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🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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I think it's just a blob of her leg cheese.
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I was watching Omegon's 2022 Amber Review part two and spotted another view of her disgusting carpet.Target shopping & haul, decorating the office, Panera bread
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3JkSWA0bKG0vlogmas day 3
Her carpet is filthy and I'm not shocked at all.
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Holy shit Fat Amber and Jade are so fucking gross. Who would willingly live like this???
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I can't even begin to imagine the blubbering/fallout/performative minstrel show that'll definitely go down the moment Jade Francis throws in the towel. The piggy panic will be off the chain!
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According to Hamber she doesn’t have a fupa nor the balls that come with it so in her ‘books is good for the brain’ thinking she’ll see that as $12,000 less. Thx for the breakdown btw
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Too little too late, fat.Target shopping & haul, decorating the office, Panera bread
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3JkSWA0bKG0
Her carpet is filthy and I'm not shocked at all.
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Today is Vlogmas Day 4, December 3rd in the Amberverse. Lot's of shrieky molments in the beginning. Be careful if you are using headphones. Basically, she spends the video showing us stuff she's bought, arguing with her audience rather than acknowledging she's wrong, and making a spectacle of herself for views - just a day that ends in a y.
TL;DR: Materialistic bullshit. Flapping around like a moron with a 58" hoop stuck around her braline. Orders a CRATE full of WW snacks. Cat and Play-Doh Advent Calendars. Amber will call the weight loss surgeon on Monday because she needs to know what she should be doing. Jade is going to help save money for Amber's surgery.
-- VLOGMAS 2022 --
Location: Sitting at her desk.
Amber's face is starting to get that hexagon shape again. Dramatic makeup, so bear with her. Unboxing of an Amazon delivery. It's a container to store the gift wrap, which is good because Amber has a lot of gift wrap. So cool.
Location: Standing in the living room.
We get to watch them move the wrapping paper from a large cardboard box to this large vinyl storage bag. Rarity does an odour check of the paper; Twinkie supervises Rarity; Amber points with her balloon hand; Jade actually moves the rolls... TEAMWORK!! Jade relies on her hat to protect her identity - though we all know who she is.
Jade's turn to open a present. It's some viral TikTok garbage. A hoola hoop thing to help you lose weight. Of course Amber would fall for some gimicky shit like this. Amber declares the diameter to be so large that it could fit around her (nope - it's only 58"). Twinkie freaks the fuck out over something.
Jade is demonstrating this. She's eliminated some links so she can wear it tightly around her hips, and it has a clip with a cord dangling from it. The cord has a teardrop shaped weight hanging from it. You swing your hips like using a hoola hoop, but the device stays in place while the weight pulls clip around the outer track by the cord. Great item to use right beside the television, Jade. The device scares the ABSOLUTE FUCK out of Rarity and she runs for it. Oh yeah, and Amber starts rambling about her slippers and there is a hoof sighting if you're into that sort of thing. Amber has a weird thing against thick shoes after her fall - I guess people's guess about her losing sensation in her feet is true. Now thicker shoes cause her anxiety.
JUMP CUT!!! AMBER CAN'T BREATHE!!! SHE'S DYING!! Beginner tip for aspiring medics/first responders: if your patient screams that they can't breathe, they can breathe. Camera pans out and Amber is wearing the hoop thing. It's stuck just under her boobs and she can't get it off. I'd like to remind everyone that the box was clearly labelled as this being a 58 INCH device. Also keep in mind that Amber is a drama-whore and could have removed a couple of links in order to get herself stuck. (And AGAIN, she accuses US of dehumanizing HER). "Obviously I'm too fat for it. But I want to try one little swirl". What a fucking shitshow. "It's not on my hips, so I look stupid as hell". Now, now, Amber, don't blame the plastic hoop for you looking stupid. Headphone users beware if you want to watch this.
Amber has only just realized 10 minutes into the video that this shrieking and flapping around is frightening her cat. What an amazing fur-momma!
Kitty Cat Advent Calendar. It's a plastic ball with a bell in it. Rarity bats it around and starts kicking it with her back feet.
Play-Doh Advent Calendar. Tiny tub of orange play-doh and a candy cane stamp. Amber makes a play-doh candy cane.
