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Doing my once-every-other-day check of this thread to confirm that Amber, in fact, is still a boring fat fuck. Always good to know.
🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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dfranki723
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Folk gotta stop giving her new ideas to add to her fucking tales of woe. The last thing anyone wants to hear are brand new stories about her trauma surrounding her Dad and not so subtle hints he was a big mean creepy creep. Jesus Christ.
There is no trauma she holds in regards to men for fucksake. She clearly wants their attention when she's around them. This is all documented in her own vlogs.
It feels like I'm in her Youtube comments, the most logical reason to explain her not finding a man (if she is bisexual) is her insecurity. She's been with women and that's it. (We are ignoring the bragging about sexual escapades with boys as a teen, that's bollocks.)
Amber wouldn't want to branch out even if she is attracted to men.
There is no trauma she holds in regards to men for fucksake. She clearly wants their attention when she's around them. This is all documented in her own vlogs.
It feels like I'm in her Youtube comments, the most logical reason to explain her not finding a man (if she is bisexual) is her insecurity. She's been with women and that's it. (We are ignoring the bragging about sexual escapades with boys as a teen, that's bollocks.)
Amber wouldn't want to branch out even if she is attracted to men.
notfoodienotbeauty
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And she has barely been with women. We know she never had sex with Krystal or Becky and I doubt she has with jade either.That is at least 8 full years, 8 years of living with someone, sharing a bed, in a relationship and not once being intimate. I know the world is strange/different now, people change sexes, say they are animals, wear diapers, but I still find that extremely weird. And let's not forget Becky wiped her ass. That was the closest she ever got.
Small pl, been married a long ass time. He's seen me at my worse, seen me give birth three times, found me twice during a seizure while pissing myself and I would rather die than ask him to wipe me, especially if it was because I was too lazy and couldn't put a fork down.
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If she did Keto the right way, she could have dropped close to 50lbs in under 2 months.
Instead, she bought bogus keto products and gave up.
Back in 2018, there weren't a lot of these keto shit besides Fat Bombs. In 4 months I dropped 50lbs, the bulk of it when I started.
It was easy for me as I ate the same shit because I didn't mind. And there were other brnefits such as clearing up my hands from these itchy blisters that I have dealt with for so many years. Cutting back on sugar and carbs really did a lot.
When she started Keto, I knew it wouldn't last long because she doesn't want to lose weight. Keto would have done a lot for her.
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The TMI aside, Fatty could have dropped 50lbs in under 2 months by not eating like a fucking hog.
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Albert is so Goddamn fat, I bet circus Calliope music follows her around whenever she hurples up from the couch or the floor.
I bet Jade Francis feels like she moved to Baraboo Wisconsin instead of the hot, sweaty asscrack of Kentucky.
I bet Jade Francis feels like she moved to Baraboo Wisconsin instead of the hot, sweaty asscrack of Kentucky.
low sodium
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That is quite the statement coming from her. Expecially considering she has not accomplished anything or does anything with her life.
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I'm not watching her nontent, but I get the feeling that snack plate really is something like eating an entire Meijer cheese and sausage party tray.
Going by deathfats... I'm sure her areolas are the size of 18 wheeler hubcaps. Why not her dainty "snack" plates?
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Me either…I’ll wait for the recaps. At least she’s not called it charcuterie this time. Guaranteed there will be SFA protein, but lots of carbs, fat, and sodium. She’s that predictable.
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Imagine conquering all of France then deciding you want to kill all the... Jewish people? What a missed opportunity!
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Fromage deez nutz.
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You forgot Lesbian and Retard, although I'm not clear how much she embraces the latter.
Let me grieve the existence of France in peace.
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I watched the archive when it popped up here, but didn't write a reeecap while watching it. It's not particularily memorable, so I'll just give a basic rundown off the top of my head (because I'm NOT rewatching it). This is out of order.
According the placards, and her saying the date in one scene, this video supposedly covers January 31st to February 1st. She weighed herself on the first, and was 511.something lbs, already down a few lbs from Sunday, and 8.something lbs down from the 520 she started at. She talks about how it's all finally clicked for her.
