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🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Fatty O'Blimpenstein
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It's actually HIPAA
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Hamber, who can't walk more than 20 feet without wheezing for breath and who wanted to be able to walk a mile after 100 days, having sex for five hours at a time and getting a dozen Os? She really is a virgin.
It's HIPAA, you fat fucking bitch, none of the post was breaking any HIPAA law, and the poster didn't say she was a nurse, she said she worked there. ReaderLynn and her wogazillion books a month. No wonder she gets through them so quickly. It's easy if you're just flipping pages, have no idea what words mean, and can't comprehend anything.
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Eavesdropping Petals
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I enjoy getting a bit stupid MATI watching her...but this has made me offically pissed. I have worked in numerous cancer centers. I have watched talks by and have met world renown cancer doctors including Jim Allison, Carl June, Nick Restifo , etc. I have also worked and talked with with every day oncologists and cancer researchers. I have gone to cancer conferences and talked to scientists in clinical and pre-clinical programs....What they all have in common is that they care passionately about their work and really strive to extend the lives of their patients. Many of these people, including myself, have lost people to cancer. What they are not is half-assed. What they are not is dismissive if someones records are lost in the system.
Her post is a slap in the face to all of these people who really bust their asses to improve the lives of cancer patients like her. She half-assed her own recovery and she is blaming them??????? Right now her oncologist and medical team care more if her cancer stays in remission than she does herself and others are working harder to keep her above ground than she is doing herself. She makes me think about all of the patients that we ask to be in our clinical trials and how these patients step up to help others by giving blood and whatever other samples that they can in order to help those that come after them. These patients go out of their way to keep up their treatment conditions and testing schedule and I appreciate every single ml of blood and every cell that I get from them and I will pipet until my fingers bleed to make sure that it is worth it. If only she cared as much about her cancer as the oncology community does.
She is entitled and selfish and lazy.
Sorry for the rant, I had to get that out.
Her post is a slap in the face to all of these people who really bust their asses to improve the lives of cancer patients like her. She half-assed her own recovery and she is blaming them??????? Right now her oncologist and medical team care more if her cancer stays in remission than she does herself and others are working harder to keep her above ground than she is doing herself. She makes me think about all of the patients that we ask to be in our clinical trials and how these patients step up to help others by giving blood and whatever other samples that they can in order to help those that come after them. These patients go out of their way to keep up their treatment conditions and testing schedule and I appreciate every single ml of blood and every cell that I get from them and I will pipet until my fingers bleed to make sure that it is worth it. If only she cared as much about her cancer as the oncology community does.
She is entitled and selfish and lazy.
Sorry for the rant, I had to get that out.
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Autistic Asparagus
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Too bad no one was filming her interaction with the oncologist’s office.
Bigbadyeet
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Amberlynn Reid BLASTED by Karen the Local Guide on Google Reviews!
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This is the same kind shit disturbing attention seeking sped that left reviews for The Henry informing them they're housing a notorious transphobe and animal abuser. They do this kind of crap whenever they identify anyone Amber has contact with.
Amber's obviously lying about some aspect of this episode, but whatever devastating consequences Karen is hoping to inflict ain't gonna happen.
Autistic Asparagus
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Why would you post that as a 3 star review instead of calling the office if you were so concerned?
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Bigbadyeet
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Real love is getting squashed by your 600lb gorlfriend, anything else is slim people propaganda, honey your fat phobia is showing!
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I get irrationally angry with every video that she’s in public. Rubbing her nasty fat paws all over everything. Absolutely disgusting. Reaching and pointing at things like a toddler. I just can’t help it.
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Someone please ask her what Torrid size diaper she wears when she sits on daddy's lap for their fat toddler fetish play.
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What is she even talking about with "I'm not supposed to take estrogen" after a hysterectomy? Yes, she and every other woman who undergoes the procedure is supposed to take estrogen. I guess since her giant period hole is probably perpetually drenched from yeast and swamp bacteria she's not worrying about dry pussy caused by lack of estrogen, but early onset osteoporosis making her dainty bones so brittle they crumble under the sheer weight of her should be a priority for this dumptruck.
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Sweet Baby Black Jesus... couldn't imagine that on my lap (God help imagining it on my face) or anywhere within 500 yards of my personal being.
