🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I can’t imagine her having an adult convo with someone that’s not under her control in some way.
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It’s been 1 week
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They definitely stopped talking to you.

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Now I might be tripping because my memory ain’t what it used to be but I could’ve sworn it was no take out for a month and any type of food you don’t prepare in your own home is considered take out Hambi :)
 
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I can’t imagine her having an adult convo with someone that’s not under her control in some way.
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It’s been 1 week
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They definitely stopped talking to you.

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Why the FUCK would anyone wanna interview FatAl? She is singularly stupid, uninformed, childish, and unremarkable...except for one thing--she is astoundingly FAT. Is that why all the journos are pounding on her door? To ask what it's like to be SO FUCKIN' FAT you have to turn sideways to fit through a door? Maybe it's to get the actual low down on how much you REALLY have to eat, every minute of every day, to end up heavier than a grizzly bear?

Come on FatAl, tell us why people wanted to interview you "countless" times.

I dunno, maybe it's the expert Legos...
 
Why the FUCK would anyone wanna interview FatAl? She is singularly stupid, uninformed, childish, and unremarkable...except for one thing--she is astoundingly FAT. Is that why all the journos are pounding on her door? To ask what it's like to be SO FUCKIN' FAT you have to turn sideways to fit through a door? Maybe it's to get the actual low down on how much you REALLY have to eat, every minute of every day, to end up heavier than a grizzly bear?

Come on FatAl, tell us why people wanted to interview you "countless" times.

I dunno, maybe it's the expert Legos...

I personally would absolutely love to watch her illiterate, hillbilly speaking backwards ass attempt to speak in a professional manner to a vastly different audience and get her fat ass handed to her. She wouldn't be able to lie herself out of that one.

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Now I might be tripping because my memory ain’t what it used to be but I could’ve sworn it was no take out for a month and any type of food you don’t prepare in your own home is considered take out Hambi :)

Yep sure was. It's super easy to make Indian food at home now too. They have jars of sauce just like spaghetti that you add your own vegetables and protein too. Just put it over rice and heat up your na'an (she would probably eat the entire bag) however you choose (griddle, oven, microwave) and you're good to go.
Indian food with heavy sauce is super calorie/fat dense in restaurant portions and are traditionally supposed to be eaten family style where everybody shares. Americans don't understand this concept though. So Al probably sits there and eats about 2500calories for her "authentic" food.
 
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Now I might be tripping because my memory ain’t what it used to be but I could’ve sworn it was no take out for a month and any type of food you don’t prepare in your own home is considered take out Hambi :)
But its not FAST FOOD. She does not eat fast food. She orders delivery from expensive sit down restaurants. Still take away, but not McDonalds. And because its not McDonalds, its totally healthy. Its AUTHENTIC Indian food and we all know Authentic Indian food is super healthy when you order it from a restaurant.
 
Amber orders Uber Eats all the way from INDIA?! WOW! That is SO worth it. Calories don't count if they travelled a million miles to get there, right?! Wait... what do you mean it's from the restaurant down the street? I thought it was authentic.. :(
 
Mr Snowflake is poking the bear again:
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Come on, Amber! Why are you wasting time with Justine when Mr Snowflake wants to tango?! Go and (verbally) bitchslap that sack off of his head! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
 
This bitch and her ridiculous lies are astounding.


How many times have you done this on camera? Making a nasty comment and then playing it off as a joke. Absolute retard she is. If you can't remember whether or not what you're about to say has been publicly documented (by yourself or others), simply shut the fuck up and save yourself the embarrassment.
It's also a direct passive-aggressive shot at Foodie Beauty. Chantal often says "just kidding, teehee" after she says something especially offensive. It's one of the tells that let observers know that she has actually just told the truth.
 
Hambo can max out victim points with Jade.

ALR is now a lesbian, morbidly obese, a foster child, a delicate bean with a torrent of mental health issues AND her girlfriend is black. I'm waiting for the day she starts accusing everyone of ''muh racism'' whenever a negative comment is made toward Grifty McGrift.
She'll do some binge-fueled mental gymnastics stretch the "muh racism" to apply to herself due to being in the vicinity of Jade, to max out her "oppresshun" bingo card. Even then she'll join some other bs movement to latch onto in the new year that she's cherry picked because she has some benign qualifying trait. At least she doesn't fake tics/DID.........yet
 
Q2: What's your sleep schedule like, and does it play a role in your weight loss?
A2: Amber has officially fixed her sleeping schedule (for the 20th time), and is so proud of that. "It's a little extreme" - waking up at 6am and going to sleep at 10pm and she feels like an old grandma with this sleeping schedule (which is the schedule of the average person who is productive in society). Better sleep makes you lose weight because you lose weight while sleeping, but don't do this because it's an unhealthy way of thinking.