Mini Fashion Brands Unboxing: A tiny purse, and tiny sunglasses. Amber has found a new addiction. The purse is real material, too! People say that Amber is age regressing, but she doesn't care. That is quite obvious. Amber plays with the toys on camera. Amber practically "O's" on camera when she discovers that her teeny purse has teeny toy makeup and a teeny lotion container inside of it.
Location: Standing in the kitchen.
Weight Watchers Snacks Unboxing/Haul: If Amber is going to be successful with losing weight and with her eating disorder, she needs to give into her food addiction, or else she'll give in to her food addiction (I'm paraphrasing, but that's how I interpreted this nonsense regarding balancing her food addiction and 'BED').
Chocolate pretzel bars, sour cream and onion crunchy thins (free because she bought so much shit), salt and vinegar potato chips, mac and cheese potato sticks, peanut butter pie bars, mint cookie crunch bars, chocolate caramel snack bars, sea salt hummus crisps, iced chocolate puffs, nutter butter bites, and a CASE of Peatos crunchy onion rings. Basically, all of the same stuff she got the LAST time she failed Weight Watchers and needed some approved snacks.
Did you know that fruts and vegetables are 0 points on the Weight Watchers diet? That totally won't work for Amber if she's to hit her goal of 78 points per day (plus her 49 weekly points every day). She'll need lots of snacks for that. GOALS!
Location: Sitting on the couch.
Amber ordered banana ice cream with whipped cream on top. Taste test!! "This place makes their ice cream... literally there". Thanks, Captain Obvious. Creepy eye-contact with the camera while she takes a hit. OMG it's REAL BANANA! "Babe" needs to try it (with the same spoon so Jade gets a sprinkling of tonsil stone with the ice cream).
Location: Standing in the bathroom.
4 hours later. Amber just woke up from a nap. She's seen people about her sleep and sleep medication is not advised with her meds. Again, nothing is *wrong* with her sleep - she chooses to sleep all day and stay up all night. That's not 'insomnia', that's 'stay-awake-while-the-house-sleeps-so-you-can-binge-in-peace'.
They were supposed to go to a Christmas Parade, but Twinkie has been acting weird and anxious and Amber couldn't leave her alone.
Amber is now setting the Haydurz straight. They've pointed out that Amber says she never gets sick, but she just had pneumonia. Amber says that doesn't count, because she got pneumonia from being 'bed readen' (bed-ridden) from tearing ligaments and that can happen to anyone. Her sudden lack of movement after getting injured lead to pneumonia (even though just before it happened she was talking about how inactive she was already being, and Jade pushed her to go on that walk). One, no. Getting a joint injury does not mean you will get an infection in your lungs. Two, you were still sick, Amber.
Weight Loss Surgery Update: On Monday, she's going to call and schedule an appointment for a consultation. Two different surgeries are offered: one for 16k, and one for 23k, and she wants to know exactly which one she should get. She needs to know what she has to do, NOW. I can help you with this, Amber. They will want you to do THE EXACT SAME THINGS THE OTHER 3 WEIGHT LOSS DOCTORS WANTED YOU TO DO. This includes following a restrictive, lower calorie diet, and getting EFFECTIVE treatment for your overeating so you don't explode your stomach with food and die the molment you feel an emotion or watch a video of someone eating chips.
Jade wants to help Amber save up for the surgery. Let's see how long this goes on for where Jade has to work multiple jobs to save thousands for Amber, while Amber eat cases of chocolate caramel bars and chips, and spends her money on toys and purses.
YouTube Random Comment Picker.
heather jarrell says "These comments though. Some of y'all say the exact same positive thing. A lot of missing comments as well"
Amber thanks Heather for the comment, but doesn't understand what Heather is saying. Amber doesn't delete comments, has never been one to delete comments - except she has admitted in the past to getting her friends to go through her comments to delete the unsavory ones.
Outro.
-- VLOGMAS 2022 --
Location: Sitting at her desk.
Amber's face is starting to get that hexagon shape again. Dramatic makeup, so bear with her. Unboxing of an Amazon delivery. It's a container to store the gift wrap, which is good because Amber has a lot of gift wrap. So cool.
