🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Jacque le Cock said:
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??? scent passing through a mask is not even close the same as droplet particles, wtf does this even mean? I mean sure, the mask will protect her to an extent but still. I have no fucking idea what the relation is here.
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What she's referring to here is testing the efficacy of a mask by trying to blow a candle out while wearing it. To no one's surprise, however, this is simply another thing she's wrong about. The "candle test" is unreliable. @Situation Type Deal Gorl, this is yet another instance of medical misinformation to add to your list.
 
Lol I just noticed on instagram she said she's in "a state of mourning"? Lmfao gorl please. Mourning what, your (1,000,000th) failed diet? Jade about to leave your heavy bedbound ass?
 
giga melt said:
Lol I just noticed on instagram she said she's in "a state of mourning"? Lmfao gorl please. Mourning what, your (1,000,000th) failed diet? Jade about to leave your heavy bedbound ass?
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I feel like "mourning" your foot when you hurt it makes sense almost, seeing as feet injuries hurt like all hell. Who knows though.
 
Shitted Scaredless said:
I feel like "mourning" your foot when you hurt it makes sense almost, seeing as feet injuries hurt like all hell. Who knows though.
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I agree, but it sounded more like she was mourning feeling useless/having to have Wifey help her with everything. Just a weird choice of words (coming from ALR that's no surprise.)
 
R-2E-054 said:
What she's referring to here is testing the efficacy of a mask by trying to blow a candle out while wearing it. To no one's surprise, however, this is simply another thing she's wrong about. The "candle test" is unreliable. @Situation Type Deal Gorl, this is yet another instance of medical misinformation to add to your list.
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Masks are all about redirecting airborne particles in a different direction instead of in a straight line. This includes respiratory droplets.

I guess if anyone is going to repeat nonsense they heard elsewhere without actually educating themselves, it would be our gorl. It must be nice to be so insulated, so disconnected that you can live in ignorant bliss. Love that for her.
 
Shitted Scaredless said:
I feel like "mourning" your foot when you hurt it makes sense almost, seeing as feet injuries hurt like all hell. Who knows though.
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God she is so fucking dramatic she's already resigned to be in the bed. She is loving the attention like loving it. She's prolly pissed at Beggy being sick with COVID possibly to take away her precious attention.
 
Din Djarin said:
Yeah there's no way she'll do the physical therapy, or maybe do one session and that's it. And she definitely wouldn't follow the at-home exercises they give you. I was wondering if they gave her a brace to help stabilize it for a bit, but I legitimately don't know if they make braces in her size. I'm assuming they don't or they're expensive/hard to get.
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Do elephants ever need to wear braces?
 
Just one thought: I can't imagine a boot, even one designed to hold an ankle as giant as hers, would be useful at all. I'm not a bariatric med fag but I do have way too much experience with ankle boots for injuries and one on her would just be squeezing the fluid from her swollen leg and nothing for the ankle.
Imagine that smell...you have to provide some stability, which means tight straps. Her leg is a balloon. *Pop*

Or maybe I'm wrong.
Amber probably stubbed her toe, decided Jade was spending far too much time having a family that loves her and made her mind up to have a crisis. And to someone as dumb/immobile as her, torn toe ligaments is an exotic crisis.
 
Just remember, science can make a prosthetic leg for an elephant. Surely some boot could be made …
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Pippeyy said:
Just one thought: I can't imagine a boot, even one designed to hold an ankle as giant as hers, would be useful at all. I'm not a bariatric med fag but I do have way too much experience with ankle boots for injuries and one on her would just be squeezing the fluid from her swollen leg and nothing for the ankle.
Imagine that smell...you have to provide some stability, which means tight straps. Her leg is a balloon. *Pop*

Or maybe I'm wrong.
Amber probably stubbed her toe, decided Jade was spending far too much time having a family that loves her and made her mind up to have a crisis. And to someone as dumb/immobile as her, torn toe ligaments is an exotic crisis.
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Yea. Normal people legs get nasty in boots as it is. Though I'm laughing at the image of her laygs deflating balloon style.
 
Amber has posted in her community tab asking for questions for another q&a, and her YouTube audience shows themselves to have the memory of a goldfish as it’s mostly just ass kissing so far.

