🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Slappy McGherkin]

Desty was a fucking sped, just like every ass-wiper Hamber has gravitionally pulled into orbit. But even speds, when your Lord and McFatmaster takes video of you squatting on the toilet and publishes it as ha-ha content on the intarwebs, is a bridge too far.

Don't know when or how that line will be crossed with the negress, but I'm sure it will. McFat just can't help herseff and will do anything for clicks. I am surprised the negress has made it this far without some Hamber dox.

It's coming. She needs money, she needs clicks. And it will be a big fuck you Jade moment when it happens.

 

[Xenomorph]

tbh becky was the most pathetic, even DUSTY kept working and didnt fall into the trap

 

[RedMage]

Desty was a fucking sped, just like every ass-wiper Hamber has gravitionally pulled into orbit. But even speds, when your Lord and McFatmaster takes video of you squatting on the toilet and publishes it as ha-ha content on the intarwebs, is a bridge too far.

Don't know when or how that line will be crossed with the negress, but I'm sure it will. McFat just can't help herseff and will do anything for clicks. I am surprised the negress has made it this far without some Hamber dox.

It's coming. She needs money, she needs clicks. And it will be a big fuck you Jade moment when it happens.

There are only so much to consoooom before everything falls apart

 

[that blue peach]

It's coming. She needs money, she needs clicks. And it will be a big fuck you Jade moment when it happens.

True, but I honestly think nothing can save her other than the impossible redemption arc that will never happen. I think she’s at a point where no matter what outrageous shenanigans she pulls, people will still tune in to reaction channels to witness it rather than directly to her. She’s been trying a whole lot of bullshit lately and everything has failed miserably. She got a tiny bit more views with the gift exchange and the latest medical saga but that’s not sustainable.

I truly believe that the only way she would manage to revive her channel is with a redemption arc, which we all know is never gonna happen. Better start looking for a feeder that can also be a sugar mama, piggy, or you can kiss your current lifestyle of lux-eh-ry apartments, 4-Uber-Eats-a-day and fuckloads of pointless consumerism goodbye. Either that or go full on Nikocado Avocado mode.

Speaking of Nikocado, this dude made a parody video of him but all of it applies to ALR just as much. In fact watching it with that in mind made it all the more hilarious.

https://youtu.be/NpzcVtDjIog

Sorry can’t embed properly, on mobile.

 

[R-2E-054]

The only time I will ever click on a video of Amber's is if she goes Full Truth™ about her health and starts answering everyone's questions, nothing withheld. Showing her legs, talking about her skin conditions, discussing the state of her lymphatic system, liver, lungs, etc. Pretty much just being a living cadaver to satiate everyone's curiosity. A lot of people have morbid curiosity and would definitely watch things like that.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

Another "fake" screenshot of the current like to dislike ratio on Fat Amber's latest videos. Good god.....

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

What's funny is that I have almost the same numbers. Not quite (some have some more likes and dislikes, others are pretty much the same - wish this screenshot would've captured the number of views on each video), but very close and the ratio is practically identical.

(fun fact - I actually don't vote on any of her videos because, other than occasional checks of her like/dislikes which see me pausing within about 0.5 seconds of the page loading and then exiting out after a cursory glance, I use archives rather than give her engagement), so my own data can't really be utilized to alter the plugin's guesswork towards her ratios. It's likely having to go off of historical data only.)

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

What's funny is that I have almost the same numbers. Not quite (some have some more likes and dislikes, others are pretty much the same - wish this screenshot would've captured the number of views on each video), but very close and the ratio is practically identical.

(fun fact - I actually don't vote on any of her videos because, other than occasional checks of her like/dislikes which see me pausing within about 0.5 seconds of the page loading and then exiting out after a cursory glance, I use archives rather than give her engagement), so my own data can't really be utilized to alter the plugin's guesswork towards her ratios. It's likely having to go off of historical data only.)

Funny how two seperate users can see pretty much the same numbers......
I don't know where Amber gets off saying these screenshots are faked given it's the numbers supplied by YouTube itself.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

"You guise hafta riuuuhlize that you're not seeeeeng stuff behind the scenes. There's A LOT I don't show you."

Such as: weight loss, saving money, change of eating habits, "deep cleaneeeeeen', exercise of any sort like joaquin, caring for the animals, learning any new skill or trade, picking up a new hobby, joining a gym or using the onsite gym, reviewing books in any meaningful way....the list is as long as Hamber is FAT.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

"You guise hafta riuuuhlize that you're not seeeeeng stuff behind the scenes. There's A LOT I don't show you."

