🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[maybe a pigeon]

I’m guessing the average French person knows more English than the average American knows French, but in Amber’s case, it won’t help. Between the grammatical errors, mispronounced words, and the Sisterhood of the Traveling Accents, she’s even hard for Americans to understand. Not wonder most of them resort to fat shaming. It’s easier and more fun than diagramming her sentences.

i’m pissed that the Ambbabies Reddit got shut down. It was nice with morning coffee.

Btw, someone in the Narc Alert’s discord was in Amber’s WLS meeting near Lexington the other day. She reported about it a couple of days before Amber posted about getting ready for the appointment.

It’s Eric Smith’s bariatric practice—the doctor who operated on Tammy Slaton (what a surprise!) His office is outside of Lexington proper, 15-30 minutes away by car.

The discord had some q&a going on with the member whenever the seminar was on breaks. This was going on when Amber announced that she was stopping her instagram q&as for the time being. She was doing them during breaks. The theory is that Jade told her to cut it out.

Btw, details of Amber’s appearance checked out when she posted her video—it really happened. I’m impressed with the maturity and tact of the discord haydur/bariatric patient. I think the top of my head would haven exploded.


(edited to add surgeon info)

 

[Smiling with air]

What I find fascinating about people who have absolutely no idea about the amber verse they will come in make the comments and make assumptions without actually looking at the facts.

These French people have no idea about what Amber Lynn has done over the last 10 years. You’ll soon come to realise what an absolute awful piece of human excrement she is.

I’m also surprised no one has picked up on the fact that she was sing Zip-a-dee-doo-dah from the film Song of the South.

I wonder if she knows who Uncle Remus is?

 

[the weeknd warrior]

I’m guessing the average French person knows more English than the average American knows French, but in Amber’s case, it won’t help. Between the grammatical errors, mispronounced words, and the Sisterhood of the Traveling Accents, she’s even hard for Americans to understand. Not wonder most of them resort to fat shaming. It’s easier and more fun than diagramming her sentences.

i’m pissed that the Ambbabies Reddit got shut down. It was nice with morning coffee.

Btw, someone in the Narc Alert’s discord was in Amber’s WLS meeting near Lexington the other day. She reported about it a couple of days before Amber posted about getting ready for the appointment.

The details of Amber’s appearance checked out, and there was some q&a going on whenever the seminar was on breaks. This was when Amber announced that she was stopping her instagram q&as for the time being.

I don't think anyone is suggesting that she's lying about these appointments and seminars. The deceit is in her following through and most importantly, her motivation. There's nothing there for her in WLS but the clickbaiting. I can't think of anything that'll get her over the finish line. If push comes to shove for Jade, she'll just pay for a cheaper caretaker. There are plenty of traumatized people looking to not be alone. It can't be money since anyone who "sincerely" watches her and allow ads to run are the same size as her looking for comfort in another failed human. What else do we have? Her life? She just had another clickbait dangleen lung cancer scare and she didn't sound fazed at all.

 

[I call shenanigans]

where do you think AL's surgeon is? she mentioned its a long drive and I am assuming it's out of state.. atlanta?

We know she's going to Dr Eric Smith at Kentucky Bariatric Institute (formerly Georgetown Bariatrics and Advanced Surgical Services) in Georgetown. 13 miles from where she lives. The out of state stuff was just to deflect because she doxxed her surgeon when she started the process, and confirmed it when she said no insurer would cover WLS in Kentucky.

@maybe a pigeon has given a good rundown of other confirmation

 

[Angel Dust 2]

Oh god not another “ebil Kiwi Farms is wrong about poor wittle Amber” channel. First of all, Frazzlecakes was well received here. Make no mistake, if she had ever come across as a liar or trying to provoke us as a personal army, she would have been chased out of here. Her daughter was treated horribly by her dad and Becky’s mom, but I guess homophobia is okay with you as long as it’s not the dreaded fatphobia (which makes no sense because Frazzle barely said a word about Amber). Seems a little hypocritical there.

Secondly, has it ever occurred to you that some of us know what the fuck we’re talking about? We have varied backgrounds here. So don’t get on your high horse and tell me that a dog with over-grown nails and obesity is just fine, because some of us have extensive experience with animals. It may not be abuse, but it sure as hell is neglect. Amber barely knows how to use a leash properly, she’s not walking that dog, Jade is (when she needs a smoke break).

BTW, Amber’s been doing the same song and dance for well over 7 years. If you want to get froggy (lol), your audience will figure it out on their own. But, hey, if you want to make a fool out of yourself in the meantime, go for it.

You know how it goes. We are ALL cis male incel basement dwellers to these people.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

What makes you think they haven't? Amber made a remark in a previous video that she gets nervous opening the mail because she's been sent some... and then made a strange face and quickly changed topic. I'm sure she's tried to film a few fan mail segments, only to have to scrap the footage because she got something disgusting or humiliating. For example, I'd be surprised if at least ONE of her haydurz hasn't yet sent her a giagantic dildo just to fuck with her (figuratively AND literally, I suppose).