Location: Standing in the living room.
We get to watch them move the wrapping paper from a large cardboard box to this large vinyl storage bag. Rarity does an odour check of the paper; Twinkie supervises Rarity; Amber points with her balloon hand; Jade actually moves the rolls... TEAMWORK!! Jade relies on her hat to protect her identity - though we all know who she is.
Jade's turn to open a present. It's some viral TikTok garbage. A hoola hoop thing to help you lose weight. Of course Amber would fall for some gimicky shit like this. Amber declares the diameter to be so large that it could fit around her (nope - it's only 58"). Twinkie freaks the fuck out over something.
Jade is demonstrating this. She's eliminated some links so she can wear it tightly around her hips, and it has a clip with a cord dangling from it. The cord has a teardrop shaped weight hanging from it. You swing your hips like using a hoola hoop, but the device stays in place while the weight pulls clip around the outer track by the cord. Great item to use right beside the television, Jade. The device scares the ABSOLUTE FUCK out of Rarity and she runs for it. Oh yeah, and Amber starts rambling about her slippers and there is a hoof sighting if you're into that sort of thing. Amber has a weird thing against thick shoes after her fall - I guess people's guess about her losing sensation in her feet is true. Now thicker shoes cause her anxiety.
JUMP CUT!!! AMBER CAN'T BREATHE!!! SHE'S DYING!! Beginner tip for aspiring medics/first responders: if your patient screams that they can't breathe, they can breathe. Camera pans out and Amber is wearing the hoop thing. It's stuck just under her boobs and she can't get it off. I'd like to remind everyone that the box was clearly labelled as this being a 58 INCH device. Also keep in mind that Amber is a drama-whore and could have removed a couple of links in order to get herself stuck. (And AGAIN, she accuses US of dehumanizing HER). "Obviously I'm too fat for it. But I want to try one little swirl". What a fucking shitshow. "It's not on my hips, so I look stupid as hell". Now, now, Amber, don't blame the plastic hoop for you looking stupid. Headphone users beware if you want to watch this.
Amber has only just realized 10 minutes into the video that this shrieking and flapping around is frightening her cat. What an amazing fur-momma!
Kitty Cat Advent Calendar. It's a plastic ball with a bell in it. Rarity bats it around and starts kicking it with her back feet.
Play-Doh Advent Calendar. Tiny tub of orange play-doh and a candy cane stamp. Amber makes a play-doh candy cane.
Mini Fashion Brands Unboxing: A tiny purse, and tiny sunglasses. Amber has found a new addiction. The purse is real material, too! People say that Amber is age regressing, but she doesn't care. That is quite obvious. Amber plays with the toys on camera. Amber practically "O's" on camera when she discovers that her teeny purse has teeny toy makeup and a teeny lotion container inside of it.
Location: Standing in the kitchen.
Weight Watchers Snacks Unboxing/Haul: If Amber is going to be successful with losing weight and with her eating disorder, she needs to give into her food addiction, or else she'll give in to her food addiction (I'm paraphrasing, but that's how I interpreted this nonsense regarding balancing her food addiction and 'BED').
Chocolate pretzel bars, sour cream and onion crunchy thins (free because she bought so much shit), salt and vinegar potato chips, mac and cheese potato sticks, peanut butter pie bars, mint cookie crunch bars, chocolate caramel snack bars, sea salt hummus crisps, iced chocolate puffs, nutter butter bites, and a CASE of Peatos crunchy onion rings. Basically, all of the same stuff she got the LAST time she failed Weight Watchers and needed some approved snacks.
Did you know that fruts and vegetables are 0 points on the Weight Watchers diet? That totally won't work for Amber if she's to hit her goal of 78 points per day (plus her 49 weekly points every day). She'll need lots of snacks for that. GOALS!
Location: Sitting on the couch.
Amber ordered banana ice cream with whipped cream on top. Taste test!! "This place makes their ice cream... literally there". Thanks, Captain Obvious. Creepy eye-contact with the camera while she takes a hit. OMG it's REAL BANANA! "Babe" needs to try it (with the same spoon so Jade gets a sprinkling of tonsil stone with the ice cream).
Location: Standing in the bathroom.
