🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Wouldn't spend 3k on a Louie bag, even though purses are one of the dumb things she likes the most and would probably keep for the rest of her life, but will drop 3k on UberEats a month
Not even to say I believe she actually spent 10k on rocks, but she did say she did that shit
The only reason she doesn't have a Louie is because she needs 20 shitty bags to get a hit of dopamine from her burned out little pleasure centers and 1 nice one would never satisfy her bottomless dainty pit.
Other than not being able to afford one anymore.
Not even to say I believe she actually spent 10k on rocks, but she did say she did that shit
The only reason she doesn't have a Louie is because she needs 20 shitty bags to get a hit of dopamine from her burned out little pleasure centers and 1 nice one would never satisfy her bottomless dainty pit.
Other than not being able to afford one anymore.
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The meat in that Factor meal didn't look very dry, Amber. What happened to being a dry gorl? Do you mean to tell us that you were pretending to be a picky eater this whole time in order to present yourself as someone with at least a little bit of self-restraint?
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DesperateLynn is trying all the tricks.
-Twinkie and the cats being all cute an shit. Can't fault her for that one.
-Jade Francis sort of being shown, potting plants and talking a bit off camera.
-Amber in her bra? Who does she think she is, Chantal? Get outta here with that shit.
-Puts a tiara on over dirty unwashed hair. So dainty.
-Talking about a fake LV bag when there's a whole shelf of purses on the other shelf? Which one has a thousand dollars in cash for flexing, I wonder.
-Eating on camera. Get that feeder coin, gorl!
-Mmh hmm. Mmh hmm. *nod* *nod*
-Intuitive. Overeat. Binged. Buzzwords to get attention, they have no meaning in this context.
-Full body shot complete with bare arms at the end in the red polka dot dress.
-Dirty hand pointing at things.
This is a 31 year old woman who has chosen this as her lifestyle.
Those clips are being shown out of order. Watch the blemish on her right cheekbone. It's better, then worse, then better again. Now think of which videos recently had it and what condition it was in. She might be picking at it and making it worse, I suppose.
Edit
Link to the Factor meals she was talking about https://www.factor75.com/
That website is a pain to navigate.
-Twinkie and the cats being all cute an shit. Can't fault her for that one.
-Jade Francis sort of being shown, potting plants and talking a bit off camera.
-Amber in her bra? Who does she think she is, Chantal? Get outta here with that shit.
-Puts a tiara on over dirty unwashed hair. So dainty.
-Talking about a fake LV bag when there's a whole shelf of purses on the other shelf? Which one has a thousand dollars in cash for flexing, I wonder.
-Eating on camera. Get that feeder coin, gorl!
-Mmh hmm. Mmh hmm. *nod* *nod*
-Intuitive. Overeat. Binged. Buzzwords to get attention, they have no meaning in this context.
-Full body shot complete with bare arms at the end in the red polka dot dress.
-Dirty hand pointing at things.
This is a 31 year old woman who has chosen this as her lifestyle.
Those clips are being shown out of order. Watch the blemish on her right cheekbone. It's better, then worse, then better again. Now think of which videos recently had it and what condition it was in. She might be picking at it and making it worse, I suppose.
Edit
Link to the Factor meals she was talking about https://www.factor75.com/
That website is a pain to navigate.
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Maybe Ambiguously Gay Duo will return for Vlogmas. Amber doesn't want to blow her creative load before the REAL adsense money starts coming in, so it's going to be a slog until December.
TL;DR: ALL 3 PETS! Subscription Meal Service. Gross eating. Jade caring for Amber like a Toddler. 506.8lbs. Amber confirms no real vlog content until December. Only 50.8lbs to go to hit her 40lbs weight loss goal.
[Edit because I screwed up a quote]
-- NOVEMBER 14 2022 --
TWINKIE!!! Elementary school level jokes as the opener. She shows off how full of fur her clothes are. Amber found the tripod she lost.
"Feline" is potting plants while Amber films and narrates (TEAMWORK!)
Amber has 'discovered' a processed pot pie at Krogers. It looks like succulent morsels of DOG FOOD, wrapped in a stodgy and damp crust. It's 440 calories for a pie that is about the size of a McCain Pizza Pocket (but it's vegetarian, so therefore hulthy).
