🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Looks like hot dog filling
 
Bees said:
For the rest of you trying to puzzle this out, here is ambers hand, foreshortened forearm and incredible lardbound upper arm.
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Pretty sure that lardbound upper arm is resting on her massive gunt as well otherwise those massive bingo wings would be hanging even lower. This is some David Cronenberg shit.
 
maybe a pigeon said:
How the hell can this fat fuck—who is online 24/7—be incapable of researching weight loss surgery options, costs, and insurance coverage?
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This video came up in my recommended. The woman makes a good job breaking down what is needed to get approved for WLS and steps that need to be taken before. Of course her breath is wasted on AmberlynnReid, there is no way in hell Amber will do any of the things needed. None. Zero. Zip. Even if she made all the steps up to the liquid diet that would be what ends it all. She'd scream starvation, malnutrition, whatever other bullshit and go back to chewing on garbage (I really do hate how her face looks when she chews, it's just too gross).

Also. If Amber was a female grizzly bear she'd still be overweight! Imagine being the size of a fat grizzly...
 
lol as if Chantal cares enough about Pee to care if Amber gives him a superchat or not
 
The video was absolutely dreadful, just a mess, and her new habit of going "hehe Childhood trauma" is beyond fucking obnoxious. Guess what Amber! An actual traumatized person would never admit they are traumatized because hey guess what, they are actually fucking traumatized.

I think she thinks if she moves into this angle of making people MATI it gets her more views because all this shit is all about views. It is painful to see how hard she is trying to meme at the moment and recapture 2018 Amber. One tell she always does though when super desperate is cow tip or mention reactors and the Peetz thing was exceptional.

She is trying to present as this rich influencer woman but we here know the truth, this is her last Christmas of good living. She spent easily $400,000 in 4 years (her combined income when she was big) She spent all of that in such a short time and has nothing to show. She could have had a house built for that and lived frugally.

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Another issue looming is January earnings from Youtube so due to advertisers backing out after Christmas Youtube earnings literally become 2/3rds of what they are. This is her Feb payment too which she needs to build up for paying her tax in April. Her tax calculated at $3000 a month is about $18,360 at 15.3%.

As you can see $18k is a lot of money and for Amber's spending, she said a year ago she puts that percentage away into savings already but most of us here know this is bullshit. This has the potential for some great milk, Amber has no credit history meaning they can, in theory, deny her a repayment schedule. The Federal lately too has been growing annoyed with independent contractors abusing revenue streams. So this could actually get interesting.
 
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I genuinely think couples doing stupid shit like playing Jenga together can be something sweet and relaxing, people like silly things that are meant for children (fun is fun) but the issue here is it is forced. It is painfully forced. It's like watching a poorly acted sitcom pilot.

There are no authentic interactions between them, this isn't a happy couple having a bit of childish fun, this entire thing is an uncomfortable act to prove a point and stick it to both her exes and the Hayudrz. She's basically emulating those creepy instagram families who push this dodgy perfect family vibe (when we all know it's bullshit and behind closed doors the whole lot of them are fucked up).

Agh, the manhandling of the advent calendars... Such a ham-fisted hippo.

''I find myself to be disgusting''.
Good. That's the correct observation. It's a shame you're only saying that to get compliments. Stop living like a pig and you'll find new arselickers to cheer you on and lie about how attractive you are.
 
Vlogmas day 5. Back to that awful opening with her cackling. Why did I watch this first thing in the morning?

So she has a giant zit and chooses NOT to cover it with makeup. The one time you need it. Biiiitch.

Scratch cards. $1 scratch cards. Lord Jesus. I’m trying to figure out what kind of tool she’s using to scratch them with. Idk maybe a makeup thing? No clue.

Bitch got Jenga and lost her shit. Lol it’s jenga bitch. I really needed coffee before doing this.

Is she going to make us watch her and her disembodied tranny play this game? Yup. She criticizes Jade’s choice of which log to pull. I’d smack her. Girl let me fucking play.

No surprise, Amber is really bad at this game. She’s pulling the easiest pieces and still moving the tower so much that it’s incredibly unstable after two turns. She pokes it hard with her pinky and is surprised that it falls over.

