🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Ayygs and Layygs said:
Oof she looks rough. I'm not sitting through her bullshit weight q&a which she'll inevitably cry fatphobia about. I'm assuming it's all narrative changes and nonsense anyway. Does she purposefully film at an upward angle, though? Is it to show off her chins or to try to prove she has a neck?
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Best angle for slimming filters, if she filmed from the shitbuns down it'd just process her as a mountain of lard. Funny enough, this is the same reason infants and toddlers are repulsed by amorphous blobs, they have no idea what they're looking at. They don't register as people.
 
I doubt she makes much at all, if any. No sponsored posts, no reels and little to no interaction on the posts she does have up without a growing follower base - she's suck on the YewTewbz
 
I am not getting fooled again this year that she really wants to lose weight.

So, let’s pretend she starves herself (translation - eats like a people) for 3 years, losing the 120 lbs goal each year, she will still be obese for her height. Not even she can fool herself anymore that it is worth it. And for what, to still be considered fat after those 3 years?

But worry not, she has a plan: drawing hearts on a jar, guise.
 
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If Amberlynn could make one change that would cause her to drop weight, it would be moving to a place that the delivery apps don't service (or that has super limited options). Moving to Lexington might literally have been the worst idea she ever had.
 
I don't care how much weight she manages to lose (or gain) this year. Everything shes been vlogging about right now is soooo boring that I'm just waiting for the next inevitable health scare.
 
Botched Tit Job said:
If Amberlynn could make one change that would cause her to drop weight, it would be moving to a place that the delivery apps don't service (or that has super limited options). Moving to Lexington might literally have been the worst idea she ever had.
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Hamber got a taste of Ubereats in 2019 during her immobile feeder staycation in Lexington. This had such a lasting impression on her that her main goal now was to ditch the fags and their gaycare and move to the big city.

I remain convinced to this day that the only reason she moved to Lexington is because it was a more convient location food wise. She’s also close to more medical facilities which allows her to doctor shop for her issues related to being FAT which is good for her I guess
 
Here is my yearly list of AMber's resolutions:

2014: Starting weight: 377 pounds Goal: 300 pounds (loss of 77 pounds)

2015: Starting weight: 385 pounds Goal: 370 pounds (loss of 15 pounds)

2016: Starting weight: 450 pounds Goal: 330 pounds (loss of 120 pounds)

2017: Starting weight: 485 pounds Goal: 385 pounds (loss of 100 pounds)

2018: Starting weight: 489 pounds Goal: No goal for the year but she will try to lose weight

2019: Starting weight: 560 pounds Goal: 400 pounds (loss of 160 pounds)

2020: Starting weight: 572 pounds Goal: 445 pounds (loss of 127 pounds)

2021: Starting weight: 527 pounds Goal: 427 pounds (loss of 100 pounds)

2022: Starting weight: 505 pounds Goal: 350 pounds (loss of 155 pounds)

and finally:

2023: Starting weight: 520 pounds Goal: 400 pounds (loss of 120 pounds)

From what she is saying, besides having a fancy new colourful diary, she does not have a plan other than trying to eat "normal" portions, whatever it means for Amber. Amber probably expects to have bariatric surgery to meet the goal. She already said that she met the psychotherapy portion by having a HAES psychologist, and Jade is saving, as we speak, the surgery cost. What else can go wrong?
 
Ben Lurkin' said:
All I ask for is that when JadeMG,WipeyFromNYC leaves she creates a channel and runs vidyas of Hamber gorging at midnight taken from three vantages of carefully placed, hidden, long-running, night-vision kitchen spy cameras.*

*...with NO slimming filters.
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Show layyyyyyggggssssss and feet/toes/toenails in HD compilation.

WHHHUUUUTTT??
 
BenDover said:
I am not getting fooled again this year that she really wants to lose weight.

So, let’s pretend she starves herself (translation - eats like a people) for 3 years, losing the 120 lbs goal each year, she will still be obese for her height. Not even she can fool herself anymore that it is worth it. And for what, to still be considered fat after those 3 years?

But worry not, she has a plan: drawing hearts on a jar, guise.
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Even her “ultimate weight goal” is obese. She wants to be 190. Because she thinks being a “healthy weight” looks unhealthy.
I don’t fucking know. I clearly don’t know nutrition like she does.
 
