🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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let’s take a moment to appreciate the wonders of text to AI art….when it comes to that all important question “What does that pesky ‘Binge Monster’ of Amber’s look like? We’ve all wondered. Be honest.
A few ideas:
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I‘ll probably indulge in this little hobby further in the proper thread…..

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Trees said:
It's weirdly specific, though I would like to get an idea of what Amber might maybe do if she one day hypothetically lost any weight. Not go swim with the fucking sharks obviously, but... anything? Pretty much her only weight related goal is to have a daughter, and that's impossible forever. Does she have a single aspiration under all that fat?

:optimistic:
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Like Bora Bora, it's a dream that will always be Fantasy Island. She can dream and imagine and journal about all the grandiose shit she wants. That's all she has in life. Her reality is TOO FUCKING FAT to accomplish anything. And she knows it. The "Phatphobic" nonsense is symptomatic of this. It has to be completely demoralizing to accept that you'll never be able to go, to do, and experience the variety of life it has to offer to us "normal" gorls. Even the most simple of shit like going to Walmart whenever to pick up a bottle of Mateo's Taco Sauce. For her, it's a fucking expedition.

She lives in anger, refusing to admit her reality in life. TOO FUCKING FAT to accomplish anything meaningful. It must stick in her craw like a whole rotisserie chicken leg.

No sympathy here. Blame us, we're all haydurs and why you have zero control as you balloon to 600 ellbees because you refuse to accept the one problem in your life is YOU and you only make excuses for it instead of pulling up your circus tent size panties and dealing with it like any normal adult would.
 
Trees said:
It's weirdly specific, though I would like to get an idea of what Amber might maybe do if she one day hypothetically lost any weight. Not go swim with the fucking sharks obviously, but... anything? Pretty much her only weight related goal is to have a daughter, and that's impossible forever. Does she have a single aspiration under all that fat?
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In her lovely and sparkling "Hello Darling" YA story, the totally not stereotypical lesbians board a boat for 30 days of cruisin', where no one is EVER let off.

Presumably, the activities are eating and drinking oneself to death, and 5 hour sex sessions with no rulez.

This is her *fantasy*, people. (The rest of us know it as hell.) She's doing EXACTLY what she wants right now.
 
Bibbity Bobbity said:
In her lovely and sparkling "Hello Darling" YA story, the totally not stereotypical lesbians board a boat for 30 days of cruisin', where no one is EVER let off.

Presumably, the activities are eating and drinking oneself to death, and 5 hour sex sessions with no rulez.

This is her *fantasy*, people. (The rest of us know it as hell.) She's doing EXACTLY what she wants right now.
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The only thing she described in that story was the food.
 
You know you’re sick of Amber’s boring nontent when reaction channels are pissing you off as much or more than Amber herself.

I can’t take the stoned babbling of Kicking Geese, or the way she is always missing the point, or the endless discussions about her hair. Jordy’s channel has devolved to reading Amber’s instagram Q&As and answering every question himself. Mr Snowflake is supposed to lull me to sleep as he narrates the enthralling activities of August, 2017, not irritate the shit out of me.

I’ll shut up now. Because actually, reaction channels have always bored me comatose. And it’s not their fault that Amber hasn’t left her apartment since June.

Obviously what I need is some real Amber drama, and not these piddly health problems like dangling ankles and semi-collapsed lungs.

I want Wipey to dump Amber’s ass and move back to New York.
 

I CUT MY HAIR, HOMEMADE POKE BOWL, & BIG GROCERY HAUL | VLOG​

Jan 14, 2023

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Can't handle editing for more than 2 minutes at a time but could totally get a real world job you guise! And the problem with reaction channels lately is that if I don't want to sit through 10 minutes of ALR's nontent, why the hell would I want to sit through 50+ minutes of you talking about her and her nontent?

(long time reader, first time poster..)
 
We’ve moved on from this topic but just to add this final tidbit:

“Deb Bennett, PhD, founder of the Equine Studies Institute and an expert in the biomechanics of horses, has advised that the “Total weight of rider plus tack must not exceed 250 lbs. There is no horse alive, of any breed, any build, anywhere, that can go more than a few minutes with more weight on its back than this.”

Sorry Hamby, but you’re gonna have to shed more than half your current weight, and then find a large draft horse before you can ever hope to ride one. Ergo it ain’t happening ever.

Now with that said. She’s resorting to cutting her own hair on camera now? I guess the piggy needs to keep trying new tricks in attempt to keep what little audience she still has.
 
low sodium said:

I CUT MY HAIR, HOMEMADE POKE BOWL, & BIG GROCERY HAUL | VLOG​

Jan 14, 2023
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I CUT MY HAIR- HOMEMADE POKE BOWL- - BIG GROCERY HAUL VLOG.mp4
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This dumb heffer "cut her hair" ... all for the clickbait thumbnail selfishly thinking it would bring in the views... Cus OMG Amber LOVES her hair. Of course its at the VERY END and its her cuttnig off her "split ends". So not even a haircut.

She could have gone out and got her hair cleaned up and prepared for a donation to "Lots of Locks" or whatever.. had about a foot cut off for the donation, then had her hair styled professionally. That would have been a non clickbait video that didnt make you look like Amber Turd.

No. We get to see more groceries than the average US family can afford..her entire kitchens hoard spread out for all to see..and some fat bitch with greasy hair cut off her "split ends"
 
“Dallop of mayo on her ho-made poke bowl”
Her hair looks like utter shit. They got more Lego bricks to do together. Off brand this time. Yay. Riveting content as always. Still fat. Still looking like shit. Another day in paradise.

The video ends like mid word. Jfc. Lazy fuck.
 
Suspicious Activity said:
let’s take a moment to appreciate the wonders of text to AI art….when it comes to that all important question “What does that pesky ‘Binge Monster’ of Amber’s look like? We’ve all wondered. Be honest.
A few ideas:
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I‘ll probably indulge in this little hobby further in the proper thread…..

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The first one. Definitely.

Bibbity Bobbity said:
In her lovely and sparkling "Hello Darling" YA story, the totally not stereotypical lesbians board a boat for 30 days of cruisin', where no one is EVER let off.
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The ship only ever stops "for gas". I wonder if they post armed Amazons on every deck to stop anyone from trying to escape.


that blue peach said:
We’ve moved on from this topic but just to add this final tidbit:
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that blue peach said:
“Deb Bennett, PhD, founder of the Equine Studies Institute and an expert in the biomechanics of horses, has advised that the “Total weight of rider plus tack must not exceed 250 lbs. There is no horse alive, of any breed, any build, anywhere, that can go more than a few minutes with more weight on its back than this.”
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It'd take a team of clydesdales to haul Her Lardness the Dainty Gorl around.

that blue peach said:
Now with that said. She’s resorting to cutting her own hair on camera now? I guess the piggy needs to keep trying new tricks in attempt to keep what little audience she still has.
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Not even a cut. A trim. She's still the same lying cunt as always.
 
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