🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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The magic surgeries+facelife combo will finally reveal her real stunning Portugese mid-2000s Nelly Furtado look. From eater to Kentucky lesbian womaneater.
 
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She is looking fucking roooooough. Ha.
I see she's not removing her make-up either, lovely black stained, piss-hole-in-the-snow piggy eyes. I'd be ashamed to go out looking as greasy and smelly as she does.
If you can't be bothered to wash yourself, don't force other innocent people to witness it.
 
I peeked in on our own Skinwalker to see if she's keeping up with 100 Days of Weighing In alone




FFS, she even says aygs.
 
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I don't know what this thing is but whatever is on her fork is NOT a pancake no matter what part of the world you're from, yet that is what she chooses to call it. Fuck my life.

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Also why is there a "yay" after her stepping on the scale and it showing 344,3 lbs? There should be a floods of tears.
 
Vlogmas Day 3 - December 2nd in the Amberverse. This was really an uneventful day. A bit of Amberism-stupidity, as well as trying to prove the haydurs wrong about her mobility, not getting sick, etc. It's all vapid fluff. She seems to intentionally be staying away from anything relating to weight watchers, weighing in, etc. I mean, she DID say she was going to be doing that, but I wonder if she's saving it for some sort of dramatic event later during Vlogmas.

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Target shopping & haul, decorating the office, Panera bread 🎄 vlogmas day 3

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-- VLOGMAS 2022 --

Location: Sitting at her desk.
Amber is doing her makeup and is recommending eyeshadow pallets. I know even less than Amber about makeup, so I have nothing of value to add. New rumour to address: people think Amber thinks Casey Anthony is innocent, and Amber doesn't believe it. NO ONE CARES. Well, 'KaeRants' does, and is out for blood with Amber... but so far it hasn't gotten interesting.

Jump Cut! Day 3 of the Play-Doh Advent Calendar. Small tub of black play-doh and a top hat stamp. Amber already killed the sparkly white turd that she called a snowman by putting it back in the tub, so she's remade it, using the reindeer antlers as arms. I can't believe I'm reporting on this. She played with play-doh, okay?! Amber sings off key for filler.

Jump Cut! Day 3 of the Kitty Cat Advent Calendar. It's a small cloth fish. Office Christmas tree can be seen in the background. Amber throws the fish toy and Rarity scrambles to get off the cat tree to attack it.

Location: Hurpling to the living room.
Time for Amber to open a gift. The presents are the 'grown up advent calendar'. It's a Burts Bees tin containing "a whole Burt's Bees Molment": Shea butter hand repair cream, Coconut foot cream, Rescue Ointment, Beeswax Lipbalm, Hand Salve, Lemon Butter Cuticle Cream. (Amber needs the creams because insert 'dry gorl' joke here).

Jump Cut: Jade can be seen in the background messing with the chalkboard. Amber's confused that it's Day 3, even though she just told us it was.

FOOD!! Panara Bread!!! Amber got a cheddar and broccoli soup (large), a large turkey sandwich with lettuce and onion. Good news! This time they didn't accidentally send Amber 5 bags of chips that she didn't order! Jade got an Asian sesame chicken side salad and a spicy chicken sandwich if you care. Amber's confused and doesn't recognize the product because it's a 'side' salad instead of a mega size.

Location: Hurpling through the apartment.
Amber claims to be an actual walking allergy. This confuses her, as allergies are only supposed to be from the spring, but she suffers from fall allergies. Amber puts up a Google search screenshot talking about Fall allergies.

[While this could be true, it's likely that dust in the apartment is contributing to her allergies. I ended up editing this out of previous reeecaps to try and shorten them (I screwed up. I'm sorry; I'll do better). I left out a part when Amber was testing the differences in images between her cameras and inserting the clips into her vlog (I think it was the day before the start of vlogmas). In one of the shots, you could see that Mount Torrid was back on her bathroom countertop. In another scene (maybe a different vlog), she puts the camera behind her shelf to show Twinkie sitting on the chair behind her. At the edge of the shot, you can see crud against the baseboard beside the chair. So with 3 pets and half-assed cleaning, I'm sure her allergies could be really bad. Anyway, back to the reeecap.]