She tells the audience not to come for her, because she'll be using instacart and food deliveries more frequently now, because she doesn't want to get triggered by nummy-nums in the store and worries she's not strong enough to avoid the snackypoos. She's also going to order far more frequently and get smaller deliveries... I think so there isn't as much food in the house? I don't know. I got the vibe that since she's trying to eat less, she's going to spend that free time obsessing over grocery deliveries and to feed her shopping compulsion - but maybe that's just me.
She does a small grocery haul. I don't remember what was there other than cocktail shrimp and a canister of nuts.
She finished the first diamond art 'painting', and is now working on her Starry Night 'painting'. "So therapeutic". I'd correct that to 'so distracting', and would recommend she spend that therapeutic time on ACTUAL therapy, but whatever. This isn't any more harmful to her than her doodles or scratch art or assembling LEGO, or any of her other distractions.
Um... what else? Oh yeah, she shows off the corner of the office that used to have that chair that Jade and Amber raced to Walmart to buy before the last one sold out. She doesn't mention where it went (GoodWill?). Now there is a white laminiated OSB endtable with black metal legs in that corner. On top of it is one of those 'old-timey' looking woodgrain record players that Walmart sells, and a bunch of records in one of the cubbies underneath. I guess collecting vinyls will be the new time and money sink. She has all of the classics, such as Billie Elish (or whatever her name is).
Rarity says 'mew'.
Amber shows us trait #738,303,049,202 that makes her quorky and not like other gorls. She carries around a can of soda and a bottle of water. And to get her water in, she takes a tiny sip of water every time she takes a sip of pop. She boasts that she used to get her water in by chugging a 16oz bottle at once, which completely goes against what she said two minutes before that she was drinking 4-5 cans of pop per day and no water. Anyway, she's working on 'sipping' now instead of gulping, because the WLS told her that she wouldn't be able to gulp after the surgery. To my knowledge, he also told her she wouldn't be able to have pop, but I guess one impossible thing at a time.
Oh, Amber's food. SO DUMB: 4 cocktail shrimp pre-dipped in sauce, 5 watermellon chunks, about 3 pineapple chunks, two sliver-sized slices of apple, 1 1/2 to 2 Tbsp of nuts, about 1 1/2 Tbsp of wasabi peas, half a dozen olives, and maybe about 1/2 cup of cottage cheese. So, back to unbalanced "meals" of random shit with completely unrealistic portions. For example, I believe shrimp that size are approximately 15 per 80 calorie portion, and about 20ish grams of protein, give or take. Eating 4 is just retarded (unless you're 3 years old or something).
Amber did some sort of course for the weight-loss doctor - which ended up being with a dietician. I don't remember exactly what she was blabbing on about, but the vibe was that she felt vindicated about how much she knew about nutrition. And yes, this was in the same video as her retarded snack platter meal that you would have at a party or something. She's INSUFFERABLE in this video as if she's just got it all figured out, and it's so easy - you just don't eat. Then she admits it's hard and she cries at night about not being able to eat, or something like that.
All in all, this video felt EXACTLY like those videos she did in the two weeks after shrimpgate where she was pretending that it had finally clicked for her and she was ready to save her life. Showing absurdly small portions, emphasizing how much water she's drinking, GIVING WEIGHTLOSS ADVICE TO HER AUDIENCE. It's just... yeah.
According the placards, and her saying the date in one scene, this video supposedly covers January 31st to February 1st. She weighed herself on the first, and was 511.something lbs, already down a few lbs from Sunday, and 8.something lbs down from the 520 she started at. She talks about how it's all finally clicked for her.
She tells the audience not to come for her, because she'll be using instacart and food deliveries more frequently now, because she doesn't want to get triggered by nummy-nums in the store and worries she's not strong enough to avoid the snackypoos. She's also going to order far more frequently and get smaller deliveries... I think so there isn't as much food in the house? I don't know. I got the vibe that since she's trying to eat less, she's going to spend that free time obsessing over grocery deliveries and to feed her shopping compulsion - but maybe that's just me.
She does a small grocery haul. I don't remember what was there other than cocktail shrimp and a canister of nuts.
