🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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oh yeah, and the bloodwork etc is a pretty penny. To this point, it will severely impact her revenue. I know some hospitals can say pay up very quick. She may be thinking that Chantal is floundering but she needs to view her own house because stuff she is saying is not making sense.

I think she is using filters and tricking people into thinking she has lost weight.
 
Amber is experiencing the wonders of being over 30 and having her body start to betray her. That's a fun time for even a healthy person so this latest stuff is the tip of the iceberg.

As for all the cryeen we know she's been doing because she tells us constantly... my theory is that Jade is 90% out the door, and now Amber is having to deal with that on top of the health stuff. When she said she got in the car and started cryeen, I imagine it happened like, they got in the car and instead of cooing over Amber with a newfound clinginess Jade just said, "Let's get back to the apartment so I can finish packing" and it set Amber off.
 
So basically, from what I learned from reading these comments, because I can't be assed to actually watch, it sounds like maybe a shadow was seen on her xray, and the ER just assumed it was fat, which it probably is.

She is so God damned dramatic. Scared of everything except being 600 pounds. I bet she is one of those people who look at your lab test and if one is off by 0.1 she assumes she is dying but those dumb doctors didn't care. I know she has told us many times how much smarter she is than medical doctors.
 
Things are just starting to spiral with her health, its gonna be something new sooner and sooner until the end result of weighing 500lbs
 
The grocery haul. Hmmm.

You need something to cut the onions? (I am morally certain she has bought 17 veggie cutting gadgets... somewhere)

You need to individually package chicken tenderloins?

Has your house slave left, maybe??

Not to PL, but when one relative fell, their lung collapsed, and their spouse denied it for several days to the family. There was no happy ending there. Pity for Amber.
 
Bibbity Bobbity said:
The grocery haul. Hmmm.
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I wonder if she lists those items to deduct them from her income taxes. It is becoming more regular.

FatalTater said:
As for all the cryeen we know she's been doing because she tells us constantly... my theory is that Jade is 90% out the door, and now Amber is having to deal with that on top of the health stuff. When she said she got in the car and started cryeen, I imagine it happened like, they got in the car and instead of cooing over Amber with a newfound clinginess Jade just said, "Let's get back to the apartment so I can finish packing" and it set Amber off.
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I am not sure if this is going to be that fast but I am pretty sure that a 25ish unattached woman, living with Amber for about a year, is not going to work as a nurse to take care of her for the rest of her life. The question is not "if" but "when".
 
FatalTater said:
I mean, *I* do that when I get a huge package if I'm putting it in the freezer and might not need to use it all at once.

Isn't Amber squeamish around raw meat?
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Yeah, she's squeamish, as are a lot of women who can't cook. I don't know, it seems like something she'd farm out to Jade. If it was the two of them, the package could get divided in half or thirds, probably.

If Jade were as *awesome* as advertised, I would like to think she'd get a shoutout in Amber's hour of need. Nope, just crying.
 
I'm hoping she misspoke about 'individually' wrapping those chicken tenderloins but at this point, I'd be giving her too much credit.
 
Noticed the poll about Jade's face.
I don't know about anyone else, but I've been looking forward to Jade just being gone. Hopefully this is the case now.
 
Tbh, Jade was a blight on Amber's channel. I wasn't here for the Becky fallout, but I'd rather her than this waste of space. Was she the one that went after the Reddit subs so no one was allowed to mention Amber?
 
Off topic but I've started watching Tammy Lemon. She's really started getting a lot more attention as of late and has a positive, growing viewerbase who seem really into what she's doing. I'm wondering if that's having an effect on Fatty Hamber as well, being outshone and outdone by a younger, promising gorl who is getting lots of attention and praise.
 
Bibbity Bobbity said:
Yeah, she's squeamish, as are a lot of women who can't cook. I don't know, it seems like something she'd farm out to Jade. If it was the two of them, the package could get divided in half or thirds, probably.

If Jade were as *awesome* as advertised, I would like to think she'd get a shoutout in Amber's hour of need. Nope, just crying.
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Jade's only contractually obligated to say "i lub u baybee" from across the room once per day while she's recording, you ask too much of her!
 
Amberlynn Does Not Have a Pretty Face

I know it has been said before, but I’ve never seen it broken down into specific features and I have always been annoyed by the fact that she thinks she has, or would have if she lost weight, a pretty face.

In order of most significant to least significant (in my opinion):
  1. She had incredibly deep nasolabial folds. (The lines that connect the outside of the nostrils to the corners of the mouth). She has had this feature for a while and it really ages her and looks particularly unattractive as the lines appear to extend down past her mouth corners and wrap around her first chin.
  2. Related to 1, she has jowls defined by said crease. Jowls aren’t really attractive on anyone and are more of a masculine feature in my mind.
  3. She has very thin and undefined lips. Especially in proportion to her moonface, her lips are incredibly thin (another masculine feature) and her upper lip is lacking shape around the Cupid’s bow. This also ages her quite a bit.
  4. Her weirdly-protruding cheekbone fat. Especially when her face was fatter, it always bothered me that her cheekbone fat sticks out so far past the sides of her head. It looks wrong. Maybe it’s just me though.
  5. Her triple(?) chins. I know that some people get a double chin as they age, but her chins are really out of control and entirely due to her morbid obesity.
I’m curious to hear what others view as her least attractive facial features and if I’ve missed anything.
 
Wow nobody is shocked!
Lungs looking like Mr Burns' heart

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DefCon Dumb said:
artially collapsed lungs can be caused by really shallow breathing or blocked air passages. In & of itself, not considered urgent but it HAS to be monitored to make sure it doesn't get worse.

Underlying disease is most likely the culprit - asthma, chronic bronchitis, COPD are some of the top causes. No idea how obesity plays a role but I'm willing to bet it does.
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Shes been struggling to breathe at full capacity since she was a child. Her weight was very high in her abdomin as a kid and shes been sleeping propped up or upright for at least six years. Undiagnosed sleep apnea in the super morbidly obese (yes even body builders are considered obese amber, you sow), restricts full expansion of the chest for the lungs.

Ambers whole existence is shallow breathing and crushed air passages. The diagnosis: Fat. Im surprised fat fuck isnt a listed cause for collasped lung.
 
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