🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Trees]

Will the call center ever allow meth momma but a day or two to visit her beloved daughter? Would her career ever recover from such a thing?

It gives off the energy of a little kid who genuinely believes daddy had to go to work at Rykers Island and won't be home for a few years.

 

[Mekahineyho]

What I gathered from this video is that amber received those free crystals that came with those Kim K perfumes, then immediately went online and bought a shit ton for absolutely no reason and now is just going to throw or donate them! Responsible queen behavior!

I like how she asked jade to go thru and pick any she liked to keep and jade just pretends and picks one probably thinking why the fuck do you have all of these.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

I know the answer is "Amber hoards shit" but what's the fucking point in buying all those crystals that she thinks are sHoOo ByOoTeEfUeL and shoving them in a fucking drawer? At least display some of them you fucking mong.

 

[PixieDoodle]

Last night, Chantal came into the chat of a reactor and all fat hell broke loose, and part of that fat hell was either Amber, or someone spoofing Amber's sock. I'm leaning towards spoof because 'dox' is spelled correctly, however accidents happen.

Hi Amber.
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Wonder if she also has another sock account by the name of Bampa jangs.
They seem to go hard after people who leave not so nice comments on big Al channel.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Plot Summary with Commentary. Today is- oh fuck it. She stitches so many clips together, it's impossible to speculate on the timeline at this point. Hopefully all of this is from 2023. Let's go!

Spoiler: AUSTRALIAN CANDY BARS, MORE DECLUTTERING, & GIFTS FROM MY MOM | VLOG

No real intro. Shot of Rarity chillin' like a villain'.

Amber went through a phase of collecting rocks and crystals - so of course she has multiple DRAWERS full of them. Time to declutter them!

Add 'rocks' and 'crystals' to the list of collections:
- purses and wallets
- Torrid clothing
- manga
- YA novels
- board games
- mini brands (various types)
- stickers
- vinyl scrapbooking decals (non-sticky stickers)
- journals
- pens and markers
- scented candles
- wax melts
- essential oils and diffusers
- room sprays
- body sprays (and BBW soaps)
- earrings
- scrunchies
- chokers and necklaces
- hair bows
- scarves
- plastic succalints
- perfume
- lipsticks and makeup
- marble patterned decoration/accessories
- containers labelled for their purpose
- pokemon cards (bought 1000's of used cards in a lot once)
- lego sets
- scratch art pads
- DVDs
- rocks and crystals

Shows her bookcase/TV cabinet devoid of books. Amber is super careful about not creasing the spines of her books when she reads, yet thows them on the floor in a way that's making me TWITCH when it's time to dust. ARRUGH! You pick up the books and STACK THEM ON THE BED OR ON A TABLE in short piles. You don't YANK THEM DOWN TO THE FLOOR! Time to dust - but doesn't show it. Looks like Amber has a PS2 (I think?) in addition to her Nintendo Switch and GameCube. Amber decides to arrange her books by colour - because her books are purely for aesthetics and not function. RAINBOW! Amber is actually concerned about how to fit in the dark covered books that don't fit her rainbow design.

JUMP CUT!! AMBER'S SICK AND VOMITED INTO HER DINNER DISH! Oops, no. She made soup. Nevermind (I really need to wait for her to tell me what's going on before typing). Disposable spoon molment. Taco soup with potatoes. She loves making soups and it's soup weather. She swears her food is good.

-- NEXT DAY -- (next.. from WHEN?)

PO BOX STUFF. YES! Financially support this grifter who is so flush with cash that she BUYS river rocks! A fool and their money...

Amber Reid
PO Box 23937
Lexington KY 40523

(No sending shit in a box or glitter bombs! We're all adults here - bah, I ain't your captain; do wtf you want).

Ordamint, PRIDE colouring book, earrings x 5, recipe book, cards and letters, and TONS of snackypoos from Australia. I wonder if AMBER bought these, and is pretending it's from a viewer? Well, it's in the house now, so it qualifies as 'food from home'!

Next donation box coming in nicely, toobz. TMDWU (oops, the food picture made me forget for a moment which cow I'm currently watching).

The candy bar she wants to eat has a warning on the label to eat a balanced diet. Amber interprets that as the candy bar TELLING HER TO EAT IT. O-Face (of course, it's chocolate and caramel). 10/10. Next taste test: Amber acts like the Crunchie bar is a really complex taste and texture and isn't sure (it's chocolate coated honeycombed sugar). Amber doesn't like it - IT'S CHOCOLATE AND SUGAR - THERE IS NO 'WEIRD' FLAVOUR. (Weird texture, sure. Honeycomb candy isn't everyone's thing).

