🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

It is the coward who fawns upon those above him. -- Junius
Hamber is a fat fucking coward. -- Me

ozempic weigh in, breakfast recipe, & getting my shot | vlog 7 - August 10, 2022​

Hamber's foray into squealing when she wants to demonstrate some fucking emotion - fear, loving a fucking dressing that's been around far longer than she's been waddling around on this fucking planet - is annoying.

Can't give herself her own shot of Ozempic. Well, of course she fucking can't. When the fuck has she EVER taken responsibility for her own fucking health? Never. The needles are almost microscopic, especially compared to her fat-encrusted skeleton. DO YOUR OWN FUCKING SHOTS, YOU LAZY, COWARDLY CUNT.

"What's it called?:" she asks, as if she doesn't fucking know what the fuck Trader Joe's is. "Trader Joe's. This Green Goddess dressing..." blah blah blah. That goddamned dressing has been around for decades before you were born. Stop pretending like you've discovered something that nobody else knows about. STOP ACTING LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW THE GODDAMNED STORE NAME, YOU FAT, FUCKING COWARD.

Whines about people not believing her telling us what her weight is, that she wouldn't lie - yeah, right, that is a fucking lie right there - whatever. Get on the fucking scale AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE and show us your fucking weight, cow. Whines about people not liking her, her nontent isn't for haydurs, blah blah blah. I do not give a single shit, bitch. Don't like the comments? TURN OFF THE FUCKING COMMENTS, YOU COWARDLY BITCH.

Trying to convince everyone that Ozempic is just making the weight fly right off her, and that she's almost a hundred pounds down, and no, that is not the way it works. You're too stupid and too cowardly to lose weight on your own without the help of drugs. You haven't changed a single fucking thing in your life to help yourself. I'm not going to offer you any fucking applause. DO THE WORK YOURSELF, YOU COWARDLY FATASS.

EnvironmentaLynn, here using more plastic bags to take food out of a perfectly good
container to store it in a "single serving". STOP BEING TOO FUCKING LAZY TO MEASURE A SINGLE SERVING OF PASTA, YOU GODDAMNED COWARD.

Horrid haul. Once again, clothes that don't fit and that she will never wear. Says it is just like xmas for her. Yes, that's the real spirit of xmas, bitch. Stupid fucking barbie shirt. STOP BEING A FUCKING COWARD ABOUT YOUR GODDAMNED AGE AND SIZE.

More fucking ayygs. Just cracks themin the fucking pan and dumps a fucking microwaved veggie burger into the fucking thing, thenpushes the fucking eggs around to "scramble" them, too fucking lazy to scramble them properly in a bowl. Again, telling uys just how fucking dry the goddamned ayygs have to be. "Sp weird" to add corn to ayygs. No, you fat fucking retard, it's stupid. There's a reason why people don't add any fucking corn to ayygs. Keeps yelling "BAYYYBE" and you know, it's really fucking rude to continually do this. Is fucking amazed that rolling hot food into a fucking tortilla makes the tortilla warm. That is not how you roll a fucking burrito, you fucking idiot. STOP BEING A FUCKING COWARD ABOUT THE GODAMNED FOOD AND EAT IT THE WAY IT SHOULD BE.

Once again, claims to be the most hatest on YT, and you are fucking not. STOP HIDING BEHIND YOUR FUCKING VICTIM COMPLEX, YOU GODDAMNED COWARD.

Grocery haul. Again. JFC. Meat creeps her out, but bought steak. Looking forward to a screeching "taste test" where she will pretend again to be scared. More sodium rice and sodium noodles. Claims to now be veg and fruit gal. Whatever. Makes some stupid statement about choosing some chicken thing because chicken sausage is, in her opinion, "more processed". This came between the fucking sodium rice and frozen dinners. Again acts like meat creeps her out. You're 500 fucking pounds. Stop reading the fucking labels at us, bitch. STOP BEING A FUCKING COWARD ABOUT FOOD, RETARD. AGAIN.

Fatbody, once again talking about herself in the third person, talking about sitting in a fucking chair. The stupid, ugly chair they just had to go out in the rain to get. Plants herself in the goddamned thing, but clearly cannot fit er gigantic ass, etc. into the chair properly, her back against the chair back. Her legs are bigger than fucking ever. "I don't like sitting back in chairs." Go fuck yourself. Such "content". STOP BEING A FUCKING COWARD ABOUT STANDING UP AGAIN ON CAMERA, FATTY.