Twinkie looks terrified at Amber’s touch. Pray for Twinkie.

She’s prattling about YouTubers and vlogmas only to stop and talk about her lack of makeup.

Also lol at how scuffed up and ruined her wall is. So long deposit.

She’s googling caffeine and is mind blown that it’s a drug. SHE CANT EVEN. I needed this drug before watching this. Many regrets.

She had a question and just HAD to google it. Tell her she’s not the only one! Super speshul for googling a question. How quirky she is!

I have never been one to watch mukbangs. Eating noises drive me CRAZY. Skipping this.

Jade is hulla hooping that weird thing and I fully expect that large green bulb to smack her in the tranny nuts.

I actually agree with the comment on here about Wasabi not wanting shit to do with her so I’m actually happy he’s not being bothered in this video.

Twinkie is skinny so she’s been feeding her treats daily. She really shouldn’t have pets.

Y’all can say legos are for kids and shit all you want but I’m low key jealous of that Titanic set. I’d build it so hard.

Poor Peets can’t catch a break. But just as she was gonna focus on someone else she had to rant about her lack of makeup AGAIN. God just put it on. She did admit she finds herself disgusting lol

It is not lost on me that she was trying to squeeze in Peets praise to butter up Chantal but spent most of that time talking about her own looks. Can’t focus on anyone else for too long.

My heart dropped when she said she was going to clean. I thought she was going to follow through with that pantry organization threat. Instead, she’s going through her UNDERWEAR. On camera. Oh lord please go to the pantry please god

Amber prefers lace on her dainties

Comment of the day praises her vlogmas intro. I hate it so much. Commenter, you’re a moron. You should feel bad.

Her fat makes her tired so she should rest in bed today.

I’m getting coffee now.
 
Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
...She is trying to present as this rich influencer woman but we here know the truth, this is her last Christmas of good living. She spent easily $400,000 in 4 years (her combined income when she was big) She spent all of that in such a short time and has nothing to show. She could have had a house built for that and lived frugally....
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She should have used her money to buy that house in Montecello they were all living in. I mean, wasn't the excuse she gave for them all leaving in 2020 was that the landlord wanted to sell it? It probably would have been cheap at the time, and she could have charged the boys rent. Alas, having 24/7 DoorDash and UberEats was more important to her.

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Okay, because I'm slightly insane I couldn't let that confusing WW ramble from yesterday's vlog go. Yeah yeah, I know she's not really *doing* WW, just PAYING for WW for the story arc, but still. Anyway, I got this information from weightwatchers.com and watcherspoint.com. Watcher's Point is a site where they reverse engineer the calculations and show their work (while also providing various calculators). The idea is that people can continue to follow their WW plan on their own without having to keep paying WW's monthly fees forever. It's also for the people who find that WW has abandoned the plan that worked for them (example, PointsPlus), so they can continue with it instead of having to relearn all new point values and calculations for the same foods they've been eating for years).

[NOTE: They are a little behind, as they still show 42 as the weekly point value instead of whatever custom number WW now generates, but this is better than paying just to use the WW app.]
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The 78 points were her daily points, and the 28 were her weekly points. Up to 4 unused daily points can be added to the weekly pool, and they are lost going into the next week. There really is no point in doing a points to calories conversion, as there is no consistency due to all of the multipliers added to the food depending on the various macros. The points to calories really only apply to 'junk food'.

(Big surprise), Amber is definitely... manipulating the numbers somehow. I couldn't get the calculator to go up to 78 points - even putting her down as a 20 foot tall, 800 lb male who did heavy exercise. Everything capped out at 71 on Watcher's Point. She must be using her HIGHEST EVER WEIGHT, AND putting the MAXIMUM EXERCISE LEVEL they have on the WW app to get 78 points. I also added a slighty heavy (but 'average') 5'3" woman's point value for comparison.
 
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VirginMary said:
I don't know what this thing is but whatever is on her fork is NOT a pancake no matter what part of the world you're from, yet that is what she chooses to call it. Fuck my life.

