🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Insulin reid said:
Shes self important and a narc so shes always torn between the two wolves who live inside her.
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I beg your pardon, good sir!!! She is the empathic person she knows! Just ask her and she tell you about all her empathy.

And the mountains of Dollar Store junk she drops off after dark at Goodwill twice a WEEK! Not to mention the piles of shit stacked in her hovel to feed the homeless and somehow never seem to get there.

You are mistaken. She's St. Fucking Hamber, constant do'er of good deeds for the poor and downtrodden that can't afford semi-truck deliveries of Uber Eats.
 
Damn 39k views in just under 2 days, Jesus wept Amber this is just embarrassing at this point. Her content is really really bad but still, she has lost about 20k average views in such a short space. I think it's people pissed with the Jade era.

One thing Jade will never do is a face reveal ever because being attached to Amber is something she finds shameful. We are more inclined to see Jade dip than reveal. As of late, she has been more and more absent and Amber keeps persisting she is there.

You can be there but fully checked out and Jade definitely is gone emotionally. I found her screaming "Feline" at the golf place really telling of the state of the matter. Same shit different dyke "me and x are so strong". A month or so later the bitch bails, we know the inevitable now because Amber fulfills her own prophecy, She smothers the other half so much that they run, it's a narc thing in crisis they amplify their behavior to 100.
 
Ayygs and Layygs said:
It's hilarious to me that she continues this narrative of "oh I hate me I'm so self conscious" but posts those stupid eye fucking ticktoks over and over. I don't believe for a nanosecond she thinks anything negative about herself.
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I agree. Amber may say she is ugly, but I don't think for a second she believes that. Someone called her "fat" once and her response to that was "I may be fat, but I'm pretty and that is all that matters." Another reason she says she is ugly because she wants people to comment "what, you're so pretty." Those nasty videos she puts on tiktok proves that. If I really thought I was ugly I wouldn't post anything, let alone those thirst traps.
Ayygs and Layygs said:
Imagine blaming losing weight for gallstones rather than a piss poor diet of 4,000+ calories a day... Love that we're back to 100 days of weighing in. a) fuck the decimals, she's 500 pounds not a newborn! b) How long until she's just saying numbers rather than giving any proof of stepping on the scale? and c) What is weighing in supposed to do? She's not dieting (her drowning salad in ranch while claiming less than a serving shows nothing has changed), she's not exercising, she's doing absolutely nothing to work on that number so what exactly is the point? The differences in the first 3 days is literally going pee or not.
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I'm so sick of hearing about her gallbladder. People will gallbladder issues have it removed. It's usually a quick surgery for someone not 500 pounds.
Ayygs and Layygs said:
The other Are you fucking kidding me moment is her talking about how supported she is now and she never has been before blah blah blah. Fucking... She LIVED with Casey and Krystal and ate all of their food and did fuck all while their parents paid for everything. She bled all over everything for a year with Becky. The fuck does she mean?
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Yeah screw those people that financially supported her well into adulthood. She has never appreciated that most people don't met people online and just move in with them the day you meet them in person, and have them support you for years. Not just once, but multiple times. Even Becky, she may not have supported her financially, especially after Amber got her to quit her job, but Amber was going to be homeless until she met Becky, another sucker she met online to take her in.

It also annoys me how her mom is "the best person" she knows, but then uses her childhood as an excuse for why she can and can't do something. A lot of us had shitty childhoods, me included, you know what most of us do? Grow up and move on, cut our abusive parents off.
Ayygs and Layygs said:
100%. She refuses to take any responsibility for anything, ever. It's why she still insists she has BED rather than admitting she just likes stuffing her fat face with garbage. There is ALWAYS an excuse for her to not stick to a plan or do anything that might be healthy in any way.


Maybe I'm just an asshole, but That excuse makes me want to throat punch her. A lot of people have shitty childhoods. To still be using that as a woe is me at 30? Grow the fuck up.
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Me too. But we know that will never happen. She thinks working is beneath her, especially at a fast food restaurant
Ayygs and Layygs said:
I would love to see the eyes of a manager seeing her waddle up to the counter and ask for an application. She can't stand for 8+ hours and she'd probably eat more than she handed out.
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ANYONE who spends all day taking and posting selfies thinks they are so gorgeous that it would be selfish to keep their beauty away from the poor ugly peasants.

