🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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StickyClits said:
Correct me if I'm wrong but won't certain tests come out inaccurate because of all that lard?
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You’re NOT wrong. X-rays and ultrasounds in particular are very affected by thick fat layers.
I’m currently spending a few days in hospital after surgery today and can say there’s no EKG stickers still on me, not even any sticky residue…and the two IVs (no clue why each hand has them) are so well taped from fingers to wrist, they definitely aren’t going anywhere, even more so now they are no longer attached to anything being infused. Amber’s “just in case” IV also wouldn’t have been attached to any tubes that might possibly be ripped out if caught on something.
 
FatalTater said:
If I could curse Amber with anything, it would be like THINNER but that the weight loss would stop before she got anywhere near skelly, which would bring attention in it's own right.
Amber's about 5'1" tall, soo... I would curse her to lose weight down to about 180 elbees.
Not thin and pretty, not gross deathfat, not pitiable anorexic waif.
FOREVER CHUNKY!
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No way, if I could curse her into a Stephen King book it would be the one about the slob who drank from a can of beer that had some mold on it and he eventually turned into a giant puddle of fungus. Fat Albert will have eaten a slightly wet piece of chickeen and ends up bedbound, gradually becoming a puddle of chicken slime.
 
Pudgy Bear Claws said:
No way, if I could curse her into a Stephen King book it would be the one about the slob who drank from a can of beer that had some mold on it and he eventually turned into a giant puddle of fungus. Fat Albert will have eaten a slightly wet piece of chickeen and ends up bedbound, gradually becoming a puddle of chicken slime.
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How about dreamcatcher? I can only imagine that the dainty princess would be suitably horrified to become a raging shit monster glued to a toilet 🚽 seat that cracks under her massive girth, spilling her and all her flubber into a mountain of her own already digested taco hell and kfc cast offs.
 
Totally real FBI Frank said:
How about dreamcatcher? I can only imagine that the dainty princess would be suitably horrified to become a raging shit monster glued to a toilet 🚽 seat that cracks under her massive girth, spilling her and all her flubber into a mountain of her own already digested taco hell and kfc cast offs.
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Oh, God...I saw that when it came out in the theaters. I tried describing it to my wife and could only think of: Lampreys that come out of people's asses.

The beer can story (I think that's in Night Shift) is more on brand for Hambutt.
 
Pudgy Bear Claws said:
eventually turned into a giant puddle of fungus.
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I mean, isn't she there already? I'm pretty sure she's come close to it a few times at least.

I keep thinking about the IV falling out and the "gushing blood."
Assuming that the needle wasn't in and taped down properly so that Amber's sweater could knock it out of her arm without her even feeling it start to happen.... It's one arm vein with a hole maybe the diameter of a toothpick in it. Would it gush? Is she on blood thinners?
The language used bothers me. Much like when she looked down and her foot was just "dangling" there. Like, yes, if you aren't flexing your ankle I guess a foot could be said to dangle. lol

DramaLlamaLynn, at it again.
 
Constellationzero said:
Oh, God...I saw that when it came out in the theaters. I tried describing it to my wife and could only think of: Lampreys that come out of people's asses.

The beer can story (I think that's in Night Shift) is more on brand for Hambutt.
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I’m read the book first. I’m pretty sure Stephen king described a wet fart for about thirty pages.
 
Coincidently, had a loved one in emerg fairly recently & a combination of "oopsies" led to the IV ripping out. There was a fair amount of blood until I got them sitting & putting pressure on the IV site but although it LOOKED slightly dramatic, not that much blood came out.

It happens - worked long enough in health care to see plenty of IVs coming out but as most are inserted into smaller, peripheral blood vessels so the blood loss is minor & although IVs are taped down to the max, patients find ways to accidently disconnect them surprisingly often.

Her whole story stinks - no way she's going to allowed to walk with her REPORTED symptoms & her weight. The EKG lead placement is a joke.

As others have mentioned, she's never been shy about thrusting her hospital bracelet in viewers' faces or showing IV insertion points, including bruising.

Going to ER is not the grand adventure she tries to paint with lots of resulting trauma & drama. EVERYBODY is understaffed, wait times are long - they are here anyway and having to go to ER for any reason sucks.

Sounds like no doctor or urgent care center wanted to deal with her. ER explored the presenting complaint - as mandated - then punted her out.
 
