🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I’m going to shit up the thread by saying that @Diet Coke 4 Life reeecaps are chefs kiss
That said Lego sets don’t give random extra pieces.

ETA - love having the farms back! Null is the MVP
 
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Piggy lost some weight, got scared, then started gaining again. Right on brand. Why would she want to lose all the weight? Like genuinely drop the weight and keep it off. She can't afford skin removal surgery, her innards are damaged beyond repair, and if she maintained her new weight, what is she gonna do? Go out, show actual interests beyond food vs stupid "quirky" stuff like not liking bacon or being obsessed with brushing her teeth? Fuck no! Without the fat, she loses what true and honest identity she has. Because being fatter than fat is really all Hamber has at the end of the day. If she wasn't such a cunt it'd be a bit sad.

Considering that her last IDs would've been roughly what, 300 pounds ago? I highly doubt that her new pics look better than the older ones. While there is the hope that Amber was indeed smart enough to not show off her ID a part of me wonders if she was horrified at her new ID pictures. ID photos are always fucking awful as it is. Then again, she eyefucks herself that maybe she genuinely does think that she looks good. *shrugs*
 
Amber, youre dying nobody gives two shits and one figity fuck about your fee fees or your trauma. People in the real world (y'know ones with jobs and obligations) dont care that you are such a lazy, vapid, irresponsible, moronic, fetid leg-having cunt that you cant comprehend earning a living without being a side-show porcine attraction. WATCH THE HUMAN WHALE EAT HERSELF TO AN EARLY DEATH! COME ONE! COME ALL! SEE THE PORCINE QUEEN EAT ALL THE ICED CREAM! 10 CENTS!
 
Fucking boring vlog skipped around and nothing was lost. Amber's main problem is looming around the corner and that is reach. At the moment her channel is on life support and she has to repeat the same clickbait tactics over and over. Each time there is a diminishing returns. She did it with mukbangs to the point she can't because she hands more views to detractors.

She can't do exes etc because it fails, and she cannot with Q and As because they crater hard to the point she loses viewership. Each time gaining fewer and fewer subs. Her next go-to is health emergency but if you notice even those are starting to lose their luster. She is backing her each time into a corner where she will be unable to clickbait.

Compared to last year an average made 70k views now its 55k, 60k if lucky. She has lost 22% of her audience in about 10 months. I said this months ago when she hits that average of 55k views she is going to emergency after emergency.

The classic Amber "I can't talk about it but I've been cryeen and that used to tag people on for months but now people are just not buying it. So at the moment, she is going to push weigh-ins the old faithful but her weigh-ins even now are bullshit she never shows the scale usually.

Amber is genuinely in danger zone territory now because here is the truth. Amber has not hit 100k these were:
I did not lie posted on March 7th - 106k views - days since 221
Before that, it was Cook in weight in with me posted on October 11th gap between March and October 217 days

That video took 135 days to hit 100k, it did so in February because I was watching it like a hawk. What used to take 2 days takes nearly 200 each way. No wonder she is panicked as fuck because her empire of click-bait is done. I haven't sat down in a long time and crunched the analytics of her videos but I predict like 30 - 40% are her old classic videos.
Your description of her failing YouTube career gave me a visual of a fat Icarus, orbiting the sun in tightening concentric circles rather than flying straight into it. I shall call her Thickarus.
 
The thing about Amber that makes her more "resilient" yet cursed is the fact she has been fat her entire Lyfe. It is the only thing keeping her going but it will also sting her because when that protection goes. That's it she'll decline incredibly fast, a problem with any form of cancer is it really screws up your immune system. It's why people in remission are so fragile, their immune system has been fighting for so long. Amber still probably has not even recovered after nearly 3 years.

With her costs, Henry is at least $2000 a month with service charges being unknown. She is not covered insurance-wise either hence the ER trips and her shopping trips have gotten smaller and smaller. The last video was suss because no Jade in sight and though she works 3 jobs, I am getting a feeling she is in the run phase.

If you look at all of Amber's exes one thing before a break up is they tend to not appear as much because they are done with it. She only makes about $4k now if she is lucky so 50% is straight up just rent.

She is going to hold vlogmas at ransom as usual but the problem is with reactors not covering her. Every video she posts will decrease in view and view, it's a thing with Amber after 2019 everytime she spams just diminishes. She is in the same bind as Chantal because she cannot quit else she'll be homeless and she cannot quit else she will become irrelevant. She gives channels like Bottles and Faxx the win at that point because they'll reupload her return video or it's here and she'll lose in the view count 100%.

She is also in a position where she cannot move states either because of her lifestyle. She cannot go to Texas or CO because it's too expensive, same with TN. The rent in Nashville is her entire income as is in New York nearly. She could get by in Ohio but it will still be dicey
 
Considering that her last IDs would've been roughly what, 300 pounds ago? I highly doubt that her new pics look better than the older ones. While there is the hope that Amber was indeed smart enough to not show off her ID a part of me wonders if she was horrified at her new ID pictures. ID photos are always fucking awful as it is. Then again, she eyefucks herself that maybe she genuinely does think that she looks good. *shrugs*

To me an ID photo is the ultimate how have I changed in the last 4 years photo. I love them. I know I'm a weirdo. It should be the biggest fucking wake up call for her (Chins when she renews hers too) because no filters. No amount of makeup in the world will change the fact that her eyes look like they are going to fall into the sockets of her skull or that she is losing the ONE thing that was actually fucking beautiful about her ... her hair

She is also in a position where she cannot move states either because of her lifestyle. She cannot go to Texas or CO because it's too expensive, same with TN. The rent in Nashville is her entire income as is in New York nearly. She could get by in Ohio but it will still be dicey

And while Jade would be able to acclimate the further South as long as they would go in larger cities down here (as they cater to hbcus and face it the South has a larger black community than the rest of the country) Amber would die. Yes we are fatter that the rest of the country but not Amber fucking fat. It's too hot to be that God damn fat down here.

