🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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C’mon Amber, Chantal has been quiet for almost 24 hours - now is your time to shine Gorl!

(Wash fruit / veggies in soap? I’ll occasionally run them under the tap if I remember to and I ain’t dead yet…)
 
Surprised Pikachu said:
C’mon Amber, Chantal has been quiet for almost 24 hours - now is your time to shine Gorl!

(Wash fruit / veggies in soap? I’ll occasionally run them under the tap if I remember to and I ain’t dead yet…)
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Same. I do wash berries in a bowl with tiny bit of vinegar and water but everything else is just a quick wash under water.
Garden veggies get the shirt wipe and are eaten right then and there usually lol.
 
Boolean Bitch said:
I've also heard of people using vinegar. They swear that it also seems to extend the life of their fruits and vegetables - haven't tried it, so I can't say whether that's true or not, though.
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Wash your strawberries with vinegar and water -- the acetic acid in the vinegar helps kill the mold spores that quickly turn a carton of strawberries into a carton of fuzzy yuck.

More on topic: Can't wait to see what's in store in 2023 for our greasy 550 elbee bag of lymph fluid and scabs.
 
Even more 8008135 said:
Wash your strawberries with vinegar and water -- the acetic acid in the vinegar helps kill the mold spores that quickly turn a carton of strawberries into a carton of fuzzy yuck.
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Does this work for raspberries and blackberries? Or would it be too corrosive for thin-skinned berries? Those fuckers - especially organic - go nasty in a minute.

Back on topic of Amber and Jade and grapes and soap. There is a view that white people are, as a generality, disgustingly filthy in matters of personal, food, and household hygiene. It's unfortunate that an actually, notably, unhygienic white woman (amber) has witlessly waddled into this debate.
 
Friend of Dorothy Parker said:
Does this work for raspberries and blackberries? Or would it be too corrosive for thin-skinned berries? Those fuckers - especially organic - go nasty in a minute.

Back on topic of Amber and Jade and grapes and soap. There is a view that white people are, as a generality, disgustingly filthy in matters of personal, food, and household hygiene. It's unfortunate that an actually, notably, unhygienic white woman (amber) has witlessly waddled into this debate.
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I use vinegar water on all berries and I've never had any issues, and I believe they extend the life significantly. I also keep them in glass jars or a container with a paper towel to absorb excess liquid and they keep much longer!

Also this is just Amber fishing for interaction, as ridiculous as it may be or sound. But thats our gorl I suppose, she's definitely not known for her brain power even though she has a genius-level IQ. I guess I just don't understand intellect like she does. :(
 
Friend of Dorothy Parker said:
Does this work for raspberries and blackberries? Or would it be too corrosive for thin-skinned berries? Those fuckers - especially organic - go nasty in a minute.

Back on topic of Amber and Jade and grapes and soap. There is a view that white people are, as a generality, disgustingly filthy in matters of personal, food, and household hygiene. It's unfortunate that an actually, notably, unhygienic white woman (amber) has witlessly waddled into this debate.
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I do it to my berries. Very carefully lol.

Big Al gives 0 fucks. She’s a HUGE YouTube star in her mind and is just kinda overweight lolol. Anything she does is so corky.
 
Wow a whole page about how everyone washes their produce jfc no one cares

I'd be surprised anyone in that apartment uses soap at all but if it's going to be someone may as well be the maid. Plus, the sink isn't at the couch so it can't be Hamber.
 
Her next attempt at spurring interaction will be a debate about which way the roll of toilet paper goes on the holder - do you have it roll OVER the top? Or from underneath? I await her verdict with bated breath.
 
Sorry, continuing with off-topic veggie-washing sperging because I made a huge error in my last post, and I can't change it and it's making me twitchy. Peroxide does NOT break to water and loose hydrogen. It would if it had the composition of H3O, but doesn't. It's actually H2O2. So (2)H2O2 --> (2)H2O + (1)O2. It breaks down into water and oxygen.

Don't worry because 1) I know I'm an idiot, and 2) My work has NOTHING to do with chemistry, so the population is safe.

DefCon Dumb said:
Her next attempt at spurring interaction will be a debate about which way the roll of toilet paper goes on the holder - do you have it roll OVER the top? Or from underneath? I await her verdict with bated breath.
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Neither, Jade holds the roll in her hand so she has easy access for wiping Amber.