DefCon Dumb said:
although IVs are taped down to the max, patients find ways to accidently disconnect them surprisingly often.
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I have had to resite countless IV cannulae that have "fallen out" (weren't secured properly to begin with, in a confused patient who is pulling at things, in an inattentive person).

Agree they don't generally "gush" blood but occasionally make a bit of a mess, and that Amber is dramatic and fat and I would not have sex with her.
 
Lord Jesus. Albert, it's because you're FAT! Skinny, healthy people don't just end up with a partially collapsed lung. Huge, obese tubbies who are basically bedbound do.
 
It's so difficult to understand what she's talking about. She goes round and round and round. Until we get to the point...she might have a partially collapsed lung. That is something that is usually associated with trauma. If she had a small pneumothorax associated with her fall, I don't know why this is popping up months after the fact. I am more inclined to believe they saw something odd on the x-ray and that's why they are sending her for a follow-up CT scan. It makes more sense for it to be a blood clot.

I am beyond tired of these videos. Yes, it is clickbait, despite what she claims. She still hasn't explained the personal issues she keeps crying over every single damn day.
 
I mean, if it was serious her doctor would send her back to the ER.
Fat Amber's body's screaming out for relief or some sort of help and she just ignores it. What did she think was going to happen after years of neglecting her health??

Downloading an archive now, fam.
 
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Collapsed under all that weight, huh? Poor little human sized organ hung in there a lot longer than I would have expected.
 
My Cat Is Racist said:
I mean, if it was serious her doctor would send her back to the ER.
Fat Amber's body screaming out for relief or some sort of help and she just ignores it. What did she think was going to happen after years of neglecting her health??
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A collapse lung is an immediate emergency. It is likely not a collapse lung, but I could bet that she has an hernia which happen often in obese people. The hernia could be pushing up her lung. Of course with Amber we never know what is going on. Besides, she is not thinking straight since she is going through something that she can’t talk about.
 
"What am I supposed to do with that information", she repeats, incredulous tone in her voice.

She can start by fucking right off with expecting sympathy for entirely self-inflicted medical issues. If she wasn't a super, super morbidly obese lump of self indulgence, 95% of her medical issues would never arise.

Yeah, yeah... skinny people can get all those medical issues & injuries too, but not remotely as often & generally not nearly as seriously.

First a bit of medical shit - partially collapsed lungs can be caused by really shallow breathing or blocked air passages. In & of itself, not considered urgent but it HAS to be monitored to make sure it doesn't get worse.

Ironically, tall & thin people are more likely to the spontaneous happening of partial lung collapse because of how their lungs are shaped.

Injury can cause a partial lung collapse but a sprained ankle doesn't make the list & if it did, I doubt that would be a concern weeks out.

Underlying disease is most likely the culprit - asthma, chronic bronchitis, COPD are some of the top causes. No idea how obesity plays a role but I'm willing to bet it does.

Whatever her specific cause - back to her original wail about what to do with that info... how about taking your health seriously & REDUCING the changes of many serious medical issues by dropping several hundred pounds?

As to WHY the ER didn't tell her? Maybe they did but she was too busy enjoying the 'trauma/drama' from a bit of bleeding to hear them & does she ever read her medical reports? No idea.

They probably did tell her as well as telling her to call her doctor.

She didn't get the cooing sympathy she hoped for after her last ER visit so any communication from her doctor was the perfect impetus for another "por me" whine. I see she's trudging along the well marked trail of not talking about certain things because... oversharing, privacy. It's not going to work outin the medium term for Chantal & sure as shit won't work for her... it's a path she's taken many times, only to abort when her views started dropping.

"You don't know what's going on in my life", she whines. No, I don't. I can speculate & my top 2 picks are, she's catching heat for not bailing out her dad & brother and/or, Wipey has about had enough & Amber is doing what she can to get her to stay.

But frankly, my give a shit factor is close to zero.

There are people on this site dealing with serious, life threatening diseases of their own or loved ones. I have no doubt many more than have mentioned it have lost jobs or significant parts of their income. Many have lost family members & CoVD restrictions meant no time to say good-bye in person. In short, we ALL are facing struggles - that's simply, life & life these last couple of years has been a struggle for many of us.

I'll save my empathy & sympathy for the good people on this site & elsewhere who gird their loins & face the challenges thrown at them with mostly quiet courage. In my world, a whinging toddler type like Amber is sent to its room or to bed until it learns to behave in a civilized manner.
 
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