🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Amberlynn even if some miracle by Godbear she got the surgery, doesn't realize how much she FUCKED herself, her legs are destroyed her stomach, apron are all FUCKED. Her lymphatic system is fucked. IF by some miracle she lost enough weight they would have to cut her out of her own body section by section, limb by limb hacking away at deadened lymphatic fluid filled adipose tissue and mottled skin.
It will be painful and the surgeries numerous, scars all over the place stapled shut like Frankenstein's monster. Your skin aint snapping back the elasticity in your skin is shot and you will age 15 years in your face and your hair falls out. And that is if you succeed. You had so many opportunities most people would kill for and you fucked it up and relied on your diseased brain and your massive ego coupled with copious amounts of ignorance you had so many shots and just to be a defiant child you just decided you knew best. Well here it is, Amber your best..

You're fucked. You're gonna either die fat and a freak or a blobby amorphous mess.
 
Plot summary with commentary. Not a reeecap. I skipped a bunch of the stupid whinging and bullshit. The vibe I got from this video is that Amber wants to eat, and has the sadz because of it, hence this pity party.

She just HAD to talk about this... so she put it in a video instead of talking to a physical person in her real life who could give feedback, and essentially did the equivalent of talking to herself in a mirror. And then she saved it for her next upload time. Uh-huh.

Amber's scared of the surgery - despite not even being approved yet. Hell, she has barely gotten past step one. She takes the time to remind us that she had cancer and a hysterectomy.

MINI anxiety attack. Anxious and impatient. Wants it over with. Wants to magically be 3 months away from surgery as she'll be healed and can eat again by then.

She wants us to know that it's normal to be scared - to her audience whom the overwhelming majority are FUCKING ADULTS and have gone through surgeries and other serious events before.

Amber's dwelling on the past. She's confusing despiration with passion for weightloss, and feeling sorry for herself for being a 420lb 16 year old.

Her amazing willpower is working, as is her revelation to 'just say no'... except it isn't. She admits to pigging out. She even almost said the word 'Binge' (you could see her mouth forming the letter 'B'), but catches herself and says "I ... didn't say no". So I guess Amber's inspiring lecture about dealing with food addiction being to 'just don't overeat' was just stinky hot air from her massive shelf.

She's not going to let us stop her from telling her story. Did the haydurz get a hold of her YouTube password? How does this delusional beach ball with a skeleton think anyone can STOP her from making these videos?

Amber admits that she's not sure if she's anything more than just being fat.

And she tries to retcon the 89 el-beez weight loss as her 'starving' herself, and therefore can't be proud of herself for it. Let's just kill that bullshit right now:

Amber said she started at 420 lbs, and got down to 331 in 7-8 months (approx 30-35 weeks)
TDEE for 5'2" to 5'3" 20-something YO Female who excercises a little bit:
@420 lbs --> approx 3,600 calories/day
@331 lbs --> approx 3,050 calories/day

Weight loss in 30 weeks
89lbs - 30weeks = 2.97lbs/week
500 cal/day x 2.97lbs/week = approx 1,500 calories reduction per day
3,600 cal/day (@420lbs) - 1,500 cal = 2,100 cal/day for weight loss
3,050 cal/day (@331lbs) - 1,500 cal = 1,550 cal/day for weight loss
So her average daily intake would have been 1,550-2,100 calories per day.

Weight loss in 35 weeks
89lbs - 35weeks = 2.53lbs/week
500 cal/day x 2.53lbs/week = approx 1,265 calorie reduction per day
3,600 cal/day (@420lbs) - 1,265 cal = 2,335 cal/day for weight loss
3,050 cal/day (@331lbs) - 1,265 cal = 1,785 cal/day for weight loss
So her average daily intake would have been 1,785 - 2,335 calories per day.

So, to lose the weight in 7 months, she would have averaged 2,100 cal/day to lose 3lbs per week, gradually dropping down to 1,550 by the 7th month to keep up the 3lbs/week. And more calories if she did it in 8 months.
NOT STARVING!!

