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🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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If that were true then why didn't she tell Becky to do it. I would argue it's Jade that cares enough about Twinkie to walk her and get her nails trimmed, so makes sure it happens. Amber didn't suddenly become a concerned pet parent until Jade was in residence.
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Anyone wanna count how many times she used the word ‘trigger’ in this vid?
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Been a easily year since I've checked on Big Al. Oh look, nothing changed.
(11/23/22 weigh-in, 504.4)
I'm seeing from the above poll, that she is wanting to put Jade's face on camera now? She needs holiday lego money.
>tfw you need to plot for holiday lego money
(11/23/22 weigh-in, 504.4)
I'm seeing from the above poll, that she is wanting to put Jade's face on camera now? She needs holiday lego money.
>tfw you need to plot for holiday lego money
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Okay, Amber. So get the fuck off Youtube. No, really. If it causes you anxiety and doesn’t allow you to lose weight or become healthier, then get the fuck off Youtube.
Spoiler alert. She will not. RIP 100 days of whatever.
Spoiler alert. She will not. RIP 100 days of whatever.
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Not only that, what 30 year old decent human being would give/get a hickey and then display it for all to see? Fucking gross that someone wants your fatass and gross, this isn't high school.
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This video is a rambling, disjointed mess with little of substance. It's mostly her justifying her behaviours while also blaming her audience. In other words, just another day that ends in a 'y'.
TL;DR: FUCK YOU, PAYPIGS.
Okay, I'll put in more effort.
TL;DR: No Jade. RARITY!! Muh food addiction, muh ED. Healthy foods trigger a binge, but she could never binge on them. Solution is to keep indulging in junk food addiction. 504.4lbs. Only 48.4lbs to go to hit her 40lbs weight loss goal - but she's not going to show you any more. Boolyeen, triggering, suffering, oh MY!
-- NOVEMBER 17 2022 --
SCALE SCREEN!! 504.4lbs (500lbs). Lost over 2lbs because she intuitively ate and was on track. Amber says if she's on track, she'll either lose weight, stay the same, or gain some. Thanks for clarifying that, Amber. Captain Obvious says that if you're trying to lose weight, are 'on track' and still gain at 500lbs, you're probably not actually 'on track'. Oh, binging is what causes her to gain a lot of weight (and not her lipedema?) She babbles about seeing the difference in her weights between intuitive eating vs binging.
RARITY!!! Amber babbles about how we always see her in the same spot because she does everything in that spot. "Most of my time is spent in here, because I do everything in here". Again, thanks for the clarification. The criticism is that you don't do anything elsewhere. Size 4 sweater, but she wishes she got a smaller size. Don't worry, at this rate I'm sure it will be more 'cozy' by Christmas.
Jump Cut!! She's still in the same spot - but claims that she's been moving around all day (and of course didn't film it for us to see). Snacking on olives because they don't trigger her as much as other foods. Writerlynn 'spelt' beautiful as 'BEU-T-FUL' on her first doodle sheet, and people on instagram have been taking the piss out of her for it. The joke's on you haydurs; Amber was merely PRETENDING to be retarded.
Amber says that she was doing this 100 Days of Weighing In for herself, and she admits that the other times were done for YouTube content. She's not sure if she wants to keep filming it because people have been SO BRUTAL, and it's so TRIGGERING if you have an ED! Shame everywhere she looks on social media.
You people are SO CRUEL! Eating disorders are chemical and not something you choose. Maybe, but picking up your phone, opening the DoorDash app, selecting a supersized meal, and placing the order are multiple actions you choose. Suffer suffer suffer... So many people messaging her in secret to talk about how hurt they are when they see Amber's comments. People shouldn't be judged for their addictions (but should they not be judged for their ACTIONS?) BOOLYEEN!
Broccoli is a trigger because it's really healthy so it triggers her into thinking about bad food. Broccoli = punishment, so it makes her want to binge on bad food. Apparently her psychologist explained this all to her, and has given her help on how to deal with this, but it's sooo hard with the constant battles in her brain. Chewing is triggering. Eating a carrot will make her wish she was eating chips instead. Eating yogurt makes her want ice cream. So healthy food makes her want to binge on junk, and junk makes her want to binge on junk? Oh, she also has food addiction. Once she starts eating, she can't stop.
[I guess this means that due to her very special and unique addiction, she has to keep indulging in her junk food addiction knowing she won't be able to stop? And the unacceptable alternative would be abstaining, because it would make her want to indulge in her junk food addiction?]