4 hours later. Amber just woke up from a nap. She's seen people about her sleep and sleep medication is not advised with her meds. Again, nothing is *wrong* with her sleep - she chooses to sleep all day and stay up all night. That's not 'insomnia', that's 'stay-awake-while-the-house-sleeps-so-you-can-binge-in-peace'.
They were supposed to go to a Christmas Parade, but Twinkie has been acting weird and anxious and Amber couldn't leave her alone.
Amber is now setting the Haydurz straight. They've pointed out that Amber says she never gets sick, but she just had pneumonia. Amber says that doesn't count, because she got pneumonia from being 'bed readen' (bed-ridden) from tearing ligaments and that can happen to anyone. Her sudden lack of movement after getting injured lead to pneumonia (even though just before it happened she was talking about how inactive she was already being, and Jade pushed her to go on that walk). One, no. Getting a joint injury does not mean you will get an infection in your lungs. Two, you were still sick, Amber.
Weight Loss Surgery Update: On Monday, she's going to call and schedule an appointment for a consultation. Two different surgeries are offered: one for 16k, and one for 23k, and she wants to know exactly which one she should get. She needs to know what she has to do, NOW. I can help you with this, Amber. They will want you to do THE EXACT SAME THINGS THE OTHER 3 WEIGHT LOSS DOCTORS WANTED YOU TO DO. This includes following a restrictive, lower calorie diet, and getting EFFECTIVE treatment for your overeating so you don't explode your stomach with food and die the molment you feel an emotion or watch a video of someone eating chips.
Jade wants to help Amber save up for the surgery. Let's see how long this goes on for where Jade has to work multiple jobs to save thousands for Amber, while Amber eat cases of chocolate caramel bars and chips, and spends her money on toys and purses.
YouTube Random Comment Picker.
heather jarrell says "These comments though. Some of y'all say the exact same positive thing. A lot of missing comments as well"
Amber thanks Heather for the comment, but doesn't understand what Heather is saying. Amber doesn't delete comments, has never been one to delete comments - except she has admitted in the past to getting her friends to go through her comments to delete the unsavory ones.
Outro.
-- VLOGMAS 2022 --
TL;DR: Materialistic bullshit. Flapping around like a moron with a 58" hoop stuck around her braline. Orders a CRATE full of WW snacks. Cat and Play-Doh Advent Calendars. Amber will call the weight loss surgeon on Monday because she needs to know what she should be doing. Jade is going to help save money for Amber's surgery.
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Look, the big fat christmas tree is dancing!
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Props to Jade for decorating that whole apartment because we all know Fat AL didn't do it. Wipey truly is the black version of Becky.
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Only on Planet Amber does having fucking PNEUMONIA not count as being "sick" because she got it from being indoors?????
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Looking like a dirty teapot in that thumbnail.
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After seeing the recent pictures of her walking, with those huge marshmallow legs, I'm surprised she hasn't started wearing only ankle length dresses, with her leggins underneath still of course.
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Her "shirts" are knee length dresses, and the largest torrid has on offer. She cant GET anything that would reach her ankles.
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A shame Omar the Tent Maker doesn't have an online website. She's destined to Homer Simpson muu-muu's in the very near future.
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Her makeup is DRAMATIC you guys. She’s dramatic. Deal with it.
She buys so many things on Amazon she can’t remember what it is. But it can’t be a present for someone else so let’s open this mystery shit on camera! It’s…wrapping paper accessories, y’all. WRAPPING PAPER ACCESSORIES. I hate everything. She talks about wrapping paper forever. For a bitch who has continuously for YEARS gone on and on about how baaaad she is at wrapping she sure spends a billion minutes talking about it.
I gotta say, this has to be the stupidest use of money I’ve fucking seen. An organizer and storage for your stupid rolls of colored paper that cost $2, are just left over scraps, and will be replaced next year for a new pattern anyway. Just THROW EM AWAY.
Shouldn’t have been so quick to react, it actually ended great. She bought that organizer to get the wrapping paper out of the Christmas tree box she was storing them in, only to put the organizer in the Christmas tree box. Lol
That was worth the entire video.
We got almost a full body shot of Jade as she sat on the couch. I’m more convinced than ever that she’s a tranny.
