🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Ambers eyes after seeing Eric with Hardee’s. She also states “she doesn’t like Hardee’s” but was upset she wasn’t asked View attachment 3667301

Also look at her hands, it looks like a layer of dirt is in between each finger View attachment 3667302
Hambers eyeballs immediately fixated on that fast food bag like a goddamn laser guided missile will never fail to make me want to go on a twenty two state killing spree. Greedy cunt.
 
And even if she convinced a lawyer to take her on, she'd quickly be "fired" as a client once she refused to stop discussing the case on social media. She'd probably lie about very basic verifiable things during her deposition too, completely shredding her credibility.

I 100% agree with the notion that the real reason Amber has the photo is because Jade Francis from New York wants to call the local office and tell them that her DISABLED partner tripped and fell and TORE LIGAMENTS in her ankle causing her to be BED BOUND/INVALID because of their unmaintenanced sidewalks in search of getting a tastely lump sum, Amber just made it into a vlog era for another tastier sum.

Lmao for any kind of claim with a lawyer he would make her fat ass go to actual doctor appointments and hear shit that will make her cry, PT and everything.

Just knowing it would actually entail for her physically she will nope tf out super fast and then owe the attorney $

Ya know what. I hope these grifters go through with it 🌈🌈🌈

ETA- also easiest way to not get their lease renewed and have to move due to conflict of interest
 
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...and where the curb begins.
 
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Imagine being a 31 year old woman, and throwing a tantrum like a 6 year old when people are mean. If only she let their comments about her calories change her shoveling 20k calories down her gullet.


The most dramatic bullshit. Either being 500 pounds made this a serious issue, or it didn't. But this whole "skinny people fall too" while in the same breath saying her foot was dangling...


Why wait until she loses weight? Remember her talking about seeing someone bigger than her in a restaurant and how it made her uncomfortable? But heaven forbid anyone say anything about her.


I wonder if that's possible. Not to be funny, but she is just so fat. I wonder if she can find shoes that are wide enough but also the right size.
haha true
IIRC, they fit properly she just "wasn't used to weareen them" despite saying that she was outside walking "all the time u guise" to get in better shape (full mile walk when?). She just wears flats all the time because they're all she's ever known and she can't let Jade Francis from NYC see her dainty feet, even though they are incredibly active in bed 🤮
she's saying now that the shoes were about a half size too big for her bc as she's lost weight her feet have shrunk.

she also said her tennis shoes make her about an inch to an inch and a half taller because they're memory foam. (i'm still figuring out how this is relevant lol)

she ranted about this in the "truth ab my injury" upload. it's around 5:40.

she said her bed is only for sitting and making love. - gorl, come on. there ain't nooo love making going on in that bed unless you count EATING PASTA IN BED (which for her is probably better anyways). i think she ate tacos in bed one time too...
 
I caught this when she posted it… my first thoughts were why is she so mad??? All the time now. Can’t be her OBCD ?? Maybe things aren’t going well with jade ? Possible breakup arc?!
My thoughts exactly. Her greatest fear is to be alone, and she would do ANYTHING to have a live-in aide, even bring in a grifter creep stranger who contacted her on IG. And as much as she's trying to convince herself that this creeper who likes to kiss her lymphedema and spit in her mouth is the love of her life, it's pretty obvious this "relationship" isn't working. She's been on a downward spiral ever since MG,W moved in with her, getting increasingly aggressive and depressed. This is going to end very badly, and I can't wait to see it :story:
 
Fat Amber's reaction to the word "cankle" was really OTT. She's really in her feels at the moment.
No uploads, lots of cunty community posts and she's even stopped doing her Q&As. We're definitely well into Stage 4 of the cycle at this point.

Show us your layygs gorl!!! We promise to be super supportive about how leaky they are.
 
