🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Thumb Butler]

All this WW points shit just seems way more complicated than watching what you damn eat.

Amber is too busy eating and has no time for the watching situation kind of deal.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

The video was absolutely dreadful, just a mess, and her new habit of going "hehe Childhood trauma" is beyond fucking obnoxious. Guess what Amber! An actual traumatized person would never admit they are traumatized because hey guess what, they are actually fucking traumatized.

I think she thinks if she moves into this angle of making people MATI it gets her more views because all this shit is all about views. It is painful to see how hard she is trying to meme at the moment and recapture 2018 Amber. One tell she always does though when super desperate is cow tip or mention reactors and the Peetz thing was exceptional.

She is trying to present as this rich influencer woman but we here know the truth, this is her last Christmas of good living. She spent easily $400,000 in 4 years (her combined income when she was big) She spent all of that in such a short time and has nothing to show. She could have had a house built for that and lived frugally.

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Another issue looming is January earnings from Youtube so due to advertisers backing out after Christmas Youtube earnings literally become 2/3rds of what they are. This is her Feb payment too which she needs to build up for paying her tax in April. Her tax calculated at $3000 a month is about $18,360 at 15.3%.

As you can see $18k is a lot of money and for Amber's spending, she said a year ago she puts that percentage away into savings already but most of us here know this is bullshit. This has the potential for some great milk, Amber has no credit history meaning they can, in theory, deny her a repayment schedule. The Federal lately too has been growing annoyed with independent contractors abusing revenue streams. So this could actually get interesting.

Where are you getting the 400 grand estimate?! This cunt has been making 100 grand a year?

 

[maybe a pigeon]

I did WW years ago. Back then the point system penalized me for eating processed foods. A small Snickers bar had more points than a banana because it had no fiber or other nutrients. (Of course this doesn’t explain WW snacks, which got pushed at the godawful meetings—almost as if WW had two heads, one yelling “eat whole, unprocessed food” while the other head was yelling “eat our junk food.”

Come to think of it, the internal contradictions would be perfect for Amber.

Anyway, I learned two valuable lessons.

1. I‘d been hoovering up a shitload of food. Weight watchers portion sizes are TINY.

2. A glass of wine was 4 points out of my daily 23.

Amber is lucky she doesn’t drink.

But the minuscule portion sizes would get her even if she inflated her point count to an insane extent. After a couple of days of counting points, WW would make her binge. Of course. Because apparently everything does.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

yet...and of course I miss the Farmers...talking of which @Slappy McGherkin hope you're doing well

Love you too! Thanks! Just flew back from Baltimore to home today (PHX). Surgery #2 tomorrow morning, they're stripping veins. TMI and yeah, gross. But dealing with it head on.

Unlike the deathfat in this thread that can only make excuses. VLOG deez nutz. Who's the idiot that's always like "Well, child...." OH, Patrick Tomilison, I think?

Love to see him and Hamber in a podcast because "child" would be the only time dat goofy bastard would be spot on calling someone a "child."

Jenga dis, you fat fuck.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

This is Vlogmas Day 6, or December 5th in the Amberverse. Lots of filler. All three pets are visible, plus several more that she doesn't own! Amber is really starting to scrape the bottom of the barrel for content, (as seen by her revisiting the Myers-Briggs Personality Test), and we're only on day 6!

weight loss update, contacting the weight loss clinic, & petsmart with twinkie 🎄 vlogmas day 6

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Spoiler: weight loss update, contacting the weight loss clinic, & petsmart with twinkie 🎄 vlogmas day 6

-- VLOGMAS 2022 --

Location: Walking into the living room.
It's so muggy today. Amber hopes for rain. When Jade was using the stupid TikTok hula hoop, she didn't use all of the links. And Amber didn't either, you fatphobic shitlords who were accusing her of having a 58" braline! Which one of you assholes are responsible?! It wasn't me - oh wait, yeah it was me. Haha! Yeah, it was totally more like 52", not 58"! She thinks the extra 4 links would have made a difference and made it fit her better (the Amberverse hits X in unison).

Location: Standing by the blackboard.
Amber is going to call the weight loss surgeon's office - but not on speakerphone, because y'all called her out when the receptionist from the psychiatrist's office phoned and Amber passed it off as content. In Kentucky you're ALLOWED to do that, haydur! She calls and gets redirected to voicemail, which tells her to go to the website. Amber already went to the website, but she thought she'd get special treatment if she bothered them over the phone.

