🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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She once made Becky take her to the ER for some bullshit, then afterward, made Becky sit in the car for FIVE HOURS waiting for the Cheesecake Factory to open.
 
You'd think Thumby would have made an effort to get Her Royal Fatness to see a doctor during those TWO YEARS of bleeding. Sex TEN times a week and Thumby didn't say anything about all that blood?
I hope My Gorlfriend is more wary about any potential bleeding during their FIVE HOUR sex sessions.
Big Ham really is a nymphomaniac or should that be a virgin?
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Place your bets! When will she bail on Ozempic?

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If I remember correctly, it's littered with the "annoying, but manageable" side-effects. Nausea being the most likely with something around 50% of people taking it. And I think that might even just be a feature, because the entire point of the medicine is to make you feel bloated and full.

The one bright side of the situation is that it's a weekly injection. Assuming she injects on Monday and feels like shit on Wednesday, there's no "making it stop" until around the time of the best dose. This might be the first time she has endured anything negative without being able to immediately escape.
 
Guiz it’s totally not to be quirky and cute
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Her going on and on and on about her different “series” like she’s a critically acclaimed producer and director, as if she’s not talking about the exact same boring ass iterations of her eating, talking about food and trying on ugly clothes she’ll never wear. I can’t.
 
Diet Coke 4 Life said:
What I mean to say is that I remember doing exactly this, and it was DECADES ago. Big AL needs to catch up with the times.
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She is historically habitually late to trends.

LonesomeDud said:
I think this is the truth. I can see Becky being minimalizing and mean and thinking Amberlynn is just hyperbolizing a tummy ache. Not saying Amberlynn has no responsibility and Becky wasn't worn down by years of whining over nothing.
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LonesomeDud said:
I don't know. I see your point, but I personally think the dynamic probably wasn't quite that simple.
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During those two years, Hamber went to the doctor (so she claimed) multiple times, and she had Becky take her to the ER multiple times, for other ailments. Hell, there was one 24 hour period where she made Becky take her to two different ERs, because she was mad at the first ER. That was the dynamic. Hamber is being a grade-A cunt.



Autistic Asparagus said:
Guiz it’s totally not to be quirky and cute
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Boo hoo, Hamber. Boo hoo. She will never stop spewing her munchie bullshit across social media, because those muh mentalz things take zero effort, zero props, and involve spending zero money, and it isn't like she has a raft of content to choose from for her stupid vlogs.
 
Autistic Asparagus said:
Guiz it’s totally not to be quirky and cute
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'...the people closest to me...'
Who the fuck is that? Fatty has no friends, no work friends, no real job, no hobbies, no clubs she belongs to, nothing. As for family...a dad she's not seen in over 10 years and never even bothered to get in touch with his 'cancer' riddled daughter. Brothers who are in sealed adoption situation type deals. Another brother who is either still in prison, or will be headed back there soon enough. Methmom who turned up for money, didn't get any, and hasn't been seen in over 2 years. She's probably beating up a service dog, somewhere... ah, the animal loving Reids.
All she has is her pet nigga slave, who is only there for the money. As soon as the holidays come around, where is My Gorlfriend? Back in NYC with people that she cares about, leaving her beloved 600 pound ATM to eat herself into a coma.
Fatty has nothing and no one. With her health and mobility there will never be another gorlfriend to mooch off. The only reason Fatty has anyone in her life is thanks to YT shekels and as the money becomes less, so does the number of 'friends' she has.At this point all she has is My Gorlfriend, who is that interested in Fatty, that Fatty spends most days begging for anyone to ask her questions about herself.
What a fucking existence.
 
evelynhopewell said:
Amber trying to punish her "fans" by saying she regrets sharing personal information and opening up about her mentulz is funny to me. I'm sure most people watching her would love nothing more than for her to shut up about her vapid, meaningless bullshit.
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Not like sharing so called “personal information” trivializes people actually living with the conditions she claims to have.

The only things I believe she actually has are situational depression and anxiety. She’s depressed and anxious because she’s fat and barely leaves the apartment.
 
FupaCitySheriff said:
'...the people closest to me...'
Who the fuck is that? Fatty has no friends, no work friends, no real job, no hobbies, no clubs she belongs to, nothing. As for family...a dad she's not seen in over 10 years and never even bothered to get in touch with his 'cancer' riddled daughter. Brothers who are in sealed adoption situation type deals. Another brother who is either still in prison, or will be headed back there soon enough. Methmom who turned up for money, didn't get any, and hasn't been seen in over 2 years. She's probably beating up a service dog, somewhere... ah, the animal loving Reids.
All she has is her pet nigga slave, who is only there for the money. As soon as the holidays come around, where is My Gorlfriend? Back in NYC with people that she cares about, leaving her beloved 600 pound ATM to eat herself into a coma.
Fatty has nothing and no one. With her health and mobility there will never be another gorlfriend to mooch off. The only reason Fatty has anyone in her life is thanks to YT shekels and as the money becomes less, so does the number of 'friends' she has.At this point all she has is My Gorlfriend, who is that interested in Fatty, that Fatty spends most days begging for anyone to ask her questions about herself.
What a fucking existence.
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She is the example of a YT welfare case ..Without YT she is D.E.D . Better that then on my dime .
 