The archived video is strugleen and stopping for me... even it doesn't want to do this.

Fortune cookie with fortune: Keep moving forward. Amber acts as if it's so deep and profound. "That's a good one". It would be BETTER if it said "MOVE YOUR ASS!"

All of the snacky-poos are now safely categorized and stored in the pantry. Now for Hamboar to unfix her pesky sleeping schedule to enjoy them in peace...

-- NEXT DAY -- (NEXT FROM WHAT?!?!?)

The kitchen is an absolute cluttered disaster. They are going through every cabinet and cupboard. For someone who CONSTANTLY cleans and declutters, her home is in a constant state of disaster. And... she won't show us the after. For that, tune in next time! Same FAT time, same FAT channel!!

(Irrelevant; as whether or not you tidied up, it will be in the same shameful state again within a few weeks)

-- NEXT DAY --

(I SWEAR if you keep doing this, I'm going to report you to the Temporal Prime Directive. They'll put you in a rehabilitation centre where you'll be forced to subsist on replicated diet food. Don't fuck with me).

Breakfast quesadilla: Aaygs, hashbrown, veggie patty, salsa, cheese, and 2 tortillas (aka: the same breakfast Amber ate while 'on track' through last year's weight gain). Calls this an 'experiement', even though it's the SAME THING she ate all last year. Correction: it's LARGER than what she would eat last year. Promises again that her food is good.

Makes us relive the potato taco soup monstrousity. Claims she burnt her esophagus on the soup, trying to shovel it down while it was too hot. It's making eating hurt and not enjoyable so it's "ruined my life" (direct quote). Makes a point to show off more hickies.

Showing off Legos. Still hasn't started the Van Gogh set yet, and now was gifted two more sets (LEGO flowers to go with her plasic succalints). One was from MamaLynn!

Amber posts photos of her and her mom. Amber also shows an engraved spoon, and talks about how all through her life Amber would tell her mom that she loved her mom more than all of the spoons of water in the world or something like that. Give her a break; she started saying that at age 4. It's kinda cute. I'm not going to make any food or eating jokes about this (nor any spoon/drug jokes), for fear that doing so will tear the 7th piece from my soul, and I may end up noseless and looking like Voldemort or something because of it.

The real reason I'm snarking is because I'm jealous deep down (like Amber says all Haydurz are). MY mama doesn't send me spoons and LEGO!!! ......... she just VISITS me and tells me she loves me in person. (FUCK! I didn't mean it! Don't take my nose....)

BYEE!!!

TL;DR: Amber reveals yet another unhinged collection. Decluttering. PO Box was filled with snacky-poos from Aussie feeder fan. MamaLynn sent presents to Amber. Food. More Food. Amber burned the fuck out of her throat from gulping down hot food.

 

[PixieDoodle]

Can't believe meth momma sent Amber an expert laygo set with SUCK - UH - LENTS on it. Really disappointed went she didn't want to pronounce it in this video since people would make fun of her pronunciation. Meth momma has got to be fed up with her language to send her that.
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Meth momma also sent big Al her favourite spoon from those shot ‘Em up days. But at least she was kind enough to inscribe something in it.

 

[HAUL&GAIN]

Hamburger Helper Lefty has really let himself go 2023

 

[FatalTater]

Anyone wanting to replicate Amber's junk drawer of shiny rocks can search for "crystals" or "tumbled stones" on Amazon.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

More IG crap to brighten your day. You all be happy to know that Ambertwat is going on a year sober. Who knew!! No one cares!! More shit about E&R and of course her sex life.

Enjoy!!

Soooooo. That OCD/OCPD makes you count those pesky decimals in weighing in, but tossing aside three months as "almost a year" of being "sober" when your DrunkLynn live was nine months ago is fine? PICK A LANE, you fat, lying cunt.

She won’t be getting WLS any time soon. She’s not even that confident herself of getting it. Meanwhile she will keep buying useless crap to hoard away and horrid haul that you never see her wear.

My far more accurate forecast on the WLS front: zero.

As for weight loss surgery, she just can't buy it and most lists take 1 and a half years to clear with really strict regimes.

Nah.

