🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[FupaCitySheriff]

May you grow fat and dumb little Ried.

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Lol jk. I hope that if you exist your father gets custody

Next, Fatty will be claiming that all little girls named Rhea are named after her shitty graphics in her Amberlynn Reia era.

Psychologists are only allowed to write prescriptions in 5 states with an advanced degree and Amber doesn’t live in any of those states.

Source

Dirty, greasy, unwashed, unkempt, smelly - are the only 5 states Fatty knows

After all these years Amberlynn Reid has finally got what she wanted; a weight loss method that doesn't involve eating less or moving more.

All it took was the persistence to stick with the long term development of a life altering illness.

Fatty's gone from claiming she doesn't take pills because of her parents' addictions - really, it's just too much effort for her to bother every day - to someone who's regularly injecting. The acorn never falls far from the tree.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Fatty's gone from claiming she doesn't take pills because of her parents' addictions - really, it's just too much effort for her to bother every day - to someone who's regularly injecting. The acorn never falls far from the tree.

That claim has always been bullshit to me. But I laughed at her ginning up symptoms she read right off WebMD, just to get her hands on muh mentalz meds when they were living at Eric & Ricky's. Now she has her (not so) magic needle for weight loss and she's sniffing around, working up to faking her way to an ADHD dx, for more meds. Just get your My Gorlfriend, Wipey, to score you some coke, Fatty.

 

[beansoup]

That claim has always been bullshit to me. But I laughed at her ginning up symptoms she read right off WebMD, just to get her hands on muh mentalz meds when they were living at Eric & Ricky's. Now she has her (not so) magic needle for weight loss and she's sniffing around, working up to faking her way to an ADHD dx, for more meds. Just get your My Gorlfriend, Wipey, to score you some coke, Fatty.

I really am curious how her quest for stimulants will go. They're highly regulated, as I've said previously, but they require close monitoring by a psychiatrist (not an MD or ER doctor, psychologist or therapist, as @mythical mother stated earlier). She's known to be non-compliant with her meds and I honestly can't imagine her getting anything beyond a simple ritalin, which doesn't offer much relief (for actual ADHD symptoms, not her made up ones).
I'm going to assume she's going to try to get vyvanse, which is not only expensive (over $300 for a month supply as there is no generic), but it's also the only medication prescribed to help both ADHD symptoms and binge eating because stimulants  should curb appetite, but as it's been said previously by many of us at this point: Amber does not eat out of physical hunger. She has a psychological  want to eat. She could be on all the stimulants in the world and it wouldn't put a dent in her eating pattern, and I'm going to assume she thinks more is more, as with everything. Fun fact, the higher dosage of stimulants you take beyond what is required to manage symptoms, the less they're effective and will just circle back around to where you started (for people with actual ADHD that is).
TL;DR Amber is fat and will always be fat and will die fat.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Just throwing out an FYI...

If ya'll are using a standard TDEE calculator for creatures like ALR and using the 'sedentary' setting, it's calculating high.

This article spells it out nicely. Sedentary activity level means actually going grocery shopping, walking your dog, cleaning the house, etc. It's standard daily activities without intentional exercise.

There are different multipliers applied to BMR based on activity level. While this calculator doesn't reach up to ALR's impressive mass, it has the multipliers to be applied at the bottom of the page for use with a BMR calculator that will accommodate her girth. For example, if you are calculating the TDEE for someone who's practically bedbound, the multiplier is less than 1.4. I like to use 1.1-1.3 for someone like ALR.

So no, she can't shed a ton of weight consuming upwards of 3,000 calories per day. She requires approximately 2,800-3,700 calories per day to maintain her body mass provided she lives a less than sedentary lifestyle (which she does). This hefalump would lose weight quite nicely on 2,200 calories per day, and have impressive results at a manageable 2,000 calories per day.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

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Improvement.

Late but she looks like a elden ringed version of a dragonfly with those double rib wings.

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

I can't find the thing now but I guess Hamberlynn is saying she's had CT scans since her cancer? Except she's too big for the machines. They have a weight limit of 450 pounds. I don't understand her lying about shit so easy to prove. Is she that sure she's smarter than everyone or does she just really not care that no one believes her?
And another goodwill pile? More shit they're gonna throw on the ground outside the building to make room for more crap they don't need that they'll just throw in the pile in 6 months. Continuing to be the most wasteful bitch on this planet.