The more you share pics of yourself (unless you are doing something instructive or interesting) the more in love you are with your looks.

Humility and modesty are traits that I miss greatly in my advancing age...
 
Insulin reid said:
She will never figure out what disorders she actually has because she will never go to a therapist and psychiatrist and be honest with not only the therapist but herself.
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Winner Winner. She'd rather self diagnose because she read something online than actually confront the issue. If she did, she would have to work on the issue and she sure as shit isn't going to do that. Not when she can cry BED and order 20 nuggets and 2 large fries.

notfoodienotbeauty said:
People will gallbladder issues have it removed.
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That's the problem when you're a 500 pound land whale. The normal treatment for issues tons of people face. Apologies for powerlevel, but my mom actually had her gallbladder removed while she was pregnant with me, and had to eat a strict diet as well, so to act as if it's something she can't do anything about? Fuck out of here. She just refuses to put down the garbage food. If it requires any work on her part, she's not doing it.

notfoodienotbeauty said:
her mom is "the best person" she knows, but then uses her childhood as an excuse for why she can and can't do something.
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Gotta love that double edged sword. That's what makes me irrationally annoyed with her. If her childhood was so traumatic she still cries about it at 31, her mom wouldn't be the best ever, and if she's the best ever, her childhood wasn't as bad as she plays it. She's just too smooth brained to realize she's not making sense.
 
A small PL, I am in Jamaica on a well-deserved holiday. Yesterday, I met a lady who has lipoedema. Her legs were large and her arms looked like Amber’s. She was a sweet lady in her 50’s and along with her husband, she was not going to miss going on a holiday somewhere warm. She was nowhere the size of Amber. She could be between 2-300 pounds, still obese but not Amber obese. She has difficulties with stairs and was slow walking. This bring me to two points. First, how the hell did Amber not look for help with her lipoedema before. It is far more serious than she lets us believe. She really does not care for her health. With her putting loads of makeup while not taking care of the rest of her body, she remind me of an old rusty jalopy with brand new hubcaps. Second, this lady took a 10 hour flight from Manchester, U.K., to enjoy a beach holiday. Amber could also do it. How can you have the best time of your life and limit it to mini putt?
 
There is a guy in my neighborhood whose got lipodemia. He takes his German Shepard to the park every morning, he sits and throws the ball for her and the inside of his leg is HUGE. (I feel bad for him forsure) But he gets out, and takes care of his dog. It doesn’t really stop him, and he’s a very sweet man. Alr could never. She’s lazy, self centered and awful. She won’t ever take care of it, and I love that for her. It’s a matter of time before we lose another deathfat and my money is on her.
 
This is completely off topic, so apologies fuckers but why are people (granted, mostly on Youtube) playing along by calling the arse wiper ''Faline''? I feel like I'm going mad because surely playing along with the pathetic nickname is something Fatty enjoys? Everyone knows it's Jade, everyone knows it's the same misshapen blob caught begrudgingly taking Twinkie for a walk.

I don't think I've ever seen her audience so calmly go along with her weak trolling attempt.
It's a petty curiosity but a curiosity nonetheless.
 
Ayygs and Layygs said:
That's the problem when you're a 500 pound land whale. The normal treatment for issues tons of people face. Apologies for powerlevel, but my mom actually had her gallbladder removed while she was pregnant with me, and had to eat a strict diet as well, so to act as if it's something she can't do anything about? Fuck out of here. She just refuses to put down the garbage food. If it requires any work on her part, she's not doing it.
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Although her weight may be one of the issues, I don't think it's the main reason why she doesn't seek treatment for this - even if she could find a doctor willing to open her up like a taun-taun. Remember when she was living with Becky and the boys, and Eric started his own channel? Most of it was him bitching about getting his gallbladder removed, as well as his friggin bowel movements - while still eating cheese and fried food. If an average person's unhealthy diet turns their ass into an upsidedown volcano, I'm sure with a 500 lb... "dainy gorl", the fallout would have devestation akin to breaking the 4th Seal of Revelation.

