🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Apparently talking about achieving something can give you a similar dopamine hit to actually achieving that goal. I think that's why she speaks this way.
It does indeed, especially if you continually repeat it as Hamber does. Whether it's a resolution or "positive affirmation" as she likes to call it, it's still just a wish until some action is taken. In her case, she does the first part of it - the planning, the deciding which failed diet she's going to do again, without changing anything from the last time she failed it, the buying of jeerrrrrnols, fancy pens, food that she hates, like veggies and fruit, or saying to going to restrict herself from something like takeout or mountains of carbs - once she does that, she gets the hit and her single brain cell shuts down, and she's "shto proud" of herself for doing that much.

This is why our gorl will never succeed. It's all too hard for her and she'd just prefer to eat Uber Eats and do expert laygos.

How can you ruhhllee, ruhhllee know yourself - as she claims she does, because she "knows what works for" her - if you don't push yourself? It would be like someone who wanted to play baseball going to one batting cage session, managing to hit two balls out of twenty, and proclaiming they're ready the The Show.
 
Say, do you think farmers can break her and mayhaps instigate a proper reckoning of the 600 lb toddler? There's gotta be some reckless levels of resentment there somewhere, I bet if we can coax it out of her, we could see karma in action. The takedown of the once invincible Hamu.
I’m pretty sure for that method to work it would require that fat cunt to be capable of producing an ounce or two of shame. We all know that sociopath doesn’t truly feel remorse or any other true emotion so…probably not.




But we can still try like hell.
 
I’m pretty sure for that method to work it would require that fat cunt to be capable of producing an ounce or two of shame. We all know that sociopath doesn’t truly feel remorse or any other true emotion so…probably not.




But we can still try like hell.
Someone should catfish her and expose her when she cheats on Jade. I want to see it burn.
 
Not trying to do a full recap here but she feels like quitting because "nobody gets judged as much as me". Okay, MartyrLynn. That judgement keeps her from being open. Man, she really be doubling down over getting the worstest EVER judgement alla time!

She doesn't get the same experience as people because of the judgement... puke. But she will Bravely Soldier On with 'these videos'.

Oh God, gonna answer 5 food/weight related topics from her Qs on social media.

1) Asked how much $$$ she's saved for WLS but won't answer. 5 weeks since she sent in the applications & paperwork so she e-mailed them. They told her they DO take insurance then told her to call them back - many phone calls later... they're stuck at her insurance no longer covers WLS in Kentucky? Still back & forth phone calls. Maybe just me but that doesn't prevent her from saving since this has just happened over the last 2 days.

2) Ozempic shortage? I have no knowledge of that. Oh, THIN celebrities are taking & presumably causing the shortage... she insinuates that.

3) No rewards planned for hitting her WL goals. Good, because she won't reach them.

4) Fav meal latey - home made poke bowls. Could eat daily.

5) She thinks it's fatphobic that people think Wipey is a feeding her or using her because it implies she doesn't deserve any of the good, thin thigs. Oh & it's shallow & disrespectful.

People find beauty in other things about her. Like what? Just give me ONE teensy example. But she doesn't think she's beautiful. "We deserve love" - love is not an entitlement.

Yup, they did takeout Sunday & that wasn't triggering BUT what triggered her was... someone sent her candy bars & that massively triggered - massive binge, then binge spiral with more takeout... but it's not that person's fault. Basically a candy bar binge...man she must have gained. She wasn't strong enough, guize & the back & forth was wear & tear on her body...muh gallstones!

Having gallstone problems since Ozempic. Now feels really ill when she binges. But worst bings are the ones where she can just keep on trucking... but not since Ozempic. BAD Ozempic!

People asking her if she's sure she's a binge eater. I'm on the side of glutton, myself.

Can't see her current "therapist" anymore & that maes her sad but she'll explain in another video.

Knows she'll need therapy for WLS... but she's going to take advantage of that. I have zero doubt, she'll take advantage any way she can.

She needs to be in the right mind frame and head space for WLS. Doesn't know when that will happen.

This week up 1.something but it could have been worse because she yo-yo binged rather than constant. But she's grateful it wasn't worse. Ah, 1.2 lb. as opposed to should be down 5 lbs. But she's still where she should be according to her goals.

Biggest trigger food, (right now, anyway), candy bars. Don't send her food, people.

And that's the end of this week's excuse list & she's sorry to have been here with such 'sad' news.
 