She (and/or My Girlfriend Wipey) is out here being a full-force cunt on Instagram, of course. It’s one of the only things she can do consistently.

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Okay victimlynn, you're a 31 year old woman. Grow the fuck up and stop using it as an excuse. A couple days ago, you were using your parents as beacons of being taught respect and compassion. Either you were a tortured child or you weren't. Pick a lane.

She also claims she feels nauseous all the time and doesn't want to eat

Lies. And even if she DOES feel nausea, she'll still eat just like with the other weight loss pill she took. She'll use the nausea as an excuse to quit so she can stuff her face like she wants to.

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ME WANT FEWDDDDDDDDDDS

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SIZE 6 DRAWLS ALSO CAN WE MAKE THIS A EMOTE CAUSE I CANT LMAO

This is horrifying, how is she not fully ashamed that her clothes are that huge? And part is folded over in her hand! How are you gonna be smug while holding an actual tent's worth of fabric?

A 500 pound 6 foot tall man is huge. A 500 pound short woman is a circle.

Unrelated but if Amber's wearing 6X panties (63 inches per googling,) and she's 5'3 thats literally as big around as she is tall

This is what's so jarring. I forget sometimes she's that short. She literally sat and ate herself into a circle. Bravo to Gluttonlynn.

 

[Asmobaby]

My theory is she wrapped the cord from the blinds around her little brother's neck on purpose and then acted like she saved him so she could be a hero and not fat. Speculating of course, but it totally seems like something she would do.

Holy shit. You made me think of something I haven't even thought of 'til now. If Hamber had ever actually had a kid, she'd be a total Munchie.

Munchies are overwhelmingly narcissistic, social-media addicted and hypochondriac all rolled into one. But yeah, instead of hurting themselves, they choose to victimize their own offspring - all the while basking in the "glow" of all of that concern and attention.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

Lies. And even if she DOES feel nausea, she'll still eat just like with the other weight loss pill she took. She'll use the nausea as an excuse to quit so she can stuff her face like she wants to.

Yes, we know this. Just give it a day or max two, fren.

 

[TomatilloSalsa]

Even if that girl was being serious, Reid/Reed is an extremely common, generic name that no normal person would immediately associate with ALR. And if she (hopefully) regrets this later, if her son ever asks, she can just say she thought the name "sounded nice" or something and leave it at that.

Before I looked at the screenshot I was expecting someone to say they named their daughter Amberlynn (trashy, but, again, it's not an immediately distinctive name the way Elvis or Madonna is).

Imagine him giving his full name and some hospital registrar or DMV employee being like, "Reid? Are you related to the Lexington, Kentucky Reids?"

 

[low sodium]

cancer update, salmon dinner recipe, & baby pics of me | vlog 4​

Aug 4, 2022

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[FupaCitySheriff]

The newest Smurf character.... drum roll.....
Fatty Smurf

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

I've not even watched the video and I can already tell this is a clickbait title to bring in views. Look at that forced worry look in the thumbnail. Jesus.....

 

[Stop The Lying Gorls]

cancer update, salmon dinner recipe, & baby pics of me | vlog 4​

Aug 4, 2022
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So this heifer hasn’t seen a doctor in 2 years? What a loser!

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Imagine going to see a specialist doctor when you look (and no doubt smell) like you’re homeless. Use some shampoo FFS.
I see her aversion to plastic has gone the same way as Wasabi Dot. She even has her drinks put in a beaker so it’s easier for her not to spill, just like a toddler.

THIS HAS REALLY PISSED ME OFF - Fatty turns up to see her oncologist… and would you fucking believe it, she’s not on the system. FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD, YOU LYING FAT CUNT. STOP TELLING FUCKING LIES ABOUT PEOPLE WHO DO NOTHING BUT TRY TO HELP PEOPLE. THEY DO MORE GOOD IN ONE MORNING THAN YOU WILL EVER DO WITH YOUR ENTIRE PISS-POOR LIFE.
It’s just the same as when she orders X and strangely ends up with 3 times the amount of food AND it’s all what she usually orders.

THIS FAT CUNT AND THE WAY SHE LIES ABOUT MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS.