She bought some plastic hoop that sits on your stomach and makes you lose weight? BUT TIKTOK TOLD HER IT WOULD WORK.
Twinkie avoids eye contact with her. Haha
We got an extended crotch shot of Jade. Now I’m not sure about the tranny thing. No bludge at all, but could be micropenis.
I was busy thinking about micropenises and got lost during some kind of Amazon rant Amber was on.
She put the ring on her fat. She is convinced she will lose weight. She squeals and shakes her body. I’m reviewing this at work and would rather go back to work. I’m spending more time thinking about the meeting email I’m avoiding instead of this content. Even this fatty shaking is boring me.
Rarity is cute playing with toy. Wasabi is red headed step child.
God, the play doh is back. She fails to make a candy cane with a fucking mold.
I refuse to give her mini brands bullshit my time. Skip. But not before some BABY BABY BABY talk.
She’s doing a haul of weight watchers snacks. Dear Christ almighty.
I’m now putting together my meeting email as that’s more interesting. She goes into how the WW snacks are low calorie. No shit.
She doordashed ice cream. I won’t even doordash French fries cuz they’re limp and lifeless when I get them. Her ice cream is meltly and gross. She said it’s bomb. She CONSTANTLY TRIES TO FEED JADE AND IT DRIVES ME CRAZY. WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO TRY EVERY DAMN THING THAT GOES IN YOUR MOUTH.
Got mad on the internet there.
She had ‘walking pneumonia’ when she was bedridden. Hahahahaha
Something about a weight loss surgery that will never happen. She fights with Jade but doesn’t film it.
Comment of the day called her out for pushing fake positive comments on her videos while deleting actual ones but she was too dumb to get it.
Thank god it’s over.
She buys so many things on Amazon she can’t remember what it is. But it can’t be a present for someone else so let’s open this mystery shit on camera! It’s…wrapping paper accessories, y’all. WRAPPING PAPER ACCESSORIES. I hate everything. She talks about wrapping paper forever. For a bitch who has continuously for YEARS gone on and on about how baaaad she is at wrapping she sure spends a billion minutes talking about it.
I gotta say, this has to be the stupidest use of money I’ve fucking seen. An organizer and storage for your stupid rolls of colored paper that cost $2, are just left over scraps, and will be replaced next year for a new pattern anyway. Just THROW EM AWAY.
Shouldn’t have been so quick to react, it actually ended great. She bought that organizer to get the wrapping paper out of the Christmas tree box she was storing them in, only to put the organizer in the Christmas tree box. Lol
That was worth the entire video.
We got almost a full body shot of Jade as she sat on the couch. I’m more convinced than ever that she’s a tranny.
She bought some plastic hoop that sits on your stomach and makes you lose weight? BUT TIKTOK TOLD HER IT WOULD WORK.
Twinkie avoids eye contact with her. Haha
We got an extended crotch shot of Jade. Now I’m not sure about the tranny thing. No bludge at all, but could be micropenis.
I was busy thinking about micropenises and got lost during some kind of Amazon rant Amber was on.
She put the ring on her fat. She is convinced she will lose weight. She squeals and shakes her body. I’m reviewing this at work and would rather go back to work. I’m spending more time thinking about the meeting email I’m avoiding instead of this content. Even this fatty shaking is boring me.
Rarity is cute playing with toy. Wasabi is red headed step child.
God, the play doh is back. She fails to make a candy cane with a fucking mold.
I refuse to give her mini brands bullshit my time. Skip. But not before some BABY BABY BABY talk.
She’s doing a haul of weight watchers snacks. Dear Christ almighty.
I’m now putting together my meeting email as that’s more interesting. She goes into how the WW snacks are low calorie. No shit.
She doordashed ice cream. I won’t even doordash French fries cuz they’re limp and lifeless when I get them. Her ice cream is meltly and gross. She said it’s bomb. She CONSTANTLY TRIES TO FEED JADE AND IT DRIVES ME CRAZY. WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO TRY EVERY DAMN THING THAT GOES IN YOUR MOUTH.
Got mad on the internet there.
She had ‘walking pneumonia’ when she was bedridden. Hahahahaha
Something about a weight loss surgery that will never happen. She fights with Jade but doesn’t film it.