She finished the first diamond art 'painting', and is now working on her Starry Night 'painting'. "So therapeutic". I'd correct that to 'so distracting', and would recommend she spend that therapeutic time on ACTUAL therapy, but whatever. This isn't any more harmful to her than her doodles or scratch art or assembling LEGO, or any of her other distractions.
Um... what else? Oh yeah, she shows off the corner of the office that used to have that chair that Jade and Amber raced to Walmart to buy before the last one sold out. She doesn't mention where it went (GoodWill?). Now there is a white laminiated OSB endtable with black metal legs in that corner. On top of it is one of those 'old-timey' looking woodgrain record players that Walmart sells, and a bunch of records in one of the cubbies underneath. I guess collecting vinyls will be the new time and money sink. She has all of the classics, such as Billie Elish (or whatever her name is).
Rarity says 'mew'.
Amber shows us trait #738,303,049,202 that makes her quorky and not like other gorls. She carries around a can of soda and a bottle of water. And to get her water in, she takes a tiny sip of water every time she takes a sip of pop. She boasts that she used to get her water in by chugging a 16oz bottle at once, which completely goes against what she said two minutes before that she was drinking 4-5 cans of pop per day and no water. Anyway, she's working on 'sipping' now instead of gulping, because the WLS told her that she wouldn't be able to gulp after the surgery. To my knowledge, he also told her she wouldn't be able to have pop, but I guess one impossible thing at a time.
Oh, Amber's food. SO DUMB: 4 cocktail shrimp pre-dipped in sauce, 5 watermellon chunks, about 3 pineapple chunks, two sliver-sized slices of apple, 1 1/2 to 2 Tbsp of nuts, about 1 1/2 Tbsp of wasabi peas, half a dozen olives, and maybe about 1/2 cup of cottage cheese. So, back to unbalanced "meals" of random shit with completely unrealistic portions. For example, I believe shrimp that size are approximately 15 per 80 calorie portion, and about 20ish grams of protein, give or take. Eating 4 is just retarded (unless you're 3 years old or something).
Amber did some sort of course for the weight-loss doctor - which ended up being with a dietician. I don't remember exactly what she was blabbing on about, but the vibe was that she felt vindicated about how much she knew about nutrition. And yes, this was in the same video as her retarded snack platter meal that you would have at a party or something. She's INSUFFERABLE in this video as if she's just got it all figured out, and it's so easy - you just don't eat. Then she admits it's hard and she cries at night about not being able to eat, or something like that.
All in all, this video felt EXACTLY like those videos she did in the two weeks after shrimpgate where she was pretending that it had finally clicked for her and she was ready to save her life. Showing absurdly small portions, emphasizing how much water she's drinking, GIVING WEIGHTLOSS ADVICE TO HER AUDIENCE. It's just... yeah.
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Bob the Builder
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You know it's none of my business but if you are chronically obese and you try dieting and exercise and it doesn't work after a year, they'd probably consider you a candidate for medical weight loss surgery. I'm just saying.
Let me guess, the soda wasn't diet
Uh so she has had weight loss surgery already?
Let me guess, the soda wasn't diet
Mekahineyho
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I totally forgot about jeffreestarrlynn
Anyways ambers content is truly bottom of the barrel now. We arent even getting her doing torrid try ons or her walking period. I’m starting to side with the rumor within a few reaction channels that she’s become almost immobile.
And a mini rant on Jade: she seems the most confident and assertive of her gfs and yet she’s 26 and complacent to sitting with amber round the clock in that apartment doing arts and crafts and talking about food non stop? She’s got to have some kind of life off camera or possibly a side hoe.
During the live stream era amber bragged that she could “go to concerts” ok do it then go sit in the disabled accessible section or go to a fucking drag show do SOMETHING. Shes lived in Lexington for 3 years and gone to Christmas lights and mini golf. It’s one thing to be a homebody and another to have a lifestyle vlog channel and your just sitting at a desk filming yourself sipping water.
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"Tastebuds do change"
No, you started dating a black girl and now you think it's cute to like watermelon. I know why the reaction channels don't call it out, but they have to notice that she's a wigger now.
No, you started dating a black girl and now you think it's cute to like watermelon. I know why the reaction channels don't call it out, but they have to notice that she's a wigger now.