Ambers eyes after seeing Eric with Hardee’s. She also states “she doesn’t like Hardee’s” but was upset she wasn’t asked View attachment 3667301

Also look at her hands, it looks like a layer of dirt is in between each finger View attachment 3667302

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Goddamn ... looking at this 600 pound, dirty, greasy stinkbag while now knowing how she bled all over everything and couldn't/wouldn't bathe at this point in time is just disgusteeeen.
 
she's saying now that the shoes were about a half size too big for her bc as she's lost weight her feet have shrunk.
SHe lost so much weight her feet "shrunk". feet dont get shorter when you lose weight. And if they got narrower, tighten the laces LazyLynn. Proper shoe fitment is your responsibility if you dont want to die from being bedbound by a tiny ankle roll

she also said her tennis shoes make her about an inch to an inch and a half taller because they're memory foam. (i'm still figuring out how this is relevant lol)
She wears ballet flats or socks that are meant to look like ballet flats (like infants have socks that look like shoes). Her feet are used to not having to lift more than a few milimeters off the ground when she waddles/shuffles. When in full sneakers with an outer and inner sole it likely feels to her like she is wearing platform shoes. Sketchers etc with memory foam in the insole seem really puffy but they squish to basically the same as regular insoles, but the memory foam puffiness fills in any gaps so you feel more supported.
Go tape a 2x4 peice of wood to your foot and walk around. Thats how it probably feels to her. Lifting her feet that extra amount must take great effort, and she likely scuffs her shoes and "stubs" them onto the ground when walking a lot. This could be how she stumbled and fell. Not picking up the foot and rolling from heel to toe but constant *scuff scuff scuffs* on the balls.


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Is gunt really this dumb? She thought cankle was a medical term. Its been awhile but let me check my Gray's Anatomy for the cankle diagrams to see what ligaments Amber tore in her cankle joint
 
@Situation Type Deal Gorl I hope that you have a career in creative writing and that someone is paying you very well. Your recaps (especially the intros) are the hardest I laugh all day. You're a true credit to the Farms!

I am an aspiring writer, but alas, have not been paid for my writing. Yet.

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...and where the curb begins.

That is some inspired shit right there, well done. Love the merch molment!
 
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Is gunt really this dumb? She thought cankle was a medical term. Its been awhile but let me check my Gray's Anatomy for the cankle diagrams to see what ligaments Amber tore in her cankle joint

Sounded sarcastic & snarky; left it ambiguously sincere so she can play dumb to whomever about it later. Probably betting that Amber would believe she was just trying to use a "medical term" i.e. describing reality.

Also I had no idea that these two were talking about each other lol. Yes Amber, Foodie is just a fat-shaming fat-phobic obviously, just eat another fucking chicken sausage
 
Ricky used to sometimes bring fast food home on his way back from work. I recall he used to put it in the microwave to keep it warm and also to hide the smell from Amberlynn. One time she went to cook something and opened the microwave and saw it. There was a long pause, she was livid. She took it out and put her cup of noodle or whatever inside. Recently she put some food in the microwave to "keep it warm" and asked if anyone does that? No, because we don't have to hide food smells from a 600 lb food fiend.
 
Ricky used to sometimes bring fast food home on his way back from work. I recall he used to put it in the microwave to keep it warm and also to hide the smell from Amberlynn. One time she went to cook something and opened the microwave and saw it. There was a long pause, she was livid. She took it out and put her cup of noodle or whatever inside. Recently she put some food in the microwave to "keep it warm" and asked if anyone does that? No, because we don't have to hide food smells from a 600 lb food fiend.
The delusion is real if Amber honestly thought that out of everyone in that house, RICKIE would be the one to buy her food. We could tell from miles away that Rickie didn't like her at all
 
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Goddamn ... looking at this 600 pound, dirty, greasy stinkbag while now knowing how she bled all over everything and couldn't/wouldn't bathe at this point in time is just disgusteeeen.
And OMG that bra strap. Visible bra straps are bad enough—IMO underwear shouldn’t be visible (President of the Pearl Clutching Club, here) but that thing is as dark as her knuckles. 🤮
 
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