🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Harlow said:
This is fair, I just know she wants to stir up shit for attention so I'd hate for her to get that but I would love to see Jordy get views at least!
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On one hand, yeah, it's giving Amber attention. On the other hand, the reaction channels always dominate her views so it'll be expected but still funny to see Jordy's reaction to her reaction to his reaction get more views.

Also damn, Amber was really salty in this. Like "peak smug and cunty lynn" in one salty. I watched the 15 minute Apathetic Faxx version, because fuck it, and semper fi to @Diet Coke 4 Life and @Boolean Bitch for capping the 68 minute version. I could barely take 15 minutes of it, especially sober. They say don't get irrationally mad with the cows but Amber was very punchable in this.
 
With every video that comes out, Jade’s voice gets less enthusiastic. She’s getting tired of Amber’s shit and that ridiculously loud stupid laugh.

If she IS paying half the bills, then she already has one foot out the door.
 
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This is what happens when you show complete contempt for your audience and tell them to fuck off if they ask you to lift your YouTube game.

Love that for her.
 
The writing is on the wall, y'all. Amber got rid of the funny and is just mean, boring, and pathetic. She's turned into a stale potato chip wedged in a couch. I can't deal with her victim attitude on repeat like Groundhog Day, anymore.

A lot of gorlworld stopped watching Amberlynn and laid out their various reasons: Lack of content, no friends, no Jade on camera, constant vitriol, lahs, laziness, secretiveness, boring cliffhangers, etc. Still, Amberlynn refuses to listen to criticism or suggestions. There are a thousand things to do and yet she chooses to rot in her apartment spouting ignorance and self-sabatoge. The whole menopause broken torn sprained cankle & strain collapsed lung thyroid cancer nodule fluid infection pneumonia saga while being talked down to was off putting.

Playing up a persona and taking a seething dump on your audience are two different things. Lecturelynn has chosen the latter and will reap the consequences of it.
 
Damn nearly 3 weeks with a video not reaching 50k. That is bad our old precedent was 100k that changed 14 months when there. April 2nd was her recent video to his 102k views and that was because it had Macdonalds in the title.

Days since last 100k video that hit 100k : 223 days
Minus the Nickado Avocado video the previous week before then it was 215 days and that was a video posted in early October that scooched past 100k in Feb 2022. : 215 days

As you can see each gap is slowly getting bigger and a lot of her vids are floating at 60 odd k a piece. So this is her mean view amount. in April her average was about 75k, she has lost 20% of her audience since April.

As I said if she does vlogmas it will hurt her more than gain her. She will lose probably a further 15% and she will barely dent 50k a video. I know it's a tired topic for me but Amber's views are everything to her existence currently as they fund her and keep her relationship afloat.

Bitch needs to move stat because she is at the point where she can barely afford it. Jade is going to bolt hard and fast like Becky as that is the nature of her break ups. They all run fast because she is a mega narc and that is the only solution. I think Jade has some money stored up for after Xmas because she is going then.

I did too notice her tone video by video is getting more and more done and we called this about Becky and lo and behold a month later Becky fled. I think money lately has hit really hard and Jade is paying a lot more now and she is scaling up that escape.
 
Yeah, I'm not buying that she doesn't look at views, especially when you look at those sad thumbnails and titles she has made. She is trying to do anything to get people to watch her and it isn't working.

Also, no friggin way would she get a job flipping burgers. She would go back to fatfishing people on the internet for money, or back on welfare, before she would get an actual real job. She thinks she is too good to work an actual real job. I remember that time she was insulted when someone thought she worked at Home Goods. Bitch should have been thankful someone actually thought she worked for a living.
 
TardiX said:
If she doesn't care about views why is she oinking that reaction channels are stealing her views?
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Oh, Amberlynn has a big storm coming. She has absolutely pissed off her audience like never before.

The unsubscribe movement during the Becky Era did not work because she was entertaining and it was produced by anger, hence invested emotion. Now? The room has been read as bored, dry, ambivalent, and tired of her. Amberlynn is going to regret stiring up the haydur hornet nest, who now think twice before giving her a view. The "benevolent" haydurs who give her pity views are drying up because ALR is such a dumb, pathetic cunt.

