🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[DefCon Dumb]

Most of us just sweat occasionally. Hamber exudes fat from every pore. Grease, lymph fluid, gross smega infected fat fold belly button toxic waste. Won't even go to gross leaky legs. There are bodily fluids leaking out of this monstrosity that science hasn't even classified.

On a brighter note, I had my first vein surgery today. Four more to go. Color me optimistic.

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Back in the day I looked after, (home care), people who were fat & bed bound or severely restricted in their movement due to other illnesses. Even the most immaculate about their personal hygiene easily developed skin breakdowns & odor problems. The largest I ever cared for wouldn't be classed as more than a small-medium fat, (250 lb. woman) & she kept herself as clean as possible yet lifting her skin folds too often offered unpleasant surprises in the smell department.

Amber's hygiene is clearly appalling & has been for years. Her "food" intake, consisting of so much salt & grease guarantees her sweat STINKS. I can also pretty much guarantee she's got a few fungal colonies in various nooks & crannies & at least a few skin breakdowns. Her lack of hygiene & shitty overall health, especially her circulation guarantees they heal poorly if at all.

Her advocating for her own health rates as strongly as my half grown kitten "advocating for food" - he expects it there when he wants it... period. And she expects all her real issues as well as her self indulgent medical womblies to be instantly dealt with. If they're not - to her satisfaction, it's the medical system's fault.

No way in hell she'd put in the work & push back as did our Slappy... too much of an over fed baby for that.

Slappy - hope your other procedures go smoothly. As far as I can tell from that photo, you're doing well.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Slappy - hope your other procedures go smoothly. As far as I can tell from that photo, you're doing well.

Thank you. They will. I have a great doc and trust him implicitly.

This is exactly where Hamber has failed. She refuses to accept the truth (a real smackdown) of her obesity and instead moves on to another doc that she "vibes" with. Any doctor vibing with Hamber is blowing smoke up her ass.

An honest doctor would bust her fatphobia wide open -- you're morbidly obese and unless you work to self- correct NOW, you're likely dead in 5 years.

Bitch don't wanna hear that, you on ignore. So... how's that 511 ellbees while losing 40 feeling? I love the speculation. I say 545 by New Year. 600 in 2023 and infinity beyond!

Until cardiac fat choked heart arrest.

 

[R-2E-054]

Will hint heavily at a new retard in the arm wings nd resume live streaming for a smol while.

If she lives to see a new girlfriend chapter, any bets on what she'll look like? I'm guessing a Destiny lookalike.

 

[I call shenanigans]

This is exactly where Hamber has failed. She refuses to accept the truth (a real smackdown) of her obesity and instead moves on to another doc that she "vibes" with. Any doctor vibing with Hamber is blowing smoke up her ass.

An honest doctor would bust her fatphobia wide open -- you're morbidly obese and unless you work to self- correct NOW, you're likely dead in 5 years.

Bitch don't wanna hear that, you on ignore. So... how's that 511 ellbees while losing 40 feeling? I love the speculation. I say 545 by New Year. 600 in 2023 and infinity beyond!

She's been told the truth by three Bariatric Surgeons already (well 3 I remember during my time watching her). She's not going to accept that her gluttony is the cause, and that is what will prevent her bring approved for surgery. Until patients stop with the excuses and take responsibility, they aren't given physiological approval.

As for advocating for yourself, I had to do similar earlier this year with my surgery. Ended up going through our dept of health complaint system pointing out that their refusal to schedule my surgery was illegal....it was booked within 7 days. Amber has no idea what advocating for her health even means. It certainly doesn't mean insisting on a CT scan that you pay for anyway.

 

[Ben Lurkin']

She's fatter than ever and looks like she smells like a combination of Fritos and Surstromming.

...and those layggs look and smell like left-out-in-the-sun lutefisk.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

might be getting sick, delicious snacks, & massive storm | weigh in day 27 | vlog​

Spoiler: Archive

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Just when I think she can't be any more banal, she proves me wrong. 16 minutes of absolutely nothing.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

If she lives to see a new girlfriend chapter, any bets on what she'll look like? I'm guessing a Destiny lookalike.