Location: Sitting on the couch.
UPDATE: She went to the website and requested an online seminar. Next step is watching the seminar. Thanks, Captain Obvious. Ooh, she has to take a quiz afterwards. Maybe Wipey will take the test for her? Wipey does everything else, why not do her homework, too?

PRESENT TIME! Oh boy. Jade's present is a box of Smart LED Strip Lights. Amber annoyingly babbles as Jade tries to set it up.

A WILD WASABI APPEARS!! Poor thing was probably sneaking out for food or water and was spotted by Amber. I haven't dealt with long-haired cats before, but to me he looks... dirty. It's like he's got clumpy fur and needs a really good slicker brushing or something.

Location: Sitting at her desk.
FOOD TIME! You know the saying: a poke bowl a day keeps the Binge Monster(TM) away! Amber's teeth hurt because she was grinding them in her sleep - and it's on her 'chewing side', too! OH.MY.GAH it hurt so much she had to STOP EATING! [Don't laugh! This is serious; I'm worried for her] But she's trying to eat again because she's a total champ. Weight loss surgeon sent her an email telling her to watch the seminar. She'll watch - later. She needs to have all of her focus on eating and watching Firefly Lane instead as that's far more important than saving her life. Tell us the WLS is a bullshit story arc without telling us it's a bullshit story arc, Amber.

Location: Standing in the kitchen.
Grocery Haul!! Sugary salad kit, lettuce mix bag, 3 ramen packets, garden veggie chips (like pringles), plant based meatballs, (plant based?) buffalo wings, salad dressing, avocado mayonaise, frozen dinner, frozen dinner, hot pockets, frozen dinner, frozen dinner, frozen dinner, and frozen dinner

Location: Sitting at her desk.
Play-Doh Advent Calendar! Small white tub and another snowman stamp. Amber complains that she doesn't have a lot of colours to work with. Pro-Tip: you can mix play-doh together to form NEW colours.

Cat Advent Calendar! Another ball with a bell in it. Rarity is intrigued... but not enough to actually get up. Amber puts it on the cat tree, and Rarity keeps throwing it on the floor so Amber has to constantly bend over and pick it up. Rarity stepping in with the shade where Erik left off.

Location: Standing in the bathroom.
Outfit of the day! The lunacy 'moon phase' shirt, faux leather shearling jacket, hideous green purse she bought from Walmart the other day, tacky hoop earrings, and I guess some sort of leggings? (I can't see from the camera angle) GAH!! Not leggings!! Some sort of weird gray and black print pants - they look like pyjama pants. Super stretchy. Amber says she's actually going to go in public dressed like this. *Pick pick pick* as she pulls it out of her folds.

Location: Hurpling through a shop.
Amber is walking Twinkie on a leash, and Chonky-Twonk is wearing some sort of ugly Christmas Sweater - and totally makes the bold look work. The harness is upside down again, and Twinkie is trying not to trip on it. Again, I'm not a 'dog person', but wouldn't you adjust the size of the harness and put it OVER the sweater so the leash would be at the top and not trip the dog? They're at Petsmart. I guess Twinkie needs more treats in order to not outshine her master in weight loss.

Amber's in the kitten section. A black cat is rolling around, trying to impress Amber. It's FBI FRANK!! Frankie, buddy, IT'S A TRAP!! Puke on yourself and make her walk away in disgust! Odds are the next random person to approach your cage will be a better master than Jabba over here. There's a better life waiting for you elsewhere, Frank! Also, little kittens in all of their little kitteny goodness. Amber's dream is to open a place to TAKE CARE OF ANIMALS. Start with your own, gorl! This segment is CUTE, but way too long. Amber talks about once having 2 guinea pigs, but they 'went missing' (NO JOKES ABOUT HER EATING THEM!). Twinkie is just DONE with this field trip and Jade is carrying her around the store. At least someone cares about Twinkie's worn out joints.

