My Cat Is Racist
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"Skinny people <insert shit that only happens to fat people> too"
🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Her "omg" face makes her look like those LOL dolls
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tho she is at 521, which her sedentary BMR is at 3,656, so she'd have to be consuming over 7000 calories a day to gain a lb a day. And out of curiosity i punched in what Al would probably get on her burrito at chipotle and it came out to over 1,300 calories for one chicken burrito! insanity, but just a small snack for our gorl.I've said it before. She had to quit diets, or whatever, cus 2-5 pounds lost in a week is too much and dangerous! Yet, she puts on a pound a day.
Some of you know I like to put up the math.... A pound of fat is 3500 calories.
To gain a pound in 1 day, you would need to exceed your required calories by 3500. And that's at 100% efficiency, which no one is at.
She is bigger than a regular human. To maintain just 400 pounds of sedientary body weight she would need to eat 2550 calories. With NO activity if she only ate 2550 calories every day at her height she would eventually "settle" down to 400 pounds.
This is an under estimate. She is consuming 6,050 calories a day on average to average a 1 pound weight gain per day.
Give or take, a Chicken Burrito from chipotle is 800-1000 calories. She's eating the equivalent of 6-8 of them a day.
No lypodema. Its thermodynamics. You still need the calories to make the fat to go into the lypodema.
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IN THIS ECONOMY?!
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Pet peeves:
Lipedema made me order all this take out!
WW makes me binge.
I'm putting myself out on the internet with questionable taste and smarts, and don't you dare comment. (But Becky could stand to lose a little weight.)
Turning the Christmas spirit into gimme, gimme, gimme.
Lipedema made me order all this take out!
WW makes me binge.
I'm putting myself out on the internet with questionable taste and smarts, and don't you dare comment. (But Becky could stand to lose a little weight.)
Turning the Christmas spirit into gimme, gimme, gimme.
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Pet peeve:
Her talking.
That's the post.
Her talking.
That's the post.
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The eye rolling into the back of her head whenever she eats.
Drives me insane.
Edit: thought of another one!
When she does ‘taste tests’ of normal ass shit.
Lemme taste test this banana snack! Lemme taste test this specific salad with this specific dressing I haven’t combined yet! Bitch it’s not a taste test, you know those damn flavors.
Drives me insane.
Edit: thought of another one!
When she does ‘taste tests’ of normal ass shit.
Lemme taste test this banana snack! Lemme taste test this specific salad with this specific dressing I haven’t combined yet! Bitch it’s not a taste test, you know those damn flavors.
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Pet peeves:
She exists and funds her whole lifestyle on this.
<mic drop>
She exists and funds her whole lifestyle on this.
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The thing that's annoying me the most lately is how damn boring she is. I haven't watched her/reactions since early Vlogmas.
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come to target with me, christmas tree competition, & fridge for the office | 
| vlogmas day 17
Archive so you don't have to give this bint clicks.
| vlogmas day 17Archive so you don't have to give this bint clicks.
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But she's so nervous right now! Here we go... *cronch* ... ... ... MMM! You guys! This is actually like, so good.
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Allllll the fucking fatties with lipedema/lymphedema use it as an excuse to just eat anything and everything and be deathfat status by 30. They always say they've talked to doctors and researched but never seem to understand that being a fucking whale makes it worse.
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Did she really buy another fridge so she didn't have to walk the 10 feet to the kitchen?
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I just got done watching the vlogmas day 16, so I apologize if I'm late, but jfc. Being in a relationship with Amber seems so emotionally draining it almost makes me feel bad for Jade, Lmao. (I don't but almost).
Just the fact that they're around each other 24/7 on top of the fact that they even share a notebook, not to mention the fact that Jade had to hold her after Amber chose to 'binge' lol.
I think it's finally happened, I think our Ambie gorl has finally found a parasite
Sadly it's not one of those parasites that make you lose weight.
Her obsession with her inner child and childhood doesn't sound healthy either.
I'm aware that it's a valid thing to discuss when you're in therapy, but it's just an excuse for everything.
She's obviously not dealing with that stuff in therapy because any therapy should know to end the session by teaching the patient to 'close that book' until next appointment. (I hope I made sense because I don't know how else to explain this without powerleveling)
It's almost nauseating.