You'd think as much as Amberlynn tries to ride Chantal's XXXL Arabic curtains, she'd take notes of how to pull off a show. Hypothetically, which would you rather fund if forced to? Chantal giving manic beezes or Amberlynn eating food she hides from the camera?
 
All I can say is wow. This cunt goes from crying about her health scares to "trying to find a sympathy bone" in response to a reactors heart attack to whining about her declining views so quickly - I would almost think she's in a manic high right now if she didn't do it to grasp at the fleeting straws of attention.
The Lexington cycle has become extremely deranged. She'll film grocery hauls, MAYBE do a mukbang or two (if Poly Daddy Dom Jade Francis allows it), make a community post asking her viewers "what they want to see", cry on camera, then act retardedly smug about it for some reason.
I can't wait to see what kind of content we'll be getting when she's averaging 10k views a video. OnlyFans arc?
 
Well I hope if Wipey is about to bolt she has the decency to tell us why she was there in the first place. What is it with our gorls attracting mysterious partners recently?

I’m wondering if the fact the reddit boards got yeeted has had an effect on her views? I’ve seen a few random comments on the Chantal board on how people initially missed them (including the Farms when we were down) but after a while realised they really didn’t care that much. If that was your only source of Amber news it was like she dropped off the earth. Given the choice of raw-dogging her ‘content’ or finding a new cow to discuss I’m not surprised Chantal’s boards are suddenly much busier. Sorry Amber, you’re too boring for even Reddit now. That’s gotta sting.
 
''I'm not like this cold hearted person, I'm not malicious''. Oh my, the Fat Lady with no human emotions is telling lies again.

Her 500lbs arse is a culmination of pure malice and self indulgence. There's nothing else ''true'' to her character. I don't know if she believes the lies she tells about herself or merely thinks others are stupid enough to believe it.
I also want to know who these people are in her life that tell her she's a good person? The friends that she doesn't have? The family that can't stand her? The made-up fans in her DM's?

Where are all these super supportive people who do nothing but sing your praises and lick your arse?
I do enjoy seeing her try to seem better than everyone, all the while sat down and stinking, sweating , wasting away day after day.
 
Pudgy Bear Claws said:
Yeah, that's a no from me. I can't take either of them for longer than 10 minutes, three hours would be torture. There's not enough booze in the universe. I hope you don't do this to yourself @Diet Coke 4 Life
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I agree. Jordy is an insufferable cunt who critiques Amber’s eating while stuffing his maw with fast food on his second channel.

Shit water seeks its own level.
 
I have been trying to watch that video since it went live last night and keep falling asleep.
I think it's mostly BoringLynn acting like it's all fine and if you make a drinking game out of every time she says some version of "If it's boring don't watch" you will drown before the alcohol gets in your system.

At one point she says in response to Jordy's critique of her entertainment value, "Just fire me then!" Which seems like an awfully saucy attitude from someone who nearly shat herself when that unsubscribe boycott sort of happened a few years ago.

At about the 2 hours and 41 minute mark, SmugLynn says that reaction channels are not important. The look on her face is ... lol.
 
About 3:02:50 he starts playing some voice messages Amber sent him. Apparently explaining the Damon White fake facebook profile. But it ends with her acting like a drunk high schooler with a crush.
 
StyrofoamFridge said:
The unsubscribe movement during the Becky Era did not work because she was entertaining and it was produced by anger, hence invested emotion.
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At that time, most subscribers were watching her, so she panicked. Now, with 203k subscribers and less than 50-60k views per video, fewer are watching. When she started on YouTube, the vlog style was all the rage. People were getting used to doing videos and testing the media. Now, to have a large following doing vlogs, you need to be a celebrity, which she is not, or find your niche, which she has not. One way to improve your YouTube product is to build audience loyalty with a personal connection. She is not connecting with her audience by being smug and dismissing her health issues. She wants to be treated as if she was skinny, but no one would watch her if she was.
 
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