A Dusty lookalike with a Thumby personality. Amber's relationships also follow a cycle, and a doormat comes next.

She's been told the truth by three Bariatric Surgeons already (well 3 I remember during my time watching her). She's not going to accept that her gluttony is the cause, and that is what will prevent her bring approved for surgery. Until patients stop with the excuses and take responsibility, they aren't given physiological approval....

Yeah. With the first doctor (2019), Amber claimed he wouldn't let her eat fruits or vegetables (despite making a video to the contrary). With the second doctor (2020), Amber later said she told Amber to eat a fruit or vegetable with her meals and Amber found that unacceptable. With the third doctor (late 2021), they made her do a psych eval., and they estimated she'd need at least 2 years of therapy to deal with her food issues before surgery could be considered. Actually, you could even say there has already been 4 doctors, if you believe her story about being contacted by My 600LB Life. OH YEAH, and in 2018 there was the gay male therapist (that Amber was totally comfortable working with), who told her she needed therapy to deal with her issues in order to lose weight.


Woot!! Another one!
Amber's Sick again? Oh no, is she getting her annual case of Norovirus again?

Spoiler: might be getting sick, delicious snacks, & massive storm | weigh in day 27 | vlog

-- NOVEMBER 29 2022 --

Location: Sitting at her Desk.
Amber is recommending the 'Sparkling ICE' drink, (which is really just diet soda), a drink which we've seen her drink on this channel for YEARS and is not something she just discovered. FILLER.

Location: Standing in the bathroom.
Amber is holding a bottle of Clorox Bleach Foamer cleaner in her shower and is pretending that she cleans and does housework. FILLER.

Location: Standing at her frontdoor.
Opens the door to reveal a giant cardboard box. Amber says it's a Christmas tree. This one is for the office. Amber shows us what I think was one of the 'wallflower scent' things from her BBW haul and says she hears us loud and clear about not using this shit around her pets. She's been told this for years, so I'm sure this is just FILLER. Amber can't figure out why a company would sell something that's toxic to pets. Because not everyone owns pets, Amber. Because people are assumed to NOT BE RETARDED and look into it, Amber. Amber wants to find pet safe 'smelly goods'.

Vlogmas is tomorrow (not today). She plans to change her sign from 'Velvet and Honey' to say 'Vlogmas' and show what day we are on. She talks about her i.am.bambi Instagram name change. Whines about random shit her viewers were saying about 'Lynnmas'. FILLER.

Location: Sitting at the desk.
Amber is working on LEGO. Rarity helps by sitting on the instruction book so it doesn't blow away or fall off the table. Teamwork! Call me an asshole, but I'm starting to wonder if Amber ONLY pets Rarity duing the vlogs to ensure the cat wanders over to her and gets in the shot. Amber's also watching H3.

Location: Sitting in bed.
She's watching the Casey Anthony Documentary on Peacock(?) Amber is PUMPED! OBSESSED! Snacking on Tru Fru candies (it's chocolate covered fruit like raspberries). SO GOOD. They are about the size of a $0.25 gumball, and 4.5 pieces are 5 points. (Of course, 4.5 pieces of raspberries without chocolate are 0 points, but that will just trigger Amber's ultra unique BED) Amber's going to keep the app open, and keep adding one piece every time she eats one, because she doesn't know how many she wants. Ahh, I see this weight watchers attempts is going to also going to include 'intuitive eating'. Amber jump cuts so we don't find out how many she ate (I'm guessing the entire bag).

Location: Sitting at her desk.
Amber watched the first part and part of the second of the Casey Anthony Documentary, and warns you to fast forward if you don't want spoilers. Amber's watching this to get her own closure.

Change of topic. Amber has a sore throat. Amber is one of the ones who suffers from tonsil stones, and doesn't know if that's what it is. RARITY!!

"WEIGH IN": 511.4lbs. "On Track" yesterday. Amber can't even be bothered to show the scale anymore.

It's hair washing day according to Amber. Do you know how many times you HAYDURS accuse her of having greasy hair, when it's really just wet from the shower? Countless times, and it's crazy. She's not being a greasy dirtbag with this poopbun shit, she's going through a phase where she LIKES wearing it like this... but she wants to take care of her hair more. RARITY!! Yet more FILLER.