Claims to be getting "a lot of questions" about the book she is reading, and I do not care about her continued attempts to do some kind of book club shit. Skip.

Signs off. COWARD.

TL;DW/R: Hamber is a fat fucking coward pushing out nontent who will quit Ozempic and gain back any weight lost plus more on top of it.The End.


ADDENDUM: Now it's synesthesia she wants to add to her goddamned collection.

STOP COLLECTING FUCKING MUH MENTALZ SELF-DIAGNOSED BULLSHIT TO HIDE BEHIND, YOU COWARDLY FUCKING MUNCHIE.

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

It is the coward who fawns upon those above him. -- Junius
Hamber is a fat fucking coward. -- Me

ozempic weigh in, breakfast recipe, & getting my shot | vlog 7 - August 10, 2022​

Hamber's foray into squealing when she wants to demonstrate some fucking emotion - fear, loving a fucking dressing that's been around far longer than she's been waddling around on this fucking planet - is annoying.

Can't give herself her own shot of Ozempic. Well, of course she fucking can't. When the fuck has she EVER taken responsibility for her own fucking health? Never. The needles are almost microscopic, especially compared to her fat-encrusted skeleton. DO YOUR OWN FUCKING SHOTS, YOU LAZY, COWARDLY CUNT.

"What's it called?:" she asks, as if she doesn't fucking know what the fuck Trader Joe's is. "Trader Joe's. This Green Goddess dressing..." blah blah blah. That goddamned dressing has been around for decades before you were born. Stop pretending like you've discovered something that nobody else knows about. STOP ACTING LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW THE GODDAMNED STORE NAME, YOU FAT, FUCKING COWARD.

Whines about people not believing her telling us what her weight is, that she wouldn't lie - yeah, right, that is a fucking lie right there - whatever. Get on the fucking scale AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE and show us your fucking weight, cow. Whines about people not liking her, her nontent isn't for haydurs, blah blah blah. I do not give a single shit, bitch. Don't like the comments? TURN OFF THE FUCKING COMMENTS, YOU COWARDLY BITCH.

Trying to convince everyone that Ozempic is just making the weight fly right off her, and that she's almost a hundred pounds down, and no, that is not the way it works. You're too stupid and too cowardly to lose weight on your own without the help of drugs. You haven't changed a single fucking thing in your life to help yourself. I'm not going to offer you any fucking applause. DO THE WORK YOURSELF, YOU COWARDLY FATASS.

EnvironmentaLynn, here using more plastic bags to take food out of a perfectly good
container to store it in a "single serving". STOP BEING TOO FUCKING LAZY TO MEASURE A SINGLE SERVING OF PASTA, YOU GODDAMNED COWARD.

Horrid haul. Once again, clothes that don't fit and that she will never wear. Says it is just like xmas for her. Yes, that's the real spirit of xmas, bitch. Stupid fucking barbie shirt. STOP BEING A FUCKING COWARD ABOUT YOUR GODDAMNED AGE AND SIZE.

More fucking ayygs. Just cracks themin the fucking pan and dumps a fucking microwaved veggie burger into the fucking thing, thenpushes the fucking eggs around to "scramble" them, too fucking lazy to scramble them properly in a bowl. Again, telling uys just how fucking dry the goddamned ayygs have to be. "Sp weird" to add corn to ayygs. No, you fat fucking retard, it's stupid. There's a reason why people don't add any fucking corn to ayygs. Keeps yelling "BAYYYBE" and you know, it's really fucking rude to continually do this. Is fucking amazed that rolling hot food into a fucking tortilla makes the tortilla warm. That is not how you roll a fucking burrito, you fucking idiot. STOP BEING A FUCKING COWARD ABOUT THE GODAMNED FOOD AND EAT IT THE WAY IT SHOULD BE.

Once again, claims to be the most hatest on YT, and you are fucking not. STOP HIDING BEHIND YOUR FUCKING VICTIM COMPLEX, YOU GODDAMNED COWARD.

Grocery haul. Again. JFC. Meat creeps her out, but bought steak. Looking forward to a screeching "taste test" where she will pretend again to be scared. More sodium rice and sodium noodles. Claims to now be veg and fruit gal. Whatever. Makes some stupid statement about choosing some chicken thing because chicken sausage is, in her opinion, "more processed". This came between the fucking sodium rice and frozen dinners. Again acts like meat creeps her out. You're 500 fucking pounds. Stop reading the fucking labels at us, bitch. STOP BEING A FUCKING COWARD ABOUT FOOD, RETARD. AGAIN.

