🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Chilli Soup said:
I get the feeling she heard the word 'lemon' and immediately thought fruit = healthy with no regard for nutrition.
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If you want a healthy alternative to chips-that does exist. Take kale leaves, season them (put them in a mixture of vinegar, some drops of olive oil, salt,herbs), then dry them until crispy (i.e in the oven).

Of course, our hamplanet would never try that.
 
TexasRanger said:
About:

lemon plantain chips​

380 calories for 2.5 Oz.
Not really a healthy alternative to anything.
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Even that would still fattens Hamberlard. Also retarded thinking, lard.
She still thinks that lemon’s benefits are equal as all fruits. I may think that she can’t handle the lemon plantains’ sourness, but still eats it anyway.
 
Think I'm gonna have to update my guess in the Megafat Death Pool.

Personally don't know anything about this behemoth, but she ded at 37 from "heart complications.' I'm going to assume Hamber knows who it is given her inspirations on YouTube.

Perusing this article, this heffalump managed to bloat to an incredible 846 FUCKING POUNDS before she backed down to a svelte 400 ellbees.

Anybody know who this is? (Be sure to check out the Gallery for sexy time pictures).

www.tmz.com

'Super Sized Salon' Star Jamie Lopez Dead at 37 After Heart Complications

Jamie Lopez, the driving force behind Babydoll Beauty Couture and star of "Super Sized Salon" has died ... TMZ has learned.
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Neither Hamber nor Jade can be bothered to even put something on the shelf? It looks like these retards just throw stuff wherever. I don't understand how a pantry gets THAT disgusting so quickly with someone who swears she loves to clean and organize. I did enjoy that there was (I think) 1 box of WW snacks left in there and she got rid of them. So that huge ass box was indeed all eaten even though she said she still has them. Color me shocked.
She either weighs more now, or she was lying about her weight a couple years ago. There is no way there's a 40 pound difference. She's absolutely massive.
I'm more and more convinced Jade is not only a feeder but gets off watching her struggle. Gas giant lynn has issues putting together that damn house or cleaning her stuff but is doing it. I fully believe it's because of the disgusting dynamics of their relationship.

caffeinated_pirate said:
She’s going through all her past vlogmas…es and blaming us for the years she didn’t finish them. How is shoving a camera in your face and talking about yourself soooo difficult that you need to quit?
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What's weird is that there are probably parts of her audience who have literally not been around long enough to see her finish one, but she can't seem to understand that. It's just people being mean and harassing her over her mentulz and the worst super flu ever.

dfranki723 said:
This dumb cunt is admitting within the first few minutes of her video that she doesn't view Youtube as her job.

''I don't have a reason anymore''.
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Imagine being an adult and quitting your job (or threatening to) because pEoPlE aRe MeAn. It's okay though. Remember her saying she could go get another job without any issue?

TexasRanger said:
About:

lemon plantain chips​

380 calories for 2.5 Oz.
Not really a healthy alternative to anything.
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The only thing this sped sees is that it's plantain so obviously it's healthy. Forget that it's fried and a serving is ~10% of the recommended daily fat intake. Just waste calories on snacks and pretend it's healthy.
 
If Amber is disappointed in herself over the 521 on the scale it's because she was hoping for 600 by now.

Full body shot in the thumbnail, no shoes, walking around, bending over to clean stuff... Totally meaningless and is in no way a sign of desperation. Nope.
 
Slappy McGherkin said:
Think I'm gonna have to update my guess in the Megafat Death Pool.

Personally don't know anything about this behemoth, but she ded at 37 from "heart complications.' I'm going to assume Hamber knows who it is given her inspirations on YouTube.

Perusing this article, this heffalump managed to bloat to an incredible 846 FUCKING POUNDS before she backed down to a svelte 400 ellbees.