The second you do anything to raise eyebrows, they'll either grill you or drop you. Most surgeons too want to see if you can lose weight without and ask for food diaries and they are not dumb to believe I have 130g of broccoli yesterday yet I gained 6 lbs. Their time is valuable and they will eject your ass.

Even Dr Now doesn't demand food diaries. I only watched the Slaton sisters a couple of times, but I don't think Dr Handsome required it, either.

For the last 3 fucking years we have danced around the same weight and the clock is now chiming because her health is not fantastic.

Did you know Hamber was DanceLynn, ayygspert chorREOgraffer back in the day when she weighed 300 pounds at the age of 13?

 

[Nightlife Monster Truck]

Should Amber be able to bungee jumping, or are these operators fatphobic too?

Who knows - let's send her bungee jumping and see.

Prediction: giant splat.

 

[lol cow supreme]

Who knows - let's send her bungee jumping and see.

Prediction: giant splat.

The meat keeps going but the bones bungee back.

 

[BBygorls_Laayggs]

So shes claiming to be "sober" but what the fuck are delta 8 gummies then....??? is it like bootleg weed? Im so confused

 

[I call shenanigans]

I only watched the Slaton sisters a couple of times, but I don't think Dr Handsome required it, either.

IIRC Dr Handsome had them consult with a dietician. Most bariatric practices have at least one dietician on staff to deal with the pesky “medically supervised weight loss program” that many health insurers require before they’ll approve surgery. The surgeon really does nothing with the patient at all, other than one appointment before the surgery to discuss risks, surgical choice etc, and maybe they’ll have an introductory appointment to sell themselves, or they’ll just give a talk at the group sessions most practices run as part of their program, by way of introduction. They are specialist surgeons, who normally don’t waste their time with their patients non surgical consults. You might get one follow up with the actual surgeon after the surgery, but the rest will most likely be handled by an on staff general practitioner (that specialises in obesity), or even just a nurse practitioner. WLS needs lifetime followups, but the actual surgeon is not usually the person that does them. The surgeon does surgery, and unless the practice GP sees a reason for a surgical consult, then there’s no need to waste their time with all the non-compliance bullshit of fatties regaining later down the track.

TLC really don’t show it like it is. Dr Nowzardin’s practice actually runs weight management classes and group sessions for his patients. We did glimpse it once in the Where Are They Now first series, because they showed both Melissa and Henry working for Dr Now in counselling roles. Melissa worked for him for many years after her surgery.

 

[BBygorls_Laayggs]

Back at it. What the fuck kind of bullshit story is that spoon story? What YA fanfic shit did she pull that out of??????????

FOR THE PAST 28 YEARS??? Bitch, who was there talking shit about crack/meth momma and constantly playing victim? But all of a sudden, she has "alwaaaaaaays" said that she "loves her more than every spoon full of water" ??????????????? What the fuck?
She needs to stop trying to make fetch happen.

 

[Totally real FBI Frank]

There are baby tracking apps, they autistically track a lot and time it for you. (Feedings- what breast you feed from and how long for, or how many mL were consumed if pumping or formula feeding, diapers and what kind they are, pumping and output, timing, and side, sleep (where, how) with a chronometer to ensure accuracy, walks, and so on.)

They're still not half as bad as anything tracked by Amber, lmao.

Well that’s fucking retarded. If the baby is hungry…you feed it. Guess what else, the baby shits… you change its diaper. Unless your baby has some real fucking issues, physically taking the time to write down the contents of a diaper is just not something a half ass sane person would do. I’ve had reason to despise tik tok and Facebook, but nothing that has been unleashed upon this earth to present time is worse than fucking instagram and tik tok mommies. Worse than the goddamn plague.

 

[caffeinated_pirate]

So I fell down a Skyrim hole that never seems to end and left this world behind. I come back and lo and behold, Amber hasn’t changed.

Though I think she’s more fat than before. I don’t care what she claims, she’s gotta be hitting mid 500s now.

 

[Triple Flutz]

Well that’s fucking retarded. If the baby is hungry…you feed it. Guess what else, the baby shits… you change its diaper. Unless your baby has some real fucking issues, physically taking the time to write down the contents of a diaper is just not something a half ass sane person would do. I’ve had reason to despise tik tok and Facebook, but nothing that has been unleashed upon this earth to present time is worse than fucking instagram and tik tok mommies. Worse than the goddamn plague.