Can't properly quote you. I think that happens whenever someone does a long post. Because if you do a long post, then I do a long response, it might create a MEGA POST OF PURE AUTISM - which could rip a hole in the fabric of space-time large enough to collapse the universe!

.... or just risks the post exceeding the maximum character count, if you wanna be BORING!

ANYWAY, I read both of your translations for the videos and TABARNAK!!! Sacrament!!! Salopard!

I honesty wonder if Amber (or most likely JADE) friggin' paid Aline to do these videos. She's only known of Amber for 'a few months', yet has details from the last 9 YEARS of Amber content? Even nitpicky things from YDHB (which you'd have to find on anti YDHB channels as Sarah's deleted the content from her own channel)? Aline knows about the obsure 'Ambercon' from 2018-2019 - but not that it fizzled out almost 4 years ago? She's aware of the message from Zachary Michael telling Amber not to contact him anymore and that he's blocking her. Yet she wasn't able to find all of the messages that Zach has shown Amber sent to him threatening to sue him, blocking him, then unblocking him everytime she wanted something (and bitching at him for not immediately responding at 3am to teach her how to use OBS)? Then threatening to strike his channel, then messaging him again to tell him what content he should post?

She knows every Amberverse detail, but ONLY from Amber's skewed perspective. Example: Aline here acknowledges that Norma GAVE the voice messages to Annie, but can't piece together that it's reasonable that (now dead) Norma gave Annie the voicemails with the INTENTION of Annie sharing them (because of how angry Norma was with Amber). And we have to ignore the voicemails until we get the verification from (still dead) Norma that she wanted them shared? Come ON, that's Amber-level absurdity.

Also, like Amber, this woman just can't see the forest for the trees. She can't see that Amber has DESIGNED her channel via her content (and likely the tags she uses), to lure in individuals with a past of trauma, with eating disorders, with food addictions, etc. They think they are finding their kin and it's a safe channel to watch for support and can go on their journey with her. Then once she gets a new following, she fucking turns on them and moans while stuffing her face on camera, breaking her diet, cuntily staring at the camera while she eats chocolates, chips, and icecream, triggering them all and messing with their 'mentulz' - then acts like a bitch and plays the victim for pity. Then she resets to lure more new victims into her trap. Now, they are all adults and are responsible for the content they consume, but you can at least UNDERSTAND why it affects them so much - at least, you can if you're not Amber. This is what caused her spurned fans to start looking a little closer at Amber, and then finding all of this shit going on behind the scenes.

This bitch totally gives off flying monkey vibes.

While I can see why Amber would do this, why a French person specifically? Why try to make a following with people that would struggle to understand her? And how would she have communicated with Aline to begin with? Besides shitty google translate, obviously.

It’s a weird situation, for sure.

So Amber went to the WLS seminar. That is just one of the many many requirements for WLS, and arguably the easiest step. Paperwork is more effort. The psychological and dieting aspects will be what break her.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

So Amber went to the WLS seminar. That is just one of the many many requirements for WLS, and arguably the easiest step. Paperwork is more effort. The psychological and dieting aspects will be what break her.

I just wanted to add proof number 572.4 that Amber was lying when she claimed to be traveling to another state to get WLS, and that her surgeon was female. We all know Amber lies like a rug, but to have it proven by an eye witness live in a discord was pretty amazing.

 

[I call shenanigans]

I just wanted to add proof number 572.4 that Amber was lying when she claimed to be traveling to another state to get WLS, and that her surgeon was female. We all know Amber lies like a rug, but to have it proven by an eye witness live in a discord was pretty amazing.

So Amber sat on Instagram doing Q&As while Narc Alert's cow tipper sat on their discord...sounds like they both got a lot out of the seminar.

No way do I believe that the discord member just happened to be at the same intake seminar as Amber given that discord knew who her surgeon was from the time she talked about making initial enquires. They even went so far as to have narc alert email for the online session and watched it together in the discord. That was absolutely planned.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I’m also surprised no one has picked up on the fact that she was sing Zip-a-dee-doo-dah from the film Song of the South.

I wonder if she knows who Uncle Remus is?

I was going to mention it, but realized that Hamber, closet racist and a dumb twat, has just as much awareness about the history of that song as she does about anything else: none.

We know she's going to Dr Eric Smith at Kentucky Bariatric Institute (formerly Georgetown Bariatrics and Advanced Surgical Services) in Georgetown. 13 miles from where she lives. The out of state stuff was just to deflect because she doxxed her surgeon when she started the process, and confirmed it when she said no insurer would cover WLS in Kentucky.