Amber thinks it would be easier if she could stop eating and just survive without eating. Um, you actually can, Amber. At 500lbs, you are essentially a 130 lbs gorl with 300lbs of extra fat and 70lbs extra skin. 300lbs is approximately 1,050,000 calories. That's enough fat to sustain you for a YEAR (or more).
Only 1% of the food pyramid doesn't trigger her, and olives are one of those. If you don't understand that or have never experienced that, you're lucky. No, I've never experienced every single food (except olives) constantly triggering me to binge every second because I'm not batshit crazy. (Maybe I am; I am reeecapping this, after all). Amber admits she's never binged on anything healthy like broccoli. Various emotions also trigger her binges.
She's not going to talk about her binging and food struggles for a while (TRANSLATION: she's saving it for vlogmas), but it's all YOUR fault! You expect too much detail. You complain that she's a bad storyteller. You WANT to be confused by Amber's inconsistent stories. No more deep discussions because she needs to do things to make her feel better.
-- THANKS FOR WATCHING *KISSY LIPS* --
SCALE SCREEN!! 504.4lbs (500lbs). Lost over 2lbs because she intuitively ate and was on track. Amber says if she's on track, she'll either lose weight, stay the same, or gain some. Thanks for clarifying that, Amber. Captain Obvious says that if you're trying to lose weight, are 'on track' and still gain at 500lbs, you're probably not actually 'on track'. Oh, binging is what causes her to gain a lot of weight (and not her lipedema?) She babbles about seeing the difference in her weights between intuitive eating vs binging.
RARITY!!! Amber babbles about how we always see her in the same spot because she does everything in that spot. "Most of my time is spent in here, because I do everything in here". Again, thanks for the clarification. The criticism is that you don't do anything elsewhere. Size 4 sweater, but she wishes she got a smaller size. Don't worry, at this rate I'm sure it will be more 'cozy' by Christmas.
Jump Cut!! She's still in the same spot - but claims that she's been moving around all day (and of course didn't film it for us to see). Snacking on olives because they don't trigger her as much as other foods. Writerlynn 'spelt' beautiful as 'BEU-T-FUL' on her first doodle sheet, and people on instagram have been taking the piss out of her for it. The joke's on you haydurs; Amber was merely PRETENDING to be retarded.
Amber says that she was doing this 100 Days of Weighing In for herself, and she admits that the other times were done for YouTube content. She's not sure if she wants to keep filming it because people have been SO BRUTAL, and it's so TRIGGERING if you have an ED! Shame everywhere she looks on social media.
You people are SO CRUEL! Eating disorders are chemical and not something you choose. Maybe, but picking up your phone, opening the DoorDash app, selecting a supersized meal, and placing the order are multiple actions you choose. Suffer suffer suffer... So many people messaging her in secret to talk about how hurt they are when they see Amber's comments. People shouldn't be judged for their addictions (but should they not be judged for their ACTIONS?) BOOLYEEN!
Broccoli is a trigger because it's really healthy so it triggers her into thinking about bad food. Broccoli = punishment, so it makes her want to binge on bad food. Apparently her psychologist explained this all to her, and has given her help on how to deal with this, but it's sooo hard with the constant battles in her brain. Chewing is triggering. Eating a carrot will make her wish she was eating chips instead. Eating yogurt makes her want ice cream. So healthy food makes her want to binge on junk, and junk makes her want to binge on junk? Oh, she also has food addiction. Once she starts eating, she can't stop.
[I guess this means that due to her very special and unique addiction, she has to keep indulging in her junk food addiction knowing she won't be able to stop? And the unacceptable alternative would be abstaining, because it would make her want to indulge in her junk food addiction?]
Amber thinks it would be easier if she could stop eating and just survive without eating. Um, you actually can, Amber. At 500lbs, you are essentially a 130 lbs gorl with 300lbs of extra fat and 70lbs extra skin. 300lbs is approximately 1,050,000 calories. That's enough fat to sustain you for a YEAR (or more).
Only 1% of the food pyramid doesn't trigger her, and olives are one of those. If you don't understand that or have never experienced that, you're lucky. No, I've never experienced every single food (except olives) constantly triggering me to binge every second because I'm not batshit crazy. (Maybe I am; I am reeecapping this, after all). Amber admits she's never binged on anything healthy like broccoli. Various emotions also trigger her binges.