Amber hates the words spore, and smear (and also moist). Amber thought she was sick, but it was just allergies. Amber hasn't been sick since she's been with Jade, you keyboard warriors (X to doubt)! So... that time she took the COVID test before mini-putt just didn't happen? OH, every time she thinks she's sick, it's just allergies from her cats (or, you know, cellulitis, UTIs, and MRSA if 'Annie Doran' is correct). During the lymphatic massage, the specialist noticed a cut on Amber's leg and mentioned it and the risk of cellulitis. The lipedema specialist told her that she could be the cleanest person, but if you have lipedema and you have a tiny cut and get normal every day bacteria, you can get cellulitis really easily - so I guess that makes this all okay?

Now Amber's rambling about how much they clean the apartment.

Location: Standing in Target.
Looking for more tat to decorate with. Amber shows a blanket pulled out from it's roll and messily shoved back on it's shelf. Amber asks why someone would do that and calls it 'disrespectful' - as if that wasn't HER 6-7 years ago when she and Destiny would treat Walmart as their playground. Intentional scenes where she sets up the camera and walks by it with a shopping cart to show she's not immobile.

She's looking at 'cute' water bottles and gold-painted pink weights. Amber used to be the jump rope queen - and inserts a clip of her in Krystal's garage jumping rope 200lbs ago.

Amber was just recognized!! They were so sweet. Of course, none of it was included in the vlog, as that would be CONTENT.

Christmas stuff. *touch touch touch touch*. Doesn't find what she was looking for.

Location: Standing in the kitchen.
HAUL TIME!! THUMBNAIL TIME (even though she decides to use the full body shot instead to get clicks - yet it's US who dehumanize her). She's DEVESTATED that she couldn't find the ordamints she wanted. Amber shows a box of red 'ordamints', plastic icicle ordamints, and a green velvety reindeer dust collector for a shelf. Rest of haul: Twinkie treats, Tic Tacs, car ordamint, Mini Fashion Toy Bubble, hideous green purse (her money her choice! Don't come for her!), tree topper (silver star), mens t-shirts for Jade, white Christmas tree dust collector, 'F' and 'B' stockings, and a letters to Santa mailbox dust collector.

Location: Standing in the office.
Decorating the office Christmas tree and office. Terrible camera angles. I don't know if it was the dress, or the camera angle making her belly looking extra bulbous, but at one point she looked like a Matryoshka doll. The tree topper looks like the dimensional key from the 'Masters of the Universe' movie when it lights up. Jade moved Amber's presents into the office to minimize Amber's need to walk, I guess?

YouTube Random Comment Picker.
Andrew P says "You're probably tired because you don't like, get up."
Amber thanks Andrew for the comment, but doesn't understand what he means.

Outro.

TL;DR: Shopping for decorations. Decorating. Panera Bread. Advent Calendars. Amber totally doesn't get sick. Rambling. Unacceptably small amount of pet footage.
 
Everything Amber does these days is performative. She now totally not using a mobility chair while she was using one when she was 100 pounds lighter. She totally eating healthy food while still gaining at 510 pounds. Amber wants to portrait a picture of health while having a BMI of 90. Will she go to a Christmas market this year? My answer is NO.
 
@Boolean Bitch said: "She seems to intentionally be staying away from anything relating to weight watchers, weighing in, etc. I mean, she DID say she was going to be doing that, but I wonder if she's saving it for some sort of dramatic event later during Vlogmas."

We know that she likes to go back to Weight Watchers bc she can manipulate the system by using the point range recommended for her highest weight (instead of calculating the points she would need to lose weight at her current weight- 511, she uses her highest weight 572.4) so that she can eat the junk she wants. Yet she will STILL eat over the point limit and dip into the weekly point allowance & even over that. And since she is only going to weigh-in once a week now, she has purposely set herself up to be able to eat whatever she wants through the holiday season & justify it by saying "you guise need to reuhlize that everyone gains weight over the holidays - it' s not her fault! Just look at the sugar cookie sets she bought, there was enough in one package for each of them to make & decorate plenty of cookies yet she bought 2. Her mindset is fucked.

I predict that she will ignore talking about Weight Watchers & will avoid the weight ins or just stop mentioning them & continue to plow full speed ahead thru December eating whatever garbage she can get her hands on. Then come Jan 1st it will be the same old, old same old-excited about a new diet, new planner, new 100 day challenge she will never finish, etc. My guess is that she will at least put on another 20-25 pounds by year end. YALLAH!!!

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Wipey really deserves her Air Jordans this Christmas if she's gonna be the one rubbing that foot cream into Amber's dainty trotters because no way is Our Gorl going to be doing that herself.
 
So if you click the following image you can see how bad her views have hit. I personally think people are tired of Jade like really tired of Jade, she is so central to Amber's content yet contributes actually nothing. I think also it is actually cringing content, and if you look at anything that is cringing interest deteriorates over time as it is cringing, and it makes you feel uncomfortable.