It seems like a bit much to me as well, but they do exist and still don't track half as many things as Amberlynn does which was the original point I was making. I see their usefulness for babies that are experiencing health issues or failure to thrive, but I'm sure most people using them autistically are anxious first time parents who might benefit from addressing that anxiety instead of feeding it with spreadsheets telling them they've been consistently feeding the baby with the right breast 17 minutes more than with the left over the course of a day.

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

That spoon story is retarded. Too bad her mom loved the crack spoon more. For someone who cries booleean all the time, she loves sharing stories that will cause people to roll their eyes. I'm assuming she'll be crying in her next video that her super personal wonderful mom didn't deserve this reaction and she binged because people are mean.

That OCD/OCPD makes you count those pesky decimals in weighing in, but tossing aside three months as "almost a year" of being "sober" when your DrunkLynn live was nine months ago is fine? PICK A LANE, you fat, lying cunt.

It's almost as if an actual doctor didn't diagnose her and tumblr doesn't know shit about the realities of OCD.

So shes claiming to be "sober" but what the fuck are delta 8 gummies then....??? is it like bootleg weed? Im so confused

I'm sure she sees it as natural because she doesn't understand what synthetic means. Because Jade is into it, she'll find some excuse.

So I fell down a Skyrim hole that never seems to end and left this world behind. I come back and lo and behold, Amber hasn’t changed.

Though I think she’s more fat than before. I don’t care what she claims, she’s gotta be hitting mid 500s now.

She has yet to show a weigh in, we're supposed to just take her word for it. Considering her history I'm also calling bullshit.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

IIRC Dr Handsome had them consult with a dietician. Most bariatric practices have at least one dietician on staff to deal with the pesky “medically supervised weight loss program” that many health insurers require before they’ll approve surgery. The surgeon really does nothing with the patient at all, other than one appointment before the surgery to discuss risks, surgical choice etc, and maybe they’ll have an introductory appointment to sell themselves, or they’ll just give a talk at the group sessions most practices run as part of their program, by way of introduction. They are specialist surgeons, who normally don’t waste their time with their patients non surgical consults. You might get one follow up with the actual surgeon after the surgery, but the rest will most likely be handled by an on staff general practitioner (that specialises in obesity), or even just a nurse practitioner. WLS needs lifetime followups, but the actual surgeon is not usually the person that does them. The surgeon does surgery, and unless the practice GP sees a reason for a surgical consult, then there’s no need to waste their time with all the non-compliance bullshit of fatties regaining later down the track.

TLC really don’t show it like it is. Dr Nowzardin’s practice actually runs weight management classes and group sessions for his patients. We did glimpse it once in the Where Are They Now first series, because they showed both Melissa and Henry working for Dr Now in counselling roles. Melissa worked for him for many years after her surgery.

I think a lot of discussions are about Amber getting bariatric surgery. Even if we discount the psychological clearance, she would not pass the physical one. Amber was told repeatedly that she has sleep apnea, and would need to be treated for it. I am sure that other issues will crop up. She does not have the money. The surgery alone is $26k, but tests and other costs will need to be paid above this. She has shown no retrain in spending and Jade is not made of money too. She had already seen at least 3 surgeons and she could not get the surgery. I am not sure why she is seeing another one to be told the same thing. The only place she could get the surgery with no question asked is Mexico, and I am not sure she could afford it either.

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

I know the answer is "Amber hoards shit" but what's the fucking point in buying all those crystals that she thinks are sHoOo ByOoTeEfUeL and shoving them in a fucking drawer? At least display some of them you fucking mong.

She hordes X,Y, and Z purely for the dopamine hit of buying things. It aligns right along with her addict personality. Addicts cannot stand even the smallest amount of discomfort or boredom and need to be "fixed" 24x7

It really is hilarious that Ambo used the term 'sober' when referring to just not drinking for a year. Alcoholics get sober. Non-alchos just don't drink.

As far as amber's addictions go we know they are:
Food
Shopping
Attention

I may or may not have first hand experience with addiction/recovery and I can say this: About 90-95% of addicts will never ever hit their rock bottom. They will never have that "moment of clarity", as they say. That moment when they are 100% honest with themselves and say "huh, everything in my life is fucked and it's all because of me. I need help".

Without this singular critical moment of honesty they continue on their self destructive path until they are dead and/or alone. This is where Amber is and it is made all the worse by her being an absolute narc to boot. She is, for all intents and purposes, completely incapable of being honest with herself. And that is why this boring cunt is so fascinating to watch.