Fatbody, once again talking about herself in the third person, talking about sitting in a fucking chair. The stupid, ugly chair they just had to go out in the rain to get. Plants herself in the goddamned thing, but clearly cannot fit er gigantic ass, etc. into the chair properly, her back against the chair back. Her legs are bigger than fucking ever. "I don't like sitting back in chairs." Go fuck yourself. Such "content". STOP BEING A FUCKING COWARD ABOUT STANDING UP AGAIN ON CAMERA, FATTY.

Claims to be getting "a lot of questions" about the book she is reading, and I do not care about her continued attempts to do some kind of book club shit. Skip.

Signs off. COWARD.

TL;DW/R: Hamber is a fat fucking coward pushing out nontent who will quit Ozempic and gain back any weight lost plus more on top of it.The End.


ADDENDUM: Now it's synesthesia she wants to add to her goddamned collection.
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STOP COLLECTING FUCKING MUH MENTALZ SELF-DIAGNOSED BULLSHIT TO HIDE BEHIND, YOU COWARDLY FUCKING MUNCHIE.

Coward is God damned right. A cowardly weak bitch who hides behind a fake as fuck "quirky girl" personality. The only thing genuine about Amber is that she is wholly disingenuous.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

It is the coward who fawns upon those above him. -- Junius
Hamber is a fat fucking coward. -- Me

ozempic weigh in, breakfast recipe, & getting my shot | vlog 7 - August 10, 2022​

Hamber's foray into squealing when she wants to demonstrate some fucking emotion - fear, loving a fucking dressing that's been around far longer than she's been waddling around on this fucking planet - is annoying.

Can't give herself her own shot of Ozempic. Well, of course she fucking can't. When the fuck has she EVER taken responsibility for her own fucking health? Never. The needles are almost microscopic, especially compared to her fat-encrusted skeleton. DO YOUR OWN FUCKING SHOTS, YOU LAZY, COWARDLY CUNT.

"What's it called?:" she asks, as if she doesn't fucking know what the fuck Trader Joe's is. "Trader Joe's. This Green Goddess dressing..." blah blah blah. That goddamned dressing has been around for decades before you were born. Stop pretending like you've discovered something that nobody else knows about. STOP ACTING LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW THE GODDAMNED STORE NAME, YOU FAT, FUCKING COWARD.

Whines about people not believing her telling us what her weight is, that she wouldn't lie - yeah, right, that is a fucking lie right there - whatever. Get on the fucking scale AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE and show us your fucking weight, cow. Whines about people not liking her, her nontent isn't for haydurs, blah blah blah. I do not give a single shit, bitch. Don't like the comments? TURN OFF THE FUCKING COMMENTS, YOU COWARDLY BITCH.

Trying to convince everyone that Ozempic is just making the weight fly right off her, and that she's almost a hundred pounds down, and no, that is not the way it works. You're too stupid and too cowardly to lose weight on your own without the help of drugs. You haven't changed a single fucking thing in your life to help yourself. I'm not going to offer you any fucking applause. DO THE WORK YOURSELF, YOU COWARDLY FATASS.

EnvironmentaLynn, here using more plastic bags to take food out of a perfectly good
container to store it in a "single serving". STOP BEING TOO FUCKING LAZY TO MEASURE A SINGLE SERVING OF PASTA, YOU GODDAMNED COWARD.

Horrid haul. Once again, clothes that don't fit and that she will never wear. Says it is just like xmas for her. Yes, that's the real spirit of xmas, bitch. Stupid fucking barbie shirt. STOP BEING A FUCKING COWARD ABOUT YOUR GODDAMNED AGE AND SIZE.

More fucking ayygs. Just cracks themin the fucking pan and dumps a fucking microwaved veggie burger into the fucking thing, thenpushes the fucking eggs around to "scramble" them, too fucking lazy to scramble them properly in a bowl. Again, telling uys just how fucking dry the goddamned ayygs have to be. "Sp weird" to add corn to ayygs. No, you fat fucking retard, it's stupid. There's a reason why people don't add any fucking corn to ayygs. Keeps yelling "BAYYYBE" and you know, it's really fucking rude to continually do this. Is fucking amazed that rolling hot food into a fucking tortilla makes the tortilla warm. That is not how you roll a fucking burrito, you fucking idiot. STOP BEING A FUCKING COWARD ABOUT THE GODAMNED FOOD AND EAT IT THE WAY IT SHOULD BE.

