🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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This bitch did that intentionally.
Why does anyone think otherwise? She just so happened to be filming? Please. She needed an out after the Becky bullshit and this is the perfect excuse to gain weight and block out all the criticism.

She knows that no-one would believe she actually had a ''fall''. So she had to actually record it, Fat Cunt needed proof. This is pathetic.

I think we also need to remember that she has proven she can move slightly more than most other 500lb beasts. She's not as delicate as she portrays, meaning she can pretend to fall without actually fucking herself up. Why do people still believe this nonsense?
 
It would have been better to break a bone tbh than tear ligaments and tendons.
She has shit blood flow to her feet so this is gonna ne worse for her.
 
Her ankle is going to be fucked long term (well, "long term" is relative for her given her shortened life span).

It's sometimes difficult to tell if ligaments are torn just with a clinical examination, so you need to get an MRI. However we know this is impossible for her (unless she wants to pay privately to use an MRI at the zoo, and no I'm not joking that is sometimes the only option for huge patients).

Usually you can heal up ankles okay with stabilisation in a CAM boot + Physiotherapy, which requires daily home exercise. You can lose a lot of proprioception and balance with ankle injuries too. Imagine her trying to use a balance board!
The reality is more likely that she will have an ankle that is weak, with poorer balance, and she'll fall more often.
 
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Huh funny how this happens before payday when views are down. I am not believing this fall at all.
 
Flourishing Pinecone ❧ said:
Her ankle is going to be fucked long term (well, "long term" is relative for her given her shortened life span).

It's sometimes difficult to tell if ligaments are torn just with a clinical examination, so you need to get an MRI. However we know this is impossible for her (unless she wants to pay privately to use an MRI at the zoo, and no I'm not joking that is sometimes the only option for huge patients).

Usually you can heal up ankles okay with stabilisation in a CAM boot + Physiotherapy, which requires daily home exercise. You can lose a lot of proprioception and balance with ankle injuries too. Imagine her trying to use a balance board!
The reality is more likely that she will have an ankle that is weak, with poorer balance, and she'll fall more often.
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There’s nothing - except her own laziness, learned helplessness and expert manipulation skills - to stop her from doing sit-down exercises. An exercise ball in a corner can be used for ankle strengthening and leg extensions (along with doing no harm to the lymphoedema). She just has to sit in a chair, push her foot into the ball, pushing harder as she heals. The exercise bands are also plausible, but her dainty wrists mean she won’t be able to use them.
 
i don t think she is faking the Injury...i just do not belive that she literally fell...because imagine...she said, she managed to get up alone...
even without the Ankle being hurt she is strugeleeen to do that...with her Weight she surely needs assistens to get off the Street.
Wipey was on another Route of Walkeen...so...She wasn t there to help Amber up right away...
No, i think she miss-stepped and rolled her Ankle...and that s it. She didn t really fell but it sound s so much more dramatic...and didn t she said,
she didn t wanted to walk? Now she got the perfect Excuse to be in Bed and let her Pet-Butler carry everything on her Butt for several Days...
I guess she was just clumsy and used this little Malheure to have a couple of walk-free Days.
 
Kitsunehime said:
i don t think she is faking the Injury...i just do not belive that she literally fell...because imagine...she said, she managed to get up alone...
even without the Ankle being hurt she is strugeleeen to do that...with her Weight she surely needs assistens to get off the Street.
Wipey was on another Route of Walkeen...so...She wasn t there to help Amber up right away...
No, i think she miss-stepped and rolled her Ankle...and that s it. She didn t really fell but it sound s so much more dramatic...and didn t she said,
she didn t wanted to walk? Now she got the perfect Excuse to be in Bed and let her Pet-Butler carry everything on her Butt for several Days...
I guess she was just clumsy and used this little Malheure to have a couple of walk-free Days.
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Thats the part that raises a red flag for me... since when has Amber been able to get up off the ground by herself?? Hasnt she self-reported to be terrified of falling in public for that very reason?
 