Why are people still subscribed to and watching this lump?
Spend or save, lose weight or gain, who cares?
Amber has committed the unpardonable sin of being boring.
Even reaction channels can't make a single silk purse out of the sow's ears she's been presenting.
 
You know, if I didn’t know Amber, I would think that she actually said something sensible here regarding candy being a trigger and asking her viewers not to send her food.

However, I do know Amber, so all this is bullshit. We’ve seen her buy multiple bags of sweets at a time, in many flavors because “oooohhh babayy, it’s blueberry!” or whatever. She always has candy or ice cream in the house.

So sure, blame it on the feeder who sent you a case of candy bars this week. What’s the excuse next week?
 
Amber's video in less than 2 minutes!
(Spoiler for those who don't have 2 minutes: I haven't lost weight and it's everyone's fault by mine.)

She wanted to end weekly weigh-ins this week due to 'judgement'. AKA: She didn't lose weight from her 'eat whatever she wants without portion control' diet and doesn't want backlash.

She spoke to the Weight Loss Clinic - who is somehow unaware that Kentucky is not allowing WLS to be done through insurance? I am so confused by this. Is Amber referring to this?: https://www.bariatric-surgery-source.com/obamacare-weight-loss-surgery.html#surgery Even if so, wouldn't the office KNOW about this? I mean, it IS their job.

Doesn't want to take Ozempic again due to the shortage, despite her being over 500lbs putting her just as much in need of the medication as the diabetics who need it.

Doesn't plan rewards for herself for achieving weight-loss goals, because she doesn't lose weight just buys everything she wants the molment she wants it.

Insinuating Jade is a grifter or feeder means all of Amber's exes were the same, and it's fatphobic. We don't question Jade's intentions because we're fatphobic; we question them because we can all see what a RAGING THUNDERCUNT you are, and every other gorlfriend you had was either a grifter or fit somewhere on the spectrum. OR they were MINORS when you latched on and they couldn't figure out how to shake you loose. I mean, with typical leeches you can just use salt, but salt seems to have the OPPOSITE effect on Amber.

Amber eating takeout wasn't triggering, but the massive crate of snackypoos mailed to her triggered her! (So she dealt with it with massive amounts of takeout AND candy binges). DUPER'S DELIGHT SMILES THROUGH THIS ENTIRE SECTION. Because of Ozempic, her binges now cause gallstone pain. Amber still manages to power through the pain, though.

I still wonder if she bought all that candy herself and just pretended it was from a fan to justify having it. I mean, it wouldn't be the first time she's bought a huge box of candy to eat on camera.

Audience asks "Are you sure you're a binge eater, and not just a food addict?". Amber asks back "Can't it be bolth?" This doesn't sound like someone with a legitimate diagnosis. Common sense answer: Maybe, but then you would focus on the ADDICTION. You can't binge on your DoC if you've removed it from your environment. Every addict wants to 'binge' on their DoC

Amber is ditching her psychologist (that she already told us she wasn't seeing because they are on maternity leave - remember your lies, Amber!) She needs a psychologist that specializes in bariatric patients. AKA, no more HAES dingbats for Amber to manipulate into letting her eat whatever she wants as 'therapy'. According to Amber, this psychologist will sort out whether it's BED or addictive behaviour. She looks almost as DEVESTATED as she did on Vlogmas 24 when she thought she was opening an engagement ring, but got a set of earrings instead.

515.8 lbs. Grateful and happy because it could have been worse.


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This whole part about the clinic not realizing WLS isn't covered by insurance is still confusing me. Didn't she say her clinic was in a 'connecting' state? I'm almost as bad at geography as Amber, but Google tells me that 7 states connect to Kentucky: Illinois, Indianna, Ohio, Virginia, West Virginia, Tennessee, and Misouri. That link I provided shows that out of all of these States, only Illinois and West Virginia are on the list for requiring insurance to cover the bariatric surgery. So is her clinic in Illinois or West Virginia? Because the clinic would know it's not covered if they were in one of the other 7 states, right?
 
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We had been speck-uh-lating a few months back that Jade was about ready to leave, and unfortunately we were wrong.

But yeah. as long as she can continue the grift and can remain hidden from her lolsuits, I don’t think she’s going anywhere. Which sucks for us because the channel will continue to be the same cringy boring snoozefest as long as she’s around. Good thing I’ve come across some other cows to laugh at.

Mayhaps MG,W originally thought it a "creative" caper to hole up with Hamber at the Henry hideen from the lolsuit.

I am surprised the negress has made it this far without some Hamber dox.

"Hideen" while ominously omnipresent in the background of a very public YouTube channel.

