🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

  • 🏰 The Fediverse is up. If you know, you know.
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
dfranki723 said:
It is 100% performative. The entire BED (self diagnosed of course) act is based around google definitions and poorly mimicking other attention seeking Youtubers/TikTokers.

She doesn't binge, she eats the same mound of food every single day without fail. There is never some weird drastic increase. She basically brags about it (and no, fake tears and sad expressions don't equal guilt and shame), fucking videos it (just imagine her checking the camera is in the right position before she cries) and fills her house with the worst food to have around when you're struggling with any kind of binging problem.

It's the same with the anxiety nonsense. All of her behaviour directly contradicts the supposed medical problems she has.

I guess it'd be a food addiction but even that seems a pointless label because greed is also a real thing.
The eating disorder badge of honour she's shoving in everyone's face is irritating solely because most of her audience seems to believe it.
Click to expand...
I agree with everything you said but wanted to add that I don't buy that she has all these gall bladder issues - I think it is just an excuse to eat what she wants and it pisses me off that her audience believes that too. I remember in her early blogs she tried to use that gall bladder excuse too (in the Krystal era). One thing that she said when she quit Optavia that has stuck with me, when she announced she had quit she said "I'm gonna be honest, I've been searching for reasons to quit & I finally found one...."(too low calorie bs). I think she searched for a reason to quit Ozempic & found it & same with the Keto. Think about it, she NEVER complained about her gall bladder for those months or weeks she was on Ozempic - she just up & quit & blamed it on her gall bladder. Same with Keto, never complained until she quit. And in every instance of quitting she has blamed it on her dr to avoid accountability.

Just my opinion....

edit: words are hard
 
Amber is afraid of losing weight. If she were kidnapped and given weight loss surgery against her will and was kept in a cage until she was below 200lbs, the moment she was free she would start eating sticks of butter and drinking heavy cream.

Amber without the fat is just... Amber.
Nothing different or special about just Amber.
 
Constellationzero said:
She could benefit from vocational rehab, but she'd never take it seriously and would quit either on the first, or second day.
Here are some of the things voc rehab offers, depending on the agency offering it:

* Work stamina training. Come in for 1, 2, 3, or 4 hours at first for a designated number of days and weeks for a designated time--say, like anywhere from 1 week to a month. Then a little more is introduced, and a little more. All to work the client up to being successful in keeping a part or full time job. (Being able to work consistently for 4 or 8 hour shifts for ex.)
* Data entry and typing. A mock office environment is provided and the client can come alone, or as part of a small group or class. They can work on their typing skills, get their WPM up, work on phone etiquette, e-mail etiquette, organization, etc.
* Resume writing, cover letters, references, job interviewing, and dress for success: Often these are free to attend classes, but small group and one on one sessions are available.
* Don't have interview attire? Can't afford any? These places often have a free store. A closet of work appropriate attire and hygiene products--all FREE! Also, my agency partners with Goodwill and give vouchers for TWO free complete outfits including shoes and outerwear for winter.
* Assistance in obtaining a forklift license or safe food handling certificate. Think that 2 hour free Youtube cert course is above your intelligence? Afraid you might not pass the easy ass test? That's okay! Voc-rehab is there to assist. You can watch/take the approved course and exam with them.
* Want to cross train? They do that too. Say you're in hospitality working at a motel. Say you're in laundry, but want to do banquet and event service. There are classes as well as small group and one on ones.

She'd kill a few birds with one stone.

* She'd probably lose weight naturally by moving more and occupying her mind with productive things.
* She might make a live friend. Maybe another live gorlfrand while out.
* She'd get a job and have skills she can take pride in.
* Which would lead to taking better care of herself.
* She'd either learn to drive or learn to take public transport which would give her more confidence.
* She might even RUHLLIZZE she doesn't actually need a girlfriend anymore and can rely on herself.
* Which might lead to HIGHER quality gorlfrand later.

But she'd have to buckle down and put in more than three days. And they don't have coloring books or expert layyygos.
Click to expand...
You're optimistic view of the Fat Fuck is overwhelming.

Good on you. Hamber reality means zero point shit that anything you mention will ever happen.

No bang on you, but you seem to to think there's some reality in Hamber's actions.

There is zero, none, nada. She about FAT and fuck any of us that differ.
 