And Slappy wrestled outside his weight class a few times when younger and truly desperate.
But this? Can't even and refuse to even believe she has anything sexual going on, despite claims of 5 hour sexual deviance and 12 orgasms.
Yeah, her FAT is showing. Anybody that can infogram how she actually has sex, I'll give you True and Honest. From my distorted beliefs to this T-Rex arms that can't even masturbate.
Slappy pouring annudder double.
Autistic Asparagus
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I haven’t watched it yet, but I’m guessing she buys a lot of naked African women art.
Eavesdropping Petals
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Of course that retard even cums like donuts...by the dozen.
This whole thing is a fucking concept that I am going to carve out of my head with some vodka. I may have to stop by work and pick up some chloroform to finish the job.
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Shes so fucking stupid. She just thinks shes impervious to brittle bones. I cant wait till one of her inevitable "skinny people fall too" molments ends up being a broken hip or leg, rendering her immobile. She wont recover from that.
She may freak out a bit when she learns of the calcium deficiency issue and were back to chugging milk (like when the evil foster parents made her chug 2% at gunpoint) because "muh calcium" or binging on those chocolate calcium chews in the old people vitamin section and they stop her up and she becomes impacted.
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The unexamined life is not worth living. - Socrates
Some examined "lifes" are not worth living. - Me
Stupid intro.
July 22, 20223, "supposively".
Hamber, because she can't get enough of herself, is watching her old videos. Says she feels like she has "lived so many lifes [sic]". GrammarLynn, out in the wild once more. It astonishes me how she is simply incapable of learning the proper pronunciation or usage of common words, continually saying things like "lifes" or "I haven't ate". People say her doing that is just a troll, but much of it isn't. She's just an idiot at the English language. How do we know? Just read her terrible poetry or prose. Or listen to her try totell us about what she's "ate" and how everyone has "different lifes".
Shows us a stopped video from 2019 - ironically, talking about how she has been doing a lot of vlogging lately - and demonstrating how not much has changed. She says she's much thinner now. Great, now we get her stupid "workout" with the pink hand weights, which were relegated to the window "seal", never to be seen again.
Claims her arms look bigger now due to weight loss, and that's because they are"inflated". No, TrainerLynn, that is not the way it works, and your arms then were just as big as they are now. Thinks, with her fucking vocal fry, that she's down "90 pounds, 80 pounds" from that video to now. Nope. Not based on the weights you claimed during that time to now.
Fat Ham says people keep asking why she uses 572 as her starting weight. Says, let's go back to the livestream era (Hi, Hamber! Thanks for reading!). Claims she was "three pounds away" from that weight. Sure. Says that's when she "started her weight loss journee" and she's lost "80. 90 pounds" since then, and it took her a year to do it. '
A lot of talk about weight loss on a "this channel is not about weight loss" situation type deal.
She's still using that fucking vocal fry as if it's attractive or makes her sound intelligent or special. It doesn't, Fat Ham. It makes you sound like a fat fucking idiot whose fat is strangling her neck. Knock it off and speak like a normal human being.
Hamber and her My Gorlfriend, Wipey, are cooking, at 4:43 PM. I suppose if you don't get up until late morning, that would be lunch. Well, they're more assembling than "cooking": pierogies (frozen, from a bag), corn on the cob, which they will slather with Not Butter Country Crock Oil in a Tub, and in the microwave, a "veggie chicken burger" - so, frozen fake meat? Seems like it.Great "cooking"!
"I know I'm annoying." Wash your nasty, greasy hair, you goddamned pig.
Says she wants to put ore weight loss bullshit in the videos (calories, whatever), but when she does, she always manages to fuck up and fail. Oh, so it that the current excuse for not doing a weighin? OK, adding that to the list!
Hamber still looking around more than actually talking to the camera, her audience. It's very dispeckful. Still not looking at the camera when she claims she weighs the lowest she has in "I wanna say...six years" which is, as it happens the same number of years HIPAA requires as the minimum number of years medical records are to be kept.What a coincidence. Also a lie, Hamber. We've seen the sinking levels of your fat. Eventually, you'll be all fupa, gunt, and tree trunk legs. Congrats in advance, Fatty.