Yellow Monday said:
There’s nothing - except her own laziness, learned helplessness and expert manipulation skills - to stop her from doing sit-down exercises. An exercise ball in a corner can be used for ankle strengthening and leg extensions (along with doing no harm to the lymphoedema). She just has to sit in a chair, push her foot into the ball, pushing harder as she heals. The exercise bands are also plausible, but her dainty wrists mean she won’t be able to use them.
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Oh no I totally agree, she's fucked not because rehabilitation is impossible, but because she will not do it.
 
Clintonberg said:
The event is clearly dramatized and I doubt her mobility took a major hit in the end.
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That doesn't mean that she won't absolutely ham it up and reclaim the her place as queen of Pillow Mountain though.

AnonymousThrowLala said:
You will also notice that she’s still wearing her hospital bracelet despite the fact that it has been several days since The Great Fall.
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She's showereen every day you guise!

Tim Curry said:
Thats the part that raises a red flag for me... since when has Amber been able to get up off the ground by herself?? Hasnt she self-reported to be terrified of falling in public for that very reason?
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I've seen massive fatters on MSPL fall and they couldn't get up for shit. They're proportioned nearly identically to Fat Ham.

Not a fucking chance,bitch. I ain't buying it.

Couldn't find it on yt but here is one example:

The impact looks like when you drop a water balloon and it doesn't pop lmfao
 
Insulin reid said:
I think its super lucky for her so yeah shes using it as a distraction. In the end amber is too much of a narcissist and dainty gorl that she would fake a fall and possibly injure herself in the process, get dirty, scrape up her hands and fuck up her phone for this, let alone something becky related.
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Yeah, except none of this actually happened. No mention of scraping her phone and no injuries to arms or hands or any other body part from this fall (and she would have mentioned it if it happened). Which leads me to question whether she didn’t just trip slightly and then exaggerate the rest. I don’t think she fell, just misstepped and caught herself and decided to milk it.
 
OMG you guyz that “fall” was shoooo ✨traumatic ✨she had to purposely edit it into a click bait video for extra pity views. Gotta love the no tears, scratchy voice, poor me voice she’s using to try to get more sympathy over a sprained ankle. Then later in the video she goes out of her way to edit in a clip of her actually crying. Gorl bye. This is sad and pathetic even for Hamber. She says her weight had nothing to do with her injury. Ok so then you’ll be back to walkeen in a few days to a week just like all those skinny people that tear ligaments right?

She regrets not taking more walks and the sound her ankle made will supposedly haunt her forever, will this be the wake up call our gorl needs to finally get up and move more?
Hell no. If CANCER couldn’t get her to wake the fuck up and do the bare minimum to save her life nothing will. This is just a pity party for ass pats and sympathy McDonald’s like a god damn toddler that tripped at the park.

She needs to stop with all this fake ‘muh mentalz guyz’ and sad attempts to get attention, take a hard look at herself and her life and see that it’s not her ‘haters’ making her miserable she’s making herself miserable. And the sad thing about it all is how easy it would be for her to lose the weight at her size. This whole thing just screams ‘I’m done with YouTube’. But she can’t quit YouTube, she needs the money and the attention too badly. If she had actual friends and family that cared about her and not what she could give them maybe she wouldn’t use the internet like a security blanket.

It’s got to be hell on earth to not be a self actualized person. Can you imagine needing strangers online to coddle and comfort you over everything in your life? She’s absolutely pathetic and she’s done all of this to herself but the worst part is she refuses to do anything about it and then boo-hoos on video about how her mentalz is scary guyz FAWK.

Sorry for the wall of text. This sow has me MATI this morning.
 