Once again, claims to be the most hatest on YT, and you are fucking not. STOP HIDING BEHIND YOUR FUCKING VICTIM COMPLEX, YOU GODDAMNED COWARD.

Grocery haul. Again. JFC. Meat creeps her out, but bought steak. Looking forward to a screeching "taste test" where she will pretend again to be scared. More sodium rice and sodium noodles. Claims to now be veg and fruit gal. Whatever. Makes some stupid statement about choosing some chicken thing because chicken sausage is, in her opinion, "more processed". This came between the fucking sodium rice and frozen dinners. Again acts like meat creeps her out. You're 500 fucking pounds. Stop reading the fucking labels at us, bitch. STOP BEING A FUCKING COWARD ABOUT FOOD, RETARD. AGAIN.

Fatbody, once again talking about herself in the third person, talking about sitting in a fucking chair. The stupid, ugly chair they just had to go out in the rain to get. Plants herself in the goddamned thing, but clearly cannot fit er gigantic ass, etc. into the chair properly, her back against the chair back. Her legs are bigger than fucking ever. "I don't like sitting back in chairs." Go fuck yourself. Such "content". STOP BEING A FUCKING COWARD ABOUT STANDING UP AGAIN ON CAMERA, FATTY.

Claims to be getting "a lot of questions" about the book she is reading, and I do not care about her continued attempts to do some kind of book club shit. Skip.

Signs off. COWARD.

TL;DW/R: Hamber is a fat fucking coward pushing out nontent who will quit Ozempic and gain back any weight lost plus more on top of it.The End.


ADDENDUM: Now it's synesthesia she wants to add to her goddamned collection.
View attachment 3590660

STOP COLLECTING FUCKING MUH MENTALZ SELF-DIAGNOSED BULLSHIT TO HIDE BEHIND, YOU COWARDLY FUCKING MUNCHIE.

Down gorl, I can hear your blood pressure monitor screaming from here in AZ.

Fat fuck not worth it. Love you.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

You should have seen the part I deleted regarding the Premier Protein "taste test", about her incessant need to act like she knows anything about food or health. "Smells like protein!" What? Do enlighten us all, Hamber, as to the distinctive smell of protein. I also did some ruminating about why it is she always needs to go for the sugary-est, nastiest sounding crap because she can't be assed to eat anything without the thing, whatever it may be, being covered in a sauce or slathered with dressing or buried under hot sauce or seasonings. It was pretty epic. But it went far astray into more philosophical territory, where the buried truth is just that she's a prepackaged, processed food person with no discernable ability to really taste anything, and doesn't care to.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

It is the coward who fawns upon those above him. -- Junius
Hamber is a fat fucking coward. -- Me

ozempic weigh in, breakfast recipe, & getting my shot | vlog 7 - August 10, 2022​

Hamber's foray into squealing when she wants to demonstrate some fucking emotion - fear, loving a fucking dressing that's been around far longer than she's been waddling around on this fucking planet - is annoying.

Can't give herself her own shot of Ozempic. Well, of course she fucking can't. When the fuck has she EVER taken responsibility for her own fucking health? Never. The needles are almost microscopic, especially compared to her fat-encrusted skeleton. DO YOUR OWN FUCKING SHOTS, YOU LAZY, COWARDLY CUNT.

"What's it called?:" she asks, as if she doesn't fucking know what the fuck Trader Joe's is. "Trader Joe's. This Green Goddess dressing..." blah blah blah. That goddamned dressing has been around for decades before you were born. Stop pretending like you've discovered something that nobody else knows about. STOP ACTING LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW THE GODDAMNED STORE NAME, YOU FAT, FUCKING COWARD.

Whines about people not believing her telling us what her weight is, that she wouldn't lie - yeah, right, that is a fucking lie right there - whatever. Get on the fucking scale AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE and show us your fucking weight, cow. Whines about people not liking her, her nontent isn't for haydurs, blah blah blah. I do not give a single shit, bitch. Don't like the comments? TURN OFF THE FUCKING COMMENTS, YOU COWARDLY BITCH.