SCALE SCREEN: 506.6lbs (500lbs). Amber claims she didn't binge, just overate.... BUT she gains weight easily because of lipedema.
-- NOVEMBER 15 2022 --
Amber shows us a space heater on her desk as it's 'that time of the year again' and her 'luxery' apartment doesn't have insulated windows.
WASABI!!!! HOLY SHIT he's there! I'm actually a little disappointed. I had imagined him stealing the budgeting book, tunnelling out of the apartment with a spoon, and spending his remaining days in paradise with Andy Dufrense and Red.
RARITY!!! Following Wasabi - maybe they are waiting to escape together?
JUMP CUT!!! Amber has one of those large faux shearling fleece blankets - and she can barely get it across her shoulders like a small shawl. "It was over $100 dollars, but it's MASSIVE" - I swear, the jokes write themselves at this point. Amber spazes out, and then finally needs Jade to come over and wrap the blanket around her. It STILL can't cover her.
JUMP CUT!!! Amber is in the closet, putting away laundry and cleaning up while dressed in just her bra up top.
SCALE SCREEN!!! 506.4lbs (500lbs). Overate again. Philosophical question: If EVERYDAY is an overeating day, then wouldn't NONE of the days be overeating days? Light is light because it has the dark to contrast it. If you have binging with no contrast - isn't it all just ... 'regular eating'?
AH, Amber explains why her videos have been utter shit recently. She's saving up the content for vlogmas so she doesn't 'burn out'.
She mentions people calling her out on her "fake Louie's", and is making excuses for not having one, but hints she may buy one(?). I don't understand. The only Amberverse topic that I know even less about than makeup, is handbags. In fact, I'm one of those freaks beyond redemption who praises fanny packs for their efficiency and versatility. Don't take handbag critiques from me.
-- NOVEMBER 16 2022 --
"I just cooked". HEY! I can tell that's roast beef, carrots, and mashed potatoes! Actually, I'm serious, that's reall- Oh, she's being funny. She ordered from a meal delivery service called 'Factors' (like the 'Freshly' meals Amber ate when Becky was too zombified to drive in early 2020). It looks way better than that damp dog food pasty she was eating earlier. She reads the label and pumps it up as if she's trying to get a sponsorship. She eats on camera and does her fake 'O face'. She pretends to pose for a thumbnail while deep-throating a carrot. And Jade laughs along. I'll add that to the list of shameful things your loved one does with you right beside her. $122 for 10 meals. She says $12 each is a good deal, because her and Jade's takeout would be $70 per meal.
SCALE SCREEN!! 506.8lbs (500lbs). She 'overate' again. So I guess she ate the 'Factors' meal AND had the takeout, too. So cost-effective! She's "really freaking happy" that she didn't binge for 3 days in a row. Why? According to you, you LOST weight when you 'binged' on Checkers, and now you are gaining weight with your 'overeating'. LOGIC DOES NOT EXIST IN THIS DOJO! She's now showing a different tracker she's going to fill out every 10 days in addition to the weigh in tracker (regarding binging vs overeating days, etc). It's all pointless time-wasting nonsense to pad out the video.
LEGO!!! Achievement Unlocked: Globe Complete!
Doodles. It's like the scratch art saga, only much, much worse. Amber tries to gain pity points by hinting at 'traumatic' things that her grandmother would try to protect her from when she was growing up, and therefore, some of these doodles are 'sentimental'. Basically, Gramma-Reid would draw loopy squiggles and Amber would colour them in. Amber pushed Jade into the role of of Gramma-Reid to draw squiggles for her to colour. Honestly, I found this to be more unsettling than her tickling the tip of a non-consenting carrot. Again, talk to your psychologist about this shit (when she comes back from maternity leave), and stop using it as filler for your vlogs! Jade isn't your mommy (or daddy). If this is what she thinks is cool to show us, in what other ways is she pushing her (supposedly) sexual partners to take care of her? FUCK this is weird.