She's not going to talk about her binging and food struggles for a while (TRANSLATION: she's saving it for vlogmas), but it's all YOUR fault! You expect too much detail. You complain that she's a bad storyteller. You WANT to be confused by Amber's inconsistent stories. No more deep discussions because she needs to do things to make her feel better.
-- THANKS FOR WATCHING *KISSY LIPS* --
TL;DR: FUCK YOU, PAYPIGS.
Okay, I'll put in more effort.
TL;DR: No Jade. RARITY!! Muh food addiction, muh ED. Healthy foods trigger a binge, but she could never binge on them. Solution is to keep indulging in junk food addiction. 504.4lbs. Only 48.4lbs to go to hit her 40lbs weight loss goal - but she's not going to show you any more. Boolyeen, triggering, suffering, oh MY!
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Yo. She can't even put a blanket around herself?
Even the art is getting shittier.
I always like making these because it gives us a great representation of how degenerative her movements are:
On a side note- imagine the chafage there. I know wearing a dress when it is hot really makes it chafe so I just go immidiately into horror town territory.
I'll come back in a few months I guess.
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Her head/face shape when wearing those ridiculous headphones disgusts me.
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In that gif walking with the Lego, she looks like a toothless hillbilly Helena Bonham Carter. Sped vibes.
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She looks like she has to brush up against the walls when she walks down the hallway. God, what an ogre.
Yo. She can't even put a blanket around herself?
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Even the art is getting shittier.
I always like making these because it gives us a great representation of how degenerative her movements are:
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On a side note- imagine the chafage there. I know wearing a dress when it is hot really makes it chafe so I just go immidiately into horror town territory.
I'll come back in a few months I guess.
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Becky and Amber were a real power couple.
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BEU-T-FUL
wat
wat
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First thing I noticed too. She's really sp-e-cal, isn't she.
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So today is finally Thanksgiving, and everyone knows what that means. Ozempic failed, Keto failed, her 100 psychologists multi team failed, Jade might have already flown back to her New York ghetto leaving Amber alone. Amber will single-handedly collapse the DoorDash app this night.
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I am surprised that she quit so quickly. I thought that she would last at least till Thanksgiving. /sarcasm.
I am not sure that I saw the point of this exercise. She had a goal of losing 40 pounds but had no plan to achieve it. Amber, in the past, said that trying is as good as succeeding. I guess in a way she succeeded this time.
I am not sure what is left for Amber. Everything makes her either binged or overeat, whatever the difference is, except of course olives. It does not matter if she does WW, Optavia, JC, or intuitive eating, she will overeat. She chose an outpatient WL clinic that embraces haes instead of reducing calories, which is not doing it for her since it gives her reasons to overeat instead of looking to the root causes of it. It is unlikely that bariatric surgery would help as she would find any reasons to eat more than necessary.
I cannot wait for vlogmass. As I expect, they will be opening one present a day for the duration of it. Will it be earrings or will it be Toy Mini Brands? The wait is killing me!!!!!
I am not sure that I saw the point of this exercise. She had a goal of losing 40 pounds but had no plan to achieve it. Amber, in the past, said that trying is as good as succeeding. I guess in a way she succeeded this time.
I am not sure what is left for Amber. Everything makes her either binged or overeat, whatever the difference is, except of course olives. It does not matter if she does WW, Optavia, JC, or intuitive eating, she will overeat. She chose an outpatient WL clinic that embraces haes instead of reducing calories, which is not doing it for her since it gives her reasons to overeat instead of looking to the root causes of it. It is unlikely that bariatric surgery would help as she would find any reasons to eat more than necessary.
I cannot wait for vlogmass. As I expect, they will be opening one present a day for the duration of it. Will it be earrings or will it be Toy Mini Brands? The wait is killing me!!!!!
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I had to watch Alex is Shook's version of this because it is literally her talking for 16 minutes. It's Chinese water torture in human form. Her videos the last month have been nothing but talking and talking and I am getting mega 2019 (bedbound era) vibes.
Everything is in place;
Everything is in place;
- Stampede of talking-only videos
- no significant other in sight if so at arm's length
- Padding it with eating content
- super disheveled look in every video
- the excuse of muh mentalz
- sketchy weight loss and weigh-ins
- blaming the audience ad nausea
TC-P
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Sorry, but how can broccoli be a trigger when she eats it with a shit ton of ranch dressing?