This bitch would have to sleep like Rip FuckingVan Winkle to lose weight.

Q3: Why are you obsessed with decimals (regarding her weight)?
A3: Diagnosed with OCD by a professional. She has obsessive issues with numbers - and other things, but doesn't want to talk about it on YouTube. Two topics she doesn't want to discuss on YouTube: foster care, and OCD because of "backlash" (because she knows the audience would very quickly poke holes in her inconsistent stories large enough to drive a Mack truck through).

Oh, are we back to OCD instead of OCPD? I must have missed that transition somewhere.


Q4: Are you counting calories?
A4: NO. Not counting or thinking about calories or carbs. It's strictly just eating what's at home.

Ooooh. Will we be eating the spam salt licks? Or the family sized lasagna salt lick? Maybe a seasoning packet salt lick with a side of worthless ramen?

Here's a thought, Hamber: eat real food instead of processed, packaged crap. And stop dumping every herb ad spice you have on it.


Q5: How can you do WLS when you can't even stick to a diet.
A5: Amber finds this question to be humorous, because that is what WLS is for. It's for people who can't stick to a diet
All that big brain knowledge GeniusLynn has about WLS - including knowing all the info from that one WLS's place video - and she confidently says something absolutely inane. Shocking!

This week went really good, but she's going to allow herself take out after her weigh ins now. Her justification is that one meal is better than the 3 or even 4 times per day that she would have takeout. JANUARY GOAL: FAILED!!!
I laughed so hard at this. "I lost .1 pounds! MG,W, order a couple of pizzas, which I hate!"

She had normal human food with a normal human amount. Pictures or didn't happen.

If she means "normal US portions" I have some terrible news for her.

She's started eating her leftovers which she wouldn't do before (despite always insisting that she would when she 'meal prepped'). It's her OCD that wouldn't let her eat it because of fear of bacteria (but her food insecurity from her childhood is what makes her eat too much?)
Gasp! All those videos of slop soup/"chili" she would "save for later" were LIES??!!???

Someone fetch the smelling salts.

Amber thinks that waking up at 6am and going to bed at 10pm is an old-person sleep schedule.

She should just give in and force MG,W to get a new job she can do from home. Like phone sex.


Thrived? She didn't do shit there except sit on her fat ass all day long. Nobody there liked you, Hamber. There's no such thing as "fatphobia" except to you lardasses always looking for some excuse to cover for your failure to deal with the real world.


Why is she buying physical books when she has a kindle? You can use your library card to rent books from the library on kindle or if you want to buy them they’re usually cheaper. Or if you have a kindle unlimited subscription you have access to a ton of books for like $10 a month.

She doesn't read read. She listens to audiobooks. Unless it's banal "poetry" from the skinny influencers she so desperately wants to be where there's maybe 20-25 words a page.



The HAES movement, which Amber is certainly a follower, is telling all morbidly obese people that they should be able to do all activities that regularly sized people do. They creating a fool’s paradise, where their physical limitations is not because of them but because people are discriminating against them. Should Amber be able to bungee jumping, or are these operators fatphobic too?

I would pay good money to see that. Skydiving. Scuba diving. Mountaineering. ANYTHING more than the bare minimum.
 
Methinks the days of Amber falling down in the lake and little Twinkie swimming for her life are long gone.
 
This would be an act of bioterrorism. Please don't give her any ideas on how to take out a population.
What do you mean give her ideas? She already did this once. It was her idea already. I see that you're new here (join dates dont mean much with people losing accounts. I myself am on my third? over the years) but the fact you dont know this iconic scene really gives it away. Here is some homework for you new-fren.
https://youtu.be/V36c-Z3kwBE?t=295 cued up for you, but really watch the whole video, these molments should be committed to memory.

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Also FallLynn never got the memo that weebles wobble but dont fall down. the bitch cant stay upright.
 
I love that’s there’s entire compilation videos of things Hamber doesn’t do; she doesn’t lie, she never falls, she’s never rude to people, she has perfect grammar/pronunciation etc etc.
it’s great.
 
This would be an act of bioterrorism. Please don't give her any ideas on how to take out a population.
If Amber has bacteria nasty enough to trump whatever's in Lake Cumberland... wait. This is possible. Yikes.

Maybe Jade Francis can haul her up to the Ohio river and push her in. Imagine Amber wearing a red and white sweater, drifting along with the tide like a fishing bobber...

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Chikara Transformations did a video on Amber
Ilona's cat is a total adorable distraction. 10/10
 
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