🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Even more 8008135]

January 2023: Still a fat fucking loser.

 

[Chilli Soup]

'but it's DIFFERENT this time, you guiyz! there's no hard rules!'

Does this fat fucking pig never get sick of saying the same things over and over? Amber, what are you getting out of reliving this loop for the rest of your sick sad years? What are you trying to heal?

See, if she actually saw a fucking psychologist/psychiatrist/therapist/RATIONAL PARTNER, she'd be asked these questions. But, of course, she'd prefer to sit on her lardy gunty ass, typing on instagram with thumbs so fat they can't really hit the buttons and scream muhh i dainty!!! yall r phatfobik!!!!

Nobody is fatphobic. There's no such god damn thing. She's a boring, fat, narcissistic asshole. At least Chantal pays people to make herself seem interesting, but Amber can't get her chubby little pinkies out of your current gallon sized vat of McFlurry to send the funds. Unless they're to the Ever So Athletic Sex God Wipey! I bet she gets a nice steady wage. She hates her. We hate her. SHE WILL NEVER GIVE UP.

 

[Tony Martin's Force Ghost]

So last year's resolution video

This is notable because this is the first thumbnail with Jade in. Her previous videos had about 40-50k views so she really click-baited the fuck outta this.

To now and again about a 45% loss in viewership which actually trumped my original expectations of 35%. However, this is now applying the original 24-hour period and applying residual views. I think Amber has no choice but to post in January but wishes she could stay away. It would benefit her to go dark for a month like she used to but this shows how hard up for the money she really is.

I think now the audience is truly bored of her and it is just a few people now. If I was her I'd be bricking it because as soon as the Youtube dries Jade is fucking outta there and Amber knows this.

Even this time last it was bad but this is Chantal levels, remember Chantal keeps relevant by spamming live streams multiple times a day so, in theory, 14k x 2 = 28k x 2 (days) = 56k. In theory, she is on a similar playing field as Al. Amber does this every 3 or 4 I believe the every other day format is dead too.

I think her channel is going to go very similar to lifebyJen's and it's going to be constant health talk, health talk, health talk. It will start off with a small increase but soon scare a lot off. I do think it is impossible for her to come back though because there is Alicia Doherty who is manic as ever and Chantal. Alicia's commentary is really varied and light whilst Amber's is boring. Chantal too is approaching a massive time too and Amber does not have the chops to compete with it. Alicia too pumps multiple videos like Chantal which drowns out Amber's pushing her to afterthought levels.

Here is proof

If you look at Zm's content he spams Amber's videos until vlogmas is over and as soon as straight to Chantal's content and his views are much more consistent. Same with Alex anything Amber related goes on death ears but others even a Jen video gain way more interest. These are the 2 main reactors too. OhLordyit'sJordy has stated that Amber is failing to grab interest and he is seeking alternatives. Note Alex's chat in streams will boo Amber content and he has last few weeks veered from Amber for long periods.

I can guarantee this too the second reactors start dropping Amber her views drop because their routine is a) watch Amber's video on her channel then b) wait for the reactor because they want the reactor's view and actually don't care about her.

I think she does not truly realize how fucked up the river actually is. She cannot even get out of it either because historically in periods where she loses weight, her views decline by quite a lot. She keeps spamming non-tent thinking it gets engagement but it actually does not get engagement.

 

[Trees]

I'm going to assume Jade's the creten in that uses to soap to wash her grapes since Amber likes to use polls to make Jade look like shit. "C'mon guyz, it's not that weird! Obviously I, with a 135 IQ, would never do such a thing, but we all love that for her!"

Wait, when did she first bring up being on a psych ward?

I can't actually remember the first time she said that, but I'm sure she did once tell the story about how she was in the psych ward when she was a teen. Probably one of the times she was going on about how she's scared to sleep alone. So if it's a lie she's been telling it for a long time, but I wouldn't be surprised if she was, because if you throw a massive fit as a foster teen they're just going to institutionalize/medicate the kid.

 

[FatalTater]

Teen Amber probably tried that "Binge Monster" bullshit and her adult handlers correctly judged her to be nuts and put her in the looney bin.