Tbh i think there's some addicts that just die, they don't hit rock bottom. And she's just convinced herself that she's climbing out of this hole but she's just digging deeper. I think she's gonna be that type.
She's never gonna get married and she's never gonna even leave Kentucky. It's kinda sad but then it really isn't.
I think this may be a very niche person, but there was a YouTuber I watched a long time ago- like 2011- and her YT was NanaLuvsTroubles. And she was like 500+ pounds and bedbound, had to get a leg removed but she had a pretty active channel. I remember her uploading a video about her leg.
and then one day she just stopped posting because she died.
And I feel like that's gonna be Amber.
Just the fact that they're around each other 24/7 on top of the fact that they even share a notebook, not to mention the fact that Jade had to hold her after Amber chose to 'binge' lol.
I think it's finally happened, I think our Ambie gorl has finally found a parasite
Sadly it's not one of those parasites that make you lose weight. Her obsession with her inner child and childhood doesn't sound healthy either.
I'm aware that it's a valid thing to discuss when you're in therapy, but it's just an excuse for everything.
She's obviously not dealing with that stuff in therapy because any therapy should know to end the session by teaching the patient to 'close that book' until next appointment. (I hope I made sense because I don't know how else to explain this without powerleveling)
It's almost nauseating.
Tbh i think there's some addicts that just die, they don't hit rock bottom. And she's just convinced herself that she's climbing out of this hole but she's just digging deeper. I think she's gonna be that type.
She's never gonna get married and she's never gonna even leave Kentucky. It's kinda sad but then it really isn't.
I think this may be a very niche person, but there was a YouTuber I watched a long time ago- like 2011- and her YT was NanaLuvsTroubles. And she was like 500+ pounds and bedbound, had to get a leg removed but she had a pretty active channel. I remember her uploading a video about her leg.
and then one day she just stopped posting because she died.
And I feel like that's gonna be Amber.
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AdultBabyLynn is getting desperate. There's a hoof sighting about halfway in.
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Some minor adjustments.
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don't forget about the prize hog LifeByJen, one day she's on her vlog shitting on the hospital that kept her alive then the obit popped up. Hey, she deserved that and worse imo
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It did feel very cringeworthy, even lowkey insulting. Especially when he used that info and didn't even use the analogy correctly. Everyone loves to use our info but doesn't want to say it. It's the worst kept secret, like how mom's homemade cake that everyone loved was really by Betty Crocker (with one minor change by mom to make it "hers.").
I've said it before. She had to quit diets, or whatever, cus 2-5 pounds lost in a week is too much and dangerous! Yet, she puts on a pound a day.
Some of you know I like to put up the math.... A pound of fat is 3500 calories.
To gain a pound in 1 day, you would need to exceed your required calories by 3500. And that's at 100% efficiency, which no one is at.
She is bigger than a regular human. To maintain just 400 pounds of sedientary body weight she would need to eat 2550 calories. With NO activity if she only ate 2550 calories every day at her height she would eventually "settle" down to 400 pounds.
This is an under estimate. She is consuming 6,050 calories a day on average to average a 1 pound weight gain per day.
Give or take, a Chicken Burrito from chipotle is 800-1000 calories. She's eating the equivalent of 6-8 of them a day.
No lypodema. Its thermodynamics. You still need the calories to make the fat to go into the lypodema.
Calorie calculator
Calculate the number of calories you need a day to maintain your weight.
Amber's snacks are so caloric for so little food volume. Six "King Size" packs of Reese's, party packs of chips and Flaming Hot Cheetos in one sitting, a pint or more of Ben and Jerry's, etc. All of those are 1200+ calories, and she often eats at least two of those "snacks" at once.
Amber looks and acts just like one, too. Thank god she doesn't dress like one, at least. Maybe there is a God after all.
See above. And just think about her actual "meals." A 20 piece McNugget is 830 calories, large fry 500 calories... She may be a "dry gorl" and not eat sauce and washes it down with diet soda, but she chases that with Starbies frappes and cake pops afterward. 1300+ calories again! And again, and again... until she finally falls asleep in a diabetic coma at 5 am.