Constellationzero said:
She could benefit from vocational rehab, but she'd never take it seriously and would quit either on the first, or second day.
Here are some of the things voc rehab offers, depending on the agency offering it:

* Work stamina training. Come in for 1, 2, 3, or 4 hours at first for a designated number of days and weeks for a designated time--say, like anywhere from 1 week to a month. Then a little more is introduced, and a little more. All to work the client up to being successful in keeping a part or full time job. (Being able to work consistently for 4 or 8 hour shifts for ex.)
* Data entry and typing. A mock office environment is provided and the client can come alone, or as part of a small group or class. They can work on their typing skills, get their WPM up, work on phone etiquette, e-mail etiquette, organization, etc.
* Resume writing, cover letters, references, job interviewing, and dress for success: Often these are free to attend classes, but small group and one on one sessions are available.
* Don't have interview attire? Can't afford any? These places often have a free store. A closet of work appropriate attire and hygiene products--all FREE! Also, my agency partners with Goodwill and give vouchers for TWO free complete outfits including shoes and outerwear for winter.
* Assistance in obtaining a forklift license or safe food handling certificate. Think that 2 hour free Youtube cert course is above your intelligence? Afraid you might not pass the easy ass test? That's okay! Voc-rehab is there to assist. You can watch/take the approved course and exam with them.
* Want to cross train? They do that too. Say you're in hospitality working at a motel. Say you're in laundry, but want to do banquet and event service. There are classes as well as small group and one on ones.

She'd kill a few birds with one stone.

* She'd probably lose weight naturally by moving more and occupying her mind with productive things.
* She might make a live friend. Maybe another live gorlfrand while out.
* She'd get a job and have skills she can take pride in.
* Which would lead to taking better care of herself.
* She'd either learn to drive or learn to take public transport which would give her more confidence.
* She might even RUHLLIZZE she doesn't actually need a girlfriend anymore and can rely on herself.
* Which might lead to HIGHER quality gorlfrand later.

But she'd have to buckle down and put in more than three days. And they don't have coloring books or expert layyygos.
Click to expand...

I'd agree for anybody else besides the cows we feature here. Voc Rehab requires consenting to do these things. Amber leans on her self dxs too much to admit she needs any of these resources. She leans on everything in her inability to function in life (and breaks furniture doing so). The only way she would get help is if she ran completely out of money, moved in with a new gf, and a stipulation was to get help or she would be homeless. ::optimistic::

Voc Rehab is wonderful and I am considering using those services if I am eventually approved one day to go back to work because I've been riding the struggle bus since becoming disabled. The difference is desire and need for independence. Amber doesn't have either and at this point doesn't know how.
As professional (former for me) tard wranglers we still want to see all the potential we can in people and struggle to see when they're a lost cause often to our detriment. Sadly unless Amber wakes up in the next year or so she's gone mental/emotional health wise. I feel the best we can hope for is her possibly getting some side characters but only when she gets a new partner and their friends.

I strongly believe she is a Jen Jr and one day she will find her Gin

*edit* the hope being for any type socialization mental/emotional/behavioral health wise our benefit too of course
 
Last edited:
Ugh.
Retards talking about ''I actually agree with Amber on this, 100%''!

Amber doesn't even agree with herself. She's not concerned about hypocrisy and muh fatphobia, she wants attention and has had her feelings hurt. Poor Hamber, someone rightfully made fun of her gigantic existence. Chantal being a nasty piece of work isn't new but apparently it's only an issue for ALR when it's directed AT her.
Christ. That community post is a desperate bid for asspats and it's working.
 
Amber is not scorned or anything the bitch makes fun of herself and has posted images and videos of herself daily for 9 years now. The fat cunt is so starved of attention so it suddenly applies. The insufferable bitch will scream fatphobic endlessly but people are pretty clear they don't watch people for 8 minutes of shit doodles.

The thing is Amber constantly grabs for attention but it never lasts in fact it makes it worse. People see through it but just don't return, people are pretty unanimous now that any idea or notion of Amber of gaycare time is dead.

What you have now is Jen's soul inhabiting her body out of spite.
 
caffeinated_pirate said:
Chantal is more interesting at this point and Amber knows it.
Click to expand...
And has been for over a year. At this point Amber is flailing and trying everything to get attention: health problems! New diets! Reacting to reaction channels! Live-streaming while supposedly high! It all falls flat because by herself, she’s a dead bore, and Jade‘s offscreen mumbles only make it worse. The livestreams where she and Becky sat on pillow mountain staring at their phones were ten times more interesting if only because of the shade they were throwing at each other.
 
Untitled-1.png


Amber, if a super slim athletic hottie like FalineakaAlexakaJadeFrancisofNewYorkakaWifeyakaMahGorlfren can find a Big Gorl like you attractive without any ulterior motive, then surely Chantal can also find twu wuv with the handsome Syrian refugee prince of her dreams? Smh. (:_(
 
notfoodienotbeauty said:
Funny how she doesn't care about other stuff Chantal does or says unless it is directed at her fat ass. Now all of a sudden Chantal is bad, but last week she was kissing her ass.
Click to expand...
Right? No comment about the hand gesture that was earlier in the same live? She apologized to a man we know hits women and cries fat phobia but nothing about the tons of other shitty things Chantal has done.
 
w4vy_gr4vy said:
View attachment 3907557
Click to expand...

It's not a big deal, Amber. Chantal probably just couldn't find her sympathy bone.

While we are unable to imagine things happening with our loved ones beside us....

