🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Lmao. “I’m Amberlynn fuckin Reid.” :story: No, you’re *Amber Lynn Reid, LiarLynn. :smug: And you know what? Let’s pretend this is true. Let’s pretend some stranger on the internet is making you fucking MATI enough to hate yourself… fucking good. I know you’re pathetic but maybe if you actually did hate yourself, you could make an effort to be a decent fucking person. Then, at least you would be decent at something.

Get a fucking hobby, Jesus Christ.

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No ego-maniacal cunt like Hambo could ever hate themselves.

Her self diagnosed bipolar is the reason, of course, we should've known. It's always one of her various pretend illness' that stop her from following through on something.
I hope someone points out that if she was actually bothered by these questions she could, y'know, stop doing the self indulgent Q & A's.

I'm pretty sure that Fatty does these because she doesn't get any attention from Jade. So she has to find it elsewhere.
Can anyone picture Wipey and ALR sitting down and talking? Their small interactions on camera are so intensely uncomfortable. Amber is definitely deprived of her usual dose of minions running around after her and showering her with attention.

So Fat Fuck has to get it somewhere else.
Cry more you nasty, stinky slug.
 
YOU....people like YOU.

Yup, we're the source of all your fake phobias and alphabet self-diagnosed problems. We crammed every calorie down your gullet and made you the fat insufferable cunt that you are.

Here's a word for you Fat Tard - "introspection." Please go look it up, do it, and report back, K?
 
dfranki723 said:
I'm sorry, That's not bleeding to death, women can have periods that heavy and chunky. It's not nice but it won't kill you. I can only assume that it's Fatty herself or some really hardcore fans trying to convince others that those picture meant she was definitely bleeding out.
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I've seen some that were worse than that. One of them, I legitimately thought she had killed her ass of a boyfriend. She'd started her period a couple days sooner than usual and had been out, unprepared. By the time she got home, she just stripped off her clothes as soon as she hit the door. Pretty gruesome.

dfranki723 said:
Does she not understand that the hospital wouldn't let her leave if she was as bad as she says? I'm surprised she hasn't claimed body integrity disorder yet, that's the ultimate quirky disorder.
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She doesn't understand how anything works in the real world. Keep in mind this isthe same person who, in "Scottie", wrote about successful hospitals having ERs for every different ailment and doctors to staff them all.

She certainly has no clue how her ladybits work.

dfranki723 said:
Chop off your elephant legs Fatty, that will get you the attention and sympathy you desire.
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Put THAT shit on TLC. Rating bonanza!


Bigbadyeet said:
Bit late posting this but after all she did blaming Becky for not going to the ER for the bleeding, Big Al says she was in fact brought multiple times to the ER for the bleeding. Which we all knew anyway.

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So Becky refused to take her to the ER except all the times Becky took her to the ER.

Way to play the stereotypical pathological liar, Hamber, you corky gorl.
 
Flourishing Pinecone ❧ said:
Blood in your urine is always something that should be investigated (because it shouldn't be there), but it doesn't signify pyelonephritis. It can just be the irritation/inflammation in the urethra/bladder. Can be from kidney stones. Can be from renal cancer. Depends on how much blood and what it looks like under the microscope (intact red blood cells usually indicate the blood is from lower down the renal tract, if the cells look mangled they are probably from the kidney).

Also she is WAY too fat for an ultrasound. Ultrasounds are great but they can only see through so much before the picture starts to degrade. You are getting a picture from sending sound waves to an object and reading the sound wave that returns. Anything beyond 10-15cm or so the image isn't great. As a Sonographer would note, "poor image quality due to body habitus" (which is polite medical speak for "patient was too fat, this was a waste of time").
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Aight I stand corrected. short tmi I immediately went for the pyeloneprhitis cause it almost happened to me but you're absolutely right I forgot a lot of other causes.

As for the ultrasound it did cross my mind that she is probably too fat but, meh, too lazy to google it, thank's for the details gorl
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
During those two years, Hamber went to the doctor (so she claimed) multiple times, and she had Becky take her to the ER multiple times, for other ailments. Hell, there was one 24 hour period where she made Becky take her to two different ERs, because she was mad at the first ER. That was the dynamic. Hamber is being a grade-A cunt.
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There was TWO different times Becky took her to the ER in 24-hours. Remember the belly button saga that was clearly an infection from her not bathing but she later claimed wasn't her belly button at all, just a scratch?

I remember just due to sheer hilarity I got out of that saga. She was in tears, blubbering like a baby because her belly button had a boo-boo.
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
She doesn't understand how anything works in the real world. Keep in mind this isthe same person who, in "Scottie", wrote about successful hospitals having ERs for every different ailment and doctors to staff them all.

So Becky refused to take her to the ER except all the times Becky took her to the ER.
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It seems that Amber does not only need a carer to take care of her due to physical and mental impairment, such as driving her to appointments, and difficulties with hygiene but also need a guardian who would tell her when to wash and when she needs to go to a doctor. Basically, we should look at Amber as a 500 pounds 8-year-old child.

6 or 8-year-old children would have by in large difficulties understanding their actions' consequences and making rational decisions. Basically, Amber expected Becky to be her parent, not a spouse. For me, this explains a lot of her choices. This also explains her interactions with Jade.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
we should look at Amber as a 500 pounds 8-year-old child.
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I'd say more of 4-5 year old as I doubt she's 100% mastered using the potty.