Comment of the day called her out for pushing fake positive comments on her videos while deleting actual ones but she was too dumb to get it.
Thank god it’s over.
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That baby talk "induenduo" molment was disgusting. Her grabbing her boobs saying "I did that" was disgusting. Why is she acting like a 13 year old in her first relationship rather than a grown ass adult living with her fouth caretaker girlfriend in the last decade?
Jade Francis of NY needs to either be in the video or go the fuck away. Make a choice. I know Amber desperately wants to do the 25 days of gifts like she has with every gf she's had, but when the gf isn't fully on screen it's just obnoxious. Or maybe that's gonna be her cash grab for vlogmas? Now that no one even cares it's time for a reveal. Gotta get those views and all that.
Her psychologist told her she needs to eat whatever she's craving in moderation because otherwise she'll binge? Does she understand what the pre-WLS diet is going to be because she isn't going to get to eat a bunch of bullshit "because it's triggereen if she doesn't". All the crap she eats is a no-no. It's all lean meats and veggies like carrots, broccoli, etc., while cutting out fast food, starches like potatoes and corn, high fat meats, and sugary drinks. Then to the liquid diet both pre and post-op. The other thing with the "eat in moderation what you're craving" thing. Why the fuck would she this thing takes over buy that many snacks? Is it me? Am I being retarded?
Jade Francis of NY needs to either be in the video or go the fuck away. Make a choice. I know Amber desperately wants to do the 25 days of gifts like she has with every gf she's had, but when the gf isn't fully on screen it's just obnoxious. Or maybe that's gonna be her cash grab for vlogmas? Now that no one even cares it's time for a reveal. Gotta get those views and all that.
Her psychologist told her she needs to eat whatever she's craving in moderation because otherwise she'll binge? Does she understand what the pre-WLS diet is going to be because she isn't going to get to eat a bunch of bullshit "because it's triggereen if she doesn't". All the crap she eats is a no-no. It's all lean meats and veggies like carrots, broccoli, etc., while cutting out fast food, starches like potatoes and corn, high fat meats, and sugary drinks. Then to the liquid diet both pre and post-op. The other thing with the "eat in moderation what you're craving" thing. Why the fuck would she this thing takes over buy that many snacks? Is it me? Am I being retarded?
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I don't think it's so much that Wasabi is treated like the red-headed step-child, as it's Wasabi's choice to stay clear of Amber. I bet she tries to lure him out with toys, and he refuses to take the bait so she's given up. I've seen rescue cats that are loving with their new owners, but make a run for it and squish themselves in the most impossible of places to hide as soon as another person enters the home. Poor Wasabi's kittenhood involved riding in Amber's bra, being stretched and dangled by his front paws, and LITERALLY being tossed over Amber's shoulder to the floor. When she left the cats with Rafe and Hannah, Rafe mentioned that Wasabi was so matted that they had to shave him. If after a life of being thrown around, and the only time I got attention was to be held down while my mats were shaved, I'd be avoiding those smelly beachball hoomans at all costs, too.
The wrapping paper is just absurd. One year ago everything was going in those dollar store gift bags. This is the first time she's trying to wrap stuff, so OF COURSE she has to buy more wrapping paper to hoard than my local shop has available for sale. It's like the crate of snacks she buys - then orders DoorDash. Or her buying an entire case of those scratch art pads. I wonder if she's capable of having a normal amount of ANYTHING?
I found it interesting that Amber got that over-complicated weight loss hoola hoop for Jade, though. I thought you said Jade was skinny, Amber?
The wrapping paper is just absurd. One year ago everything was going in those dollar store gift bags. This is the first time she's trying to wrap stuff, so OF COURSE she has to buy more wrapping paper to hoard than my local shop has available for sale. It's like the crate of snacks she buys - then orders DoorDash. Or her buying an entire case of those scratch art pads. I wonder if she's capable of having a normal amount of ANYTHING?
I found it interesting that Amber got that over-complicated weight loss hoola hoop for Jade, though. I thought you said Jade was skinny, Amber?
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Stolen from Twitter but much needed to break up the powerlevelling and personal medical nightmares
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