning is all either for the camera (as that's what she sees other mukbang channels do), or possibly to try and get attention from the people around her (though I'd bet that she never moans when she's not filming). She likes the sensation of stuffing her face, and the dopamine hit she gets from the sugar. And I'm sure she likes all of the time that eating requires, because that means that it's time where she doesn't have to work on herself, or even THINK. Thinking is very dangerous, because if she ever tried to rub those two braincells together, she might realize that EVERYONE has hardships in their life, many of whom had and have it far worse than her. AND most of those people can actually FUNCTION in society. That could lead to her possibly realizing that being a 500lb narcissistic P.O.S. *might* be HER FAULT! *GASP* Oh no! Quick, get the iPhone and open the McDonalds app! Big-momma needs her McFlurry!
 
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The TL;DW of this video is that she's alone in the house and eating an entire bag of vegan nuggets. She prides herself on her self-control of not having her usual entire can of Pringles with it. She moans and rolls her eyes through the video... until the boys come home from the gym. Then the rest of the video is dead-eyes and mechanically chewing to get through the plate of food.
That was one of my favorite Amber moments, I laughed my ass off when Eric and Rickie come in and her whole act drops.
 
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