Lied as usual about the WLS and insurance in KY. She lies about the dumbest fucking things.

So Amber went to the WLS seminar. That is just one of the many many requirements for WLS, and arguably the easiest step. Paperwork is more effort. The psychological and dieting aspects will be what break her.

I'm betting she only went because it was absolutely required, no exceptions. You know she would have preferred to park her shelf ass on her couch for 6 hours and ignore the presentation versus parking her shelf ass on a chair somewhere else in person listening to it. What I don't understand is the "exhaustion" part. What from, bitch? The fact that someone kept poking you to pay attention? Not being able to just go take a nap that you never take? It cannot be just from sitting, that's all you ever do.

 

[I call shenanigans]

I'm betting she only went because it was absolutely required, no exceptions. You know she would have preferred to park her shelf ass on her couch for 6 hours and ignore the presentation versus parking her shelf ass on a chair somewhere else in person listening to it.

If that is a practice that mandates monthly group info sessions and weighins, she'll be pissed, and no only because she'll actually have to physically show up. I actually don't blame her, especially now she'll know the Narc Alert had a troll in that intake group. In her position I would absolutely be trying to suss out who it is and get them removed and/or put in an alternative group. For as much as it's nice to have confirmation of what we already knew, doing what that person did is incredibly invasive and unacceptable. I hope that person just took the free intake seminar and isn't planning to stalk her throughout the process. We really don't need cow tippers to confirm shit with Amber, she always gives herself away.

 

[Xenomorph]

tbh im glad the frogs are here ffs amber has been so bland

 

[Boolean Bitch]

It's finally happened: Amber has met her intellectual match.

Don't get them confused. After all, one of them is just a brainless automaton... and the other is a talking hamster stuffie:

So of course it's time to make it swear in a YouTube approved way - by making up nonsensical acronyms which also spell out swear words:
"C U Next Tuesday"
"Sugar Honey Iced Tea"
"Beautiful Intelligent Thoughtful Caring Human"
"Flowers Under ..... Corns .... Knobs" (Improv-Lynn strikes again)

Fuck it Amber, just say "Rain And Petals Eavesdrop". We're ALL waiting for it.

What is she talking about 'taking a nap'? She started filming during the day, and went to the WLS meeting or whatever. She was home 12 hours later. That means it's now evening/night (I'm sure this meeting wasn't held in the middle of the night). It's time to SLEEP. So much for Amber's "fixed" sleep schedule. I guess she's 'unfixed' her 'fixed' sleeping schedule to get uninterrupted access to the pantry when Jade is asleep again.

And WTF is she doing with her hair? She keeps smoothing it up. Why? That's not going to fix if it's fallen out of a pony/bun. Is she expecting it to stick it back in place with sebum?

...I agree, but also I wonder how much she's backtracking because she knows touting the BED diagnosis is counter to getting WLS. She's doing an awful lot of talking for someone who was supposedly officially diagnosed 3 times and has clung to that for a decade....

This is another part that baffles me, too. I mean, IT DOESN'T MATTER. She could massively overeat every day due to:
1) Daily, massive uncontrolled BED binges.. OR
2) Daily, massive uncontrolled overeating due to addiction... OR
3) Undisciplined extreme gluttony... OR
4) Nightly alien abductions where they force-feed her and return her to her couch every morning..

If the end result is the same (inability to follow the program by ingesting less food), wouldn't the doctor reject her regardless of the specific diagnosis?

Maybe she's realized that the story she's created with the 'Binge Monster'(TM), sounds like a really bad made up Dissociative Identity Disorder story, and she thinks she'll sound more believable if she just leans on the addiction angle? But again, why bother? Does she actually think the doctor would give a shit about her YouTube channel? The only area where it would matter would be getting the most believable story so she could continue to get pity views from her audience to keep the adsense rolling in. And she's never cared about accuracy and realism before.

 

[Xenomorph]

dem teef....

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

For as much as it's nice to have confirmation of what we already knew, doing what that person did is incredibly invasive and unacceptable.

Gonna disagree here. Yes, poking the cows is a no-no. Gotcha. But if it's just a public information session, recruiting land whales that can't control themselves about constantly shoving shit in their face, then it's wide open for anyone.

And I'd love a video or snaps.

 

[Smiling with air]

I was going to mention it, but realized that Hamber, closet racist and a dumb twat, has just as much awareness about the history of that song as she does about anything else: none.




Lied as usual about the WLS and insurance in KY. She lies about the dumbest fucking things.





I'm betting she only went because it was absolutely required, no exceptions. You know she would have preferred to park her shelf ass on her couch for 6 hours and ignore the presentation versus parking her shelf ass on a chair somewhere else in person listening to it. What I don't understand is the "exhaustion" part. What from, bitch? The fact that someone kept poking you to pay attention? Not being able to just go take a nap that you never take? It cannot be just from sitting, that's all you ever do.