And just to bring this back on topic, let's see what Amber's (YouTube) audience thinks the answer is to this incredible grape-washing debate:
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Boolean Bitch said:
Sorry, continuing with off-topic veggie-washing sperging because I made a huge error in my last post, and I can't change it and it's making me twitchy. Peroxide does NOT break to water and loose hydrogen. It would if it had the composition of H3O, but doesn't. It's actually H2O2. So (2)H2O2 --> (2)H2O + (1)O2. It breaks down into water and oxygen.

Don't worry because 1) I know I'm an idiot, and 2) My work has NOTHING to do with chemistry, so the population is safe.


Neither, Jade holds the roll in her hand so she has easy access for wiping Amber.


And just to bring this back on topic, let's see what Amber's (YouTube) audience thinks the answer is to this incredible grape-washing debate:
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Who uses soap to clean her crack?

1. Becky
2. Becky
3. Becky

What were the other choices?

We know it ain't Hambutt or Jade, who definitely looks like she smells just as bad as Hambutt.
 
Boolean Bitch said:
Sorry, continuing with off-topic veggie-washing sperging because I made a huge error in my last post, and I can't change it and it's making me twitchy. Peroxide does NOT break to water and loose hydrogen. It would if it had the composition of H3O, but doesn't. It's actually H2O2. So (2)H2O2 --> (2)H2O + (1)O2. It breaks down into water and oxygen.

Don't worry because 1) I know I'm an idiot, and 2) My work has NOTHING to do with chemistry, so the population is safe.
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God, what a bunch of nerds on this here web site.

It's awesome.


Boolean Bitch said:
Neither, Jade holds the roll in her hand so she has easy access for wiping Amber.
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And it would take an entire roll to clean that trench of stank. I wonder if MG,W suits up in HAZMAT gear to perform that thankless task. With an O2 tank. Maybe trimix for the depth of that dive?

Boolean Bitch said:
And just to bring this back on topic, let's see what Amber's (YouTube) audience thinks the answer is to this incredible grape-washing debate:
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The comments are the best part of her nontent.
 
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TC-P said:
To be honest the entire off topic debate about how to wash produce is more riveting than BoringLynn's content.
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I recall a couple people asking if there is an Amber related Telegram chat. In all honesty, it’s probably two or even three years too late for it to be worth making one.

Amber’s fall in subscribers was caused by many factors. Her non-tent is the most obvious one, but I think Amber and Jade going after reactors and discussion groups save for KiwiFarms bit her in the shelf butt far more than she realizes. If you are a content creator, you depend on people talking about you to bring and develop an audience. That shouldn’t be confined to the content you create. By taking down all the YouTube and subreddit communities, the haydurs that did not migrate to and thrive here lost interest or were turned off to Amber entirely. What’s the point of discussing a creator if the creator forbids any discussion anywhere?

I could create a private chat, but her content is so nothing that we’ve been debating on how to wash produce because it’s more entertaining and interesting than Amber has been in awhile. Not to mention Amber is almost always MIA during January. Bore-ing.

Dance, piggy. Your livelihood depends on it.
 
Sweet sweet amberlynn. The one who charged her supporters 8 dollars a month to chat with her on livestream, ignored everyone and only answered superchats so that people would pay more money. Now that’s respect! D3BD787E-5939-407D-8F30-B761D2304595.jpeg

What a weird thing to say….
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Pointing_Pink_Yoshi said:
Bitch if you didnt have the luxury of lounging around and having your Negress fetch everything for you on your shelf ass all day and actually had to stand and move around your feet, knees, hips whole body would be screaming by the end of the day.
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Remember how much she used to whine and cry about her feet and legs being in constant pain when she worked with Destiny at the care home, and that was at least 100 el bees ago so God knows how hard she'd find it now. She couldn't even hold down her super-top-secret "government job", which from what I could gather was just sitting around typing all day and apparently even sitting made her back hurt. Gorl is fucked.
 
She's throwing in more tales of torture from her days of being in a girls home. She was FORCED to finish a strawberry yoghurt! At the age of TEN! Can you believe that shit guys. I don't think anyone's life has been filled with more trauma than dear ol' Albert.

The same shit happens in regular schools when you have dinner ladies on a power trip. It's not a special kind of abuse that only Hambo and her fellow parentless kids endured.
I also fucking doubt it mate, you couldn't finish your food, a yoghurt at that? We've seen how massive you were. Stop with the exaggerations. Is this also her way of solidifying her hatred of strawberry yoghurt, it's all down to this one supposed damaging event of being forced to consume it as a child?

Hm, she's claiming she's nothing like Chantal. Despite going through phases of trying to mimic her, she's pissy because Chantal has completely ditched her so NOW she's going to pretend she doesn't agree with her behaviour. Fuck off you flakey bellend.
 
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