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No,no. It didn't work the first week because of personal reasons.
I just want to hurry up and get to the part where she stops taking it and gains back all the weight + 150 pounds.
🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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No,no. It didn't work the first week because of personal reasons.
I just want to hurry up and get to the part where she stops taking it and gains back all the weight + 150 pounds.
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Is anyone else losing their mind over this new vocal fry that she has? I swear it wasn't this bad before.
I've heard before that she mimics the speech patterns of her partners, but I'm pretty sure it used to just be vocabulary.
I've heard before that she mimics the speech patterns of her partners, but I'm pretty sure it used to just be vocabulary.
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I've said it before, but with all the shit, stories and rumors that surround Her Royal Fatness, you sometimes forget just how fucking huge and grotesque she actually is.
I live in England and am sat here watching The Commonwealth Games (like Pan-Am Games). Women's Super-Heavyweight weightlifting has come on and the weight limit is above 87 kg, which is over 192 pounds. Fatty weighs over 2 and a half times that. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
I live in England and am sat here watching The Commonwealth Games (like Pan-Am Games). Women's Super-Heavyweight weightlifting has come on and the weight limit is above 87 kg, which is over 192 pounds. Fatty weighs over 2 and a half times that. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
We're All Going To Hell
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I almost threw up in my mouth. That is every struggling college kid income.
If this bitch ever says shes not privileged.
All the tophats.
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Thought I was the only one that noticed this! It becomes very apparent when you compare her voice/vocal patterns to how she used to speak in her older vids.
2017:
2022:
No, Hamber has not "always had vocal fry" as someone here pointed out to me once. There is a drastic difference in her vocal pattern. Even in how she elooooooongaaaaates her words now, too. I mean, c'mon, we aren't the only ones noticing this.
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If this new vocal fry phase goes on too long, she will develop nodes which can only be removed via surgery.
Imagine the pity points she will try to get from that.
Imagine the pity points she will try to get from that.
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There was never a H in her life, you don't need a doctor's assessment.
Fat Jabba is running out of air.
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She literally weighs more than your average male silverback gorilla
. Literally. I’ve seen a silverback in person and it was YUGE!!!Just trying to wrap my head around the fact that a human being can be physically larger than said primate is fucking mind blowing.
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Also funny: back in one of the videos when she was cronching Sonic ice she mentioned her "anemia". Bitch, the only reason you were anemic before is because you were bleeding out your dainty period hole "for two years" and didn't go see a fucking doctor. And - since she mentioned her perfect, 3.9 GPA-level blood work, and how her levels were "all over the place" when she had cancer, which the doctors kept saying was a UTI - because she didn't go see the RIGHT doctor. Since that time (and no mentions of receiving any transfusions back then, btw) you cannot sit there on your smug shelf ass and claim you're anemic, still: the original problem is gone, and you just described your bloodwork as normal.
Funny how this "meat creeps me out, please cut this" wasn't something she did in any other era. Especially considering that her nanosecond vegan phase was in the Density era. One would think after watching all that
Hey, 12-14 pounds and she'll be a skinny legend, shitlord.
Then she'd lose a pound, and tell us all how she was down 101 ell bees.
From the very beginning of her My Gorlfriend, Wipey, moving in, my friend, yes. Because she has no personality, she adopts the traits of the caretaker she has. Krystle: very little accent, even the regional Eastern seaboard or the greater Ballmore area (and those of you from that area or who have lived in it know what I'm talking about). Density and Becky, both hicks: Southern, or whatever that butchering of the accent she did was. Wipey: AAVE, lower tonals, vocal fry. We've heard the first two from her My Gorlfriend, Wipey's, background chatter. The only thing we're missing in the third, but only because we dont hear anything extended from her, really. However, in one of those "we bought xyz" vids, Hamber is seeking approval, and asks "Do you like it baybee?" and you can hear the fry coming in at the back of the response. I'm betting her My Gorlfriend, Wipey, has a good case of lazy fry going on, so of course, Fat Ham has adopted it.
If only. Imagine her having to not talk or cry or screech at the animals, or cackle like some delusional actor auditioning for a role as a witch. Knowingher, she'd try another round of ASMR, tapping variety, punching out video narrative from her keyboard.