Such as: weight loss, saving money, change of eating habits, "deep cleaneeeeeen', exercise of any sort like joaquin, caring for the animals, learning any new skill or trade, picking up a new hobby, joining a gym or using the onsite gym, reviewing books in any meaningful way....the list is as long as Hamber is FAT.

At this point, Amber’s live is akin to be in prison. She spends her days on IG answering her own questions, eating, and doing children’ activities. She is let out of her cell when her jailor, bring her to her medical clinics, and her weekly outing to Walmart. Her food is brought to her by UberEats or other food delivery services. The reason she is not showing us what happens behind the scenes, is that it would be too depressing for her audience; her girlfriend being only a caretaker, her being in constant pain, her sitting for hours doing basically nothing but watching YT, and constantly eating snacks.

 

[Constellationzero]

The only time I will ever click on a video of Amber's is if she goes Full Truth™ about her health and starts answering everyone's questions, nothing withheld. Showing her legs, talking about her skin conditions, discussing the state of her lymphatic system, liver, lungs, etc. Pretty much just being a living cadaver to satiate everyone's curiosity. A lot of people have morbid curiosity and would definitely watch things like that.

You have to RUHHLIZZZE that any time this fat POS says "honestleeeeeeeeey" or "truthfullllllleeeeeeeeeeeeee"

You will NEVER get the truth.
You will NEVER see the laaaayyyyyggggsssssssss
You will NEVER see the feet, toenails, or hear about the smell

You have to RUHHLIZZZZE...

 

[maybe a pigeon]

I am forcing my family to take part in a dinner table challenge. We’re not allowed to talk about anything we learned from the internet. Print media, television, friends, imperfectly-remembered college lectures, and bathroom wall graffiti are all acceptable sources of information, but YT, twitter, tik tok, discord, memes, YOU GUIZE, etc., are all off limits.

Big Al should do the same thing, except the restriction should be talking about herself. She would dry up like a salted slug.

If you are old enough, remember how many life experiences you had accumulated by the time you were 32. I am no ball of fire, but in the realms of education, employment, travel, relationships—Jesus, even shit like cooking and folding laundry—I leave Amber in the dust. Which is why I think her audience consists solely of a few thousand morbidly obese 14 year olds who actually find her aspirational … and 200,000 haters.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I love the compilations at the very beginning and very end of several years of her new year's resolution shit.

2020: lose 100 pounds - result: fail
2021: lose 150 pounds - result: fail

Now, what interests me most is not the fails. Hamber is a failure in every way, and will always be a failure. We know this.

No, what interests me is her ever present "Day One" spiel. The language is always the same, the plan always the same or even loftier than the year before when she made no progress at all, and didn't come close to reaching the goal. In the year from 2020 to 2021, as the video points out, she lost a grand total of about 20 pounds. This year, once again, the same "That means I need to lose 2.something pounds a week!" even though she has never managed to do this since I've been watching her shit videos. What did she weigh in at this year? 540 pounds? That would mean instead of losing 2.something pounds a week, she gained about three quarters of a pound a week. But all of this is totally doable, guise!

The funniest part is her insistence that she has "done every diet there is" and failed. Except for the one that would actually work, and that involves no apps or fees or anything, really: reduced calories, normal portion sizes, and exercise. I know it's a shocker, but it's just another LAH.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

“There’s always that one point where you might actually succeed.”

JFC, you moron, there is no “one point.“ Weight loss occurs on a continuum. It’s not a fucking slot machine.

Although it would be kind of funny if it were.

 

[Totally real FBI Frank]

tbh becky was the most pathetic, even DUSTY kept working and didnt fall into the trap

The most pathetic thing that barely sentient thumb ever did was to allow her royal fatness to scam people out of money for her mothers cancer treatment and speak to her that way in those voice notes. I don’t know about y’all, but had that been my dying mother she did that heinous shit to, she would actually be able to lose some goddamn weight because her fucking jaw would be wired shut for at least the next six months. Everybody on YouTube pitying the thumb and giving her ass pats and money because she E-begged for it are examples of the finest fucking morons our planet has to offer. That fat bitch co-signed every single one of the fatter bitchs lies and deserves the worst karma ole Buddha could dream up and NOBODY will ever convince me otherwise.

 

[marjoram]

Grifting is a way of life to the Thumb and her clan. I woulda been surprised if there WASN'T some sorta scam going on.

And just like FatAl, if there isn't anything in it for the Thumb she's not interested. Defend her dying mother from the source of stupid T-shirts, stupid ball caps, and shit tons of food? Naw, not worth it.

