🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Jacque le Cock said:
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A little side-by-side molment. Same color scheme and everything! The only notable difference here is gravity.
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Well I'm convinced she's just trying to become a sentry bot from Fallout
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TC-P said:
Actually, both Becky and AmberLynn would benefit if they started hitting back at each other on YouTube. Becky and start with a few videos where she outlines the truth of AmberLynn with guests such as Hanna, Raffe and Ricky and Eric making an appearance. Then with each video AmberLynn "debunks" all the so so-called. They would make a lot of money across the board for all concerned. Entertainment for all.
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w4vy_gr4vy said:
Destiny, Dana, Becky, Krystal, Eric, Ricky, Hannah, Rafe; the time to drop the dirt you have on Amber is now.
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Made me imagine one of those shows where the person being interviewed is supposed to be anonymous. Just put the sideshow characters behind a wall so we can only see shadows and use a voice distorter so we can really make a game of it! :smug:

Agoodpotroast said:
Becky is going to present a sanitized version of what happened because she's simple and too nice.
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Didn’t she and Eric make Facebook posts talking about her ex’s dirty panties? She had no problems airing out that girl’s dirty laundry (lol). Idk what her issue is now but I doubt it’s that she’s “too nice.”

Xenomorph said:
Bruh. "I need to feel safe" lmao :story: :story: :story: :story:
She is right about the Beggy stanning but she is way wrong for pinning her cunt cancer on her.

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“I need to feel safe to speak about my experiences…” How about you just don’t?

“…when I’m just sharing reality” YOUR reality. And your version of reality is incredibly twisted, ridiculous, and frankly, delusional. Shut the fuck up and cry some more, Hamby.
 
Xenomorph said:
Bruh. "I need to feel safe" lmao :story: :story: :story: :story:
She is right about the Beggy stanning but she is way wrong for pinning her cunt cancer on her.

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Are you KIDDING me? Bitch you can tell "your story" all day long, NO ONE has to believe you, let alone "not think you're being rude". If you're being a rude cunt, people are going to say something.
Fuck, I swear people see "freedom of speech" and think it means "no repercussions". Nope, sorry.
 
Am I nuts or is she acting up way more since she cant shove food in her hole all day since the Ozempic?
Love that for you Hammy, people who are dentheads for thinking you were a nice person can see the true blue cunty you we all know you are!

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lmao come on gorl look a her feeling herself holy fuck this filter is working so hard it warped her mouth

oh and from this vid:
Her bitching about not needing any of those services including annual pap and pelvic but yeah beggy was the problem..
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Xenomorph said:
Am I nuts or is she acting up way more since she cant shove food in her hole all day since the Ozempic?
Love that for you Hammy, people who are dentheads for thinking you were a nice person can see the true blue cunty you we all know you are!

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lmao come on gorl look a her feeling herself holy fuck this filter is working so hard it warped her mouth
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did she try this "uwu i'm soo cute" lip bite?
 
Xenomorph said:
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lmao come on gorl look a her feeling herself holy fuck this filter is working so hard it warped her mouth
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I don't think it's the filter warping her mouth; she already had the Tom Cruise/one front tooth thing going on but I've noticed that since she lost that poor rotten tooth from keeping it way too clean, her teeth seem to have shifted very badly. Too bad she didn't lose one on the other side; they would have shifted the other way and she could've had two normal front teeth for awhile
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powdered toast said:
I don't think it's the filter warping her mouth; she already had the Tom Cruise/one front tooth thing going on but I've noticed that since she lost that poor rotten tooth from keeping it way too clean, her teeth seem to have shifted very badly. Too bad she didn't lose one on the other side; they would have shifted the other way and she could've had two normal front teeth for awhile
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There ya go. Mono tooth.
 
Xenomorph said:
Bruh. "I need to feel safe" lmao :story: :story: :story: :story:
She is right about the Beggy stanning but she is way wrong for pinning her cunt cancer on her.

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She has her name as 'Narcissistic.Goddess' on Instagram yet she still whines and cries and acts like the victim. Shes blatantly delusional. Shes got ' Quirky and Dainty ' in her Instagram Bio as of writing. Like bitch, you aren't Quirky or Dainty. You're morbidly obese and a psychotic bitch. (Who probably has the life expectancy of a Guinea pig with all the issues her weight is giving her.)
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Fatty's been diagnosed with more letters than you get in a game of Scrabble. But I suppose when you're paying, you can get as many diagnoses as you want. Or you can just make it up and mimic the symptoms online.
 
FupaCitySheriff said:
Anything for easy money... but not the easiest way to make the most money.... I wonder why?
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I don't get it, either. There's "not wanting to stir up shit with your crazy ex", but her crazy ex can't walk more than five feet without gasping for breath, so it can't be fear of physical harm. Maybe she doesn't want to get into a battle with Hamber. But the thing is (Becky, pay attention): she doesn't have to. Not directly. We know people are bringing this bullshit to her attention. If I were her, or she were asking me what to do.....

What she could do is say, "That isn't accurate at all." then go over some points - to start. Doesn't have to be really in depth right off the bat. I'd then back up top the very beginning of things, and start telling the story of those four years, start to finish, in easily manageable, bite sized, 15 minute blocks. Why this?

One. Context. nothing happens in a vacuum, even Hamber's "cancer" crap. But that "cancer" crap would then be in a fuller context, behind the scenes-wise than if Becky just told that story alone.

Two. Emotional. Telling the entire story all at once would be draining, because the relationship was draining. It's the same as not being able to eat an elephant in one sitting, or not being able to uncover a lost city in a single afternoon. It's just too much. So you start carving away at it, in a logical, thoughtful way.