Those stupid hearts in a jaw and coloring out the little boxes. First, that’s shit you use to motivate a fukken toddler. Second, how do you UN draw that stupid heart when you GAIN that weight back, Amber?

How do you UNCOLOR your stupid box when you gain the pound back?

You don’t.
 
caffeinated_pirate said:
Those stupid hearts in a jaw and coloring out the little boxes. First, that’s shit you use to motivate a fukken toddler. Second, how do you UN draw that stupid heart when you GAIN that weight back, Amber?

How do you UNCOLOR your stupid box when you gain the pound back?

You don’t.
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This is the best part. If anything cut out tiny hearts and use rubber cement to adhere. Orrrr take it off when she inevitably gains it back.
What happens when she gains more than looses? Ghost hearts? Punch out hearts and hope to keep a patch on?
Nah pretend it doesn’t exist. I give her 7 weeks of bullet journaling

Edit: I will admit to loving a new yearly planner and a 6 pack of gel pens.
But I also have a lot more going on in my life because I am not barren. Lol. Fuck youuuuuuuu big al. I can’t wait to see what happens this year and I’m forever happy the site is working-ish.
 
Mekahineyho said:
Still pretending to have friends
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Yes, it's all the viewers' fault! There isn't anything about Hamber that could possibly contribute in any way, shape, or form (and lezbereal here, those three words are entirely too apt in this situation type deal molment) to the perception people have of her. For shame, you doubting shitlords, for shame.


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Laughed at this after her video today. Fave current snack is pringles
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I recall her telling us how she would eat a stack of pringles, complete with cartoon-like noise. This was in the gaycare era, and I'm not gong to get it. Some other historian will pull it from the archives/

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What a great summary of her primary issue. "Nah, mange, I ain't reaching no final goal - unless it's the FINAL COUNTDOOOWWWWWN! Dee de deeeee dooo, dede de de deeeh...."

Groundhog year, Hamber version.
 
BBygorls_Laayggs said:
Even her “ultimate weight goal” is obese. She wants to be 190. Because she thinks being a “healthy weight” looks unhealthy.
I don’t fucking know. I clearly don’t know nutrition like she does.
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We clearly don’t know nutrition, because 190 might be healthy for a 6’3” man.
Is like saying my dream is to work very hard, so someday I’ll make enough money to be considered dirt poor, because i don’t like the pictures on the of banknotes.
How is that motivating, and how delusional do you have to be, to see a healthy body as unhealthy? But maybe we don’t know psychology like she do either.
 
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These two fat shits don't even know what grapes look like. Hamu saw this on TikTok and got one of her big ideas on how to get engagement.
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Well, her latest video has only 36k views in a day. In 2020, her New Year's resolution video garnered 147k views. But what do I know? I do not know YouTube as Amber does.
 
She's saying on Instagram that she loved camping as a child? When would she have had the chance to camp during her oh so neglectful, traumatic childhood?
It's such a stupid fucking thing to lie about.

People are still trying to play along with the MUH ANXIETY excuse for Hambo not being able to talk like a normal human being.

Wait, when did she first bring up being on a psych ward? I guess it must be another one of her ''I'm so troubled and deep'' attention seeking tales.
 
Let's see if things are better now/yet. Side note - nothing against Hospice at all, because goddamn, I could not do that job, but hey, admissions nurse, how about easing off on the gallon of perfume you put on to try to cover the antiseptic smell. Who do you think you are, Hamber with her eight million dollar perfume collection?

I have not watched Hamlard's NY resolution crap, because we all know the drill, and even talking shit at her for being repetitive is repetitive at this point.

I do love the fact that in a complete calendar year moving into another new year, having set a goal of getting to 350 pounds, she managed a grand total of....one. You know, Hamber, people would still watch you if you gave up the charade and gave in to your true love and starting porking out. You could still not use all those fucking planners, too. Just hold one up, tell us your goal is to gain turty pund by end of dis munt, and say you're going to log all your food and not do that part. See? you don't need to change anything except to drop the performative bullshit you layer on like it's the makeup you're troweling on your face. You'd make a lot more money than you're making right now, guaranteed.
 
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