Anybody know who this is? (Be sure to check out the Gallery for sexy time pictures).

www.tmz.com

'Super Sized Salon' Star Jamie Lopez Dead at 37 After Heart Complications

Jamie Lopez, the driving force behind Babydoll Beauty Couture and star of "Super Sized Salon" has died ... TMZ has learned.
www.tmz.com www.tmz.com
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Yeah, I posted the article in A&N last night. There's a coupla Youtube videos about her bustdown ghetto "salon." She NEVER gets out of the chair even ONCE.

This is where Hambutt is headed.
 
FatalTater said:
If Amber is disappointed in herself over the 521 on the scale it's because she was hoping for 600 by now.

Full body shot in the thumbnail, no shoes, walking around, bending over to clean stuff... Totally meaningless and is in no way a sign of desperation. Nope.
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Seriously, just go back to Muk Bangs. What do you have to lose? You’re eating three horses a day anyway.
 
TexasRanger said:
If you want a healthy alternative to chips-that does exist. Take kale leaves, season them (put them in a mixture of vinegar, some drops of olive oil, salt,herbs), then dry them until crispy (i.e in the oven).

Of course, our hamplanet would never try that.
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Pop quiz time!

How many acres of kale would you have to plant to be able to dry enough to satisfy one (1) snacktime for Hamber?

Speaking of greenery: I caught the vid where MG,W is making some kind of cabbage soup(?) that Hamber tastes and declares shtoo gud. Presuming that hamber partook of that vomitous-looking beige crap - beige is her favorite food group, after all - imagine the methane levels in the luxery apartment that night.
 
Slappy McGherkin said:
Perusing this article, this heffalump managed to bloat to an incredible 846 FUCKING POUNDS before she backed down to a svelte 400 ellbees.
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Holy fucking shit, EIGHT HUNDRED AND FORTY SIX POUNDS? Even assuming she’s much taller than the average woman that’s still astounding, I don’t think I’ve ever even heard of a deathfat of that proportion. Kudos to her for getting down to a dainty 400lbs! Oh wait, she’s dead at 37. Whudda thunk. RIP I guess.

I’m not sure how much time Fat AL has to consume (haha get it) other deathfat content given her busy schedule of watching content about herself, but I wonder if she heard about this. Even if she did though, she’s probably too delusional to see it as a warning that she’ll soon be next. She’s probably thinking “omg that poor woman, if only she had been hulthy like me”
 
that blue peach said:
RIP I guess.
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"Healthy at any size" is a mantra created to say "No, I don't belong in a circus freak show!" and every Deathfat in this forum subscribes to. We've had this discussion ad nausem. But the Deathfats like Lizzo and da fuck her face... Tess Holiday... have taken being Deathfat to a whole 'nother level of acceptance and <puke emoji> "sexy."

I just observe. Maybe this a trend because there are so many fat ugly women in America right now that nobody in their right mind would fuck so it's become a thing? Dunno.

But, if the fashion world has their way, they’re pushing hard back to Victoria Secret Angel's, somewhat heroin chic of the Kate Moss 90's.

Yanno what? Fatties gonna lose. As much as they argue sexy and "hulthy" it's simply not a fact of life. It's only media marketing.

You go through life as Hamber, Lizzo, Tess, or the dead porky today, please make a will because you'll be really fucking lucky to see 40.

For whatever reason, white deathfats seem to croak a lot earlier than their melatonin enriched counterparts. Genetics? Who knows.


Slappy needs another drink. 'Cuse me... another round of Christmas cheer!
 
Constellationzero said:
She needs to show:

* layyyyyggss
* Bare feet
* Toes and toenails
* No blur

Otherwise GTFO.
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Dude, I'm trying to eat over here. Do we really need to see her nasty toenails again? That was horrifying and probably something the experts would recommend only viewing once in a lifetime. If at all. I know I've been scarred for life.
 
I can NEVER get over her body proportions.
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She wastes so much food it's enough to equip a small family.
The other vlog is so dumb, I hate it when she talks of camera to Feline. It makes it like she is talking to herself.
 
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