Location: Hurpling through the apartment.
It's massively storming outside. Let's go look! Terrible, blurry, Blair Wtich type footage. I can't see anything going on, but the ground is wet and it sounds like hail. Amber shows her balcony, then finds and picks up a hail stone to show the camera. TWINKIE(!!!) follows Amber to the balcony in time for a large strike of lightning. Twinkie seems completely unphased at first, then seems to get a bit anxious by Amber's panicked stampeding from the flash. Thankfully, our pluviophile doesn't trample her dog while running from the storm. Horrible off-key singing. A disembodied voice encourages her to continue.

Location: Sitting at her desk.
Amber is showing her cellphone with the video feed from her Ring doorbell. She uses this opportunity to show herself flapping around on the balcony, showing a full-body shot in full infra-red glory. FILLER.

Location: Hurpling into the kitchen.
"Have you guys ever heard 'don't take showers while storming?'" Amber is still going to wash her hair regardless. Amber's digging through the fridge, and shows all of her Chobani Flip yogurt flavours. Chooses s'mores, which is 8 points. Amber is choosing this as her dinner, and finds the point count 'perfect'. (Amber of course is oblivious that your average woman only gets about 23 points per day on Weight Watchers - this is why you get 'free' fruits and non-starchy vegetables). She makes us watch her try it. She pretends to like it - event though she's been buying this stuff for years. Wipey gets an off-screen taste test. FILLER.

YouTube Random Comment Picker:
Erin Ashley says "Then she waddled away. Waddle waddle..."
Amber thanks Erin for the fatshaming fatphobia and LOVES THAT.

Location: Standing in the bathroom
Ooh, tonsil update! Her tonsils have pus pockets. Last time that happened, she had tonsilitis. Hey, the universe that is colliding with her may be trying to help stop her from eating so much! Amber can't understand this, as she doesn't really get colds or stuff - you know, except all of the times that she does, so don't come for her about it!! TOMMOROW.IS.VLOGMAS! Gives proper outro.

TL;DR: FILLER. Hurpling. LEGO. FILLER. Taste test of yogurt. Rarity and Twinkie. FILLER. Storm. FILLER. Possible Tonsilitis (self diagnosis). 511.4lbs 'On Track'. "Weight watchers is working". Makes stupid food choices so she can later justify a 'binge' and then quit WW.

[Edited to Add: This was so dull that I decided to include a silly Amber-themed YouTube Short that's more interesting]

Amberlynn Reid’s tik tok

www.youtube.com

 

[AboutTreeFiddy]

Hambutt does not have Prader-Wili. But Krystal's mother correctly TREATED Hambutt like a bona-fide middling-to-low-functioning Prader-Wili and locked the cupboards up in the kitchen.

Amber is just a low life piece of shit EXACTLY like her mother and father. If it ain't being fat, it'd be drugs, alcohol, or whatever along with her normal (like her parents) PREDATORY behavior.

Put responsibility where it needs to be. Fat Albert and only Fat Albert.

You know I had completely forgotten about Krystal’s mom locking up the pantry and fridge (was it the fridge too?) because Amber. I realize our dainty Hamhock doesn’t have Prader-Wili but I see the intense flashes of food aggression that I saw in a friend of my aunt’s who adopted a young girl who ended up having the syndrome. But you’re right if it wasn’t food it would be some sort of other vice like her dearest ex-meth head Time Share saleswoman extraordinaire mother Kristin who apparently did any drug under the sun. But if I had to guess concerning Amber and vices I could see her getting into trouble for grooming young confused guys/gorls/trans. Look at how young some of her past girlfriends were! Hamber has struck me as someone with some very dark sexual stuff going on.

I agree with almost everything you've said....except...they will NOT research her. Medical professionals and their staff have better ways to use their time than checking out potential patients social media accounts. IF she gets to the point where she actually has an appointment, she'll shoot herself in the foot with her big mouth and fistful of excuses. It's pretty simple for trained bariatric medical professionals to pick a hopeless case. I was only ever wrong about one person in many years.