RARITY!!!! Amber is adding the globe to the LEGO collection bookcase. She films herself walking to the bookcase, and I can't unsee her shelf-jiggle (not the bookcase; the OTHER shelf). There are bins out because she's tearing through her shit again to reorganize or something because she wants to buy more stuff.
-- THANKS FOR WATCHING *KISSY LIPS* --
TWINKIE!!! Elementary school level jokes as the opener. She shows off how full of fur her clothes are. Amber found the tripod she lost.
"Feline" is potting plants while Amber films and narrates (TEAMWORK!)
Amber has 'discovered' a processed pot pie at Krogers. It looks like succulent morsels of DOG FOOD, wrapped in a stodgy and damp crust. It's 440 calories for a pie that is about the size of a McCain Pizza Pocket (but it's vegetarian, so therefore hulthy).
SCALE SCREEN: 506.6lbs (500lbs). Amber claims she didn't binge, just overate.... BUT she gains weight easily because of lipedema.
-- NOVEMBER 15 2022 --
Amber shows us a space heater on her desk as it's 'that time of the year again' and her 'luxery' apartment doesn't have insulated windows.
WASABI!!!! HOLY SHIT he's there! I'm actually a little disappointed. I had imagined him stealing the budgeting book, tunnelling out of the apartment with a spoon, and spending his remaining days in paradise with Andy Dufrense and Red.
RARITY!!! Following Wasabi - maybe they are waiting to escape together?
JUMP CUT!!! Amber has one of those large faux shearling fleece blankets - and she can barely get it across her shoulders like a small shawl. "It was over $100 dollars, but it's MASSIVE" - I swear, the jokes write themselves at this point. Amber spazes out, and then finally needs Jade to come over and wrap the blanket around her. It STILL can't cover her.
JUMP CUT!!! Amber is in the closet, putting away laundry and cleaning up while dressed in just her bra up top.
SCALE SCREEN!!! 506.4lbs (500lbs). Overate again. Philosophical question: If EVERYDAY is an overeating day, then wouldn't NONE of the days be overeating days? Light is light because it has the dark to contrast it. If you have binging with no contrast - isn't it all just ... 'regular eating'?
AH, Amber explains why her videos have been utter shit recently. She's saving up the content for vlogmas so she doesn't 'burn out'.
She mentions people calling her out on her "fake Louie's", and is making excuses for not having one, but hints she may buy one(?). I don't understand. The only Amberverse topic that I know even less about than makeup, is handbags. In fact, I'm one of those freaks beyond redemption who praises fanny packs for their efficiency and versatility. Don't take handbag critiques from me.
-- NOVEMBER 16 2022 --
"I just cooked". HEY! I can tell that's roast beef, carrots, and mashed potatoes! Actually, I'm serious, that's reall- Oh, she's being funny. She ordered from a meal delivery service called 'Factors' (like the 'Freshly' meals Amber ate when Becky was too zombified to drive in early 2020). It looks way better than that damp dog food pasty she was eating earlier. She reads the label and pumps it up as if she's trying to get a sponsorship. She eats on camera and does her fake 'O face'. She pretends to pose for a thumbnail while deep-throating a carrot. And Jade laughs along. I'll add that to the list of shameful things your loved one does with you right beside her. $122 for 10 meals. She says $12 each is a good deal, because her and Jade's takeout would be $70 per meal.
SCALE SCREEN!! 506.8lbs (500lbs). She 'overate' again. So I guess she ate the 'Factors' meal AND had the takeout, too. So cost-effective! She's "really freaking happy" that she didn't binge for 3 days in a row. Why? According to you, you LOST weight when you 'binged' on Checkers, and now you are gaining weight with your 'overeating'. LOGIC DOES NOT EXIST IN THIS DOJO! She's now showing a different tracker she's going to fill out every 10 days in addition to the weigh in tracker (regarding binging vs overeating days, etc). It's all pointless time-wasting nonsense to pad out the video.
LEGO!!! Achievement Unlocked: Globe Complete!