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Also why is there a "yay" after her stepping on the scale and it showing 344,3 lbs? There should be a floods of tears.
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Is that a fucking bath sponge?!? I ain't never seen a pancake look like that before 😳

dfranki723 said:
It's very clear she has favourites. Maybe she doesn't think Wasabi is as cute, therefor he's not worth the screen time.

I hope this cunt doesn't get anymore pets.
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Wasabi is the cutest of the three by far and nothing will change my mind... can't blame him staying well away from her, I would as well

I've realised this bitch annoys me too much to watch anymore, I hate that creepy Jade Francis with a passion, I only really check in to see if she's dead yet...and of course I miss the Farmers...talking of which @Slappy McGherkin hope you're doing well 💗

All the WLS/insurance or not/WW talk is just pointless because (and I will DIE on this hill) Amber does NOT want to lose weight...her size is the only notable thing about her, without it she's just a dumb insufferable basic bitch...she's only truly happy when she's consuming, whether that be copious amounts of shit food, or shit plastic...mention of which, you'll never convince me that the fat hog didn't buy that Titanic laygo set herself

Anyway, as you were...
 
I call shenanigans said:
Of course she doesn't understand the pre or post WLS diet. Honestly most dieticians, even ones working in bariatric practices, dont seem to understand that bariatric patients can't eat "everything in moderation" because these patients don't have a moderation button.
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Amber does not understand anything about diets and nutrition. She absolutely refused to go on a restrictive diet and conviently went to a HAES outpatient clinic that does not believe in restrictive diet. We should not forget that a 2,000 calories diet is a restrictive diet for her.

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She's not saving for WLS, because she has no intention of having it. If it's not going to be offered to her for free as part of a TV deal where she doesn't have to put any effort into counselling etc, then she's not going to do anything beyond an initial consultation. It'll be the same as her three previous initial consults that never went any further.
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In her last consultation, she asked the receptionist if they operated on patients of her size. She was happy about this, as she would not need to go on a diet. Her discussion about WLS is moot as no one would take the risk to operate on her without prior work-up.

I call shenanigans said:
Your earlier list of plastic surgery costs is very low ball. While websites might quote surgery costs at the low end best case scenario, every surgery has expensive add on additional costs, like injectable in surgery pain relief, liposuction, surgical garments etc. Abdominoplasty (tummy tuck) for someone as large as Amber is going to start at around US$25k and that's just for a standard abdominoplasty, she'd need a 360 lift eventually because of that shelf arse of hers. Not that it matters, because she's not ever going to lose enough weight to have those surgeries.
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Of course it was a low ball estimate. Even then, the amount of $30-40 thousands is beyond what she can pay and no insurance would touch it. I suspect that that the surgeries would be at least twice that much. Of course, Amber would have to lose at least 250 to 300 pounds before anyone would agree to do skin removal surgery on her.
 
caffeinated_pirate said:
All this WW points shit just seems way more complicated than watching what you damn eat.
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That's how they stay in business, make something simple complicated so people think they NEED the service provided because surely it's too hard to figure out on their own.

If anyone wants a GOOD weight management book, find a copy of Susan Powter's Stop The Insanity! from 1993. Lots of decent advice in it.

Amber doesn't want to lose weight no matter what.
I had hopes for her when she started losing while on Ozempic.
I thought maybe she'd seen the light and realized the fat was doing her no favors at this point and I was wondering how her content would change if she got better and could go out and live life again.
Should have known she would disappoint me.
 
Hamberlynn's brain is straight up Benjamin Buttoning. The coloreen, expert leygos and that mini brands shit were juvenile enough, but now she's playing with fucking Play-Doh. Wipey better be supervising her when she's playing with it and making sure she doesn't eat that too. I seriously wouldn't be surprised if Playskool baby toys show up at some point.
 
I just watched the last couple videos through reaction channels and just. My Gawd.
Jade Francis has a serious adult baby fetish.

I do not feel comfortable watching their foreplay. Unsubscribed.*

*lol I've never been subscribed.
 