"I hold zero resentment" says the narcissistic monster who refuses to take responsibility for anything and is still actively blaming an ex for something said ex couldn't control. Fuck Amber, what a vile piece of shit!
 
Becky is a lump with ONE facial expression. How would Amber even notice if she showed concern?

And saying that you are in a relationship with someone who would force you to do things is NOT the flex you think it is, VictimLynn.
 
Bigbadyeet said:
She doubled down

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I love when Amber goes on long shit like this to try to make herself look good and how good her life is and so on while making herself look like the useless fat fuck she is. Blaming Becky for not getting healthcare fast enough when Muh Gorlfriend would do it quickly IS a shitty thing someone will 100% resentment would say. No sane person would just sit there for days bleeding and just be ok with it and fully depend on another living being to tell them to get their ass to the hospital. Amber is hilariously inept at life and maintaining a facade at living a normal one.
 
Bigbadyeet said:
She doubled down

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"She didn't wanna take me to the ER". I wonder what other important shit Becky had going on around that time. Maybe she was just tired of spending nine hours in a fucking ER with you over your goddamned hangnails.

And another thing, hamber: why the FUCK didn't you tell any of the doctors your saw, either in their office (like you claim, which was probably just another fucking lie) or during any of those ER visits? But no, you had to pull your usual attention whoring bullshit while Becky's family's life was going into total fucking chaos because she had the audacity to want to be with her mother in her time of need.

But she DID take you, instead of telling you to call a fucking ambulance for your gigantic ass.And you were NOT "bleeding to death", DoctorLynn Medicine Woman. No transfusions. Taking a fucking iron pill after. Big fucking deal. All that "bleeding to death" was your body purging that bloody bullshit out when you finally got a period. And by the way, if you fucking bloodwork was "perfect" very recently, why the FUCK are you still taking an iron supplement?

You're a lying fucking cunt who hasn't lifted a goddamned finger to take ANY responsibility for your health, and let me tell you this, too: it isn't Becky's fault you got your damn precancerous shit in your ladybits. It isn't Becky's faulty you failed at every single opportunity you took to see a doctor to get that shit addressed before you were "bleeding to death". You could have, at any point, scheduled a visit to a GYN and didn't. So go fuck yourself, you petty sociopathic attention whoring drama queen. You are going to get ripped to shreds over this, and rightly so. Personally, I can't wait until your MGW takes off with your fucking budget binder and the car and doesn't even leave you so much as a fucking note.

Goddamn fucking bitch. If I were Becky and you pulled that shit on me when something was wrong with my mother, I would have said sayonara on the spot. Just because your mother never loved you doesn't mean everyone else has a nothingburger of a relationship with theirs.
 
DontEatThat said:
I love when Amber goes on long shit like this to try to make herself look good and how good her life is and so on while making herself look like the useless fat fuck she is. Blaming Becky for not getting healthcare fast enough when Muh Gorlfriend would do it quickly IS a shitty thing someone will 100% resentment would say. No sane person would just sit there for days bleeding and just be ok with it and fully depend on another living being to tell them to get their ass to the hospital. Amber is hilariously inept at life and maintaining a facade at living a normal one.
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Is amber the worst house pet ever made?
 
So Fatty's decided her bleeding has gone from 2 years to 'almost 3 years'. Narc sociopaths sure do love to exaggerate. They will embellish anything for sympathy or adulation.
Fatty only eats 2000 calories a day - but somehow admits to being 500 elbees.
Fatty can walk for an hour/half an hour - gasps for air as she is sat down, talking.
Fatty says she *only* weighs 500 pounds - why would she tell the truth about this when she literally lies about everything else?

As for My Gorlfriend being so much more supportive, loving and caring when compared to Becky...
...Becky never fucked off and left you for Thanksgiving, Christmas, your birthday etc, you stupid, lying fat fuck.
 
Bigbadyeet said:
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The audacity of this bitch.

If her vag bled out for more than TWO years, then it was on HER to haul her shelf ass into the hospital. I swear, she burns more calories in that empty head of hers typing up an excuse for her incompetence rather than actually trying to address her health issues.
 
Well the cancer saga has certainly become more dramatic in recollection. What was it almost too late for? I thought she was like stage 1 if that. It's not like they were giving her days to live without radical intervention.

Also, Becky wasn't concerned about anyone or anything because she was fucking stoned, which all observers except Amber realized.
 
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