Doodles. It's like the scratch art saga, only much, much worse. Amber tries to gain pity points by hinting at 'traumatic' things that her grandmother would try to protect her from when she was growing up, and therefore, some of these doodles are 'sentimental'. Basically, Gramma-Reid would draw loopy squiggles and Amber would colour them in. Amber pushed Jade into the role of of Gramma-Reid to draw squiggles for her to colour. Honestly, I found this to be more unsettling than her tickling the tip of a non-consenting carrot. Again, talk to your psychologist about this shit (when she comes back from maternity leave), and stop using it as filler for your vlogs! Jade isn't your mommy (or daddy). If this is what she thinks is cool to show us, in what other ways is she pushing her (supposedly) sexual partners to take care of her? FUCK this is weird.
RARITY!!!! Amber is adding the globe to the LEGO collection bookcase. She films herself walking to the bookcase, and I can't unsee her shelf-jiggle (not the bookcase; the OTHER shelf). There are bins out because she's tearing through her shit again to reorganize or something because she wants to buy more stuff.
-- THANKS FOR WATCHING *KISSY LIPS* --
TL;DR: ALL 3 PETS! Subscription Meal Service. Gross eating. Jade caring for Amber like a Toddler. 506.8lbs. Amber confirms no real vlog content until December. Only 50.8lbs to go to hit her 40lbs weight loss goal.
[Edit because I screwed up a quote]
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I wonder if those jokes at the beginning were Salah-bait, since he was making bad jokes in the chat of one of Chantal's lives.
As for the overnight weight gain... Bitch eats a lot of salt. How much water weight might a 500 elbee body retain?
As for the overnight weight gain... Bitch eats a lot of salt. How much water weight might a 500 elbee body retain?
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If I ran that company I would pay influencers not to feature those plates of $12 carrots in their content.
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The story of why she didn’t get that purse is pretty funny. A few years back, she wanted to buy one, but the limit on her debit card was so low she couldn’t do it. People tried to tell her to call the damn bank and up the limit, but she never did, because reasons? And this was back when she was bragging about being able to pay for weight loss surgery out of pocket.
Oh well, too bad, fatty has no money now.
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"higher the limit" was how she described it.
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I just realized something. Amber claims to edit her videos; her hate-watchers maintain that’s bullshit because she leaves in shit like being out of frame while she‘s propping her phone against something.
Then duh, it finally occurred to me that assembling these clip reels to kinda sorta resemble vlogs actually involves editing. She doesn’t leave footage on the cutting room floor, but she does cut and paste the footage.
So she’s not lyeeen, you hayders! Signed, Captain Obvious.
Then duh, it finally occurred to me that assembling these clip reels to kinda sorta resemble vlogs actually involves editing. She doesn’t leave footage on the cutting room floor, but she does cut and paste the footage.
So she’s not lyeeen, you hayders! Signed, Captain Obvious.
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Eh. Everyone's weight fluctuates a few pounds every day based on a few different things (water retention being one of them) but nah, she's just a fat bitch who eats too much because fat.
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Who's this porker? The piggy pink dangerhair is apt.
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Myawkwardhealthjourney real name Chelsea Wright
This is serious skinwalking. I'm going to keep an eye on her. She might need to be brought in from pasture.
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BWAHAHA! Dieting for 3 years and gaining 100 ellbees?
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YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG, YOU FAT FUCK!
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YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG, YOU FAT FUCK!
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Nice find. Now we have a potential Amber replacement.
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Twonk looking good, but as usual, nails overgrown as fuck.
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That pup must have burnt out sinuses to tolerate being that close to the yeast factory. Cute dog though
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Not really a PL, but I own a dog that is very very similar. I can only comprehend the nails looking this bad in the context of ALR. I'm not gonna rail into the "rah rah animal abuse" rhetoric that is a daily occurrence, but it's obvious to anyone who has ever loved dogs that this one barely goes on walks, if at all.
I couldn't imagine bringing this poor Mexican dog to someone, asking them to clip the nails (whilst not being 90 year old meemaw), and not feel ashamed.
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I knew someone that has chihuahuas. 2 of them. He just let them piss and shit on a pad, and he often did not bother to clean it up for days. Even the turd-pads. I'm guessing Hamber use the same practice.
He is a big cunt too, and is actually a jewtuber. Lots of similarities.