Trying to convince everyone that Ozempic is just making the weight fly right off her, and that she's almost a hundred pounds down, and no, that is not the way it works. You're too stupid and too cowardly to lose weight on your own without the help of drugs. You haven't changed a single fucking thing in your life to help yourself. I'm not going to offer you any fucking applause. DO THE WORK YOURSELF, YOU COWARDLY FATASS.

EnvironmentaLynn, here using more plastic bags to take food out of a perfectly good
container to store it in a "single serving". STOP BEING TOO FUCKING LAZY TO MEASURE A SINGLE SERVING OF PASTA, YOU GODDAMNED COWARD.

Horrid haul. Once again, clothes that don't fit and that she will never wear. Says it is just like xmas for her. Yes, that's the real spirit of xmas, bitch. Stupid fucking barbie shirt. STOP BEING A FUCKING COWARD ABOUT YOUR GODDAMNED AGE AND SIZE.

More fucking ayygs. Just cracks themin the fucking pan and dumps a fucking microwaved veggie burger into the fucking thing, thenpushes the fucking eggs around to "scramble" them, too fucking lazy to scramble them properly in a bowl. Again, telling uys just how fucking dry the goddamned ayygs have to be. "Sp weird" to add corn to ayygs. No, you fat fucking retard, it's stupid. There's a reason why people don't add any fucking corn to ayygs. Keeps yelling "BAYYYBE" and you know, it's really fucking rude to continually do this. Is fucking amazed that rolling hot food into a fucking tortilla makes the tortilla warm. That is not how you roll a fucking burrito, you fucking idiot. STOP BEING A FUCKING COWARD ABOUT THE GODAMNED FOOD AND EAT IT THE WAY IT SHOULD BE.

Once again, claims to be the most hatest on YT, and you are fucking not. STOP HIDING BEHIND YOUR FUCKING VICTIM COMPLEX, YOU GODDAMNED COWARD.

Grocery haul. Again. JFC. Meat creeps her out, but bought steak. Looking forward to a screeching "taste test" where she will pretend again to be scared. More sodium rice and sodium noodles. Claims to now be veg and fruit gal. Whatever. Makes some stupid statement about choosing some chicken thing because chicken sausage is, in her opinion, "more processed". This came between the fucking sodium rice and frozen dinners. Again acts like meat creeps her out. You're 500 fucking pounds. Stop reading the fucking labels at us, bitch. STOP BEING A FUCKING COWARD ABOUT FOOD, RETARD. AGAIN.

Fatbody, once again talking about herself in the third person, talking about sitting in a fucking chair. The stupid, ugly chair they just had to go out in the rain to get. Plants herself in the goddamned thing, but clearly cannot fit er gigantic ass, etc. into the chair properly, her back against the chair back. Her legs are bigger than fucking ever. "I don't like sitting back in chairs." Go fuck yourself. Such "content". STOP BEING A FUCKING COWARD ABOUT STANDING UP AGAIN ON CAMERA, FATTY.

Claims to be getting "a lot of questions" about the book she is reading, and I do not care about her continued attempts to do some kind of book club shit. Skip.

Signs off. COWARD.

TL;DW/R: Hamber is a fat fucking coward pushing out nontent who will quit Ozempic and gain back any weight lost plus more on top of it.The End.


ADDENDUM: Now it's synesthesia she wants to add to her goddamned collection.
View attachment 3590660

STOP COLLECTING FUCKING MUH MENTALZ SELF-DIAGNOSED BULLSHIT TO HIDE BEHIND, YOU COWARDLY FUCKING MUNCHIE.

Wait are we not supposed to visualize the alphabet like that? I'm confused now. I thought we all visualized the alphabet. But definitely not vertically.

 

[FatalTater]

I hate that Amber likes Premier Protein.
*I* like Premier Protein.

Isn't Ozempic made from lizard venom? Amber already eats by unfurling her tongue in a very non-human way. Will this exacerbate that move?

 

[marjoram]

You should have seen the part I deleted regarding the Premier Protein "taste test", about her incessant need to act like she knows anything about food or health. "Smells like protein!" What? Do enlighten us all, Hamber, as to the distinctive smell of protein. I also did some ruminating about why it is she always needs to go for the sugary-est, nastiest sounding crap because she can't be assed to eat anything without the thing, whatever it may be, being covered in a sauce or slathered with dressing or buried under hot sauce or seasonings. It was pretty epic. But it went far astray into more philosophical territory, where the buried truth is just that she's a prepackaged, processed food person with no discernable ability to really taste anything, and doesn't care to.