Location: Alone in the dark... (whereabouts unkwnown)
We are staring at Amber's iPhone while she takes a Free Personality test. WAIT, this is that Myers-Briggs thing she already did in 2020. She lied and got the Architect. I remember because I called total bullshit on her being an INTJ. She is so obviously a ESTP/ESFP it's not even funny. Okay, so she's going to jump cut and lie on this and tell us the results. INFP - the Mediator. 78% introverted, as well as intuitive and observant, kind. Definitely an empath folks. Yeah... NO.

Go to YouTube and search for 'Frank James ESFP' and 'Frank James ESTP'. You'll see the dude doing funny skits that look like recreations of shit you've seen from Amber's vlogs.

Location: Sitting at her desk.
Back home (duh). Still blathering about the 16 personalities thing and justifying her INFP. This is more bullshit than I can handle. Pity ploys about not being able to have a child. TELL IT TO YOUR SHRINK, NOT YOUTUBE! [SKIP].

YouTube Random Comment Picker.
beef stick says "you could try hydroxyzine to sleep better (I'm on lamical as well)"
Amber gets stuck for 2 minutes on the word 'hydroxyzine', thanks them, and says she'll look into it.

Byee!!... Oh shit, I need to do my weigh in!

SCALE SCREEN: 502.4 lbs. I hope her gallbladder is okay from losing more than 1 pound this week! Amber doesn't want weight loss talk to be her entire channel.

-- VLOGMAS 2022 --

TL;DR: Amber is going to watch a web seminar about WLS. Poke Bowl to combat binging! Grocery haul of stuff that barely qualifies as food. Advent Calendars. Pestering animals at PetSmart. ESTP lying on a test to pretend she's a INFP. 502.4lbs.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

weight loss update, contacting the weight loss clinic, & petsmart with twinkie vlogmas day 6​

Spoiler: Archive

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Where are you getting the 400 grand estimate?! This cunt has been making 100 grand a year?

During her peak several years ago, she was making six figures. Today she only has a fraction of the views she used to. Her income has taken quite a hit.

 

[Trees]

HOT POCKETS ARE NOT ON THE DIET

ANY DIET

 

[ADHD]

Her income has taken quite a hit.

lol, you can say that again!
September 20, 2019:

 

[PiggyPie]

Them man hands tho

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

Well I guess this is just gonna be some kind of disgusting baby talk kids toys christmas. I wonder if this is just some weird ass thing with her and Jade. Speaking of, I don't think Jade is trans even with the man hands and voice. If she was, you can bet every cent you have that Amber would have found a way to say something. She'd love to be able to use that as oppression/relevance points. There is no way she wouldn't say anything, whether Jade wanted her to or not. This is the same bitch that filmed girlfriends on the toilet, afterall.

these patients don't have a moderation button

It would be like telling someone with anorexia to just eat what they're comfortable with. How is that any different than telling a fat fuck to do what they haven't done a day in their life? I mean, she quit outpatient and every diet ever. How is that the foundation for "yup, just eat whatever you want in moderation"?

This really is Trollmass 2022. Literally everything she's doing and saying is just to get a negative reaction out of people. The cackles, oh god the cackles.

I absolutely think this is the whole point. The 20 gifts, the baby talk and disembodied Jade, the WW/WLS talk, kid's toys etc. is all to get the attention she desperately wants but isn't getting anymore. Any attention is good to her.

Now granted I don't understand nutrition like Amber does, nor do I understand psychology like the made up imaginary shrinks she claims to go to, but unless she's going to fucking Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder for an assessment, surely any spastic could tell you that Amber *cannot* do eating in moderation, otherwise she wouldn't be 500 el bees... so I find it a bit difficult to believe that a) anyone is actually telling her that, and b) she keeps taking the same advice every fucking time despite never being able to stick to it. Not that ALR would ever lah, of course.

I think she actually is but it's one that she found who would tell her what she wants to hear. We already know she doctor shops, her shopping for a therapist who won't make her actually address food issues isn't that shocking.

Bruh

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Looks like hot dog filling

You know those pictures that simulate what it's like to have a stroke? This needs to be added to those because I swear I stared at this for a good minute trying to decipher what the fuck this was.

There are no authentic interactions between them

It definitely seems to be an act. There have been moments where Jade seems annoyed as fuck with her and she just cackles like it's some cute shit rather than obnoxious.

All this WW points shit just seems way more complicated than watching what you damn eat.