Cluster B lolcows love to think their animals are obsessed with them. I think it makes them think they're good people or loved when they're really making the pets miserable.
Her pointing at and touching things aren't much better. At least the pointing had a funny Photoshop thread at one point.
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For many addicts, death IS their rock bottom. And years of Amberlynn content has shown us that everytime we think she's hit rock bottom, this bitch comes back with a shovel and says "hold my Sprite Zero".
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Lowlight Reel with Commentary. Today is Vlogmas Day 17, or December 16th in the Amberverse. There was SO MUCH bullshit filler. Absolute CUNTENT. We get to watch her show off her laundry bag, haul post-its and batteries, scrape fur off of the cat tree, fail at arts and crafts, burn some eggs and veggie patty, and complain about how hard it is to upload YouTube videos.
Jade screams "DAY 17" from another room in case Amber forgets again.
Yesterday Amber got back on track in the way that she knows best that feels right. It was a success. Moderated eating for the win! I mean, you can't go over your calorie limit if you don't set one.
She talks about her 'old patterns', as if all of this is in the past and not actual white knucking during her unwavering cycle of futility.
She's overwhelmed that with food addiction and an eating disorder, the reality is that every second of every day you have to try. Yes, that's why 12 Step Programs teach "One Day at a Time" (or one hour, or one MINUTE if you are really in the shit that deep). It might help you to stop spending hours every day on YouTube watching people eating and doing 'mook-bongs', just like an alcoholic probably shouldn't watch videos of people playing drinking games.
"It gets easier, I know it does". That's oversimplifying it a bit. First it's a period of time (which might be long) of detox - dopamine, sugar, etc). Then it's a long time of struggling to build new habits, and making them stick. Then it's keeping the new habits, despite life throwing curve balls at you. Then it's a lot of introspection on exactly why you did the things you did and why it's so important that you don't do those things anymore. Then the 'AHA' moment comes. THEN it starts to get easier - but you still must always be vigilant, because old patterns will ALWAYS return if you get lazy. Amber seems to be waiting for the magical scenario where the 'AHA' moment comes first, and everything else happens afterwards on autopilot.
Amber's present is a mini fridge. I'm guessing that she's been obsessively watching the TikToks of people filling these fridges with water and snacks for studying sessions - like when she was watching the 'cash stuffing' cash binder videos earlier this year. I guess it's too much effort for her to keep her multiple 'Coldest Water' bottles 'ready to rumble' with her in the office. Jade says the fridge fits 4 water bottles - though I'm sure this is actually for holding snacky-poos. Absolute landfill. Amber predicts the haydurs will come for her. Yes they will, as this is ridiculous - but we know that's your intention with these videos, Amber.
FOOD!! Amber's back to her scrambled eggs and veggie patty slop. It's dry as fuck and burned to the bottom of the pan. Cheflynn strikes again.
Amber talks about how difficult it is for her to upload her vlogs. She has to upload files *here* and THEN transfer them *there*, then EDIT, then export AGAIN, then UPLOAD, then she has to WATCH her shit and have a notebook file open to come up with titles. OMG, SO DIFFICULT! Half of these steps are just her waiting for the computer to move the 1s and 0s around. The title part is so much work though, as she has to create just the right amount of victimization and outrage. She spends way too long talking about this. Anyone who has ever had a job can see what absolute bullshit this segment is.
Creating a pom-pom Christmas Tree from a kit. The Crafting Queen is being outsmarted by two-sided tape. She had to do it 'her way', because she couldn't figure it out. Jade's tree looks normal; Amber's tree looks like Amber made it.
Amber's turning 32, but feels her mental age is 17. Subtract about a decade from that.
Chalkboard molments. Love notes back and forth. Don't forget to include your weight, Amber.
Hurpling through Target for 5 seconds, then HAUL TIME! Fake thumbnail bullshit. "You've got to spend money to make money": Board game, post-its, 'stunnen' earrings, batteries, Foodie Mini Brands. She unboxes the Mini Brands with obnoxiously over the top reactions. Is she fucking high? CUNTENT!
Wasabi runs to Jade, crying for help, because his new toy rolled under the couch and he wanted her to fix it for him. This is the highlight of the video.
Comment of the Day:
Zee says "Eat less, move more. Why has this taken almost a decade for you to figrue out?"