Hmmmm, Premier Protein is on the recall list from Lyon’s foods. Hope FatAl gets a big healthy dose of whatever they’re contaminated with.

@FatalTater, if you’ve got some look up the recall, they have listings of product codes involved.

 

[Miltank]

A couple of videos before, right before she stopped filming she was gushing about these Shein earrings.
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And of course, what do I spot in her throw-away pile of old earrings in her last video?
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Now the question is she bought these earrings right then and after they took a couple of weeks to arrive she's throwing them away or she just had THE SAME FUCKING EARRINGS THE ENTIRE FUCKING TIME.

i forgot i meant to quote this a while back but those things look exactly like those teeth mold trays with alginate at the dentist

 

[Bigbadyeet]

ADDENDUM: Now it's synesthesia she wants to add to her goddamned collection.
View attachment 3590660

STOP COLLECTING FUCKING MUH MENTALZ SELF-DIAGNOSED BULLSHIT TO HIDE BEHIND, YOU COWARDLY FUCKING MUNCHIE.

She is so bad at lying, she’s so retarded she’s incapable of remembering anything she says.

Remember she had aphantasia a couple months ago? Yet here she is visualising and seeing colours on a horizontal alphabet!

Oops got called out! Gotta waddle back on that one and lah again!

 

[King Fructose]

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A little side-by-side molment. Same color scheme and everything! The only notable difference here is gravity.

She went from “I eat butter by the stick” to merely extra extra extra thick and I just love that for her!

Except she still eats butter by the stick…

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

She is so bad at lying, she’s so retarded she’s incapable of remembering anything she says.

Remember she had aphantasia a couple months ago? Yet here she is visualising and seeing colours on a horizontal alphabet!



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Oops got called out! Gotta waddle back on that one and lah again!

"I don't picture it. I just feel certain colors with certain letters."

Fuck off, Amber.

No matter how wrong she is or how BTFO'd she gets when called out, she will always counter with more gaslighting and goal post moving. It's like some impenatrable sheild. It still amazes me even after 4 years of watching this hog. She will always lie. She will never give up control of her fake narrative. And she will always be FAT.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Can't give herself her own shot of Ozempic. Well, of course she fucking can't. When the fuck has she EVER taken responsibility for her own fucking health? Never. The needles are almost microscopic, especially compared to her fat-encrusted skeleton. DO YOUR OWN FUCKING SHOTS, YOU LAZY, COWARDLY CUNT.

Of course she can give herself the jab. She does not want to so that Jade has to be there to give it to her and so that could not go back to her family when on holidays. It is pure control for Amber.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

She is so bad at lying, she’s so retarded she’s incapable of remembering anything she says.

Remember she had aphantasia a couple months ago? Yet here she is visualising and seeing colours on a horizontal alphabet!



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Oops got called out! Gotta waddle back on that one and lah again!

Someone should send her a question: what is the name of that disorder? Why don't you talk about it in an upcoming video? I'd love to see her mangle that one. "I'm so bad at pronouncing medical words!" Yes, because things like bursitis or synesthesia or creatine just are so very difficult to get right solely by sounding out each syllable. Especially for someone so in tune with and invested in their health.

Of course she can give herself the jab. She does not want to so that Jade has to be there to give it to her and so that could not go back to her family when on holidays. It is pure control for Amber.

Responsibility just isn't for dainty little tiny petite enormous, planet-sized princesses.



ETA: Watching Jordy's react, and it's the point where she's whining about people not believing her weight loss and doing her stupid, wrong math about being down "100 pounds" and she starts rattling off weight s by day, and I'm just sitting here, my brain hearing "THIS IS NOT A WEIGHT LOSS CHANNEL!" LOL

If she continues to shell out for Ozempic, and actually loses weight, then what?

Looking back over my rather long (fucking, lol) recap, and realizing that if this channel is not about weight loss, then it's 90% food, 8% Horrid hauls, 1% grocery hauls, and 1% bitchfests, complaining about haydur nation.

And I think her weeklong layoff she mentioned in this video was cellulitis, btw.