Amber claims in her truth about the 89lbs video that she only ate about 700 calories on each weekday, comprising of: 5 morningstar nuggets, 1 string cheese, 1x100cal cracker/cookie packet, and a regular meal of chicken, vegetables, and rice/potatoes. And then didn't diet on the weekends. Even if we follow her stupid bullshit, saying she only ate 700cal/day on the weekdays (700cal/day x 5days = 3500cal) and indulged on the weekends, she still ate a fuck-ton of food:

Weight loss in 30 weeks
2,100cal/day x 7days = 14,700cal/wk - 3500 = 11,200 on weekends
1,550cal/day x 7days = 10,850cal/wk - 3500 = 7,350 on weekends
So, Amber gorged 3,675 - 5,600 cal PER DAY ON THE WEEKENDS

Weight loss in 35 weeks
2,335cal/day x 7days = 16,345cal/wk - 3500 = 12,845 on weekends
1,785cal/day x 7days = 12,495cal/wk - 3500 = 8,995 on weekends
So, Amber gorged on 4,497 - 6,423 cal PER DAY ON THE WEEKENDS

So, Amber wasn't STARVING - she was being her usual fucking stupid self. Or lying. Personally, I think it's a bit of bolth. And, this is best case scenario, assuming all 89lbs were fat loss, when it's reasonable that a solid 15-20 lbs could have been water weight, causing these daily calorie limits to be LOWER than what she actually ate.

SHOVE IT, AMBER. In the wise words of Foody-Booty "Go eat another chicken sausage, you fucking weirdo".

She's worried about the unhealthiness of losing 3lbs/week through restriction... but not that she gained 60lbs in like, a month and a half last fall.

"I love the small things..." Ah yes. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, people are communicating.... we've heard this before in 2019 during your first WLS story line.

"I'm not sure if I'm gonna upload this". HA! Be real, you don't waste a single SCRAP of footage. You just slap all that shit together to make yet another frankenshit-video for your paypig audience.

Takes a break from her emotional dumping to talk about her face breaking out and her old snakebite piercings.

"*Jade* is currently sleeping. No she can't hear me". CONFIRMED. It's her middle of the night gorging-time, and she's sad because she wants to eat. But it's easy Amber: you just say no.

Talking to her reflection is making her feel better. Amber says we want to hear what she has to say.

Tells us that she's not an open book and keeps a lot to herself ... while emotionally dumping on us about her trauma - and zits.

She doesn't feel like a burden when you click on her video, because you went THERE to listen to her.... (but if you go elsewhere, she'll strike them down faster than Darth Vader killing Obi-Wan on the DeathStar).

"I make fat jokes and take my trauma and make jokes, but that's who I am"... and yet she rains down hell on anyone else who's like that. Amber says she's allowed to make fat jokes, gay jokes, cancer jokes, etc., but not you. Not because she gets offended, because she doesn't get offended.... but she does get offended? (No clue where she was going with that one).

Now she has a smile on her face and she's happy!!!

"If you wanna know the nitty gritty of what's in my head..." Nah, I'm good. It's probably just cobwebs and smooth, fatty white-matter.

No outro.

TL;DR: Amber 'starved' herself to lose 89lbs 10 years ago by eating an average of 1,500-2,000 calories/day. She's scared of the surgery and wants to magically be teleported to 3 months post-op when she'll be able to eat again. She can make fat/gay/cancer jokes, BUT NOT YOU!! Amber fell off the wagon despite her amazing willpower that wouldn't let her overeat. She even almost called it a binge, but caught herself in time. "Weight Loss Surgery Diaries" might be the new name for her usual "sitting on her ass while emotionally dumping on her audience" type videos.
 
Xenomorph said:
It will be painful and the surgeries numerous, scars all over the place stapled shut like Frankenstein's monster. Your skin aint snapping back the elasticity in your skin is shot and you will age 15 years in your face and your hair falls out. And that is if you succeed. You had so many opportunities most people would kill for and you fucked it up and relied on your diseased brain and your massive ego coupled with copious amounts of ignorance you had so many shots and just to be a defiant child you just decided you knew best. Well here it is, Amber your best..
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Just a reminder, the hair does thin but it also grows back. While we've seen Dr Now use staples....he's not a plastic surgeon. Plastic surgeons will meticulously stitch the skin back together. That being said she'd still end up looking like Frankenstein's monster, but nowhere near as bad as if they used staples. Plastic surgeries like she'll need take a very long time to heal, and scar maintenance massages would eat most of her day away. If not done she'd look even worse later. I'm not sure how folk think they can come back from 500-600lb without at least $200k for surgeries, and even then they'll be disappointed in how they look naked, or in Amber's case not covered from head to toe.
 
She’d lose a decent amount of weight if she ate 3,000 calories a day.
“Normal” people need about 2,000 calories a day.
Wtf is she eating to gain so much weight ??
 
killed me when she was doing her dramatic teary monologue and cried “who am I outside of someone who weighs over 450lbs?”

isn’t she still in the 500s?
 
crawl said:
killed me when she was doing her dramatic teary monologue and cried “who am I outside of someone who weighs over 450lbs?”

isn’t she still in the 500s?
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Seeing her downplay her weight was quintessential Amber behaviour. Just a dainty 400lb petite medical mystery. She was trying so hard to avoid categorizing herself with the fatties in the 500s. This must mean she’s 499.99elbees and considers herself to be in the “450s”.