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A little off-topic, but I wasn't sure where to post this. It's in the comments section of 'The Dangleen Ankle' on YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pobo2AoqVJk). He's a little... odd himself. He's recently posted a video about trying to bribe Michael Be Petty to come back and do an interview with him. That's a discussion for another post. Anyway, a poster name Katalina W made a comment to his video, and 'Annie Doran' made a couple of :story: comments. This individual has been popping up in the comment section of a lot of ALR reaction channels with some equally wild comments. Some details she says seem off, like "Becky's one sister". Becky has two; wouldn't a friend of the family just call the "one sister" in question by her name? But then, the grammar and spelling is horrific enough to cause an aneursym, so who knows if this is just part of that. What do you think: batshit friend of Norma, or fabulously dedicated troll? I'm leaning towards troll, but I didn't really follow the Ann Doran stuff during the GoFundMe in 2019 that closely and might have missed something.
 
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Boolean Bitch said:
If an average person's unhealthy diet turns their ass into an upsidedown volcano, I'm sure with a 500 lb... "dainy gorl", the fallout would have devestation akin to breaking the 4th Seal of Revelation.
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Plus she's totally on keto now, so consuming an unimaginable amount of sodium and aspartame. God help the poor plumber who probably has to frequent that apartment.
 
I can't believe all the time I've spent away from Amber's thread, and I come back to less than 30 new pages and absolutely nothing has changed. It's incredible, really. She's mastered the art of doing The Least.
What an absolute waste of space. I'm also going to have to agree with some other farmers that ol hammy is next up after Jen, her health problems seem to be snowballing lately and I just love that for her. Give me rainbows, but these issues seem a bit more serious than a bleeding belly button was, not to mention she's been 500lbs now for a decade? That's some real damage she's doing to her joints, organs, and bones. She's in for a (short) future of misery, pain, and immobility soon enough. Lmao.
 
Boolean Bitch said:
Some details she says seem off, like "Becky's one sister". Becky has two; wouldn't a friend of the family just call the "one sister" in question by her name?
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That's hillbilly vernacular.

There was Becky's one sister that wished cancer on everybody and her one sister that didn't (as far as I know.)

Tell ya somethin though - Annie Doran sure does write like gossipy Kentuckians talk that's f'damn sure.
 
beansoup said:
I can't believe all the time I've spent away from Amber's thread, and I come back to less than 30 new pages and absolutely nothing has changed. It's incredible, really. She's mastered the art of doing The Least.
What an absolute waste of space. I'm also going to have to agree with some other farmers that ol hammy is next up after Jen, her health problems seem to be snowballing lately and I just love that for her. Give me rainbows, but these issues seem a bit more serious than a bleeding belly button was, not to mention she's been 500lbs now for a decade? That's some real damage she's doing to her joints, organs, and bones. She's in for a (short) future of misery, pain, and immobility soon enough. Lmao.
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Agreed.
Fat Albert is high on my next to DAH! list. Like Jen, she constantly has cyanosis--particularly around her mouth--even when she tries to LAH! by covering it up with Dollar Tree e.l.f. lipstick.
When she isn't jaundiced, she's clammy/pasty and she always looks like she hasn't met Mr. Soap and Mr. Hot Water, nor said "Hi" to some guy named "Gene" since the George W. administration.

Oh well, noNeck's 600lb tire necklace is about to burn for all eternity. Love that for HURR.
 
Canuck Breaker said:
Plus she's totally on keto now, so consuming an unimaginable amount of sodium and aspartame. God help the poor plumber who probably has to frequent that apartment.
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Not anymore. Keto is done and dusted (10 days ago) as per her PCP telling her that her gall bladder can't handle it. She so confused because her lipedema specialist, her eating disorder therapist, and her PCP are all telling her different things re diet. She's back to intuitive eating, journalling, and portion control....because of course she is. Keto ended on Nov 5th right on the upload of her Chips Ahoy binge eating TikTok.

Oh and a nice little preemptive audience guilt trip added about why they are going to be pissed off or disappointed that she quit the diet (you know the one she she never wanted to do) because her doctor told her to. Do we really want her to hurt her health for drama. Classic Amber.
 
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What part of the cycle are we in now? I'd say the belligerent and aggressive to her audience phase but she's always belligerent and aggressive to her audience these days so it's hard to keep track.

Get that new high score for your birthday, gorl! You can do it!!
 
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