It's so bizarre. She can't accurately count calories, but she keeps going back to a program that makes zero sense. It's like those murderers who don't want to work so they have a whole ruse to fool people that's more work than just getting a fucking job. It's just asinine.

HOT POCKETS ARE NOT ON THE DIET

ANY DIET

They are when you have 78 points

 

[maybe a pigeon]

OMG she actually fucking googled WLS. Will wonders never cease???!

I mean, sure, she could have done it any time the past 9 years. Certainly since she moved to Lexington. But I’ll take it.

But did you notice that you have to sit through the online seminar and then take a quiz to prove that you understood and have retained the information? Could it be that all Deathfats are retarded toddlers, and it’s not just Amber?

On the other hand Jade can fuck right off with that Chicago teeshirt. How dare she plaster the name of one of my favorite cities across her bongos.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

Location: Hurpling through a shop.
Amber is walking Twinkie on a leash, and Chonky-Twonk is wearing some sort of ugly Christmas Sweater - and totally makes the bold look work. The harness is upside down again, and Twinkie is trying not to trip on it. Again, I'm not a 'dog person', but wouldn't you adjust the size of the harness and put it OVER the sweater so the leash would be at the top and not trip the dog? They're at Petsmart. I guess Twinkie needs more treats in order to not outshine her master in weight loss.

I don’t think Twinkie is wearing a harness? But Amber is fucking stupid. They make those sweaters with slits in the back so you can use a leash and collar. You can see the hole here (between the shoulder blades):

The sweater is also too big for that dog, but it’s not like Amber cares. Like you said, at least Jade took that crap off and carried the poor dog.

 

[hydrochloric gunt wash]

“Masculine looking woman=not a woman at all” is idiot tranny logic, Jade is obviously female and we know Amberlynn is afraid of males either way, why does this topic keep resurging?
It’s cringe inducing

 

[D_Tractor]

bitch

 

[Turd Fergusson]

It's so bizarre. She can't accurately count calories, but she keeps going back to a program that makes zero sense. It's like those murderers who don't want to work so they have a whole ruse to fool people that's more work than just getting a fucking job. It's just asinine.

Amber has said in the past that being on a diet is as important as succeeding in losing weight. For her, the fact that she failed in losing weight is irrelevant, she succeeds in being on a diet. She also get a high in purchasing all the snacks from WW or JC or Optavia. I believe that Slimming World is not in the U.S., otherwise this system would be on the rotation too.

 

[dfranki723]

we know Amberlynn is afraid of males either way,

Bollocks. She pines for male attention when there is opportunity.
I think Jade is just a butch beast of a WO0mNAn but Fat Cunt isn't afraid of men. It simply makes her seem dainty and traumatised to cryptically mention this supposed discomfort.

She'd revel in male attention if she could get it on tap.

 

[Bilibin]

we know Amberlynn is afraid of males either way

It simply makes her seem dainty and traumatised to cryptically mention this supposed discomfort.

A while ago I was reading some research papers on what predicts eating disorders and one finding that was replicated among multiple studies was that sexual abuse as a child was strongly predictive of who would and wouldn't develop an ED among women with PTSD.

Bringing things together we know Amber has weird sexual hangups in regards to penetration, she has eating issues, she apparently distrusts non-gay men, she was likely at risk growing up, she has a kind of arrested development (another effect of sexual abuse) and she seems to be a lesbian out of convenience as she still displays an interest in "boys" as she calls them. I think everyone knew she was molested and she may have alluded to it in the past, but this is just to say that it all checks out.

She could be lying but I think it's just more likely that she's just emotionally immature and extremely inarticulate, so when she wants to share these things all she can do is try to make it sound like something out of a YA novel. Talking like an adult about difficult topics is a bit beyond her.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I think that trying to diagnose Amber mental status is impossible since we do not know what she is saying is true or not. She says that she has childhood trauma but her mother was the best mother ever. She also said that she was traumatised by being served low-fat milk too. At the end of the day, she is an adult, her actions are only what is important. If she indeed she had childhood trauma, she should get it sorted. Otherwise, she is playing with words.

 

[Tony Martin's Force Ghost]

Did you see the sneaky bitch try to reveal Jade's face through the reflection of the wrapping paper in the most recent video? What a CUNT!

That's how you know Jade has the guts to say no face-showing. Amber clearly hates that too