🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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The Peter Griffin chin balls are particularly prominent in this video. First thing I noticed and only thing I could see after that.
 
Ambers sad sad tears.
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The amount of ass-kissing in the comments on her video is disgusting people of falling for this again. She has done this hundreds of times where she’s come on here cried, and said I’m just being vulnerable Wah Wah Wah.

People are heaping, praise on her. Praise that she does not deserve. She has not done one thing to improve her life. The fact that she still hasn’t used any of the techniques that she has learnt from her “supposed” therapist.

I will give it to the end of the month and then should be back doing mookbangs.
 
LMFAO this bitch saying she was addicted to delta 8. Jfc. She looks awful. Her eyebrows are hilarious, she has gross raccoon eyes. And she’s stolen her new personality from Trasha Paytas.
God speed you fat pile of shit.
 
Goatchoker said:
LMFAO this bitch saying she was addicted to delta 8. Jfc. She looks awful. Her eyebrows are hilarious, she has gross raccoon eyes. And she’s stolen her new personality from Trasha Paytas.
God speed you fat pile of shit.
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Was? She's on it in that video, probably thinking about how she won't be able to afford a new pair of Jordans to keep Jade around anymore in a few months. However will she edit at the doctor's office now or meet her fans at wommart at 2 AM to discuss the meaning of life.
 
HAH I called it! She's entering her 'I must outstage Chantal in lunatic theatrics!' era. I haven't watched the video but from what I can gather, a delta 8 relapse era may be on the horizon.
 
Of course just like frigging clockwork, views are way down so enter the last trump card (crying/teary eyed thumbnail). I am telling you this bitch is going to make herself bedbound again for YTBux and all to undermine Chantal and be "Queen" of Death fats.

The other day a trainer I know said something fitting. "can we go into 2023 where everyone has to stop being a victim? You have to undermine yourself and it is sad and instead, you should fight with who is oppressing you at an equal level." It was kinda based because this was a gay New Yorker.

I don't know what goes through her head to be today I want a lot of pity and yes totally not done because Chantal atm.
 
FatalTater said:
When Amber dies, will there even be a funeral?
I mean, who would bother attending? Her mom? Jade Francis? All her exes that she screwed over in some way?
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I think you already know the answer, but there's a few alternatives based on different conditions:

Situation A. If Amber dies while Jade is still trapped on her gravitational pull, she most surely will set up a Gofund me to pay the industrial oven in charge of incinerating the fat mountain. However, we know Jade is greedy as fuck, so she will probably steal all the money given by the ambabies and then she will sell the body to a Zoo as cheap meat or some shady NGO to feed a small african hamlet.

Situation B. If Jade finds another beast for herself or goes back to Harlem, Amber will be left alone. I don't have any solid evidence, but I would say her source of Kentucky lesbians has dried up, also everybody who knows her already hate her too, so she will be alone for a while. If she died in such conditions, probably nobody would ever notice it. A few weeks will pass until, ambabies will get worried and then some fupasucker like Mr. Snowflake will try to reach the police to investigate the situation. Eventually, authorities will find her and they will be forced to close down the whole Lexington complex and demolish it due to nuclear radiation concerns.

I attempted to make my post funny, but her fate it's really sad no matter how you look at it.
 
El Conserje said:
I think you already know the answer, but there's a few alternatives based on different conditions:

Situation A. If Amber dies while Jade is still trapped on her gravitational pull, she most surely will set up a Gofund me to pay the industrial oven in charge of incinerating the fat mountain. However, we know Jade is greedy as fuck, so she will probably steal all the money given by the ambabies and then she will sell the body to a Zoo as cheap meat or some shady NGO to feed a small african hamlet.

Situation B. If Jade finds another beast for herself or goes back to Harlem, Amber will be left alone. I don't have any solid evidence, but I would say her source of Kentucky lesbians has dried up, also everybody who knows her already hate her too, so she will be alone for a while. If she died in such conditions, probably nobody would ever notice it. A few weeks will pass until, ambabies will get worried and then some fupasucker like Mr. Snowflake will try to reach the police to investigate the situation. Eventually, authorities will find her and they will be forced to close down the whole Lexington complex and demolish it due to nuclear radiation concerns.

I attempted to make my post funny, but her fate it's really sad no matter how you look at it.
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Would be sad were I the naive twat I was 10 years ago and assumed everyone else cared as much as I did. Now? Not so much. I love watching these foul lizards in a human bodybag get what's coming to them. Good faith, good will and trust are earned, not something you're owed through shame and guilt. Snowflake's clever but he doesn't get a pass for trying to protect his brand now, as much as I want to support him he's as reckless as Amber is in his attempt to protect his content from Jade's very smart idea of rebranding ALR with striking everything that can waddle farther than Amber can breathe.
 