Amber has always wanted to be an adult baby. There are pictures of her and Krystal with pacifiers, ffs.
She plays up the "dumb" angle because she's being UwU kyoot.

Artistically she has a baby-like face. Round eyes, tiny nose and mouth, chubbiness.

Amber Lynn Reid is 31 years old. I wonder if she'll have a sudden end or if she'll just rot away like a forgotten onion, oozing fetid juice all over until there's just a husk left.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
... Basically, Amber expected Becky to be her parent, not a spouse.
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I'd say bolth, as well as an employee. There's a reason incest, and fucking your boss or your therapist is frowned upon. Power dynamic gets fucked up.

Add on top the fact that Amber was never really parented. Probably saw her parents in highly transactional relationships- like methmom fucking her dealer.

Amber wanted: Becky to be an employee, but also cater to the employer/gf's every need on "off" hours. Plus accurately assess Amber's health, with her low IQ, and somehow (this is crucial) communicate the importance of this particular symptom to her in a way that she will ACTUALLY comply. When Becky is clearly the underling. That's above anyone's paygrade.
 
I wonder if Amber is smart/dumb enough to make a fetlife (or adjacent) account for some attention as an adult baby or to appeal to the feeders.
An adult baby who actually looks like a giant sticky smelly toddler MUST be popular among the degens
 
Amber doesn't live in a coherent reality. She lives in an emotional one. When Becky did what she wanted, she was fine. But now Becky is the devil and retroactively neglected to do all these things because Amber is big mad and needs someone to fling shit at. Becky is just fucking stupid and won't stand up for herself no matter what, so she's an easy bag to punch. If she had ever drawn a boundary, Amber would be more hesitant to rag on her. With retarded, narcissistic black holes like Amber, the more you give the more shit you receive, always and forever. And a retarded, grifting, glorified tub of Country Crock like Beckster has zero spine to do anything about it. Prove me wrong, Neckless. I won't hold my breath.
 
FupaCitySheriff said:
She couldn't upload a video, but has been answering questions on Instagram.
Imagine how desperate Fatty would be to talk about herself if she really was a narc... oh, yeah.
Too many to go through them all, but here's a few. I never bother looking on there usually, but it's pretty easy to spot the ones she sends herself.
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Hamber back-waddling like a mother fucker on blaming beggy for her “cancer”. Shit is hilarious.
 
A few months back on IG, someone asked her about showering now and she said she would NEVER stink around wifey. Essentially saying it was ok to be dirty and reek around Becky. I always thought ambers dirtiness and not taking care of the bleeding was complete disrespect to Becky because she had to smell it and led to zero intimacy.

You shouldn’t stink period Amber . You don’t pick who to not shower around based on if you are attracted to them or not or worry they would be more vocal about it.

Sorry to PL but as a female around the same age as AL, if I’m bleeding for any period of time that isn’t my period I’m going to simply make a doctors appointment. I also didn’t have a mother figure like her but these are things you kind of understand by nature that Constant vagjnal bleeding is abnormal. She consulted with other fat woman and others that neglect there health just like her and thought she was in the clear to just be gross. If you have a designated couch spot to sit on because of your bleeding then it’s time to see a doctor not check with Becky if it’s ok.
 
mekalekahi said:
A few months back on IG, someone asked her about showering now and she said she would NEVER stink around wifey. Essentially saying it was ok to be dirty and reek around Becky. I always thought ambers dirtiness and not taking care of the bleeding was complete disrespect to Becky because she had to smell it and led to zero intimacy.

You shouldn’t stink period Amber . You don’t pick who to not shower around based on if you are attracted to them or not or worry they would be more vocal about it.

Sorry to PL but as a female around the same age as AL, if I’m bleeding for any period of time that isn’t my period I’m going to simply make a doctors appointment. I also didn’t have a mother figure like her but these are things you kind of understand by nature that Constant vagjnal bleeding is abnormal. She consulted with other fat woman and others that neglect there health just like her and thought she was in the clear to just be gross. If you have a designated couch spot to sit on because of your bleeding then it’s time to see a doctor not check with Becky if it’s ok.
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She's a mentally stunted 12 year old in a 30 something year old body. The retard would happily sit around "bleeding to death" because she's a retarded 12 year old.

It still astounds me, that with all the dumb retarded visits she has made to the ER, that she still hadn't gotten herself on any kind of health insurance and still pays out of pocket.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
It seems that Amber does not only need a carer to take care of her due to physical and mental impairment, such as driving her to appointments, and difficulties with hygiene but also need a guardian who would tell her when to wash and when she needs to go to a doctor. Basically, we should look at Amber as a 500 pounds 8-year-old child.
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What's most amusing about this: apparently her "mostest supportingest ever-est" MG,W finally noticed after a year that Hamber had done zero followups on her "cancer". No bloodwork, no scans, no doctor visits. That's why we have all this flurry of attention on this bullshit. The "daddy" finally mentioned it, and Fat Ham had to go into action.

mekalekahi said:
She consulted with other fat woman and others that neglect there health just like her and thought she was in the clear to just be gross. If you have a designated couch spot to sit on because of your bleeding then it’s time to see a doctor not check with Becky if it’s ok.
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She said one told her it was "probably endometriosis" and just decided "OK, great, I'll continue to ignore my dainty period hole trying to kill me."


FatalTater said:
Artistically she has a baby-like face. Round eyes, tiny nose and mouth, chubbiness.
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Most babies are cute.
 
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