Boolean Bitch said:
She should have used her money to buy that house in Montecello they were all living in. I mean, wasn't the excuse she gave for them all leaving in 2020 was that the landlord wanted to sell it? It probably would have been cheap at the time, and she could have charged the boys rent. Alas, having 24/7 DoorDash and UberEats was more important to her.

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Okay, because I'm slightly insane I couldn't let that confusing WW ramble from yesterday's vlog go. Yeah yeah, I know she's not really *doing* WW, just PAYING for WW for the story arc, but still. Anyway, I got this information from weightwatchers.com and watcherspoint.com. Watcher's Point is a site where they reverse engineer the calculations and show their work (while also providing various calculators). The idea is that people can continue to follow their WW plan on their own without having to keep paying WW's monthly fees forever. It's also for the people who find that WW has abandoned the plan that worked for them (example, PointsPlus), so they can continue with it instead of having to relearn all new point values and calculations for the same foods they've been eating for years).

[NOTE: They are a little behind, as they still show 42 as the weekly point value instead of whatever custom number WW now generates, but this is better than paying just to use the WW app.]

The 78 points were her daily points, and the 28 were her weekly points. Up to 4 unused daily points can be added to the weekly pool, and they are lost going into the next week. There really is no point in doing a points to calories conversion, as there is no consistency due to all of the multipliers added to the food depending on the various macros. The points to calories really only apply to 'junk food'.

(Big surprise), Amber is definitely... manipulating the numbers somehow. I couldn't get the calculator to go up to 78 points - even putting her down as a 20 foot tall, 800 lb male who did heavy exercise. Everything capped out at 71 on Watcher's Point. She must be using her HIGHEST EVER WEIGHT, AND putting the MAXIMUM EXERCISE LEVEL they have on the WW app to get 78 points. I also added a slighty heavy (but 'average') 5'3" woman's point value for comparison.
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I tried to get 78 points before too and couldn't no matter what I put in. I think she adds 5 or 10 points to whatever she gets because she doesn't want to starve or be malnourished doing this so-called diet. She is always afraid of starving with one of these stupid diets.

Small tmi, I did ww years ago after having one of my kids, I only got 19 points, plus three extra because I was breastfeeding. I also didn't get any "free" foods. I know the plans have changed since then, but it's crazy to me how many points she gets or gives herself. No wonder she keeps returning to it, so she can eat whatever she wants.

So I just looked up how many ww points is a snickers bar and a "fun-size" not fat-size is 4 points, and a Banana is 0 points. So much for her "why would I eat a banana if a snickers bar is the same amount of points."
 
notfoodienotbeauty said:
So I just looked up how many ww points is a snickers bar and a "fun-size" not fat-size is 4 points, and a Banana is 0 points. So much for her "why would I eat a banana if a snickers bar is the same amount of points."
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Yet there are less calories in a fun-size snickers than in a banana....and that's why WWs is a load of bullshit.

Plans changed over the years. The last time Amber did WW they had three different plans, blue, green and purple...mind you they've changed again since her last foray...While one of those plans had nearly all fruit/vegetables as zero points, the other plans didn't. While chicken breast was zero points, chicken tenderloins had points! I mean really...just throw your hands in the fucking air it's that ridiculous! Amber selected a plan that didn't because it gave her more room for eating carbs over fruits and vegetables without the penalty, as there were very few zero point options. In other plans the points value of carbs dropped while the points value of otherwise zero points foods actually rose. To be fair to her she really doesn't like the zero point foods anyway, so I gather it would be a better plan choice for her. WW is just so convoluted and always changing, which I'm sure is their corporate mission to force folk to stay paying the monthly fee so they can use their points calculator and recipes. Remember that points are different for the same foods on the different plans. What a fucking nightmare to try to follow. I've never been a fan of them, even since the days my mum used it pre-computers where they used calorie counting books and blank meal plans filled out by ticking of food groups from portion categories for each day/week similar to the plan Chantal got from her bariatric clinic. Once again though its a plan based off the old food pyramid where even healthy fats are demonised in favour of carbohydrates. No wonder Amber keeps going back to it. I'm only going by what people I know who've used WWs tell me....so I'm happy to be corrected if wrong. I also know zero about the newest iteration which Amber is supposedly now signed up for.
 
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