🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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I have legal standing to sue Amber due to severe mental damage after seeing her twerking her fake shelf ass.
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Literally shaking her lower-back fat. Her ass isn’t even in the shot
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Amber, no one wants to see you shake your six bacons. Stop it.
IF she gets weight loss surgery and doesn't chicken out at the last minute, and IF she manages to not burst her stomach by overeating the first chance she gets, she is absolutely going to lose her mind once the weight loss starts to be noticeable.
That might be interesting to watch.
IF she gets weight loss surgery and doesn't chicken out at the last minute, and IF she manages to not burst her stomach by overeating the first chance she gets, she is absolutely going to lose her mind once the weight loss starts to be noticeable.
That might be interesting to watch.
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It's probably just me...but does anyone else abhor how fatties (like Hamber, Chantal, et. al.) all have such "food aggression" that they always rip into, tear apart from the middle, and sunder open their bags of food?
They do this with the boxes and bags from their Amazon and Torred tarpaulin hauls, too.
It's as if they have no patience with anything.
ETA @D_Tractor: Just saw dat twerkin' shelf-ass: #ermahgerd, mah eyes.
...sthaap dat, BigAl, before you have an "accident" and MG,W has to jump in with a roll of paper towels to do wipey-duty.
They do this with the boxes and bags from their Amazon and Torred tarpaulin hauls, too.
It's as if they have no patience with anything.
ETA @D_Tractor: Just saw dat twerkin' shelf-ass: #ermahgerd, mah eyes.
...sthaap dat, BigAl, before you have an "accident" and MG,W has to jump in with a roll of paper towels to do wipey-duty.
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It’s not just you. The way she rips open these bags is fucking insane. It makes me fucking angry for some reason.
Also holy shit I will be so happy if she never shakes her back fat ever again. Gnarly. And repulsive lol.
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I wondered just how sticky those stickers holding the bags folded over are that they have to be ripped into.
And my heart aches for poor Rarity and Wasabi who are being deprived of excellent brown paper vehicles for some kitchen floor kitty wars.
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Plastic double knotted bags I can kind of understand. (I tend to grab scissors though and just cut through the knots...) but none of them have shown dexterity issues holding their utensils ever.
Paper bags is a new one for me. They have cats. As long as the bags aren't soiled I don't see why they don't let the kitties get some joy out of the paper bags. I love when they double bag with paper outside (aesthetic on their part) because bonus kitty toy.
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Even if by some strange miracle Hambie is able to undergo WLS, those procedures have a high rate of failures bc patients like her still overeat themselves into oblivion after the surgery. She has allegedly been in therapy for like a year but for some reason has developed 0 alternative coping skills for when she feels like eating her feelings. Sis sits at home tinkering w legos all day and thinking about french fries, she barely leaves her house and has no real hobbies to distract her from thoughts of food. Even with surgical intervention, she will never be a healthy weight. Gonna be utterly gunt-wrenching when she inhales 5 lbs of rice post WLS and ruptures her stomach.
But again, all of this is assuming she actually undergoes the procedure. I have a feeling that in typical Hamber fashion she will talk herself out of it at the last minute. "I've been losing weight on my own while prepping for surgery, so I think I can do it myself." WLS is a risk. When have we ever known Amberlynn to be a big risk taker? Other than the gamble she takes with her life every time she orders 20 pc mcnuggets.
But again, all of this is assuming she actually undergoes the procedure. I have a feeling that in typical Hamber fashion she will talk herself out of it at the last minute. "I've been losing weight on my own while prepping for surgery, so I think I can do it myself." WLS is a risk. When have we ever known Amberlynn to be a big risk taker? Other than the gamble she takes with her life every time she orders 20 pc mcnuggets.
Ayygs and Layygs
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Hamber shaking her back fat is disgusting. Does she actually think that's her ass and not her back? I know she calls it her ass but like... for real can she not tell her entire back is shaking in unison rather than just her butt? It's gross either way.
I assume, much like every other new word she drives into the ground, she heard it at her meeting thing and is using it obsessively to show she totally learned something (even though she knows everything)
For a decade she has been crying BED anytime she needed an excuse for eating 5,000 calories. No one can say mean things it's an eating disorder! Until it would prevent WLS and then suddenly it's magically not an eating disorder at all.
That's the same shit she spewed when she started her channel. She watched others and wanted to inspire people like they did. Bitch has been saying the same thing for a decade and nothing has changed except where she's bedbound.
This is the stupidest shit.. Apologies for PL but when I was a teenager I had really intense anxiety (like go to the hospital shit) and you know what I never had to do? Create a fucking code word for it. It's obvious to the people around so fuck off with this as if it's a cute little game. She's fucking ridiculous with how she claims these disorders but makes them sound quirky and cute.
This is such an amber move. I swear she's delusional, calling 510 pounds "over 450". And I'm sure she has a way to justify that. "500 pounds IS over 450 you guise".
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They're sticky enough to keep the bags closed but not sticky enough to warrant that. When I buy Amazon Fresh, I keep the bags so I don't have to buy trash bags from the store. She's just an impatient heathen
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This is why God has forsaken us.
This too.
Passing a psychological evaluation just means that. Amber hasn’t been approved for shit. People have surgeries of all kinds denied by insurance at the last minute for all sorts of reasons all the time. I’ll believe she’s actually getting WLS approved if insurance clears it. And even then, I can see her chickening out at the last second like she does with everything else. Mental things is scary, gorls!
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She owns a million pairs of scissors, I know about the self opening shitty kitchen shears, the normal kitchen shears and a pair of kiddie scissors. If she just cut the tag she’d have a whole stack of paper bags for whatever. And the cats would love random bags!!!!
(Maybe I’m angry because it costs .10 for every bag now and I forget my reusable ones ALWAYS) lolol.
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Your first mistake is thinking that anything even remotely considerate or sweet crosses this fat cunts mind.
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Here's a thought for you bellends.
Once this whole WLS charade ends, who is betting she'll jump right back on the BED self diagnosis? It's the perfect sympathy ploy for gigantic gluttons after all.
I guarantee if this happens there will STILL be people that believe she actually has it.
I hope it happens sooner than later, this bollocks is incredibly dull.
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I doubt she’ll chicken out if she gets approved. She really wants that gall bladder out (cholecystectomy), and at her weight the only way she’ll get approved for that surgery is if it happens during WLS, or becomes a life threatening emergency…and she knows it. It is actually a strong motivation for many folk having WLS to know their diseased gall bladder will finally be dealt with.
This new WLS arc has only come up again since her gall bladder started giving her grief again and she was refused surgical treatment. She’s even said herself on occasion that if she has WLS they’ll take her gallbladder out at the same time. She’s 100% correct, in that if her gallbladder is in really poor condition then the bariatric surgeon will also do a cholecystectomy.
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Imagine the smell stirred up from that steatopygic shelf ass.
D_Tractor
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What looks like her ass is actually back fat. Her actual ass is tiny and flat.