Not being in the US, I'm hoping someone can enlighten me on how the health insurance works for someone like Amber. She said she "applied" and is putting it out in the universe that she'll be "accepted". Is health insurance like life insurance where they take detailed medical history, apply their risk analysis algorithm, then choose to accept or decline. I can't imagine any company insuring health or life etc, taking on a 500+lb liability. Can companies actually turn you down? Where I am (Australia) health insurers put a one year mandatory wait against pre-existing conditions before patients can claim for elective surgery procedures. As WLS is due to obesity, that is considered to be pre-existing so WLS will not be covered by the policy for a minimum 12 months. I also wonder if Amber has any idea about the often massive out of pocket expenses that can be racked up before WLS approval. Most folk here use that 12 month wait to go through all the approval process requirements, as well as save up for the very substantial out of pocket expenses they'll incur.

ETA: @Slappy McGherkin congratulations on getting surgery #1 done and dusted. Onwards and upwards fellow KFer

I meant as far researching her goes the young girls in the office will undoubtedly look Amber up and get all the tea from various reaction channels. I didn’t mean like the doctor sitting down and doing some official deep dive lol. You’re right no doctor has time for that.

As far as insurance goes here they no longer allow disqualification based on preexisting conditions. I have known three people in the last five years or so who have had WLS and all three were required to attend pre-qualification psych appointments with their doctor’s internal team. Insurance makes the patient and doctor jump through hoops because it’s a big surgery that could end badly for patients like Amber and let’s face it there’s probably not much success for patients her size and stupidity either smh.

Regarding individual insurance here Amber can go to any company, fill out the application form and change over her coverage from one company to another as long as she’s got the money. My spidey-sense is tingling here because of the timing. If Amber went through the process to have Social Security declare her disabled, then her insurance is covered through Medicare directly. Amber CAN choose to have what’s called an Advantage Plan where a regular corporate insurance company will administer the health plan for Medicare, often with much better coverage and doctors and copayments, for an extra fee per month Amber would be responsible for. Ambers seems to need to change ‘now’ for 2023 and that’s because the only time you can change your plan like this is during what’s called ‘open enrollment’ period which runs end of October until December 31st every year. I really get a feeling Amber now gets federal government benefits through Social Security and Medicare but is keeping it very hush because she’d have to declare her YT monies which would offset her monthly benefits check. I know it’s a long shot but ever since reading about Jade’s lawsuits and imo shady manipulation of anti-racist hostile work environment laws, I could see her having instructed Amber in how to grift off the system and save quite a bit of money every month. Of course Hamplanet is so f’ng stupid and uneducated she followed right along.

Anyway just a thought. I left a lot of the unimportant shit out to save time but that’s basically how it works. Hope that kind of helps anyone not in the states.

@Slappy McGherkin best of luck on number two. We’ll be thinking of you

Oh man, what causes you to gain 5 pounds in 2 days? Her regular "off track" eating was bouncing her between 505 and 506 for weeks so I'd be super interested to know what happened here. Additionally, for some people when you eat majorly "of track" you can gain a pound or 2 but then drop it the next day after eating normally again (REAL water weight) but as seen with early on, she jumped up from like 497 to 502 on day 6 and again from 502 to 505 on day 10 and never came back down, which indicates actual fat gain, even with lipedema.

That’s easy for someone her size. She is over a QUARTER OF A TON. Think about that for a second. She could easily gain five pounds overnight by getting up in the morning and not taking a crap or a wee before she weighed in. She could have sat with her legs down a lot of the day before and she retained water or she ate bags of pork rinds with tons of extra salt. Five pounds isn’t unreasonable a fluctuation in someone super morbidly obese. But no one should be weighing themselves once per day. It’s not healthy but Hamber has been told this by professionals

 

[Canuck Breaker]

Just when I think she can't be any more banal, she proves me wrong. 16 minutes of absolutely nothing.

"Vlogs is sposta be boring."

 

[low sodium]

might be getting sick, delicious snacks, & massive storm | weigh in day 27 | vlog​

https://youtube.com/watch?v=CjhCmDV0VJI

weigh in day 27
511.4

 

[Golly]

weigh in day 27
511.4
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I haven't posted in this thread in ages, so not sure if the comparison has been made yet.

