Well, her little antics certainly did wake up her thread here. Good job, Hamber!
She knows that she can strap it with a cotton bandage, right? Even if it requires multiple bandages?
I'll have you know that DoctorLynn Medicine Woman is very knowledgeable about all the latest treatment methods and which work well in what environments. I'm sure she's being very diligent and applying the appropriate wraps as well as ice periodically. Heck, if her appendix burst, she could remove it herself with a fork, some hand towels, and a shot of Smirnoff Ice to fortify her.
No, she would most likely not require surgery. For example, there are plenty of people out there with ACL or MCL tears.
I tore my left MCL once. No surgery. Leg was a little wobbly and hurt like hell, but staying in bed, no thanks.
Amber should really go to the orthopedic specialist. She won’t, beyond one or two appointments (although she should have been to one by now, so oh well).
My bet: she will not go at all, to a single visit.
I will accept all of the dumb ratings if someone could explain what MG, W means to my boomer ass.
That would be my fault, sorry. Hamber told people to stop calling her "gf", "Wifey", and to "just call her my girlfriend", so I obliged and started calling her "gf" her "My Gorlfriend, Wipey", which got shortened to MG,W.
You know what, Amber could get a custom made boot! I just remembered a rehab center making one for my Mom because they needed it to fit tightly.
She won't get custom made regular shoes. No way she's spending money on a boot she'll wear maybe once and then get rid of at the Goodwill because it's "uncomfortable".
So I just read STG’s recap and is she actually claiming the doctor told her she ‘tore all her ligaments’ after an ER visit?
She did indeed say that. That doctor was magical and awesome, and she could tell he really cared because she was so very traumatized. No word, though, on if he offered her a look at his instagram.
From first hand experience there is no way they will do that without an MRI and I haven’t seen her mention it.
And we won't, because as we know, she can't fit through the bore of the machine.
Without an MRI a physiotherapist could ‘diagnose’ torn ligaments, all they do is check your pain, mobility and most importantly the stress test which could indicate possible ligament damage.
She has no idea how ERs work despite going at least three times a year for something. And thatr eminds me of something. I saw over on reddit from one of her stupid Q&A things. I'll have to track that down.
Not buying it. Something happened though. Did they have a fight, Jade left and Amber tripped over trying to follow her? Did she trip or was she pushed… The fatties all seem to be embracing domestic abuse recently, wouldn’t surprise me one bit if Hambo joins in, it’s a ratings winner after all. But well played piggy, it’s certainly stopped us talking about what a raging cunt you are to Becky. For now.
Her audience is highly displeased with her, LOL.
12:05 PM
5:40 PM
And hey, look, she's going to have a 70K view day at least. For a change. Come on, Hamber! Fling yourself out of a moving vehicle next!
At most, she rolled her ankle and flopped forward onto her hands but with her feet still on the ground into the touching her toes position (which we know that she can do) with her phone probably never even leaving her hand. I don't think she ever fully fell down because her recovery of the phone was just too damn fast.
My guess is she, in her waddling, veered close to the edge of the sidewalk,and steooed - or tried to - off the edge, intending to fall as gently as possible, for dramatic purposes. Instead, because she is not as steady on her feet as she'd like everyone to believe, and because she has cankleballs, her foot sank into the grass. Since she has to walk toes pointed outward, between that and the cankleballs, it pushed her foot even further abeam the sidewalk, and she fell - right ankle, right leg heaving over, a tipping point the rest of her body couldn't overcome. She drops her phone slightly ahead of the fall zone, then she comes crashing down like a controlled demolition. She's a little shocked, but able to recover fairly quickly, then realizes she actually twisted her ankle. "Dangling" it was not, and now I'm wondering just how the hell she could have seen her foot anyway. She would have had to have been siting on her ass and raising her leg, but I find it difficult to believe she could have lifted her leg to see the foot "dangle".
At this point, she has stopped herself from face-planting, and she's on her hands and knees. She could get up unassisted from this position, I believe, because herd center of gravity is quite low. Since she's twisted her ankle and did no break it, nor had it "dangling", and because she does ave a tiny bit of adrenaliner from it, she managesto getupright and hobble her shelf ass back home, where she proclaims to her MG,W, that she's torn up her ankle and needs to go to the ER, but wait and let me change my shirt first!
And thus we get our diversion from "Becky tried to let my cancer kill me!" to "Guise, muh mentalz and also I fell and now I'm bedbound!"
She was offered a boot that doesn’t fit because she’s fat with lymphedema. It’s not like a normal sized person who can put on the boot or use crutches and resume life normally, just slightly crippled. So yeah it’s going to take longer and be harder on her body to heal because she has no options other than to become bedbound. She’s bed bound by choice only because she’s a deathfat by choice.
Yeah. Ain't no stability for her ankle and foot with a boot that has to deal with a four inch thick lymphedema/fat sleeve.
Sure, I've had sprains where the reaction is just a pretty mild, "well, fuckit." She claims she tore "all her ligaments" and that her foot was just hanging there. Even in a totally normal sized person I'd expect more than just, "okay." There's the famous clip of her dropping onto and breaking a sofa in the Destiny era and she let out a loud shriek. This bitch doesn't do anything quietly.
Right on.