Oh, FFS. She's going to be MenopauseLynn now and mention it every fucking chance she gets to get commiseration in the comments. We know you were not taking your estradiol as you should have been, lardass, but do you, and keep menopause in the Book o' Excuses. Oh, and here's that tried and true excuse: swolleeeeen in the lymphedema. That doesn't affect weight loss, you absolute bag of rocks. You do not gain a pound in swelleeeen for every pound that's lost. Take responsibility for ONCE in your miserable fucking life and stop blaming other people or things. Hamber says "You'd think with eating less calories and low sodium" that wouldn't be happening, and JFC, Fat Ham, you're eating frozen processed shit from plastic bags. Have you even looked at the nutrition labels? No, thought not.
Look at the goddamned camera. Without eyefucking yourself.
It's been "hours" since we just saw her. Right, time for that 10 PM dinner, I guess. Hamber says she made "tortelliti" - "Did I say that wrong?" Yes, you wannabe quirky attention-seeking whore, but you knew that. Ah, first use of menopause: "Whew. Sorry, hot flash. menopause!" I can see this is going to be so common that I'll wind up abbreviating it as MOP. Just give us the fucking menu, Fatty. Frozen cheese tortellini from a bag, shrimp (WTF?) and sauteed zucchini and onion. All tossed on a plate and mixed together.
JFC. LEARN TO COOK. Put forth one iota of effort into learning which foods go together and how to make a decent plate instead of just throwing it on the damn plate and stirring it all together. You respect food as much as you respect your audience: not at all. You need to learn to appreciate the food. You have plenty of time and the money to go get a Masterclass membership and go through any or all of the cooking lessons in it. At the very least, maybe you'll make something other than beige food.
They're going to watch 90 Day Fiancee "which we're behind". You're behind it? How about you learn some respect for language, too. There are writers on masterclass, too. You have all the time in the world to watch your shitty "reality" shows. How the fuck are you behind on any of it.
Stupid and tedious back and forth between Hamber and her My Gorlfriend, Wipey about how many "behind are we on Mama June?" WE DON'T CARE. Skip.
Has to interrupt her meal to give us an important message. Claims to have had no takeout, no soda since Monday (it's Friday, allegedly, in this video) and to have cooked every meal she has eaten, three meals a day. Claims to not setting calories per day, but on a per meal basis, and she's been consistent with that. Not buying it, Fat Ham. Claims she got her muh mentalz meds refilled and she's taking them. Her My Gorlfriend, Wipey says she's so proud of her, and naturally Hamber has to once again disrespect her audience by not cutting this bullshit out of the video. Blah blah blah, blah blah blah. Her chest is really red, and was in the last one, too. BP of 111 over something, my ass.
They're going shopping, of course, after they eat. And naturally she ignores the fact that incidental music in stores is not going to get a copyright strike. Oh, imagine that: they don't actually need anything, or even have anything in mind, They're just mindlessly shopping: exactly as I said in the last reap: vapid, mindless consumerism. Not going to detail all the shit she runs her beetus paws over, because I don't care and skipped this shit.
Back at the "luxery" apartment. Spent 88 bucks on shoes, body lotion, ginger candy snack, but she doesn't snack, y'all, and another fucking purse. Almost a hundred bucks on bullshit they didn't t need. Way to go, watching those pennies, SaverLynn. They stopped at Wommart to buy water. WTF are you buying PLASTIC bottles of water. You have a functional fucking kitchen. Spend money wisely: get a fucking Britta.
Says - once again - that she's "been loving vlogging for" her audience that she hates. Oh, and once again with the "if it looks like I've been crying" bullshit. Just say your fucking cried about thing xyz, goddamn. Stop looking for validation from the audience you can't stand. Starts yammering about a Billie Eilish song and ties it to her cancer or some shit.
Opens a giant fucking bag of makeup. Says she doesn't wear makeup much these days. We noticed. Starts pulling crap out of the back and reading the labels to us, as she does. Just save whatever you want and throw the rest away. Skipping. Three fucking minutes of this filler crap.
Had one of those packs of salami and crackers and cheese and is going to eat an orange and the end, thankfully.
