🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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The happy comments and amount of likes on her latest video pisses me off. We all know it's a lying smugfest of an act she's putting on because she's hurting for money (normally she's so inactive over January!) but all those dipshits are lapping up her lahs like pigs at a trough. This time next week she'll be back to her hauls and mukbangs, arrogant as ever.
 
Clicked on the archive thinking that maybe I could help reeecap but I just realized that her saying "weigh in" sounds just like "Wayan" (like the Wayan Brothers) or just "Wayne" with her mushmouth. Fuck me, even that is funnier than anything she's done recently.
 
Remember when she couldn’t find her sympathy bone? That’s when she took some D8 while filming and actually showed the container. You could hear her smack her gums while she chewed the gummy.
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she let her brother be homeless for personal reasons lmao shes not allowed to have him over there oh im laffin
if it was dusty tho..
 
Lidl Drip said:
She knows exactly what a binge is and she will never show us what an actual binge looks like for her.
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She won't show a binge because she doesn't binge.
She eats the same amount of food throughout the day, every day and has done for years. The fake binging bullshit is used strictly to make herself a victim.

This tramp does not have BED and she does not binge.
 
This delta 8 thing is a load, amber is a shut in mega death fat. All she has is time. Which means bordeum, resulting in fisting your stay in care takers weed gummies and pretending its becuase you're addicted to them, and not just a super morbidly obease boraphog with no impulse control.
 
I have to know how many of these gummies she was eating at a time to "get high". A dainty dose won't do it for people of size.

I've also done my research of taking the first result to a google question and found some fascinating information

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Sucks that the Henry won't let a guy with (probably) a felony get on the lease. What a wonderful side character he would have been. Is he the brother that got adopted? But for the grace of god go I, not even nurture could save the one that got out of the Reid family orbit.
 
Trees said:
Sucks that the Henry won't let a guy with (probably) a felony get on the lease. What a wonderful side character he would have been. Is he the brother that got adopted? But for the grace of god go I, not even nurture could save the one that got out of the Reid family orbit.
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I do not think the Henry cares or even could stop her brother to stay with them. Instead, I think that because of his previous convictions and probably being in parole, he could not leave the state. The other reason is that Jade absolutely refuse to have him move in, otherwise she would leave.
 
So, if her mass large quantities of food were limited to 3 meals a day it would be... okay? What is a binge anyways when the feeding trough is all day, everyday?

Lots of families have addiction in them, including mine. Boo hoo. Life isn't fair. Wouldn't we all love to smoke, drink, eat, drug as much as we want with NO bodily consequences? Sorry. Grow the fuck up.

I do think Overeater's Anonymous could be of great help to her. Your sponsor has heard and lived ALL the excuses, sweetie.
 
I find it so funny how when she was on WW, she would complain that they give her too many points ( i think like 70-80) but then she would STILL go over 200+ on her weekly points lmfaooooo . i need someone to do a points to calorie converter and see how much that is
 
Bibbity Bobbity said:
Lots of families have addiction in them, including mine. Boo hoo.
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Oh, the stories I could tell on that subject.

But along with what you said, it's how you overcome them, get on with your life and put that shit in the dust trail behind you.

Hamber can't. She never will. And although I've said this six bazillion times here, I'll say it again. Her FAT is her crutch in life. Being the heffalump she is somehow resolves any PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY for the shitshow she calls a life.

It's so evident in her baby tears in this last video. Blaming addiction, your 600 lb. Lesbian grandmother, everyone and everything else for your life circumstances points to only one thing -- look in the fucking mirror and you'll see the culprit for all your woe is me.

Slappy out.
 
BBygorls_Laayggs said:
I find it so funny how when she was on WW, she would complain that they give her too many points ( i think like 70-80) but then she would STILL go over 200+ on her weekly points lmfaooooo . i need someone to do a points to calorie converter and see how much that is
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One point is between 30 and 50 calories depending on some arcane bullshit. Since she exclusively eats haram foods call one pointlynn at 35. So her points budget should have been say 2800 and she’d add another 7,000 every week (7,000 that she admitted to tracking that is)
 
Bees said:
One point is between 30 and 50 calories depending on some arcane bullshit. Since she exclusively eats haram foods call one pointlynn at 35. So her points budget should have been say 2800 and she’d add another 7,000 every week (7,000 that she admitted to tracking that is)
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It’s not exactly like that because 0 point foods still have calories. WW does not have direct point to calorie link. Eggs, non starchy veg and some fruits are all zero points on WW.

Foods higher in fat, even healthy fats are also high in points. WW really doesn’t make sense sometimes.
 
TheCakeIsALie said:
It’s not exactly like that because 0 point foods still have calories. WW does not have direct point to calorie link. Eggs, non starchy veg and some fruits are all zero points on WW.

Foods higher in fat, even healthy fats are also high in points. WW really doesn’t make sense sometimes.
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It makes no fucking sense at all. They’ve had to recalibrate their point system multiple times because of this. Years ago they had some pretty calorie dense foods for 0 points like banana. A banana is like 110 calories or more depending on size. You can’t not count that, it’s absurd. It’s also why she’s a big fan of WW because it gives the most flexibility and allows her to eat more than she should.
 
Indeed, I had the opportunity to sit down with a family member and get them onto strictly CICO after listening to said family member complain about not losing weight on WW. I put together a day's meals that fell within the family member's points... then showed how using zero calorie food, said family member could easily eat over a thousand calories over said family member's BMR (and after talking to said family member about BMR vs. TDEE, BMR was much more relevant given how little intentional exercise said family member does).

TL;DR: WW point system is fucking retarded, so it's little wonder why ALR likes it so much compared to other programs. She'd be best just following CICO (fuck macros until she gets her eating under control - I'd say drop weight first, worry about nutrition after reaching the 300s and knowing what a normal portion looks like).

But this is ALR, so that'd never happen. With all this recent whining, what's next... Jenny Craig again?
 
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