She is a fucking idiot. I am surprised Jade hasn’t said something about it or called Amber out on it. She sang it twice in the video. She isn’t aware or remotely intelligent enough to use it to get people riled up. She’s an ignorant fuckwit.

She says she’s so aware / intelligent. She isn’t one bit. If these frenchies want an example of ALR being a piece of shit this is it. Nothing to do with her fatness but her ignorance and stupidly.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

If that is a practice that mandates monthly group info sessions and weighins, she'll be pissed, and no only because she'll actually have to physically show up. I actually don't blame her, especially now she'll know the Narc Alert had a troll in that intake group. In her position I would absolutely be trying to suss out who it is and get them removed and/or put in an alternative group. For as much as it's nice to have confirmation of what we already knew, doing what that person did is incredibly invasive and unacceptable. I hope that person just took the free intake seminar and isn't planning to stalk her throughout the process. We really don't need cow tippers to confirm shit with Amber, she always gives herself away.

Thought it was kind of interesting, myself - they're sort of putting Hamber on alert that she won't be able to lie her way through this shit. Not that I think she's going to be following through with any of it, cause POOR, but it would be interesting if she every a tiny bit of discipline or desire to actually get WLS.

tbh im glad the frogs are here ffs amber has been so bland

It has been a blast watching them tie themselves in knots to excuse Hamber while at the same time admitting they know nothing about her beyond what their froggy master told them.

It's finally happened: Amber has met her intellectual match.

Don't get them confused. After all, one of them is just a brainless automaton... and the other is a talking hamster stuffie:
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Makes me want to go dig up that older video where she's also acting like a two year old with one of these repeating type toys. What a fucking retard. I notice MG,W is not really joining in on the hysterics.

Fuck it Amber, just say "Rain And Petals Eavesdrop". We're ALL waiting for it.

I'd even watch an ad for this. LOL

This is another part that baffles me, too. I mean, IT DOESN'T MATTER. She could massively overeat every day due to:
1) Daily, massive uncontrolled BED binges.. OR
2) Daily, massive uncontrolled overeating due to addiction... OR
3) Undisciplined extreme gluttony... OR
4) Nightly alien abductions where they force-feed her and return her to her couch every morning..

If the end result is the same (inability to follow the program by ingesting less food), wouldn't the doctor reject her regardless of the specific diagnosis?

I'm betting so. The person in TNA's discord said the program said they had to show some kind of weight loss every week(?) to remain in the program, even if just a pound. Since Hamber counts her weight in ounces, we know how that's going to go.

Maybe she's realized that the story she's created with the 'Binge Monster'(TM), sounds like a really bad made up Dissociative Identity Disorder story, and she thinks she'll sound more believable if she just leans on the addiction angle? But again, why bother? Does she actually think the doctor would give a shit about her YouTube channel? The only area where it would matter would be getting the most believable story so she could continue to get pity views from her audience to keep the adsense rolling in. And she's never cared about accuracy and realism before.

I view this WLS thing two ways: one, to try to make it seem to the viewers that THIS time she's "for realz, you guise!" and two, as performative shit to keep MG,W around.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

and two, as performative shit to keep MG,W around.

Don't think so. Negress ain't goin' nowhere. Granted, none of us really know the interactions Hamber displays as hickey suck me fuck shit and the six hour sex sessions.

Do any of us want to? Meh, not.

But for whatever "fatphobic" reason, nigga Jade MG,W ain't goin' nowhere while Hamber's danglin'angle money train still has a couple of stops left.

And oh, frogs? Do you feel the temperature in the pot getting any warmer? No? Good... stay right there and bask.

 

[I call shenanigans]

I'm betting so. The person in TNA's discord said the program said they had to show some kind of weight loss every week(?) to remain in the program, even if just a pound. Since Hamber counts her weight in ounces, we know how that's going to go.

It won't be weekly, I can guarantee that right now because there's no way they're dragging the fatties in every week for a weighin. Plus they can't be trusted to self report. It'll be monthly group sessions, and Amber COULD drop a pound a month with no real effort. Monthly medically monitored weightloss meetings are required by many insurers before they'll approve WLS. The surgeon will no doubt have bigger goals for their patients to attain than a pound a month though. If Narc's troll said weekly, they were clearly paying more attention to the discord than they were to the speakers.

Just another reason why she wasn’t going out of state when she can’t do long car trips.

 

[Trees]

This is delightful, I bet Amber is going to be smug as fuck for the duration

The only addiction she won't cry over on camera is the one she has to attention.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Monthly is definitely more realistic than weekly. Especially since approval for WLS can take over a year or more.

Some bariatric clinics also require additional support group meetings pre or even post WLS. In the earliest My 600 Pound Lifes, you can see bits and pieces of them. Imagine going to a support meeting and fucking Amber is there (with or without Jade)