Amberlynn's mentulz have never been stellar, but this past year of increased paranoia of her audience and somehow further isolation has taken its toll.

 

[caffeinated_pirate]

Just…she has gained soo much in one month, and she’s almost happy about it. When will she just admit that she likes the fat?

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

So how long before the sore throat turns into the inevitable hulth skeer that's gonna make her to go ER and quit vlogmas over an imaginary throat infection?

 

[DefCon Dumb]

She's far too cheerful & talking too much for someone with a significant sore throat.

 

[Esquilax]

Adding onto @AboutTreeFiddy I don't believe she qualifies for Medicare or Medicaid, I'd have to look into the eligibility in Kentucky for Medicaid. I would hope the social security/disability structure in place would see her income and deny any and all applications from our gorl, but if DSP can get a bankruptcy rubber stamped, why can't Amber.

My guess from the start of this new insurance thing is she is applying to get on Jade's workplace insurance as a spouse/domestic partner, which would cost a lot to Jade. A lot of insurance now will just add someone on if they share an address. Another possibility is she "applied" through a pre authorization for surgery from this doctor through whatever insurance she has now. The pre auth would give more of an idea how much she'll owe on the surgery and aftercare.

Most likely is she is trying for a lower deductible/high premium ppo through the marketplace, they can approve or deny based on your income and if you're able to afford the premiums.

 

[We're All Going To Hell 2]

Adding onto @AboutTreeFiddy I don't believe she qualifies for Medicare or Medicaid, I'd have to look into the eligibility in Kentucky for Medicaid. I would hope the social security/disability structure in place would see her income and deny any and all applications from our gorl, but if DSP can get a bankruptcy rubber stamped, why can't Amber.

My guess from the start of this new insurance thing is she is applying to get on Jade's workplace insurance as a spouse/domestic partner, which would cost a lot to Jade. A lot of insurance now will just add someone on if they share an address. Another possibility is she "applied" through a pre authorization for surgery from this doctor through whatever insurance she has now. The pre auth would give more of an idea how much she'll owe on the surgery and aftercare.

Most likely is she is trying for a lower deductible/high premium ppo through the marketplace, they can approve or deny based on your income and if you're able to afford the premiums.

She makes far too much $ for medicaid and she would have to be on disability for a year to qualify for Medicare. Jade has to have lived in KY for a year (iirc) to be a permanent resident and then paperwork established for domestic partnership to be on her insurance.

You hit the nail on the head about Marketplace. She's not going to have a fun time and her insurance is still going to be high af because her income has been higher than most people the last few years.

I give a big X on her ever going through with surgery.

*edit*
For YT adsense in the US one has to use their SSN. The social security office has a list of all your jobs past and current. She can't get out of not reporting her income to get benefits. So to put that speculation to rest, the only way to grift the system is under the table cash/personal check in hand.

 

[HackerX]

...and those layggs look and smell like left-out-in-the-sun lutefisk.

Old people legs are one of my primordial terrors. Thank God for the sleeve!

I also chuckle at the "Off track/on Track column". Idk why she does that to herself. (Well, I know why but I digress)

Though I have a degree for content that I'm not even sure how feasible it would be. Have some non-TV, non-pozzed psychologist talk to her for an hour and stream it live. I'd watch the hell out of that. Maybe even click on the video without AdBlock!

 

[maybe a pigeon]

I wondered whether and how the WL surgeon would know about Amber’s social media presence, when duh, her new patient paperwork will include information about her employment/source of income.

OMG imagine being a fly on the wall when the receptionist, physician’s assistants, and nurses find out Amber is a Youtuber. Slow day at the office? Feeling a little bored? Not a problem! We have 10 years of YouTube plus instagram and Tiktok for you! If I were sitting on a chair I’d fall off it laughing over their reaction to their first sight of one of Amber’s TikTok thirst traps, or the infamous jiggling in the sheer black dress.

 

[ADHD]

She's basically writing the same thing on each line, yet the lines are all of varying width. Tsk, tsk, sloppy.