 

[Clown Baby]

I think Amber has lost weight, but like all these fatties who lose some and then gain some back and lose some more and gain it back, every time that happens she's losing lean mass. She would have already been naturally losing lean mass with aging because all women do, especially if they aren't getting the right amount of protein and lifting weights, plus being a hysto patient who doesn't take estrogen will also promote the loss of healthy tissue and bone mass. That's how she can be under 500 according to the scale, but still look big as ever.

 

[FatalTater]

@FatalTater, if you’ve got some look up the recall, they have listings of product codes involved.

Currently I'm out of them, but I hadn't heard about the recall. Good to know.

If Amber claims to have lost 100 lbs, and the only place it looks like she's lost weight is maybe her neck, does that mean she had 100 lbs stored in just that one spot? Ew.

 

[Pippeyy]

I know I'm almost a month late seeing this post, but since the event in question took place just over three years ago, here's some delicious salt for those who weren't around at the time (and maybe a nice stroll down memory lane for everyone else). [1] [2] [3]

Ah, that brings back memories. Mama FreeThinker. If she didn't run off the internet as fast as she could the second she popped up on here she'd have a giant thread, no doubt.
I checked up on her after seeing that and she has stayed pretty well hidden (as far as I can tell). No more vegan packaged meal reviews or her terrible art.


Speaking of memory lane, does anyone have the pics of Mama FreeThinker from when she flexed so hard on Amber by showing she fits into a 1x from Torrid not a 6x? She was so proud and posted it on Reddit and all her SM.
Edit: found it

Unrelated: Can we PLEASE stop addressing Amber directly. It shits up the thread and even if she did read here she will never take a single bit of advice anyone posts. Just keep things as a discussion amongst us and not directed to Amber.
-looking at you @A Peach but Blue-

 

[Xenomorph]

Ah, that brings back memories. Mama FreeThinker. If she didn't run off the internet as fast as she could the second she popped up on here she'd have a giant thread, no doubt.
I checked up on her after seeing that and she has stayed pretty well hidden (as far as I can tell). No more vegan packaged meal reviews or her terrible art.

Speaking of memory lane, does anyone have the pics of Mama FreeThinker from when she flexed so hard on Amber by showing she fits into a 1x from Torrid not a 6x? She was so proud and posted it on Reddit and all her SM.

Unrelated: Can we PLEASE stop addressing Amber directly. It shits up the thread and even if she did read here she will never take a single bit of advice anyone posts. Just keep things as a discussion amongst us and not directed to Amber.
-Looking at you Blue Peach-

Good luck with that.
Its been ongoing thing that people address her directly cause they know she obsessively reads here and plebbit

 

[Insulin reid]

Good luck with that.
Its been ongoing thing that people address her directly cause they know she obsessively reads here and plebbit

It used to be funny. Here and there a little quip or a paragraph at most but this blue peach is fucking annoying. We just cant have nice things.

Currently I'm out of them, but I hadn't heard about the recall. Good to know.

If Amber claims to have lost 100 lbs, and the only place it looks like she's lost weight is maybe her neck, does that mean she had 100 lbs stored in just that one spot? Ew.

She has 100 lbs stored in a lot of spots.

Of course she can give herself the jab. She does not want to so that Jade has to be there to give it to her and so that could not go back to her family when on holidays. It is pure control for Amber.

Shes obsessed with learned helplessness. Shes such an uwu princess and the most insufferable part is shes able to enjoy it now and its reinforced by my girlfriends fat fetish shit. Her taking care of amber is only going to further her delusional "mindframe" that not only is this shit acceptable and
encouraged but shes deserving of such "lurv and attention". Shes finally found her knight in shining armor and its making her more insufferable.

 

[lol cow supreme]

It used to be funny. Here and there a little quip or a paragraph at most but this blue peach is fucking annoying. We just cant have nice things.

I've suspected it as Amber larping as a haydur.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I've suspected it as Amber larping as a haydur.

It's me! It's me! Suckers!

LOL. I think it would be a little difficult for Hamberto to do that, unless it's an incredibly short molment. We know her writing sucks, after all, and she isn't terribly bright or original. She tries to own the phrases and words we use (fails, of course), and we know that she's sometimes years late on trends. I do think she uses socks in her comment sections, though, and of course we absolutely know she writes up questions for her idiotic q&a bullshit. But she reads and watches it all. I take comfort in the fact that she often doesn't understand what is written/being said and she gets incredibly pissy about a lot of it.