AnonymousThrowLala said:
Yeah, except none of this actually happened. No mention of scraping her phone and no injuries to arms or hands or any other body part from this fall (and she would have mentioned it if it happened). Which leads me to question whether she didn’t just trip slightly and then exaggerate the rest. I don’t think she fell, just misstepped and caught herself and decided to milk it.
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Exactly. She would still have scrapes and bruises to show off.
That, and there is no way Big Al could heave herself up off the ground by herself. She better find the building security footage, because I cannot believe she got herself up.
Also nice GF. Say what you want about Necky, but she would have never let Big Al walk alone at night.
Finally, the ER didn’t have crutches or mobility aid that fits? Bitch still lives in Kentucky right? Of course they have equipment for fatties. Bedbound Susie here doesn’t want to have to be uncomfortable and do anything to stay mobile.
Around 12:50 she actually says it has nothing to do with her being overweight.
Gorl bye.
 
If there is a vote I am going to put my vote on she did not fall but twisted her ankle. She more than likely was not able to see where she was going and stumbled but she did not fall. Who would have been there to pick her up? When she fell at the fag shack there were the steps that she could skeet to and manoeuvre herself to where she could get up. Not so with the pavement.
 
So where was her home health aide during this lil excursion?
I mean Amber NEVER goes out walkeen by herself AND at NIGHT she never does things like that shes too aware of people staring at her, seems strange to me.
And IF her aide was there you didnt hear any reaction to her falling at all.
 
Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
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Huh funny how this happens before payday when views are down. I am not believing this fall at all.
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Given that this is HER, I would be skeptical as shit. As is normal in the Hamberverse. But, even though she is cunning as all attention seeking, useful oxygen hoovering narcissists are, her ego would never allow her to fake this in PUBLIC. Maybe she would fake it in her apartment, but not outside where all the bougie neighbors could get a free show. And there’s no way in hell she is smart enough or industrious enough to suddenly become a fucking set designer/producer and set up a whole ass fake hospital scene, replete with props. That medical boot was real, the wheelchair she was in was real, and the damn janky hospital basement was real. Yeah, she falls all the time because weebles wobble and they DO fall down. The fact that she happened to be filming and caught it actually happening also isn’t really odd because this bitch has had a camera stuck to her piggy face 24/7 for ten years now. Odds are, this would be filmed one day. Especially seeing as how she was actually DOING something, so she definitely had to use that for content. Also, her and big daddy jade going separate ways isn’t shocking either. Who the fuck in their right cabeza is going to willingly be seen with this fucking deformed beast in public? Huffing and puffing and squealing and shit? Not I. Yes, this IS very convenient timing. Yes, she’s gonna milk this shit because Hambeast. Now, who wants the over/under on how long this life threatening injury is the reason for the newest bedbound arc?
 
Xenomorph said:
So where was her home health aide during this lil excursion?
I mean Amber NEVER goes out walkeen by herself AND at NIGHT she never does things like that shes too aware of people staring at her, seems strange to me.
And IF her aide was there you didnt hear any reaction to her falling at all.
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She said they went separate ways during the walk to then meet in the middle. I personally think she did that so she could record her whining vlog without worrying about getting Wipey on camera.
 
PurifiedNut said:
She said they went separate ways during the walk to then meet in the middle. I personally think she did that so she could record her whining vlog without worrying about getting Wipey on camera.
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Did you see her lowkey blame the ER for not have Godzilla sized durable medical equipment? lmao
The whole her getting up and limpeen to her beloved is bull this ho waddles there was no way she got up off the ground and proceeded to "limp"
Also Ozempic is gonna go right out the window now and she will eat like a mad woman. Amber always gets "hurt" when she starts losing weight/exercising.
I cant wait for her to blame Jade for her falling since she said she didnt wanna go out for a walk but did cause Jade wanted to.
 
Xenomorph said:
Did you see her lowkey blame the ER for not have Godzilla sized durable medical equipment? lmao
The whole her getting up and limpeen to her beloved is bull this ho waddles there was no way she got up off the ground and proceeded to "limp"
Also Ozempic is gonna go right out the window now and she will eat like a mad woman. Amber always gets "hurt" when she starts losing weight/exercising.
I cant wait for her to blame Jade for her falling since she said she didnt wanna go out for a walk but did cause Jade wanted to.
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So we can thank Jade for starting the bedbound era.

:ratface:
 
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