I couldn't imagine my loved one watching me eat myself to a nearly 10 lb gain in 10 days.
I couldn't imagine my loved one goading me on while I made a drunken ass of myself on livestream.
I couldn't imagine my loved one leaving me for Thanksgiving to hurple around all alone.

But, you know, diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks and all.
 
Smoovy Jay said:
Right? No comment about the hand gesture that was earlier in the same live? She apologized to a man we know hits women and cries fat phobia but nothing about the tons of other shitty things Chantal has done.
Click to expand...
Not directed at you because I know the context, but Goddamn, the pearl clutchers over on Youtube about Salad Toss making that hand gesture is beyond insufferable.

Homophobia. My fucking ASS. JesusChrist. Phobia is a fear. You're supposed to ALLAY that fear. It's pretty "ist" of everyone to start pearl clutching and cancelling. They're all fucking REACHING.

Chantal and Salad Toss act BAD ENOUGH AS IS.

It's like the time Amber said "I'm such a Blackie!" Fuck sakes even my middle aged ass knew the context immediately when she said that. Every fucking day Amber says and does PLENTY that is bad enough. Trying to make racism or faggotphobia happen is so PATHETIC and DESPERATE as Chantal and Amber scrambling to replace their outgoing exes combined.
They need to fucking STAHP. It's really stupid and it makes people who experience REAL racism and discrimination against gays look like CLOWNS.

Also: Zachary Michael is a pathetic, insufferable purple haired faggot who needs to get a job, or a second or third job because I can't even endure 60 seconds of any of his videos.
 
caffeinated_pirate said:
Boring. So boring. Gotta find me another deathfat I guess.

Nothing much of note here. She had a box filled with ‘gifts’ under a blanket. You had no problem showing off Destiny’s gifts, but let’s keep Jade’s under a blanket where she totally can’t lift it up and check on it.
Click to expand...
Yeah, I find bolth Fat Al and Chins boring right now so I'm going back to the beginning of Shanny and following the Negz, Callie and Tragic dumpster fire in the Haydur thread.
 
When Amber asks Chantal "...do you even have respect for yourself?" I laughed out loud in real life.

Even if you take away all the things we've seen Chantal do over the years (and boy howdy have we seen some things) Chantal married a Kuwaiti-born Syrian Muslim. It's a given that he does not respect anyone female regardless of their weight.

None of the Amber vs Chantal and Salad stuff matters anyway since it's just scripted for views, kinda like pro wrestling or American politics.
 
Okay, her new video where she gained a whole pound in one day, and she said she didn’t binge but did ‘over ate’.

Now I’m curious. What does she consider a binge vs over eating?
 
FatalTater said:
None of the Amber vs Chantal and Salad stuff matters anyway since it's just scripted for views, kinda like pro wrestling or American politics.
Click to expand...
But wrestling is entertaining. I confess, I watch it regularly, have for years. The smacktalk, the smackdowns, the drama, what's not to love? It's a scripted fuckfest and I take it no more seriously than that.

There is nothing entertaining about Hamber or Chins. Not even watching the two fat fucks naked mud wrestle for the world crown of Chief Deathfat. They both reek of fat-fucking irrelevant desperation. Show me Hamber doing a death-flip off the top rope and pinning Chins and mebbe, just mebbe, I'd be interested.
 
caffeinated_pirate said:
Okay, her new video where she gained a whole pound in one day, and she said she didn’t binge but did ‘over ate’.

Now I’m curious. What does she consider a binge vs over eating?
Click to expand...
We'll never know. She won't ever show us what a true binge is or give us any real context as to what overeating vs binging is as she's trying to control the narrative.

She can't say the only reason she gains is because of her multiple health issues when she shows us exactly what she shoves into her giant maw. She'll have nowhere left to hide and no more excuses left. We all know she eats a ridiculous amount of food every day and only stops to sleep but without 100% confirmed proof, she can continue to gaslight and lie to her audience.

She can't lie to the scale though. The scale is the real source of truth here.

factor food taste test | queen of YouTube lol | weigh in days 12-14 | vlog​

Full body shot in the thumbnail? Someone's desperate for views.......


 
Last edited by a moderator:
caffeinated_pirate said:
Okay, her new video where she gained a whole pound in one day, and she said she didn’t binge but did ‘over ate’.

Now I’m curious. What does she consider a binge vs over eating?
Click to expand...
Its all emotional, or perceived in some way. A binge may be described in one molment as x amount of food, but in another molment it could be some completely different amount. Theres no real legitimate measurement because the things when she describes "what id get if i overate vs what i would get if i binged" changes depending on the food, her level of activity during that day, if she has or hasnt eaten another meal before that or any number of things.
Its all a made up game to make herself feel better but we all know it doesnt matter because shes still overeating (binge or no binge) and the silly little games she makes up is just to entertain her and distract from how dire her situation is. If its not a fun little game she wont do it because shes a child, and like all children making up games to entertain themselves the rules and amounts of things change day to day or multiple times a day.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom