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Got sick of the ALR pic, look at this cat instead.
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That's the impression I got. No desire whatsoever to view that shitshow.
Quoting myself to give a final count on how much was spent on vlogmas this year:"Faline wants me to lose weight more than I probably want to lose weight."
I mean, by definition that's obviously true, given that Amber doesn't want to lose weight. (Or at least doesn't want to put in the effort to, so same result.) But if Jade really wanted Amber to lose the weight, you'd think that she'd nix the daily Christmas gift idea and instead hand Amber a check made out to Georgetown Bariatrics, or whichever other weight loss clinic Amber's pretending to actually be interested.
With that said, these are the gifts they've purchased each other with the money Amber's meant to be saving up for surgery:
Day 1 - Jade: Play-Doh Advent Calendar - $21.99
Day 2 - Amber: Dog Page-A-Day Gallery Calendar - $17.99
Day 3 - Jade: Burt's Bees Classics Set - $25.00
Day 4 - Amber: JKSHMYT Weight Hula Hoop (cyan) - $13.99
Day 5 - Jade: Hasbro Jenga Classic - $10.27
Day 6 - Amber: REEMER LED Strip Lights - $16.99
Day 7 - Jade: Cleverfry Shower Steamers - $21.99
Day 8 - Amber: Binbok Switch Controller - $39.99
Day 9 - Jade: 76 Elf Scratch-Off Cards - $2.00 each, presumably $152.00 for the book
Day 10 - Amber: The General's Hot Sauce, Maple Mayhem with 3-Star Gift Box - $56.99
Day 11 - Jade: Lite-Brite - $11.62
Day 12 - Amber: Sneaker Freaker: The Ultimate Sneaker Book - $36.79 (with coupon; originally $45.98 )
Day 13 - Jade: Various Mini-Brands:
Jade's Total: $293.84
- 5 Surprise Mini-Brands Series 1, 2-Pack - $10.99
- 5 Surprise Mini-Brands Series 2, 2-Pack - $11.99
- 5 Surprise Mini-Brands Series 3, 2-Pack - $14.00
- 5 Surprise Mini-Brands Series 4, 2-Pack - $13.99
Amber's Total: $182.74
Combined Total: $476.58, with eleven days of spending to go!
Maybe some of these were purchased elsewhere, maybe some were bought on sale, but even so, the total is likely still around that amount.
So as always: still boring, still fat. (And additionally: still wasting money on stupid shit.)
Not sure how throwing away a good chunk of money (enough to make a nice dent in weight loss surgery costs) on a truckload of mass-produced plastic and polyester (but I repeat myself) garbage that will almost certainly wind up in either a landfill or a Lexington, KY Goodwill within the year is considered "creative," but I guess that's just me. And as always: it's nobody's business if you keep it to yourself. If you make it a central focus of your mind-numbingly boring videos, it's fair game.Some fat retard said:"You say that you don't have enough money for weight loss surgery, but you keep buying gifts."
I'm actually really glad I got this one, because this one is annoying.
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Being able to do vlogmas, and have a fun and creative holiday with my girlfriend, versus dropping twenty-five thousand; there is a really large, big difference.
If Amber were alive during the Great Depression Era, she wouldn't be able to maintain her freakshow girth. Having to prioritize nutrition over taste for survival? Sugar unavailable? NO DOORDASH?! The Binge Monster(TM) would magically disappear.How unfortunate for Amber that she wasn’t alive, say, during the Great Depression era. She would have made some good coin as a freakshow act. Basically the same job, but back then the audience could gawk and leer and laugh in person rather than through a screen. How fun would that be! And you wouldn’t even have those pesky fatphobic reaction channels, either! Our quirky gorl surely was born in the wrong generation.
Come one, come all, to witness the Giant Gorl! A true planet sized adult toddler, alive and breathing… for now!
That was her entire intent with the episode, don't spike your blood pressure over it. She's been maxing out at 46K (and that's her best video after over a week), and is doing everything she can for engagement.Vlogmas 23 legitimately made me angry just now.
Christmas Eve, I'm tryin' ta be festive here, and now my jaw is clenched and my hands are lidurally shaking liek omg.
To quote Amber -
"Kiwifarms? It is such a vile, vile area to be... For anyone to be able to look at me and say 'You're a bad person' or whatever it may be and support places like Kiwi Farms, you're nothing but hypocrite. Period."
If this stupid bitch drops dead suddenly this weekend I will happily take the credit for wishing it upon her.
She just hates that we can see her and help other people see what she is. Period.
I took a peek at a few of her videos.
I found it funny that the picture she chose was when Amber was at her absolute fatest. And I don't know if it's just me, but that stupid picture ALWAYS reminds me of that time where she clickbaited suicide and enraged her audience, because her video the very next day had that annoying intro with this picture.That's the impression I got. No desire whatsoever to view that shitshow.
I see a bunch of ambabies in the comments of the exchange vid talking about how the picture thing with Twonk was just so charming and sweet and made them cry. Ugh. Such hard work plucking that image off one of her ever-changing terrible intros and having some service slap it on a board!
Those same people are falling over themselves to congratulate her on finishing something. When even your supporters are amazed that you did the bare minimum for your job, that's fucking loserville territory.
The betting is already starting as to whether MG,W will be around at this point in 2023. Hell, the way Hamber's channel is tanking, she might not be around herself.
This baffles me, too, and I find myself constantly changing my opinion between this being some sort of grift/long-con, and Jade being as profoundly retarded as Amber. After seeing Jade's gingerbread house, I'm now leaning towards the latter.Still fat. Still boring. Still not showing Jade's face. If she does propose will it be a disembodied voice off camera?
I don't get what Jade's endgame is anymore. She's wasting so much money on crap for hamber it's not the money (not that alr has any at this point). It's obviously not clout because no one gives a fuck about hamber. I don't buy this "we have all the sex in all the ways" bullshit being spewed either. Is it possible these two retards with a combined vocabulary of 10 words are actually into each other or is there another something I'm missing?...
...PS: Merry Christmas degenerates. I hope you all have a good day.
She's not going after WLS bc she simply doesn't care about it more than she cares about eating. I'm sure the very thought of not being able to eat as much lip-smacking, eye-rolling food as she does now has zero appeal.I am not sure what’s left for Amber to do. She said that bariatric surgery is not certain in her usually cryptic way. It probably mean that she was told by the clinic that she needs to have both physical and psychological evaluations even before starting to look at surgery. We all know and she knows that it is not happening, so there is no point of saving money for it.
She mentioned on Instagram thar she is not ready to get married. Of course she is, but it is not in Jade’s plans. Jade has been there long enough to know that Amber is not going to change and will become more and more disabled. They are not sleeping together, they are not sleeping at the same time, and they do not have much in common. It is just a question of time before Amber annoys Jade enough before she calls it quit.
I can’t see her views getting much better after vlogmas. She tried every clickbait possible and nothing really worked. Vlogmas was probably her worst idea; it was concentrated shite that probably turned off a lot of her views. Her New Year resolutions will be a laugh, but not much else will be enjoyable in 2023.
I will say it. I will never understand why this Lardass thinks that she has a 'pretty face'. Probably average for Kentucky ( which is probably why she's still there) but she claims to be a CaLiGorLL and bitch.... we would eat her fucking alive here.
And still morbidly obese.Beauty is in the beholder, or in Hamber's case the food holder.
Take away 350 lbs., you'd still have a wonky-eyed, poop bun, unhygienic, 13 year old mentality, obnoxious retard... with no tits.
This may just be crazy talk, but could Amber's recent and rapid weight gain be part of her plan here? She has shown over the years that she can get back down to low 500 numbers (like 490s-510s) relatively easily when properly motivated. She did it in early 2020 with Becky when she didn't have her own personal UberEats driver. She did it again in late 2021 to rope in Jade, and has been flucuating around 500 since (possibly to keep Jade around). Could she be rapidly gaining so she can be big for the appointment, rapidly lose to some 500+ number under the supervision of the doctor, thinking she would then get approved before she has to actually get uncomfortable with weightloss?And still morbidly obese.
While I'm not a member, Kicking Geese and Narc Alert's discord, downloaded the Georgetown Bariatrics information session and watch partied it after Amber mentioned sending an email for a link. Kicking Geese has shown a screen shot of the advice they give to prepare pre-appointment (pre 1st appointment that is) and Amber has done none of it. While I don't know exactly what that information session said, I have a pretty good idea. Amber already knows she'll be turned away before she even gets started, and that's why she's been gaining ever since. For the time being she's given up. Sure she'll put up some new year's resolution video to draw in the views, but even she knows she can't do it herself, and no one is going to give her that magic bullet WLS because she couldn't change her eating habits even if she could afford the surgery, and Dr Smith is very likely ruing the day he ever got involved with TLC and the Slaton's so he's not plugging to get Amber her own show...and I do believe that was her intention when she choose that clinic.
I'll admit it's possible, but I think it's unlikely. I've definitely known folk who'll deliberately gain weight before a first appointment, but in those cases it's actually to hit the magic BMI =40 so their insurers will approve based on their BMI alone because it's weight at first visit that counts. I don't know if Amber has filled out any preliminary information to the clinic, but if she has then she'd be setting off alarm bells if she's gained more weight since then. She has a regular Dr now, and medical records that can be checked. An eating disorder is an exclusion, and she absolutely admits to that, including admitting to a pyschologist (and a psychiatrist) whose medical records she really can't ignore. The bariatric surgeon will hit up everyone that's treated her recently, and assuming they have computerised record keeping in Kentucky, he can very likely access all her pathology and radiology reports as well. She really can't hide...and I'm not even talking about what she's shown on her channel because the surgeon won't waste his time with that shit.This may just be crazy talk, but could Amber's recent and rapid weight gain be part of her plan here? She has shown over the years that she can get back down to low 500 numbers (like 490s-510s) relatively easily when properly motivated. She did it in early 2020 with Becky when she didn't have her own personal UberEats driver. She did it again in late 2021 to rope in Jade, and has been flucuating around 500 since (possibly to keep Jade around). Could she be rapidly gaining so she can be big for the appointment, rapidly lose to some 500+ number under the supervision of the doctor, thinking she would then get approved before she has to actually get uncomfortable with weightloss?
I mean, I know it sounds crazy, but Amber comes up with crazy schemes. If she gets back to 466lbs and tells the doctor, "I'm down 106.4 lbs from my highest weight", the doctor will probably see it as older weight loss and want her to get down to 420lbs or something - which she'll fail at. If she puffs up to 550lbs before she sees the doctor, then gets down to 505lbs, maybe she thinks the doctor will believe she's committed to the process and will approve her at 500lbs? I know that all of this is irrelevant, as she won't pass any psych evaluation, but Amber may have very well already just memory-holed that part of the weight loss surgery process - or thinks she'll be able to work her way around it later.