TL;DW/R: Hamber starts off failing to show she's actually PerfectGramarLynn, the first half of the video is weight loss talk - but this is not a weightloss channel, guise! - watches an old video of hers from 2019 and tells us she's loss 80, 90 pounds but naturally won't do a weighin, she eats processed, packaged beige food and mixes it all on a single plate, they go to a store for no reason, and wind up spending almost a hundred bucks on four items that are crap, she sorts through a giant makeup bag for three minutes. detailing all the shit she's keeping versus throwing away. Back to nontent. The End.
Some examined "lifes" are not worth living. - Me
my diet update, shopping, & makeup declutter | vlog 5 - August 6, 2022
Stupid intro.
July 22, 20223, "supposively".
Hamber, because she can't get enough of herself, is watching her old videos. Says she feels like she has "lived so many lifes [sic]". GrammarLynn, out in the wild once more. It astonishes me how she is simply incapable of learning the proper pronunciation or usage of common words, continually saying things like "lifes" or "I haven't ate". People say her doing that is just a troll, but much of it isn't. She's just an idiot at the English language. How do we know? Just read her terrible poetry or prose. Or listen to her try totell us about what she's "ate" and how everyone has "different lifes".
Shows us a stopped video from 2019 - ironically, talking about how she has been doing a lot of vlogging lately - and demonstrating how not much has changed. She says she's much thinner now. Great, now we get her stupid "workout" with the pink hand weights, which were relegated to the window "seal", never to be seen again.
Claims her arms look bigger now due to weight loss, and that's because they are"inflated". No, TrainerLynn, that is not the way it works, and your arms then were just as big as they are now. Thinks, with her fucking vocal fry, that she's down "90 pounds, 80 pounds" from that video to now. Nope. Not based on the weights you claimed during that time to now.
Fat Ham says people keep asking why she uses 572 as her starting weight. Says, let's go back to the livestream era (Hi, Hamber! Thanks for reading!). Claims she was "three pounds away" from that weight. Sure. Says that's when she "started her weight loss journee" and she's lost "80. 90 pounds" since then, and it took her a year to do it. '
A lot of talk about weight loss on a "this channel is not about weight loss" situation type deal.
She's still using that fucking vocal fry as if it's attractive or makes her sound intelligent or special. It doesn't, Fat Ham. It makes you sound like a fat fucking idiot whose fat is strangling her neck. Knock it off and speak like a normal human being.
Hamber and her My Gorlfriend, Wipey, are cooking, at 4:43 PM. I suppose if you don't get up until late morning, that would be lunch. Well, they're more assembling than "cooking": pierogies (frozen, from a bag), corn on the cob, which they will slather with Not Butter Country Crock Oil in a Tub, and in the microwave, a "veggie chicken burger" - so, frozen fake meat? Seems like it.Great "cooking"!
"I know I'm annoying." Wash your nasty, greasy hair, you goddamned pig.
Says she wants to put ore weight loss bullshit in the videos (calories, whatever), but when she does, she always manages to fuck up and fail. Oh, so it that the current excuse for not doing a weighin? OK, adding that to the list!
Hamber still looking around more than actually talking to the camera, her audience. It's very dispeckful. Still not looking at the camera when she claims she weighs the lowest she has in "I wanna say...six years" which is, as it happens the same number of years HIPAA requires as the minimum number of years medical records are to be kept.What a coincidence. Also a lie, Hamber. We've seen the sinking levels of your fat. Eventually, you'll be all fupa, gunt, and tree trunk legs. Congrats in advance, Fatty.
Oh, FFS. She's going to be MenopauseLynn now and mention it every fucking chance she gets to get commiseration in the comments. We know you were not taking your estradiol as you should have been, lardass, but do you, and keep menopause in the Book o' Excuses. Oh, and here's that tried and true excuse: swolleeeeen in the lymphedema. That doesn't affect weight loss, you absolute bag of rocks. You do not gain a pound in swelleeeen for every pound that's lost. Take responsibility for ONCE in your miserable fucking life and stop blaming other people or things. Hamber says "You'd think with eating less calories and low sodium" that wouldn't be happening, and JFC, Fat Ham, you're eating frozen processed shit from plastic bags. Have you even looked at the nutrition labels? No, thought not.
Look at the goddamned camera. Without eyefucking yourself.