Vlogmas has come to a lucky point as we have established she needs more than 1 million views to break even. She has managed to stick to a million since October by click baiting every single video. The problem is that it is having a negative effect finally because it exacts buyer's remorse.

In Youtube, there is a cardinal law that out of vogue channels cannot do and that is clickbait, it will hurt your channel more than benefit it. Look at people like Ali-A, Shane, and James Charles now they are actually struggling.

Since Jen died and Chantal grew boring people are starting to leave Gorlworld because it is a boring lolcow sphere. It is very slow and with Amber not doing anything and the community's disdain for Jade. People are going elsewhere but she did this all to herself.
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It's very clear she has favourites. Maybe she doesn't think Wasabi is as cute, therefor he's not worth the screen time.

I hope this cunt doesn't get anymore pets.
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I think this is where most of her arm scratches that dont heal come from. She has always handled animals roughly and they grew up with trying to get away from her. I view amber with animals like lenny from mice and men. I think off camera she tries to scoop up the cats and love on them but they always wriggle out of her grasp and scratch her trying to get away. She never seems to pick them up on camera and twink really just climbs on amber because shes as big as a couch anyway. Amber claims to love her animals but we only see her interactions with them if they just happen to come up to her.

She would also never show us that interaction because its not very fur momma of her to have her babies scramble away from her.
 
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So if you click the following image you can see how bad her views have hit. I personally think people are tired of Jade like really tired of Jade, she is so central to Amber's content yet contributes actually nothing. I think also it is actually cringing content, and if you look at anything that is cringing interest deteriorates over time as it is cringing, and it makes you feel uncomfortable.

Vlogmas has come to a lucky point as we have established she needs more than 1 million views to break even. She has managed to stick to a million since October by click baiting every single video. The problem is that it is having a negative effect finally because it exacts buyer's remorse.

In Youtube, there is a cardinal law that out of vogue channels cannot do and that is clickbait, it will hurt your channel more than benefit it. Look at people like Ali-A, Shane, and James Charles now they are actually struggling.

Since Jen died and Chantal grew boring people are starting to leave Gorlworld because it is a boring lolcow sphere. It is very slow and with Amber not doing anything and the community's disdain for Jade. People are going elsewhere but she did this all to herself.
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Ouch, even "I'M GETTING WLS" only garnered her a couple thousand more views than her normal range, that must sting. Hopefully she realizes soon that she needs to do something interesting, unlike Chantal, I don't think she's willing to throw herself away financially to present well online.

Again looking at her social blade and assuming she doesn't have another source of income, she's making about $3,000 after tax a month (and that's being generous). I don't remember what was the consensus on which Henry floorplan she lives in, but it's pretty obvious that 3 job having wifey is the only reason she's able to continue to live in relative comfort.
 
I’m watching her new fucking vlog. I can’t say how much I hate this stupid opening where she just laughs over basic bitch title cards.

She thinks she’s a public figure. Lol check yo stats gorl.

She’s low key defending Casey Anthony. Get bent.

Is anyone else tired of watching a 30 something woman play with play dough at a kindergarten level?

She’s so grateful for the subscriber who sent her an advent calendar that she can’t name them.

Big shock, Wasabi doesn’t even get a try with the toy.

Also the amount that these bitches say ‘baby’ makes me want to throw shit.

“I got a hand salve! I bet it’s for your hands.”

Eye twitch.

Amber doesn’t understand what a side salad is. They aren’t supposed to be that small!

She has allergies and googles what allergies are and makes us read them cuz we’re as stupid as she is.

She hasn’t been sick at ALL since Jade came, guys. Not once. Ignore the other videos.

In target and shoots a full body shot of her pushing her cart. To prove she doesn’t use a scooter!!!!!

Why does she have to touch EVERYTHING in the store.

Someone recognized her in the store. SHE’S A PUBLIC FIGURE.

It’s so weird how red looks like orange sometimes, gorls. She’s also trying out clickbait thumbnails. Thank you for not editing that out.

A new purse…even though she wasn’t even using a purse in Target. If you don’t use a purse for shopping….why do???

Baby. Baby. BABY.

I really wanna see her on that step stool.

This random comment picker is actually a brilliant idea. It’s for sure making more people comment trash to troll her. More comments is just another win for her, no matter what they say.

But it’s funny as hell.

Tons of Rarity, mention of Twinkie, not once a Wasabi.

Mic drop.
 
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