..."Yeti" she was still captured on camera:

Wipey Sighting.jpg

Bigfoot Sighting.jpg

Still...Jeezus Krist on a crutch (with a dangleen ankle)...their situation-type deal is baffling...and MG,W's off-camera haunting and ghosting shit is getteen shtooo oooold.
 
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She wanted to end weekly weigh-ins this week due to 'judgement'. AKA: She didn't lose weight from her 'eat whatever she wants without portion control' diet and doesn't want backlash.
So, that fancy grid-like table was for nothing? Are we surprised? Not

She spoke to the Weight Loss Clinic - who is somehow unaware that Kentucky is not allowing WLS to be done through insurance? I am so confused by this. Is Amber referring to this?: https://www.bariatric-surgery-source.com/obamacare-weight-loss-surgery.html#surgery Even if so, wouldn't the office KNOW about this? I mean, it IS their job.
She was told ages ago that they do not cover WLS, this is why she was supposed to save money.

Doesn't plan rewards for herself for achieving weight-loss goals, because she doesn't lose weight just buys everything she wants the molment she wants it.
She always has a day off after a couple of days on a diet to congratulate herself. This is why her diets never worked.

Amber eating takeout wasn't triggering, but the massive crate of snackypoos mailed to her triggered her!
She talks about triggering like she was not involved. If she was, she would tell Jade to get rid of the box. Instead, she ate the whole thing and complained.

Amber is ditching her psychologist (that she already told us she wasn't seeing because they are on maternity leave - remember your lies, Amber!) She needs a psychologist that specializes in bariatric patients.
Amber is not a bariatric patient. She needs a psychologist who deals with food addiction.

515.8 lbs. Grateful and happy because it could have been worse.
This is a BMI of 91. She already failed on week 2 of 2023.
 
Anyone actually thinking of sending Amber food after her woe-is-me tale needs to not only read Tom Sawyer but also Brer Rabbit And The Briar Patch.
 
Anyone actually thinking of sending Amber food after her woe-is-me tale needs to not only read Tom Sawyer but also Brer Rabbit And The Briar Patch.
Nah, they need to keep sending her candy. I wanna see her up over 600 again. Her channel is so much more entertaining when she's gaining and trying to deny being bed-bound. The fatter she is, the funnier she is.
 
This whole part about the clinic not realizing WLS isn't covered by insurance is still confusing me. Didn't she say her clinic was in a 'connecting' state? I'm almost as bad at geography as Amber, but Google tells me that 7 states connect to Kentucky: Illinois, Indianna, Ohio, Virginia, West Virginia, Tennessee, and Misouri. That link I provided shows that out of all of these States, only Illinois and West Virginia are on the list for requiring insurance to cover the bariatric surgery. So is her clinic in Illinois or West Virginia? Because the clinic would know it's not covered if they were in one of the other 7 states, right?
She's going through Kentucky Bariatric Clinic (formerly known as Georgetown Bariatrics and Advanced Surgical Services). Dr Eric Smith is the surgeon, the same surgeon that recently performed Tammy Slaton's Gastric Sleeve surgery. The out of state clinic was just a red herring she threw out once she realised she'd doxxed the new surgeon straight out of the gate.

The office will know which insurers they've worked with in the past. The problem is that different agreements exist between one insurer and different companies/individuals. The individual /family has no bargaining power, but companies do. So bariatric surgeries could be covered in those states where it isn't mandatory to do so, if it has been agreed between the insurer and the company/agency providing insurance for their employees. It's not a black and white yes or no, so surgical offices usually have an employee that liaises with health insurers to determine an individual's coverage.
Amber is not a bariatric patient. She needs a psychologist who deals with food addiction.
She absolutely is a bariatric patient by virtue of her obesity. Being a bariatric patient just means you are being treated for obesity, regardless of whether you are in a surgical program or a medical weightloss program. A pyschologist attached to a bariatric surgery office is going to be specialised in obesity counselling and food addiction.
 
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She saw all the comments on her last video talking about how stupid it is to send a fat cunt a bunch of chocolate, she read that and tried to pretend SHE was the first to acknowledge it.
Jesus fucking Christ you Fat Fuck.

You're not slick. We all know it made you happy (if it truly were a fan* sending you those snacks).

She couldn't look anymore sly in that thumbnail, ''guys I'm soooooo sad and suuuuper serious about it this time, look at my sad face, ignore the smile creeping out tho''.

Fatphobia still isn't a thing you dumb bitch.
 
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