Sorry for the rant, everyone x

 

[mekalekahi]

I vividly remember in a vlog from when Becky was still around, her saying that she stopped taking that medication either by choice or she didn’t fill it. She said she didn’t feel any different etc so she once again ignored doctors and did whatever she wanted with medicine or medical advice. I would go as far as saying this bitch never even took it.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I got pissed off just looking at the fatass trying to look pensive in the thumbnail and once again CLICKBAITING HER HEALTH, so I decided to check in to see if it will be what I think it is when I go to watch it. Once again, I am reminded that not every can be saved - and there are instances when no attempts should even be made.

I really am curious how her quest for stimulants will go. They're highly regulated,

They certainly are, and for good reason.

as I've said previously, but they require close monitoring by a psychiatrist (not an MD or ER doctor, psychologist or therapist, as @mythical mother stated earlier). She's known to be non-compliant with her meds and I honestly can't imagine her getting anything beyond a simple ritalin, which doesn't offer much relief (for actual ADHD symptoms, not her made up ones).

I take heart in the fact that a) she probably is not going to get that scrip and b) unless it's that strip mall shrink helping people get disability bennies, any reputable doc wold refuse any refills for her because she will inevitably be noncompliant, as we know.

I'm going to assume she's going to try to get vyvanse, which is not only expensive (over $300 for a month supply as there is no generic), but it's also the only medication

With insurance or without? Another thing we know: Hamber doesn't have insurance.

TL;DR Amber is fat and will always be fat and will die fat.

There needs to be a Law for this. Hamber's Constant?

So no, she can't shed a ton of weight consuming upwards of 3,000 calories per day. She requires approximately 2,800-3,700 calories per day to maintain her body mass provided she lives a less than sedentary lifestyle (which she does). This hefalump would lose weight quite nicely on 2,200 calories per day, and have impressive results at a manageable 2,000 calories per day.

Ha ha ha. Joke's on you, haydur! Hamber's a medical fucking mystery who could eat air and not lose weight. According to Hamber.

I can't find the thing now but I guess Hamberlynn is saying she's had CT scans since her cancer? Except she's too big for the machines. They have a weight limit of 450 pounds. I

It was her snotty answer on an IG Q&A, claimig she's had multiple CTs over the past two years, which is just another fucking lie. She's too big for the bore, too fucking fat for the table weight limit.

don't understand her lying about shit so easy to prove. Is she that sure she's smarter than everyone or does she just really not care that no one believes her?

Her lying is pathological, friend. It's her nature.

Imagine him giving his full name and some hospital registrar or DMV employee being like, "Reid? Are you related to the Lexington, Kentucky Reids?"

Think of the shitshow THAT could be, as reality TV.

 

[Babygorlwhisperer]

in this season of the Grand'OHungry, they pull out the big guns for real.
Jade Productions faked her first night scene at daytime. was hard to notice but Amber dropped the Clou, or phone.

in this scene she talks about taking her Melatonin and going to bed.

when she drops her phone you see daylight.

when she picks her phone up its dark again.
her pupils do not indicate a big light source in the room. must be some filter shit.
questions remains, WHY?

oh and another thing,
maybe i am petty here, but in

we went to target and she bought cat/dog food
new video, you see them in the right corner.

in my opinion, this was the same day. why would she suddenly hit us so hard with the dates , to conceal some fuckery of course.
she did it all on the same day. all the melatonin shit was weak attempt to create some drama. Amber getting up early, please.
and what did she do in the cancer clinic? walking through some halls to find out there is no appointment for Fatso. Computer says NO. i wished she filmed that.
she is fucking with us to get her some views.
Newsflash for Amber, not even cancer can help you now.

 

[Chía P.]

She's really manic in here. Let me guess: Jade didn't swallow the emotional manipulation after coming back from vacations and Amber panicked and wants to show her she can be a functional adult and that of course she can only achieve that with the support of her carer.

Just wait until both of them get comfortable again and Amber will stop pretending she doesn't want to stuff her face with KFC bowls and chocolate. (Ozempic has no chance against her gluttony)

 

[M.T. Graves]

Wouldn’t need melatonin if you did anything during the day fatass. Of course you can’t sleep, you never really started your day. Your brain and body are like “Sleep? You haven’t moved for 14 hours.”

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Ya wanna lose weight, ya Fat Fucksickle? Go the Meth Momma route. Lose the OZ injections and get your black wipey, caretaker, gorlfriend to mainline ya some meth just like momma.

You WILL lose weight. You'll also become completely psychotic, as if you weren't there already.

Don't ask Slappy how he knows.