It's been "hours" since we just saw her. Right, time for that 10 PM dinner, I guess. Hamber says she made "tortelliti" - "Did I say that wrong?" Yes, you wannabe quirky attention-seeking whore, but you knew that. Ah, first use of menopause: "Whew. Sorry, hot flash. menopause!" I can see this is going to be so common that I'll wind up abbreviating it as MOP. Just give us the fucking menu, Fatty. Frozen cheese tortellini from a bag, shrimp (WTF?) and sauteed zucchini and onion. All tossed on a plate and mixed together.
JFC. LEARN TO COOK. Put forth one iota of effort into learning which foods go together and how to make a decent plate instead of just throwing it on the damn plate and stirring it all together. You respect food as much as you respect your audience: not at all. You need to learn to appreciate the food. You have plenty of time and the money to go get a Masterclass membership and go through any or all of the cooking lessons in it. At the very least, maybe you'll make something other than beige food.
They're going to watch 90 Day Fiancee "which we're behind". You're behind it? How about you learn some respect for language, too. There are writers on masterclass, too. You have all the time in the world to watch your shitty "reality" shows. How the fuck are you behind on any of it.
Stupid and tedious back and forth between Hamber and her My Gorlfriend, Wipey about how many "behind are we on Mama June?" WE DON'T CARE. Skip.
Has to interrupt her meal to give us an important message. Claims to have had no takeout, no soda since Monday (it's Friday, allegedly, in this video) and to have cooked every meal she has eaten, three meals a day. Claims to not setting calories per day, but on a per meal basis, and she's been consistent with that. Not buying it, Fat Ham. Claims she got her muh mentalz meds refilled and she's taking them. Her My Gorlfriend, Wipey says she's so proud of her, and naturally Hamber has to once again disrespect her audience by not cutting this bullshit out of the video. Blah blah blah, blah blah blah. Her chest is really red, and was in the last one, too. BP of 111 over something, my ass.
They're going shopping, of course, after they eat. And naturally she ignores the fact that incidental music in stores is not going to get a copyright strike. Oh, imagine that: they don't actually need anything, or even have anything in mind, They're just mindlessly shopping: exactly as I said in the last reap: vapid, mindless consumerism. Not going to detail all the shit she runs her beetus paws over, because I don't care and skipped this shit.
Back at the "luxery" apartment. Spent 88 bucks on shoes, body lotion, ginger candy snack, but she doesn't snack, y'all, and another fucking purse. Almost a hundred bucks on bullshit they didn't t need. Way to go, watching those pennies, SaverLynn. They stopped at Wommart to buy water. WTF are you buying PLASTIC bottles of water. You have a functional fucking kitchen. Spend money wisely: get a fucking Britta.
Says - once again - that she's "been loving vlogging for" her audience that she hates. Oh, and once again with the "if it looks like I've been crying" bullshit. Just say your fucking cried about thing xyz, goddamn. Stop looking for validation from the audience you can't stand. Starts yammering about a Billie Eilish song and ties it to her cancer or some shit.
Opens a giant fucking bag of makeup. Says she doesn't wear makeup much these days. We noticed. Starts pulling crap out of the back and reading the labels to us, as she does. Just save whatever you want and throw the rest away. Skipping. Three fucking minutes of this filler crap.
Had one of those packs of salami and crackers and cheese and is going to eat an orange and the end, thankfully.
TL;DW/R: Hamber starts off failing to show she's actually PerfectGramarLynn, the first half of the video is weight loss talk - but this is not a weightloss channel, guise! - watches an old video of hers from 2019 and tells us she's loss 80, 90 pounds but naturally won't do a weighin, she eats processed, packaged beige food and mixes it all on a single plate, they go to a store for no reason, and wind up spending almost a hundred bucks on four items that are crap, she sorts through a giant makeup bag for three minutes. detailing all the shit she's keeping versus throwing away. Back to nontent. The End.
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But it’s not The End is it Sitch?
In a day or two FatAl is gonna make a brand new video exactly the same as her last 2 million videos. And a few days after that another......
I worry for your sanity gorl. And I appreciate you taking the hit for the team.
In a day or two FatAl is gonna make a brand new video exactly the same as her last 2 million videos. And a few days after that another......
I worry for your sanity gorl. And I appreciate you taking the hit for the team.