Three. Other viewpoints. If you do it like this, it's possible to get other people to talk about their perspective on events, overall moods, accuracy, historical context, and so on. Let's face it, we don't all remember everything perfectly all the time, and sometimes we're blinded by our own views to the point it's possible we miss things or we have created a bits of things that may be wishful thinking or not as we tell them. This would necessarily entail getting others to be willing to speak on camera, or on audio, but there's a wide variety of people to choose from. Others have already given the obvious, but what about the side players? Becky's sister Misty - no friend of the Farms, of course - would probably be willing to rip Hamber a new one, but people like that, unless they have intimate knowledge of the happenings, should be advised to tone it down or skipped altogether if they can't. Libby - historical context, since she knew Hamber during the Destiny era. Charla - same. Hell, even Krystle's family could offer up some observations. The good point with these people is that they don't know Becky, so they have no axe to grind with her, as Hamber does. Since they're not people who owe Hamber anything, are very likely no longer in contact with her, and cannot be threatened by her over anything, they are more likely to be honest.

Four. Financial. This is fairly obvious, of course. Such a series would be a great boon for Becky, financially. Who knows, maybe after telling her story, she'd develop an interest in telling other peoples' stories. Or about anything else. She could really make YouTube a career based on it, with a little work.

Five. Therapeutic. Keeping things like abusive relationships bottled up is no good for anyone. Poor man's therapy, but it has been since the beginning of time.

dfranki723 said:
This kind of shit is why I fully believe she's been pampered and babied for most of her life. Normal people don't expect to be catered to in such an extreme manner, let alone those who have grown up rough.
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She definitely has been. She has only been on her own, living alone, for a very, very brief period of time. The rest ofthe time, she's been taken care of by the family of her girlfriend (Casey, Krystle) or by the girlfriend and assorted friends (Destiny, Becky), either financially or otherwise. Whylearn to drive? Someone else can! Why learn to cook? Someone else can, or there's always eating or ordering out. The best thing that could happen to Hamber would be for the gf of the moment to leave and no one else be willing to move in.


Xenomorph said:
Bruh. "I need to feel safe" lmao :story: :story: :story: :story:
She is right about the Beggy stanning but she is way wrong for pinning her cunt cancer on her.

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No all of us "stan" Becky. I think if Hamber wasn't such a shit person, she'd have happily stayed there.

That said: Hamber, go fuck yourself. You are in fact being rude. you know it, we know it. You're an unreliable narrator at best, given that you're a pathological liar. None of your stories make sense, and unlike the good times of 2018, people are not allowing your bullshit and inconsistencies slide and it's pissing you off. To that I say: good. It's about time you got a dose of how things work in the real world. With any luck, your MG,W will fuck off and you won't have been cheating on her (your words) with someone else online who is stupid enough to chain you, the 500 pound anchor, to their own leg and toss you off the pier.
 
AnonymousThrowLala said:
It’s so hard to tell if she’s all chest thumping on IG now because she’s increasingly resentful that Becky left her and she’s stuck with a grifter who won’t do a quarter of the shit Becky did for her or if Jade is just hyping her up all day and encouraging her / feeding her the words to say.
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Bolth.
Amber has been super pissed since my girlfriend wipey got a car and hasnt done any of the things becky used to. Jade has a lot more control and will fuck off as soon as amber tries to take it back. Amber is still trying to figure out how to have a real relationship with someone, feeder or not, that is healthier than just amber borking orders and screaming when things dont go her way.
She cant have the praise of being a grown ass woman and also be delicate enough to have someone do everything for her like becky did and it shows.
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A third possibility is that she takes on the personalities of who she is with (shit she already made a joke about suing the cancer center and that’s got Jade written all over it), so if this is what Jade is like at home -made even more likely by ALR’s desperate insistence that they’re on cloud 9 all the time- I wouldn’t be surprised if Jade is an even bigger insufferable turd than we initially thought.
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Shes also doing this. Jade is all about doing stuff and being independent and also sue happy. The mannerisms, speech patterns and slang amber is using is completely wipey. Her southern fake twang comes out once and a while but she rejects it quickly saying "what was that lol" and quickly moving on. Amber has no real true personality except for shitty hot california valley girl circa 2006 and thats no longer quirky so she wont be using that.
LonesomeDud said:
Amberlynn is an adult who could have called an UberXL to take her, but I completely believe Becky blew off her concerns. Someone like Becky may not really understand how to navigate a serious concern that isn't yet emergent. Amberlynn doesn't either, but blames Becky.
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I got all autistic once a while back and looked at the cars that uber xl has and amber is so fat she cant lift her leg and get up in any of the cars that are available in that class. She struggles with stairs and curbs...
She would have to luck out and get in a low minivan and sit in the very back. If she could even reach the back with being like 4 or 5 feet around. Nobody who values their car would accept that ride and raw dog their suspension like that.

Her only ways around without becky would be embarrassing for her so she wouldnt do it.
She wont call a weewoo wagon, the fire dept or any medical ride.
Regular ubers are most likely small cars like beckys and uber drivers wont accept a ride from a fat chick that they have to go out and push the door closed and have her refuse to wear a seatbelt.
 
I definitely remember the bloody leggings pics but I seem to also remember that the docs did a D&C along with her biopsy and shooed her back home. Yeah. Totally bleeding to death. Also, even if Becky wasn’t having to deal with Norma’s end stage cancer (I dislike the thumb, but holy shit I feel that), if Amber was just bleeding for two years like she claims, wouldn’t it be seen as a non issue (at least major one) after awhile? People can put up with some crazy ass shit if it persists for a long time. If Amber allegedly didn’t care after awhile, why would Becky?
 
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