Unless she starts putting out interesting content her channel may be doomed. I think she's gonna have to hire a group of friends to film, because nobody wants to watch an aging lardball lie and act stupid.
There are cuter, more interesting fatties out there, and there are honest fatties showing weight loss.
Does anyone search for "32 Year Old Liar Acts Like A Toddler For 15 Minutes" on YouTube these days?
Okay so there's probably at least one person, but that one isn't going to make up for the rest of us that won't bother watching Amber's foolishness.

 

[BBygorls_Laayggs]

She mentioned being in a psych ward when she told a “friend” that she was suicidal or something and she got admitted. That’s where the infamous story of some chick trying to fuck her and moaning her name , and also having a clit piercing which she proceeded to rip out.
According to amber.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Even her “ultimate weight goal” is obese. She wants to be 190. Because she thinks being a “healthy weight” looks unhealthy.

Still morbidly obese actually.

January 2023: Still a fat fucking loser.

January 2024: Even fatter fucking loser.

 

[Trees]

January 2024: Even fatter fucking loser.

January 2025: Dead

Epitaph: Skinny people die too

 

[Pointing_Pink_Yoshi]

It seems like the her brief stint of being able to coast on her youth is finally coming to an end. Her body is going to start disintegrating at a faster rate now. It was baffling to me that she was outraged that she had teachers who would dare to ask her if her knees and ankles hurt when she was a in Newspaper Class High School and she couldn’t understand why they would be asking such a thing when she “does have any pain in her joints”

Bitch if you didnt have the luxury of lounging around and having your Negress fetch everything for you on your shelf ass all day and actually had to stand and move around your feet, knees, hips whole body would be screaming by the end of the day.

 

[the weeknd warrior]

I'm going to assume Jade's the creten in that uses to soap to wash her grapes since Amber likes to use polls to make Jade look like shit. "C'mon guyz, it's not that weird! Obviously I, with a 135 IQ, would never do such a thing, but we all love that for her!"

You don't have to assume. There's been a myriad of TikToks with black women washing anything from chicken to collard greens in the sink with dish soap. This is her low IQ racist shelf ass playing off of those videos not realizing that she's crossing a line by insisting upon a stereotype. As I said earlier, these two piles of lard have no idea what grapes even are.

 

[Trees]

There's been a myriad of TikToks with black women washing anything from chicken to collard greens in the sink with dish soap.

Now that you mention it, I do remember a tiktok of a black woman filling her sink with chicken and bleach. Huh.

 

[I call shenanigans]

You don't have to assume. There's been a myriad of TikToks with black women washing anything from chicken to collard greens in the sink with dish soap.

I’ve never heard of this so just assumed it was ever so quirky Amber, who we know washes her raw chicken.

Seriously…people do that? I’ll take a dedicated scrubbing brush to my home grown root vegetables, and rinse others. Seriously shocked though at dishwashing soap on veggies.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

She mentioned being in a psych ward when she told a “friend” that she was suicidal or something and she got admitted. That’s where the infamous story of some chick trying to fuck her and moaning her name , and also having a clit piercing which she proceeded to rip out.
According to amber.

Yeah, no. No fucking way. Pretty much any psych ward will make you remove all piercings and jewelry when you get admitted. That clit piercing would be immediately taken out during the strip search. Not to mention that you can't so much as take a shit for longer than a minute before someone will come in asking if you're okay. I'm sure some idiots will try to fuck and even be able to get away with it, but Amber is not smart enough to pull that off. What a shitty tall tale.

Now that you mention it, I do remember a tiktok of a black woman filling her sink with chicken and bleach. Huh.

I once had a black roommate that used bleach and Lysol on everything, and then get pissed when I'd air out our room because the vapors from her leaving a bucket of that shit for hours in a closed room would fuck up my lungs so bad. Most of my most germaphobic customers also tend to be black women. Not just gloves plus mask and shield, but also cleaning scanners with cleaning wipes or Lysol they brought into the store or insisting that I must clean the belt in front of them before I do my thing. I wonder if it's a residual cultural thing from when black women often could only get work as housekeepers.

 

[Clown Baby]

Seriously…people do that? I’ll take a dedicated scrubbing brush to my home grown root vegetables, and rinse others. Seriously shocked though at dishwashing soap on veggies.

Washing food, especially meat, with soap is very much a black cultural thing. Ambie thinks she's just dunking on her bayyyyy-buhhhhh for being stupid, but she's ackshully being lowkey rayciss, love that for her.

