🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Trees said:
Will she vlog about turning her life around right up until the moment she fucking dies?!
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NO, SHE WON'T.

She'll continue to blame YOU, ME, reaction channels, haydurs, and skinny ppeepples for all of her problems because this fat cunt refuses to look in the mirror and acknowledge that ALL of her problems come from within.

That's what makes this deathfat more interesting than most -- zero introspection and zero understanding of cause/effect.

Point the fucking fat sausage finger any direction you want, Hamber. Except at the cause of all your problems... YOU.
 
If I've learned something from the Big Lass vlogging her health dwindling these past years it would probably be that Lexington has a very advanced healthcare system. It's astounding to see her have access to such reliable and specialized healthcare so quickly. I wonder how much medical debt she's in though - but she probably has no intention of paying it back because she realizes she'll be dead before she can ever make a dent in it. The fat hog probably just sees her entire medical bill as a big funny number that has no meaning to her. Hate all these fatties using up the entire healthcare system just put the fork down smh
 
Another clickbait title. She wasn't admitted to hospital, she just went back to the ER.
I guess we can somewhat excuse this as Fat Amber really struggles with the most basic of concepts and ideas.

I'd pay good money to see someone trying to shove this gigantic land whale into an MRI.
 
lol Amber, Feline is Jade. I'm always amused that she thinks she is so much smarter than everyone. lol. She could be the smartest person she knows (look at Becky, Dusty, Dana.) but she's not smarter than her audience and never will be.
This isn't going to be some easy fix with surgery Amber. Too bad that first cancer issue didn't get your ass into gear. It's going to be interesting to watch a Land Whale get chemo.
 
Amber is already back to nearly 500 lbs. The only thing she did was prime us for the self-sabatoge of Ozempic and blame it on muh mentalz and not "workeen." She yelled at her audience for telling her to up her dose of Ozempic, but she "wasn't ready" and "it's not that cut and dry." Obviously it's not working because she binged up like 40+ lbs in the span of a month or so.

Even when Ozempic was working and the pounds were shedding, after her Monday dose, she would binge by Thursday. If cancer didn't scare her to act right, nothing will. Her partially collapsed lung hasn't motivated Amberlynn to do the right thing; She revels in her pity party and makes poor choices.  FAT  AL is a weak human being.

Health problems are Amber's own fault. She has lied about her "missing" medical records and was caught red handed by a nurse at her facility who went on reddit and did a tell-all about procedure. Amber wouldn't even be going through menopause right now if she took her damn estrogen. If anything, menopause has brought out Amber's true colors of being a sad, fat cunt.

(Honestly, it is tempting to change my vote in the Deathfat Derby to Amberlynn instead of Tammy. Amberlynn has no spiteful, cockroach spirit like Tam-Tam does.)
 
VAPORS.
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This 30 year old woman shrugs off the fact that she now has been given a puffer.
She shrugs off the fact that she STRUGGLED to walk a few steps.
She shrugs it all off.
This is where a lot of this "no fat shameeeein" bullshit got us.
This woman who through her own actions just continues to adapt to limited mobility.
Continues to decline health wise.
Continues to look at people like Jen and just shurgs it off.

It does not matter to Amber who goes into a rant about David Dobrick.
I wonder if her climbing views give her brief measure of comfort?
 
If that gif would've lasted about 2 more seconds, you would've seen her smacking her lips and attempting to taste any flavor left deposited on them.

It was disturbing as fuck.
 
Even if it’s not actually cancer, she's fucked up her lungs enough to have fluid and need an inhaler. That's grim for someone her age that is not getting one for asthma related issues.

Incidentally, COPD can be induced by obesity. So if even if she didn't get metastasized cancer on account of negligence, she got some sort of lung condition from negligence. She's not my bet in the next death pool, but she's further up in rank than she used to be now.

Diet Coke 4 Life said:
If that gif would've lasted about 2 more seconds, you would've seen her smacking her lips and attempting to taste any flavor left deposited on them.

It was disturbing as fuck.
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And she did it TWICE! She tongue thrusted the second time, but she smacked her lips both times. She probably hated the inhaler solely because the steroids tasted like shit to her. She really is a big baby.
 
I rarely actually watch our Lady of the Fat, because we have such wonderful recappers here and she is so very infuriating, but I caught a moment where she bitches about hating to come on YT and update us, but "this is my JOB."

She's not the only cow that has bitched about YouTube being their "job" and showed open resentment toward her viewers because, evidently, it's our fault that she has to begrudgingly drag her ass in front of a camera to eat, or complain, or cry. She wouldn't even grace us with her presence, but it's her job.

YOU CHOSE THIS JOB. YOU CHOSE THIS LIFE. You do nothing to improve your life or the lives of others. You are a black hole of greed and stupidity. Stop acting as though you were forced into this. Long ago you had a chance to be an actual human with an actual life, but you were conceited enough to think that the world needed to share in your gluttonous, selfish, ignorant "lifestyle" and be treated to the massive fat-stravaganza that is your existence.

Just be grateful that you are making money at all. Be glad that all you have to do to get your $$ is turn on a camera and be fat. You earned the money and you earned the hate.
 
some cunt said:
What a coincidence all these big shcawy things are happening to her now when her views are plummeting and we're coming up to Christmas. Indignation didn't work, preaching didn't work, mukbangs have lost their impact, reaction channels are the only ones that can make her snorefests tolerable and she no longer has the clout to bully them off the internet like she did with the plebbit subreddits. I'm delighted that dislikes are staying consistent though, she can buy all the positive comments she wants but the truth is plain to see that she's done fuck for a whole decade and only has FAT to show for it and a cunty personality. Better tighten your belt fatty, things are only going to get tougher as people tune out and the cost of living goes up and no, travelling freak shows aren't a thing anymore these days.

P.S: I'm betting this nodules arc is another fat load of nothing just like everything else before. Fatty's just desperately grasping for attention at this point but nothing is sticking to the wall.
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She will ride this out til something else comes along then say “Good news guiseee, it’s NOT cancer. The stupid doctors that did the CT scan did not know what they were doing, and it turns out it was nothing. Thankfully I’m an advocate for myself and I know way more than them. My question is like can I sue them, for giving me PTSD? They gave me anxieteeey worrying and it turns out I’m the 600 lb beacon of hellfy.”
 
I had a thought.

Remember back 2-3 years ago when Amber had cancer in her lady parts, and a lot of the reactors wouldn't touch an Amber video or if they did they were all respectful because *pearl clutch* "can't be mean, Amber has ~cancer~ and it would be wrong to bully a cancer victim!"

Bet she enjoyed that atttude while it lasted.
 
Can we get a poll going for the nodule? Something along the lines of “what do you think the lung lump is?”
A. A lie
B. Benign
C. Cancer
 
Scrumption said:
Can we get a poll going for the nodule? Something along the lines of “what do you think the lung lump is?”
A. A lie
B. Benign
C. Cancer
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If there were a poll for the veracity of every one of the gorls lahs, we'd be here forever
 
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