Frogget-me-not said:
Fuck you, I can’t unsee it now.
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Well, if I have to see it... just wanted to share!
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It's always been there. Seriously though, hadn't noticed it much lately but in this video, it struck me immediately. Different filter? Different camera angle/lighting? Gravity having its way with her face fat? Who knows...
 
Slappy McGherkin said:
Well, if I have to see it... just wanted to share!
:cunningpepe:

It's always been there. Seriously though, hadn't noticed it much lately but in this video, it struck me immediately. Different filter? Different camera angle/lighting? Gravity having its way with her face fat? Who knows...
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"We" did kind of mock her for the filters in her last video. Maybe she thought having five chins was better than having an egg-shaped filtered face with shadow pixels flying around for this episode of how much we need to feel sorry for her because she didn't choose to be an addict? If I didn't hate fat people before, I'm staying away from them now. In my youth, I used to bang these cows and now that I've sobered up, I'm not giving them any validation. They're literally the manifestation of every single sin.
 
Ass-pats for an addiction to Delta-8 has to be one of the funniest things I’ve ever fucking heard.
Amber is simply too dainty to use actual weed (or too stupid to locate any in her illegal state).
Even deadbeat Polissa can get her hands on genuine THC.

Anyways, I see the potential for blaming Ms. Jade Francis for her “addiction” in the future.

ETA: HAHAHA 600 POUND LESBIAN GRANDMA
 
Oh hell yeah, make a crying youtube video about being addicted to the lamest "drug" in the world, that'll go a long way toward convincing a celebrity surgeon to preform WLS on you

Finally. Some decent fucking milk.
 
hydrochloric gunt wash said:
Ass-pats for an addiction to Delta-8 has to be one of the funniest things I’ve ever fucking heard.
Amber is simply too dainty to use actual weed (or too stupid to locate any in her illegal state).
Even deadbeat Polissa can get her hands on genuine THC.

Anyways, I see the potential for blaming Ms. Jade Francis for her “addiction” in the future.
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Addicted or not, she's been making videos on it for quite some time now. Amber does not understand hallucinogens. I'm a tad upset that I always have to point out that she's drugged up and pretending to care. I brought it up earlier, these are the people who can't handle PCP and murder their friends who were just trying to hang out. It's some druggie shit to you but if you understood ego death at any level, you wouldn't be killing your friend. Amber would kill all of her friends if she had to deal with reality.
 
She’s already cried and told the story about her fat lesbian grandma in a mookbong her memory is such shit. She’s like “I’ll tell that story another time” you already did. What happend to telling your foster care story you started few months back? I also like how she admits to being addicted to delta 8,after lecturing us when we said she will be addicted to scratch offs and that she’s only addicted to food.

Edit:shes now questioning if she really has BED.Shes saying her psychologist told her that that fast food meal she showed once was definitely a binge. If that’s the case then everyone who orders a meal with a extra side has BED
 
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Not gonna lie here. Her last video where she admitted to quitting outpatient in less than 1 week, meaning that all of those 'therapy approved' mukbangs in March were just her gorging on camera with the lie of 'outpatient' to deflect criticism REALLY, REALLY grossed me out. Call me weak, but that hit a new level of grossness for me (in terms of Amber content). I wouldn't say it's a NEW low for her, but in my opinion it's definitely on par with some of her shittier antics.

Anyway, so now we have her current video. Plot Summary with Commentary in the spoiler, but I don't know if it's worth your time. Basically, the entire thing is Amber PRETENDING TO HAVE AN EPIPHANY. She's pretending to suddenly be realizing that she's a food addict (despite talking about for years, including mentioning it various times during her bullshit 'outpatient' arc). All through this, she keeps slipping and using phrases that clearly show there has been no ephiphany (such as a specific addiction choosing the person instead of the other way around). She also uses her brother's hardships for monetary gain, as well as an excuse to start a pity parade in her honour.


Amber claims no real obesity in her family. That's a lie, as we've seen her mother, father, and brother on social media and they are all chonkers. Also, aunt Tammie came to the farms years ago and showed a picture of when she was well into the 300lb range. And she has maintained the weight loss from doing keto.

Oh, Amber's paternal grandmother was over 600s - and a lesbian - and had WLS before Amber was born. Amber only knew gramma-reid as a dainty 200lb gorl. Although she's told us this before - on a livestream from years ago, I believe? It's why Amber felt entitled to gramma-reid's ashes when she passed.

Regarding Delta8: "It was becomming a crutch... it was becoming kinda... sorta... an addiction? I feel like ANYTHING can be an addiction, but we don't have to discuss that right now. I've quit".

Blames her binging on Delta8, as it would cause her to mindlessly eat. Claims that Delta8 nullified the effectiveness of Ozempic during the first week. You know, when she was complaining about Ozempic not working for her, and then being a nasty snarky bitch to her audience when they were offering helpful suggestions like "It may need more time than a week to work". Yet another lie to add to the list.

So, her recent Delta8 use is the reason for her 'binging' and weight - yet she is the same weight that's she's been since 2018 (with the exception of two jumps into the 550+lb range).

