🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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FickleFuck said:
Twonk looking good, but as usual, nails overgrown as fuck. View attachment 3920049View attachment 3920085
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Amber is such a lah.
it was in her Nov 4 vlog where she claimed to have taken Twinks to the Vet to get her Nails cut. uploaded 9 days ago!!!
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so, i guess the vet just forgot to clip those nails then. or is the little dog a wonder of mother nature, fastet growing nails on the planet?
 
Babygorlwhisperer said:
Amber is such a lah.
it was in her Nov 4 vlog where she claimed to have taken Twinks to the Vet to get her Nails cut. uploaded 9 days ago!!!
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so, i guess the vet just forgot to clip those nails then. or is the little dog a wonder of mother nature, fastet growing nails on the planet?
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Oh great shes either mixing up her footage again or she really hasnt taken twonk to the vet. I guess with all those part time jobs wipey has, she cant seem to make any time for taking care of ambers dog. Poor thing really doesn't get to go outside unless it needs to shit. Then its just a quick walk around, shit, amd back to the smelly cold as fuck house.
 
Not to defend her, but she mentioned Twinkie's nails can only be gradually cut shorter because she let them get so out of hand, the quicks go farther down now. She claims to be taking her to the vet for a trim every three weeks, er rather, Jade is taking her 3 weeks as one of her doggy duties.
 
Didn’t Amber try to claim that Twinkie’s quicks were naturally longer than the average dog’s? Yeah, no, Twinkie’s quicks are so long because she went so long without a single trim. They now need to to be gradually cut back lower and lower through all of her owners neglect of them.
 
ThoughtsAndPrayers said:
I don't get it - ALR has lymphedema for years now; and she used to be ashamed of it so she did us a favor by not mentioning.
Now she can't shut up about it?
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Oh, no, she has lipedema now. It’s different because a doctor told her it’s why she can’t lose weight, and we will never ever hear the end of this until the bitch strokes out.
 
Surely Jade left for the holidays by now, right? Where’s the whining and crying and pity parties?

Oh, sorry, I mean guilt trip to the ER.
 
hotcheetospuffs said:
Not to defend her, but
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No.
hotcheetospuffs said:
she mentioned Twinkie's nails can only be gradually cut shorter because she let them get so out of hand, the quicks go farther down now. She claims to be taking her to the vet for a trim every three weeks, er rather, Jade is taking her 3 weeks as one of her doggy duties.
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Shes got money and support as well as her residence has a facility. Jade can do it. Amber can do it. She can sit on the couch and manually file them down just a bit at a time before a professional clips them. They are literally curving backwards.

PotatoSalad4711 said:
Oh, no, she has lipedema now. It’s different because a doctor told her it’s why she can’t lose weight, and we will never ever hear the end of this until the bitch strokes out.
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Not only that but shes "normalizing" it. Shes gonna tell us because her feeder gf kisses her laygs and thinks shes booty-ful even though shes big she thinks everyone who doesnt actually think that is shallow and ugly inside and a terrible person.
 
Let's not forget she has a doggie spa IN HER APARTMENT COMPLEX probably close by since she's on the ground floor. But that would require her 1. caring about something besides herself 2. being seen in public by people
 
caffeinated_pirate said:
Surely Jade left for the holidays by now, right? Where’s the whining and crying and pity parties?

Oh, sorry, I mean guilt trip to the ER.
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Considering how Amber's videos are always about a week out, we'll probably get the Thanksgiving Beenge video in early December. Just in time for those sweet Vlogmas bux!
 
Insulin reid said:
Not only that but shes "normalizing" it. Shes gonna tell us because her feeder gf kisses her laygs and thinks shes booty-ful even though shes big she thinks everyone who doesnt actually think that is shallow and ugly inside and a terrible person.
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Nearly Horrifying sticker.

Placing my lips on any part of 600 lbs of oozing disastrous fat is beyond Slappy's comprehension. Yet those hickeys... how little self-respect can one negress have?

Gross. Beyond gross. Me puking just thinking about it gross.
 
Every three weeks (assuming she's doing it) is fine for the nails to be gradually cut down. At least she's finally doing something about it, took her all these years. She doesn't feel comfortable cutting the dog's nails so why would she sit there and file? She fucked up and she's correcting her behavior and it will still never be good enough for the pearl clutchers and dog spergs . I imagine someone will probably call animal control again and waste some more of their time. Or better yet, let's all mark our calendars for three weeks from the last doggie nail trim and demand to see the paws and a vet bill. You know she only feeds that dog dry kibble and never canned and it's Purina, not Blue Buffalo. Somebody call the ASPCA!

Twinkie is lucky she isn't tied to stake outside on a patch of dirt or even worse, a casualty of Destiny and Dana.

This all goes back to why Amber has become so totally neurotic over the smallest shit trying to appease the haydurs when nothing she does will ever be good enough or ever be right because it's just become too damn funny to watch her flounder, explain herself, lie, and make excuses.
 
Amber's not even the one doing anything about Twinkie's nails. Jade is the one either doing the trimming or taking her to the onsite dog groomer. Just like how it's only with Jade that Twinkie has finally gotten regular walks and started losing weight. I don't care for Jade overall (especially since this era is so boring), but I have to give Jade credit for helping Twinkie be much better off than she's ever been while under Amber's "care."

It was retarded for her subscribers to call animal control on Amber. No one here is denying that. But I'd say it's okay for people to be annoyed that Amber got Twinkie's nails to get to what they were to begin with. Twinkie has to be in pain between those and being morbidly obese. They're finally getting fixed, but not from Amber's actions. I'm not giving Amber shelf-asspats for something someone else is doing for her animal.
 
toilet_rainbow said:
Amber's not even the one doing anything about Twinkie's nails. Jade is the one either doing the trimming or taking her to the onsite dog groomer. Just like how it's only with Jade that Twinkie has finally gotten regular walks and started losing weight. I don't care for Jade overall (especially since this era is so boring), but I have to give Jade credit for helping Twinkie be much better off than she's ever been while under Amber's "care."

It was retarded for her subscribers to call animal control on Amber. No one here is denying that. But I'd say it's okay for people to be annoyed that Amber got Twinkie's nails to get to what they were to begin with. Twinkie has to be in pain between those and being morbidly obese. They're finally getting fixed, but not from Amber's actions. I'm not giving Amber shelf-asspats for something someone else is doing for her animal.
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I would argue that it is from Amber's actions because she tells Jade what to do.
 
hotcheetospuffs said:
Somebody call the ASPCA!
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I would if we could put Hamber in a cage and up for adoption.

The righteous retards constantly banging on her over her pet care... yeah, are retards. It's prolly the only thing you'll ever hear me give her any cred on at all. Her pets are not abused. Neglected a bit? Yes. Suffering? No.

No PL but I have oodles of adopted critters and they all have good lives. Beats the fuck outta timing out in a shelter and getting gassed because you only qualify on the "Island of Misfit Toys/Pets".

Her "misplaced" love of her fur babies, which she does indeed flaunt when views are down, bothers me. You can't flaunt your critters when it happens to be convenient. They are 100% whether your views are up or down, Hamber.

Stop being narc about your pets.
 
What the fuck is Jade Francis doing besides slurping up Amber’s leaking leg juices? Make yourself useful and trim Twinkie’s nails, christ.
 
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