 

[Free the Pedos]

I wash fruits and vegetables with a drop of dish soap in a big bowl of water because I’m under the impression that vegetable wash is just very diluted soap. NB: am not black. I had no idea it was a black thing.

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

From what she is saying, besides having a fancy new colourful diary, she does not have a plan other than trying to eat "normal" portions, whatever it means for Amber. Amber probably expects to have bariatric surgery to meet the goal. She already said that she met the psychotherapy portion by having a HAES psychologist, and Jade is saving, as we speak, the surgery cost. What else can go wrong?

No, she's "allowing" herself to eat "normal' portions and foods. She is an empowered HAES QUEEN. Get it straight, fat-phobe.

 

[BBygorls_Laayggs]

I wash fruits and vegetables with a drop of dish soap in a big bowl of water because I’m under the impression that vegetable wash is just very diluted soap. NB: am not black. I had no idea it was a black thing.

bby gorrrrl.... just use baking soda...........

 

[lol cow supreme]

Hamber got a taste of Ubereats in 2019 during her immobile feeder staycation in Lexington. This had such a lasting impression on her that her main goal now was to ditch the fags and their gaycare and move to the big city.

I remain convinced to this day that the only reason she moved to Lexington is because it was a more convient location food wise. She’s also close to more medical facilities which allows her to doctor shop for her issues related to being FAT which is good for her I guess

Cheesecake Factory is across the street from her apartment/shopping complex with her apartment. Theres also a ton of food within normal person walking distance. She is at "The Henry" in the lower middle. If you were to zoom in on the map there are a tone more restaurants

Seriously…people do that? I’ll take a dedicated scrubbing brush to my home grown root vegetables, and rinse others. Seriously shocked though at dishwashing soap on veggies.

If you rinse off any sudsy dish soap, you can put scrub brushes in the top rack of the dishwasher. Clean as new. Then you dont even need a dedicated one. Just wash it like a regular dish. As long as they arent a wooden handle they should be good.

bby gorrrrl.... just use baking soda...........

Black people use baking soda for a different trick when cooking around the house...

 

[Boolean Bitch]

I wash fruits and vegetables with a drop of dish soap in a big bowl of water because I’m under the impression that vegetable wash is just very diluted soap. NB: am not black. I had no idea it was a black thing.

I believe some of those washes actually contain hydrogen peroxide (though I may be mistaken). Peroxide is used as it's a cheap and effective disinfectant which just breaks down into water and loose hydrogen (trace amounts; you won't recreate the Hindenburg disaster in your kitchen). It's also often used in first aid kits as a substitute to iodine (people swear it burns less on wounds and doesn't leave the rust coloured stains - though it can potentially bleach clothing). It's also cheap, and found in the same grocery and drug store isles that you would find rubbing alcohol and iodine. If washing vegetables with peroxide interests you, there are many sources online, found by typing "hydrogen peroxide vegetable wash". To my knowledge, it's just diluting peroxide with water, spraying it on the fruits and vegetables, and then washing them off with water (but look online to get the proper peroxide:water ratio).

bby gorrrrl.... just use baking soda...........

I've also heard of people using vinegar. They swear that it also seems to extend the life of their fruits and vegetables - haven't tried it, so I can't say whether that's true or not, though.


[No shame to Jade (or anyone) who feels the need to wash their produce, but I think bleach causes more harm than good. And there are probably cleaner rinsing alternatives to dish soap for produce, but the tiny bit of soap is probably no big deal].

You just KNOW that now that people are going to run to her channel and say that making fun of Wipey for this is 'lowkey racist' and definitely a 'micro-aggression', Amber is going to try and convince everyone that she's a gworky gorl and it was actually AMBER who washes grapes in soap. You know, despite the YEARS of video evidence of Amber buying 'prewashed' and individually plastic-wrapped veggies to avoid washing them. She also eats off of paper plates to avoid washing dishes. Amber HOARDS soap; she doesn't actually USE soap.

 

[FatalTater]

I wonder of how many of y'all out here washing food in detergent are getting mysterious cases of diarrhea, just out of the blue no idea what happened.

If you have to use anything stronger than a little vinegar to prevent bacteria from spreading, maybe get food from reputable sources instead of rooting through dumpsters and bringing home roadkill.