Amber always thinks she is playing some sort of 5d chess when it comes to the semantics surrounding her weight. Always filled with vagueness, half-truths and lies all jumbled together so you really can’t discern which is which anymore.

This is why everything that she says has to looked over with a fine tooth comb, even the most. She only opens her mouth to mislead and spin narratives.

In relation to her fears, I don’t think she is afraid of dying but is rather afraid of things occurring outside of her control. Amber likes being locked away in her luxury condo with the convenience of Ubereats, Instacart and her pet nigger, for this is the only world she has control over. In the real world you learn early on that you don’t have control over everything. Amber can’t stand the fact that if she wants to live, it will have to be in a world where uncertainty and the unknown exist.
 
Totally real FBI Frank said:
……………………what the fuck is “dumping”?
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It a reasonably common issue after gastric bypass, experienced by 10-20% of patients. There are two types, both related to simple carbohydrate intake, so basically those evil white carbs. Early dumping is the most common and happens when the sugar hits the large intestine (remember much of the small intestine is bypassed) water floods in and the person will get intense nausea and diarrhoea. Late dumping is when the sugar hits the intestine and is absorbed often at a much higher concentration than usual. This causes a blood sugar spike after about 60-90 minutes and when the insulin kicks in it is often much more than needed resulting in what can be extremely dangerous hypoglycaemia about 2-3 hours after eating. It’s nothing to be sneezed at but early dumping usually only happens once or twice before the person gets the message. Late dumping is far more rare, and the extreme version, called post prandial reactive hypoglycaemia is even rarer and something as simple as a piece of fruit could bring it on. Reactive hypoglycaemia is actually hell on earth for those that live with it. There is no medication to prevent it even though many will be tried, and a restrictive diet is the only way to keep control. If Amber were to end up with PPRH, she would be fucked, because she’s definitely a carbohydrate girl and they’d be gone for good.
 
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You're in your thirties you disgusting wretch.

Why the fuck are you posting videos like this? Slapping on a crying thumbnail for extra pity points. Nobody gives a shit about your feelings, not even the Frog Fuckers. It's a fad for them. They'll get bored too.

Your tears are not important enough to show them off to the world.
Marinate in your misery alone.
 
Bitch grizzly is telling the truth for once.

She is not only scared/a bit anxious, she is absolutely petrified.
She isn't scared of the anaesthesia or procedure itself, she is in full blown panic mode because her drug of choice could potentially be taken away from her. The only thing that gives her pleasure, stuffing her face all waking hours, would no longer be an option after WLS.

She has nothing else in life other than food, food, food. She has no real human relations of value. She has no interests (the fucking Legos and other toys are just pass time shit). She is in a body that must feel equivalent to being trapped under a vehicle. Nothing, absolutely NOTHING other than food brings her pleasure.

That "mania" of "joy" she was showing in her previous videos is uncontrollable fear. Not excitement. Getting WLS is no fad diet she could bail out of within 48 h to resume her binging and that is why she will never actually go through with it.
Whatever excuse she comes up with to not the surgery God only knows, but the true reason will be her unwillingness to give up her only source of pleasure. Soon we'll see her gaining again.
 
This is the same lip necklace she wore with Krystal on Valentine’s Day and this was last year. It went from being a necklace to a choker with an added 200lbs weight gain.
 

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You remember those posters she was making during the dollar store scratch art phase? Where she'd draw circles with markers and continue outlining them with different colors?

Wouldn't that trigger someone with trypophobia? Wouldn't she or Wipey have commented on that?
 
Mekahineyho said:
Whenever amber does these sit down cry videos, it’s sound like she’s auditioning for some angsty teen drama.
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And she never gets the part because of fatphobia.

I've had enough of her pretending to care about her life though, she's just heartstring pulling in an attempt to hard reset the past few weeks/months of transgressions. People who use their health to manipulate others are outright malicious. This is one of those cards she holds, just like every other god damn time she has one of those "something bad happened to me" videos, to gaslight everyone else into accepting her goofy ass framing of being the main character that things only ever happen to.

These kinds of diseased brain foul actors cannot fathom what it actually feels like to care about someone else dying, she only knows that it gets people to back off on her litany of shit actions. Main characters don't die and even when they do they come back in the next episode of the series, this is Amber, she doesn't really think she's dying or even has the capacity to care enough to care. The ghost of your thinking brain is trying to tell you something Amber, maybe you should listen to it for once instead of trying to drown it out with more mookbongs.

Did we forget that she just asked her audience if they wanted to watch her fat ass eat again after being told no like five times in a row? Where were she going to get these feeder vlogs from while being stunning, brave and starving?
 
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