Quit Delta8 for one week, and no longer binging. Yet she's been same weight for every weigh in of January.

Amber wonders if she's been misdiagnosed and really has food addiction. I'm confused. Does she mean her self-misdiagnosis of BED, or the HAES specialist's misdiagnosis of BED?

The (forced) waterworks now start, as she talks about being in foster care, as well as her parents being addicts. She's feeling sorry for her past; not feeling sorry about anything SHE'S done. This is hard for her to say. Of course it is, because she has shit on her family (and others) for being addicts for the majority of her social media life. She's remained smug in the belief that she was always better than her family.

She needs to be more open; she's lost that part of herself. Go FUCK YOURSELF, Amboar. We are not your emotional dumping ground. This is why you (claim) to have a psychologist and psychiatrist. The only reason why you try to be 'open' is to financially benefit from your sob story. I don't fucking care to hear it anymore, and I'm sure others agree.

Homeless brother back in jail - I guess Amber can throw away that cardboard Christmas house now. You know, Amber, I highly doubt your brother wants you to broadcast his struggles and failures to over a quarter million people. Will you be putting a portion of the ad revenue from this video on his books so he can afford commissisary? No? Again, save it for your shrink.

Amber pretends to feel guilty about not being able to help him, and lies that he wasn't 'allowed' to move into her apartment unit. If she was able to bring in Jade (you know, while BECKY was still on the lease), then she would have been able to bring in her brother. I'm not saying she should have of - she has her own issues to sort out and is in no position to 'help' anyone else. And NO ONE should be pushed to take someone in and deal with dangers associated with them being in active addiction. I'm saying she should stop using her family's hardships to score personal pity points with her audience.

"I don't wanna say too much about his personal information.. about what he's going through... but it's also something I'm going through"... but she doesn't mean to sound selfish - FUCK OFF.

She again wonders if she's really an addict.... despite telling us MANY times that she has food addiction. Amber defines the word 'Binge' = eating when she knows she shouldn't.

"Am I like my parents, but just chose a different outlet?"
YES
Congrats, Amber. You're a junkie, just like your parents. You know, the ones that you thought you were better than because you could exploit your addiction without landing your ass in jail? Because you didn't have kids (pre 2020) for CPS to put into foster care/adoption?

"My brother chose drugs... or drugs chose him". Again, Amber finds a way to deny responsibility for her shitty choices.

"My mom is so inspiring". Yes, ex-con methmom is BETTER THAN YOU, AMBER. To our knowledge and from what we've observed: She works a job for income instead of emotionally manipulating people for profit, she no longer justifies endulging in her addiction, and she keeps co-dependent and leechy family still in active addiction FAR AWAY FROM HER in order to protect her own sobriety.

Amber says her audience claims she's not the same person she used to be. If that's the case, then her audience is retarded. Though I believe those aren't her 'audience', but rather her arselickers. Amber is exactly the same - just far fewer people believe her bullshit, so she's been changing up her tactics. Amber blames her audience for making her feel human. (That's what I thought I heard - I know this makes no sense, but I didn't feel like going back and trying to sort it out).

This is. I'd assume yesterday (January 24th), but she didn't specify. And the rule with Amber is to NOT assume. Especially since she uploaded this on Tuesday January 24th. That's a quick turnaround for her. New scale, again. Weighed herself today: 520.0lb


TL;DR: New scale, but still 520.0lbs as of 'Tuesday'. Originally weighed herself on Sunday, so she gave herself a few days to shit out enough waste to get down to a weight she'd want to share with us. Amber was using Delta8 as a crutch, so she's stopped. Mighta-sorta-coulda been KINDA addicted to it, but according to Amber ANYTHING can be an addiction. Has the sudden realization that she MIGHT be an addict (which she'll forget in a few weeks when she resets). Cries about food addiction and not delta8 addiction. Puts her brother on blast and uses his hardships for her own personal gain.
 
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Soooo, FatAl doesn't and never did understand what the word "binge" actually means? This explains a lot, I can get behind this.

My god, she's an idiot
 
She knows exactly what a binge is and she will never show us what an actual binge looks like for her. Her saying a single fast food meal was a binge is just her pretending to be dainty, as always. So fucking embarrassing for a 600lb bitch like her to act as if she isn't shoveling 5 pounds of plain ass rice, 2 tubs of Ben and Jerry's, 3 boxes of Peanut Butter cups and 4 bags of chips down her gullet every night.

There's nothing Hamberlynn wants more than to be a little anorexic who considers eating 3 Oreos a binge. If she ever filmed a REAL binge she would get so many views and she knows it, but she is too obsessed with still being perceived as DaintyLynn who somehow weighs as much as a schoolbus despite eating only 1,200 dainty calories a day, teehee. Wifey probably doesn't even know HOW MUCH Hamber actually eats. She just wakes up in the morning and a shit ton of food is just gone.
 
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