ETA*
On a personal note: every single dipshit unironically entertaining the ID Discussion has been moved into the Fucking Retard column in my mental ledger book, where they will forever remain

*humbly accepts moving into that column and bows gracefully while I shimmey on over*
 
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She is going to hold vlogmas at ransom as usual but the problem is with reactors not covering her. Every video she posts will decrease in view and view, it's a thing with Amber after 2019 everytime she spams just diminishes. She is in the same bind as Chantal because she cannot quit else she'll be homeless and she cannot quit else she will become irrelevant. She gives channels like Bottles and Faxx the win at that point because they'll reupload her return video or it's here and she'll lose in the view count 100%.
She never finishes Vlogmas or any other series or challenge, either. Remember that hellish era where she attempted 100 days of consecutive uploads? She quit on like day 97 or another very close to the end day. She was so close, but I think she got afraid at the implications that finishing would entail. If she finished this, why wasn't she doing x? Or finishing x other series? It's far more entertaining to guess when she reees and drops Vlogmas than Vlogmas itself. December is also around the time she gets super sick so it's morbidly fascinating in that way. Amber always gets a stomach flu or severe UTI or two around her birthday. I basically expect it at this point.
 
She quit on like day 97 or another very close to the end day.
It was day 94.
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Presented without comment, Amber's Socialblade page

I had an honest think about how I might feel if I heard that Amber died.
I would spare a concern for the future of the pets. That is all.
That social blade estimate tops out at $41K, and most creators say their earnings fall in the middle of the estimate, so is Amber looking at a profit of $20K before taxes?
 
That sounds about right to our estimates too which must irritate her greatly because she hates people knowing her true number. It also explains how she spent so much of her savings. She hinted at having 20 - 30k when you apply her rent and spending. Her tapping into about 2k of that gets drained in 15 months.
 
That social blade estimate tops out at $41K, and most creators say their earnings fall in the middle of the estimate, so is Amber looking at a profit of $20K before taxes?
It all depends on how it is calculated. At $41k as per SocialBlade, it means she gets 55% of that number (45% goes to YouTube) thus about $22.5k or about $1,900 per month. The question is does she get the maximum or not? Her rent is about $1,300-1,500 per month, there is not much left for food.

That sounds about right to our estimates too which must irritate her greatly because she hates people knowing her true number. It also explains how she spent so much of her savings. She hinted at having 20 - 30k when you apply her rent and spending. Her tapping into about 2k of that gets drained in 15 months.
I also think that her latest medical misadventure is costing her more than she expected. She probably avoids all her ER bills, but she can't ignore and CTs, blood tests, psychiatrist or psychologist, if she goes that is, doctor visits, medications and so on. I think that most of her savings are gone.
 
It all depends on how it is calculated. At $41k as per SocialBlade, it means she gets 55% of that number (45% goes to YouTube) thus about $22.5k or about $1,900 per month. The question is does she get the maximum or not? Her rent is about $1,300-1,500 per month, there is not much left for food.
This is another reason after becky that shes not footing the bill for everything, she just cant afford it. I also think the car is wipeys and not ambers. Wipey would definitely have to work several part time jobs to pay for that car, half the rent and other things. Shes also said that wipey is helping her with the medical bills. This feeder is really going all out for a woman who can make the same amount of money working job somewhere instead of continuing to ruin her own life for no reason.
I also think that her latest medical misadventure is costing her more than she expected. She probably avoids all her ER bills, but she can't ignore and CTs, blood tests, psychiatrist or psychologist, if she goes that is, doctor visits, medications and so on. I think that most of her savings are gone.
Her savings have been long gone for a while. She really started to freak out when she "couldnt just write the check" anymore for weight loss surgery. She probably had under 10 grand at that point, and with the grocery hauls being super sparse compared to what they used to be shes freaking out. No several hundreds in "emergency money" she has in all of her gaudy purses, no more huge grocery hauls just to throw out her ice cream 2 weeks later. Her lego and torrid habit are all shes holding onto at this point and even the hauls she admitted to having multiple unopened packages from months ago so shes riding the last of her high out. If she doesnt get it together for the holidays when youtubers are paid more then shes really gonna struggle mid january.

She cant even take her "breaks" when she wants. She bawled her eyes out cryeen to the audience about stoppeen the hate again. She cant leave when things get tough and she wants people to just stop speculating and believe her while just watching her content. Shes basically e begging at this point. Her trolling is shit tier and we are not amused.
 
She's achieved another one of those Deathfat Developmental Milestones!
Emphysema or something else out of the "Can't breathe"-category.
 
No prayers for you, sorry you godless heathen. Admitting you are agnostic, have zero relationship with God, then when times get tough you want him to bail your fat ass out of your own self-created hell?

Fuck off with that.
 
I'm not going to watch this one. The title and the comments I've skimmed through are enough.

All the ''praying for youuuu'' and ''you don't deserve this baaabe'' are fucking gross. All these health ''issues'' couldn't have happened to a nicer person. She is exactly the kind of cunt that deserves these problems.

They are all self-inflicted, every last one of them and she is a legitimately awful person through and through. I want to think she's paying for these comment bots because how the fuck are people still rooting for Fatty after years of showing herself to be a worthless human beaaaan.

Keep gaining Hambo, it's the only entertaining thing you're currently doing.
Pig tears are all your audience needs to give you arselicks apparently.
 
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