 

[lol cow supreme]

I am forcing my family to take part in a dinner table challenge. We’re not allowed to talk about anything we learned from the internet. Print media, television, friends, imperfectly-remembered college lectures, and bathroom wall graffiti are all acceptable sources of information, but YT, twitter, tik tok, discord, memes, YOU GUIZE, etc., are all off limits.

Big Al should do the same thing, except the restriction should be talking about herself. She would dry up like a salted slug.

If you are old enough, remember how many life experiences you had accumulated by the time you were 32. I am no ball of fire, but in the realms of education, employment, travel, relationships—Jesus, even shit like cooking and folding laundry—I leave Amber in the dust. Which is why I think her audience consists solely of a few thousand morbidly obese 14 year olds who actually find her aspirational … and 200,000 haters.

You cant ban KiwiFarms from the dinner table. Families that Sneed together, Succeed together. When 'thefarms' are removed from the institution of the nuclear family, Keffals wins.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

The most pathetic thing that barely sentient thumb ever did was to allow her royal fatness to scam people out of money for her mothers cancer treatment and speak to her that way in those voice notes. I don’t know about y’all, but had that been my dying mother she did that heinous shit to, she would actually be able to lose some goddamn weight because her fucking jaw would be wired shut for at least the next six months.

I'd either have pled "severe emotional distress" or happily served six months in jail and some probation. Or, if I just pulled out my gun and shot her, pled temporary insanity/Stockholm syndrome. Exhibits A through infinity: Hamlard's own videos.

Everybody on YouTube pitying the thumb and giving her ass pats and money because she E-begged for it are examples of the finest fucking morons our planet has to offer. That fat bitch co-signed every single one of the fatter bitchs lies and deserves the worst karma ole Buddha could dream up and NOBODY will ever convince me otherwise.

She knew what she was getting into, and let Hamber steamroll her anyway. I'm not going to waste any pity on her.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

I love the compilations at the very beginning and very end of several years of her new year's resolution shit.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=i66kL3jnDxw
2020: lose 100 pounds - result: fail
2021: lose 150 pounds - result: fail

Now, what interests me most is not the fails. Hamber is a failure in every way, and will always be a failure. We know this.

No, what interests me is her ever present "Day One" spiel. The language is always the same, the plan always the same or even loftier than the year before when she made no progress at all, and didn't come close to reaching the goal. In the year from 2020 to 2021, as the video points out, she lost a grand total of about 20 pounds. This year, once again, the same "That means I need to lose 2.something pounds a week!" even though she has never managed to do this since I've been watching her shit videos. What did she weigh in at this year? 540 pounds? That would mean instead of losing 2.something pounds a week, she gained about three quarters of a pound a week. But all of this is totally doable, guise!

The funniest part is her insistence that she has "done every diet there is" and failed. Except for the one that would actually work, and that involves no apps or fees or anything, really: reduced calories, normal portion sizes, and exercise. I know it's a shocker, but it's just another LAH.

Apparently talking about achieving something can give you a similar dopamine hit to actually achieving that goal. I think that's why she speaks this way.

The problem is she gives herself a pass everytime she fails. She seems to think just trying is as good as succeeding when in life, failing is a huge part of recognising where you went wrong, fixing yourself then trying again. If you're going to give yourslelf an out or a pass everytime along with a little pat on the back for even thinking about attempting to achieve a goal, you'll never succeed.

Sure, it's not a great feeling when you fail but it's important. It helps you reflect on yourself and your behaviour. It helps you "ruhhlize" where you need to grow and change.

This is why our gorl will never succeed. It's all too hard for her and she'd just prefer to eat Uber Eats and do expert laygos.

 

[the weeknd warrior]

The most pathetic thing that barely sentient thumb ever did was to allow her royal fatness to scam people out of money for her mothers cancer treatment and speak to her that way in those voice notes. I don’t know about y’all, but had that been my dying mother she did that heinous shit to, she would actually be able to lose some goddamn weight because her fucking jaw would be wired shut for at least the next six months. Everybody on YouTube pitying the thumb and giving her ass pats and money because she E-begged for it are examples of the finest fucking morons our planet has to offer. That fat bitch co-signed every single one of the fatter bitchs lies and deserves the worst karma ole Buddha could dream up and NOBODY will ever convince me otherwise.

Say, do you think farmers can break her and mayhaps instigate a proper reckoning of the 600 lb toddler? There's gotta be some reckless levels of resentment there somewhere, I bet if we can coax it out of her, we could see karma in action. The takedown of the once invincible Hamu.