I thought this one was chuckle-worthy:

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i just now realized, Amber said she has "several torn Ligaments"....
When her Ligaments would be torn, she would require Surgery to get the
two Pieces together...or not?
She might have stepped wrong with her Foot and streched the Ligament...
Then the black Shoething would fit to her Injury and that the Doctor want her
off the Feet for a while...
She should get a Toilet Chair (they come with Rolls)...it s practical to swing out
of Bed on to it for small Business and for bigger Stuff Wipey could shove her on
the Toilet Chair to the Bathroom and Shower.
 
Pippeyy said:
I'm not a bariatric med fag but I do have way too much experience with ankle boots for injuries and one on her would just be squeezing the fluid from her swollen leg and nothing for the ankle.
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Not a medfag but have experience with people who have their legs wrapped because fluid, etc. You have to do it super carefully so the fluid is pushed up into the body (and pissed out :ratface:). If it's done improperly horrific things can happen, like swelling or cutting off blood flow etc. It could be that the nurses in the ER didn't think it was worth the risk of her elephant leg blowing up under their care and just gave her a pamphlet to the wound clinic where people are trained and paid to do it properly.

Of course leg wrapping =/= a walking boot but with the size of her laygs it kind of goes hand in hand.
 
Give me my hats but god damn Hammy stop saying normal sized people get xyz you aren't a normal sized bitch. Why would you get mad that the world doesn't accommodate your big ass? you fuckin sat up and ate yourself away to a damn bear. Your body aint got no business being that god damn big yet here you are. You can't even get proper medical treatment because you bypassed the weight limit, cant even prevent a UTI because you can't clean yourself, you cant do shit for yourself but you want everyone to do shit for you. Girl bye get the fuck outta here
 
Kitsunehime said:
i just now realized, Amber said she has "several torn Ligaments"....
When her Ligaments would be torn, she would require Surgery to get the
two Pieces together...or not?
She might have stepped wrong with her Foot and streched the Ligament...
Then the black Shoething would fit to her Injury and that the Doctor want her
off the Feet for a while...
She should get a Toilet Chair (they come with Rolls)...it s practical to swing out
of Bed on to it for small Business and for bigger Stuff Wipey could shove her on
the Toilet Chair to the Bathroom and Shower.
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No, she would most likely not require surgery. For example, there are plenty of people out there with ACL or MCL tears.

giga melt said:
You have to do it super carefully so the fluid is pushed up into the body (and pissed out
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No, that’s not how it works.

Amber should really go to the orthopedic specialist. She won’t, beyond one or two appointments (although she should have been to one by now, so oh well).
 
I feel like a lot of people here are forgetting that Amber is literally 500+ fucking pounds. A sprained ankle or any “simple” injury is kind of a big deal for someone her size. Almost like a 70 year old falling and breaking or spraining something. It’s going to take significantly longer for her injury to heal, and is going to be much more painful. She’s 100% bed bound and can just shit and eat all day long.

I genuinely believe she fell. Amber could cut her wrists on camera and y’all retards would still claim she’s lying or faking it. I can’t believe how autistic the takes in this thread have gotten
 
Strong Tomato said:
I feel like a lot of people here are forgetting that Amber is literally 500+ fucking pounds. A sprained ankle or any “simple” injury is kind of a big deal for someone her size. Almost like a 70 year old falling and breaking or spraining something. It’s going to take significantly longer for her injury to heal, and is going to be much more painful. She’s 100% bed bound and can just shit and eat all day long.

I genuinely believe she fell. Amber could cut her wrists on camera and y’all retards would still claim she’s lying or faking it. I can’t believe how autistic the takes in this thread have gotten
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1) she is bed bound
2) she was offered a boot so she can still walk/bear weight with support

Both of these cannot be true. Bed-bound by choice.
 
The human meatball storyline begins.
Hambeast will get giddy from the extra attention this gives her & will lead her down a path of slowly disabling herself more and more until her limbs get amputated because nothing can heal right due to her size and raging diabetes.

Once she inevitably passes the best taxidermists all over the world will come together, stuff the beast and sell her to whichever Italian restaurant pays most, which will have a huge bowl custom made along with a few hundred gallons of marinara sauce.
They'll whack this creation on top of their establishment and people from far and wide will make their very own Hajj to the world's largest meatball.
 
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