Amber says she's known this since she was 11 years old and put on her first diet, and that someone shouldn't be put on their first diet at 11 years old. Yeah, they also shouldn't weigh 290 lbs at 11 years old, either (as you claimed to have weighed).
Yesterday Amber got back on track in the way that she knows best that feels right. It was a success. Moderated eating for the win! I mean, you can't go over your calorie limit if you don't set one.
She talks about her 'old patterns', as if all of this is in the past and not actual white knucking during her unwavering cycle of futility.
She's overwhelmed that with food addiction and an eating disorder, the reality is that every second of every day you have to try. Yes, that's why 12 Step Programs teach "One Day at a Time" (or one hour, or one MINUTE if you are really in the shit that deep). It might help you to stop spending hours every day on YouTube watching people eating and doing 'mook-bongs', just like an alcoholic probably shouldn't watch videos of people playing drinking games.
"It gets easier, I know it does". That's oversimplifying it a bit. First it's a period of time (which might be long) of detox - dopamine, sugar, etc). Then it's a long time of struggling to build new habits, and making them stick. Then it's keeping the new habits, despite life throwing curve balls at you. Then it's a lot of introspection on exactly why you did the things you did and why it's so important that you don't do those things anymore. Then the 'AHA' moment comes. THEN it starts to get easier - but you still must always be vigilant, because old patterns will ALWAYS return if you get lazy. Amber seems to be waiting for the magical scenario where the 'AHA' moment comes first, and everything else happens afterwards on autopilot.
Amber's present is a mini fridge. I'm guessing that she's been obsessively watching the TikToks of people filling these fridges with water and snacks for studying sessions - like when she was watching the 'cash stuffing' cash binder videos earlier this year. I guess it's too much effort for her to keep her multiple 'Coldest Water' bottles 'ready to rumble' with her in the office. Jade says the fridge fits 4 water bottles - though I'm sure this is actually for holding snacky-poos. Absolute landfill. Amber predicts the haydurs will come for her. Yes they will, as this is ridiculous - but we know that's your intention with these videos, Amber.
FOOD!! Amber's back to her scrambled eggs and veggie patty slop. It's dry as fuck and burned to the bottom of the pan. Cheflynn strikes again.
Amber talks about how difficult it is for her to upload her vlogs. She has to upload files *here* and THEN transfer them *there*, then EDIT, then export AGAIN, then UPLOAD, then she has to WATCH her shit and have a notebook file open to come up with titles. OMG, SO DIFFICULT! Half of these steps are just her waiting for the computer to move the 1s and 0s around. The title part is so much work though, as she has to create just the right amount of victimization and outrage. She spends way too long talking about this. Anyone who has ever had a job can see what absolute bullshit this segment is.
Creating a pom-pom Christmas Tree from a kit. The Crafting Queen is being outsmarted by two-sided tape. She had to do it 'her way', because she couldn't figure it out. Jade's tree looks normal; Amber's tree looks like Amber made it.
Amber's turning 32, but feels her mental age is 17. Subtract about a decade from that.
Chalkboard molments. Love notes back and forth. Don't forget to include your weight, Amber.
Hurpling through Target for 5 seconds, then HAUL TIME! Fake thumbnail bullshit. "You've got to spend money to make money": Board game, post-its, 'stunnen' earrings, batteries, Foodie Mini Brands. She unboxes the Mini Brands with obnoxiously over the top reactions. Is she fucking high? CUNTENT!
Wasabi runs to Jade, crying for help, because his new toy rolled under the couch and he wanted her to fix it for him. This is the highlight of the video.
Comment of the Day:
Zee says "Eat less, move more. Why has this taken almost a decade for you to figrue out?"
Amber says she's known this since she was 11 years old and put on her first diet, and that someone shouldn't be put on their first diet at 11 years old. Yeah, they also shouldn't weigh 290 lbs at 11 years old, either (as you claimed to have weighed).
TL;DR: So much filler and dragging out explanations to pad out the video. Amber got a mini fridge that can hold 4 bottles of water. Amber's Youtube job is SO MUCH WORK. Lots of stupid other shit that doesn't matter.
Some screenshots from the shitshow. The middle is my favourite, but they're all special.