-- NOVEMBER 25 2022 --
Location: Standing outside of the closet
"Hello hello. Today is Black Friday, might do some shopping". She's choosing her earrings. Boolean's Review: Gaudy. She also dons the faux leather shearling jacket.
Location: Outside of Bath and Body Works.
Blair Witch type footage as she goes into the shop and touches stuff. Jump cut and she leaves with a big bag.
Location: Outside of Marshalls
She claims it's been a decade since she's last been to a Marshalls. She's picking at purses, because of course she needs more to donate to GoodWill in January when she doesn't have other content. Looking at Christmas stuff. Amber says "Christmas has LIDURALLY puked in here", and I whole-heartedly agree. Films herself in front of the mirror for 1) The body shot to get engagement, and 2) To show there is no scooter. Jump cut and she leaves with two bags.
Location: Inside of a Vietnamese restaurant
Gets Bubble Tea, a chicken and mixed vegetable dish, a side soup (broth and scallions), and a cola which is just at the edge of view. She shows Jade's order of pho with an extra plate of bean sprouts. Amber sips the broth. Dinner over - Amber hated it. Calling it now: we're going to soon see a massive 'off track' gain as she has to make up for Jade pushing her into eating something healthy. Hey, don't call me the asshole here (although I am an asshole) - these are the rules of Amber's super unique BED as stated by Amber herself.
Location: In the kitchen of her 'luxery' apartment
HAUL TIME! "Black Friday Haul, WOOOO!" [Warning: lower your volume for the 'woo' part if you're wearing headphones]. Didn't buy much, because they were being responsible adults.
Marshalls: wrapping paper, wrapping paper, wrapping paper, wrapping paper, wrapping paper, potted fake plant, Vans shoes (Jade), makeup brush set/holder (Jade). Amber asks Jade "What are you going to use these for?" pointing to the cotton pads, and Jade has to tell Amber they are for CLEANING YOUR FACE.
Bath and Body Works: stress relief essential oil mist (Jade), 3 bars of soap (Jade), handsoap, handsoap holder, 3 wall 'flower holder thingies', red velvet nutcracker, 3 wallflower scents.
Location: Bathroom tub.
Jade is filming Amber giving Twinkie a bath. Jump cut, and Amber is holding Twinkie, who is wrapped in a towel. Amber says that Twinkie hates baths. Right now, Twinkie's expression seems to be asking why Jade didn't give her the bath like she always does. Amber gives advice on helping deal with your dogs fear of baths (and of course it involves FOOD).
[Public Service Announcement: Don't take advice from Amber]
Jump cut: Twinkie has the zoomies. Twinkie's jumping around on a bed that is in an absolute STATE. Poor dog's gonna need another bath after this. Twinkie invites Rarity to partake in zoomies, and is denied.
Location: Sitting at her desk.
Weird camera angle to show Twinkie sitting on the chair behind Amber's shelf. Amber is wrapping more gifts. Amber complains about her face. She rubbed it raw using the makeup wipes.
SCALE SCREEN: 506.4lbs. Off track day, but worth it because of carbageddon (which is everything you need to know about her weighloss intentions). Claims to have had 3 plates of Thanksgiving dinner the previous day ("meal 1", "meal 2", "meal 3").
Amber had a surreal molment at Marshalls. Normally, she feels smaller than she really is and forgets that she's the shape of the Deathstar, because she spends all of her time sitting at her desk and making duck lips into the viewfinder. The multiple full length mirrors at Marshalls shattered that delusion. She's noticed her recent weight gain and how big she truly is, and of course made a joke about this, because she doesn't actually care. Amber says she looks like someone stuck something inside of her and inflated it. [SKELETON IN A BEACH BALL!!] This is the first time in YEARS that Amber claims to have felt this way, and it was eye-opening and unfortunate. It slapped her in the face. Yes yes, "I now see what you see"; you say this once or twice a year. In fact, you were HEAVIER than this when you were doing a bunch of 'Before and After' shots to show how much weight you had lost - and then getting mad at the audience for seeing that you were still very big. Amber blames her ankle; blames her food addiction.
RARITY!! She senses the audience's anger rising at this bullshit, and gently puts her paw out as if to say "Gorl.... stahp!"
-- NOVEMBER 26 2022 --
Location: Sitting at her desk.
UNBOXING!! Amazon tat. "As a vlogger, you don't go around carrying huge ring lights". No, but generally vloggers do own them and use them in their homes/recording studios - you know, the location you film in 99.8% of the time?. It's an LED light with a similar size and dimensions to a drink coaster. Amber can't figure out the written instructions to turn on the light.
Amber plays with the light settings - I didn't pay attention. My attention was captured by the amount of pilling on her shirt, as well as the collar and armpit stains. Amber later points out the stains. So she KNEW that she looked like a hobo and CHOSE to wear this for the camera. Awesome. Amber blames her washing machine for ruining a lot of her clothing. I blame user error.
LEGO Update. First box done, she's now going to start on the second box.
SCALE SCREEN: 506.6lb. Off track.
YouTube Random Comment Picker:
KK says "Tammy lemon is an angel and she is really kind and lovely compared to you"
Amber's response is that she doesn't watch her, but knows of her content, and with what she has seen of her Amber thinks she is kind.
Amber gives a proper outro.