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Even more jarring when you realize she's only 5 foot 1. If she weren't Amber she would legitimately be a dainty gorl. At that height, obesity starts at 160 pounds. At that height, a healthy woman can weigh under 100 pounds. A 500 pound 6 foot tall man is huge. A 500 pound short woman is a circle.She literally weighs more than your average male silverback gorilla
Just trying to wrap my head around the fact that a human being can be physically larger than said primate is fucking mind blowing.
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She is 5' 3" but at her weight, does it really matter? If you look at the TDEE of a sedentary 5' 3" 31-year-old woman weighing 141 pounds (BMI of 25), this woman would need between 1,588 and 1,820 calories to maintain her weight. Thus, her 1,700 calories diet that she has been on for a few weeks is absolutely rubbish. If indeed, she was on 1,700 calories as she said, she would be losing tons of weight. It is obvious that she was not, probably closer than 4,000 calories a day.
Amber said many times that she needs to eat more because she is "a big girl". This is patently false if she wants to lose weight. She needs to eat more than a 200-pound woman if she wants to keep her present weight. The few pounds she will lose on Ozempic will be quickly gained back as soon as she quit the medication.
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It's kinda funny or sad idk that a healthy 5 foot 1 female could weight 95 pounds and Amber got a BMI of 95.
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Improvement.
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This take I actually really agree with. Kids do stuff like this all the time (though most instances are a lot more innocent than putting the brother in a deathly situation) to obtain praise as a learned behavior. Considering their methhead parents I'd say it doubled as a cry for attention (any attention, positive or negative) and also a low ditch effort to get some kind of praise ("you saved your brother! you're a hero amberlynn!")
That's of course if you believe it ever happened in the first place.
Unrelated but if Amber's wearing 6X panties (63 inches per googling,) and she's 5'3 thats literally as big around as she is tall. I'm a short lady, I wouldn't be able to wrap myself head to toe around her girth if someone paid me a million dollars to do so just because it would be impossible, physically. Let alone the fact I would die from the stench entering the room to do it.
Absolute insanity.
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The more you know about Amber the funnier this picture becomes
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This is definitely, by far, the worst version of Hamber, ever. Her most recent antics have made me so MATI I lack the words to describe it.
Being someone who works in healthcare, watching this boar willing destroy her body while simultaneously abusing the system in every way that she can, and in doing so taking away from people who ACTUALLY NEED IT is so, so infuriating.
The recent Instagram responses made me much less mad; this sassy drama starting gorl arc she’s trying to spin really ain’t it, at all. Did she pick up on the fact that the “beef” with Chantal might be helpful for her channel, and is now trying to stir up drama on purpose? No thanks.
However, it’s amusing to see just how much the “absorbing the personality of current butler” factor is showing now. She really thinks she’s now a sassy black woman, huh.
Being someone who works in healthcare, watching this boar willing destroy her body while simultaneously abusing the system in every way that she can, and in doing so taking away from people who ACTUALLY NEED IT is so, so infuriating.
The recent Instagram responses made me much less mad; this sassy drama starting gorl arc she’s trying to spin really ain’t it, at all. Did she pick up on the fact that the “beef” with Chantal might be helpful for her channel, and is now trying to stir up drama on purpose? No thanks.
However, it’s amusing to see just how much the “absorbing the personality of current butler” factor is showing now. She really thinks she’s now a sassy black woman, huh.
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She's going from "gorl" to "gurrrl."
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Fat people say this. Its like the big boned thing they say to alleviate fears for themselves and others instead of admitting that there may actually be a reason within their control for their weight.
Amber has always said "she needs more food because shes a bigger gorl" because this beast has not only stretched out her stomach but also only feels "full" when shes stuffed to the brim and doesnt follow normal hunger cues. Her body doesnt even know what hunger cues or portion sizes are anymore.
She doesnt even have to worry about the ozempic weight loss because she powers through not being hungry and nourishes her body with crap food that has no nutritional value. Shes gotta be good to her body though and just power through. Gotta keep those calories up, dont wanna be malnourished.
You really want those top hats dont you.
Its showing more, shes got the wide mouth cackle back and shes going the obnoxious loud black girl stereotype. Shes gonna start getting more racist its just a matter of time. I cant wait till someone calls her out for it in public and she melts down.