🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[StrawberryDouche]

All of the information along with searchable case numbers on the arrests and convictions of the woman who raised Amber right can be found here.

Who are you going to believe, Amber? The legal documents or your lying, granny strangling mother?

Eat several dicks, fatty.

 

[evelynhopewell]

All of the information along with searchable case numbers on the arrests and convictions of the woman who raised Amber right can be found here.

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Who are you going to believe, Amber? The legal documents or your lying, granny strangling mother?

Eat several dicks, fatty.

It's pretty obvious to me that Amber is a vile, selfish, dispeckful piece of shit but defending her felonious drug addicted abusive mother is a new low I never would've guessed she'd reach. Congrats on adding another layer to your neverending shittiness, I guess.

 

[AnonymousThrowLala]

Why would she help with medical bills? And vet bills for animals that aren’t hers?? Is this like that time Becky bought ALR engagement rings with “her own money”? This shit doesn’t even make sense, yikes.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

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It’s public record but okay Hamber. Also, you’ve proven yourself to be a terribly unreliable source.

This is 1000% Not Jade writing for her (since every sock created by Onision was called Not Greg, I’m stealing that shit).

You want to know what I find “astonishing”, Not Jade? That your fat bitch has teeth rotting out, rebound headaches from taking too much Advil, diabetes, can’t travel more than 2 hours without swelling and stopping for fast food leaving that new car covered in crumbs, elevated bilirubin, enlarged lymph nodes, constant cellulitis, lymphedema, fungal infections, too lazy to piss in the toilet, can’t be left alone for more than a couple of hours, skeet skeet skeet falls, etc.

Is that lawsuit really worth all this? I’m curious.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Who are you going to believe, Amber? The legal documents or your lying, granny strangling mother?

One of the finest responses to ever grace this here web site.

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Why would she help with medical bills? And vet bills for animals that aren’t hers?? Is this like that time Becky bought ALR engagement rings with “her own money”? This shit doesn’t even make sense, yikes.

Well, of course your fat ass isn't used to it. You get your "gf"s to quit their jobs so they can be around and up your shelf ass 24/7 to cater to whatever you want, in addition to becoming reliant on you for anything that costs money. Just how the fuck would they be able to pay for half of all the shit? Stupid CuntasaurusLynn

This is 1000% Not Jade writing for her (since every sock created by Onision was called Not Greg, I’m stealing that shit).

Seems that way. There's no punctuation in that response, which we've seen before in suspect responses. BTW, Hamber's My Gorlfriend, Wifey, AKA Jade Francis of New York, currently residing in Lexington, KY, it's "lengths" not "length". You could at least use phrases properly if you're going to type out bullshit without punctuation. Hey, maybe you ould ask GrammarLynn about that! After all, she's "kinda OCD" about using proper grammar in every situation (<------- note correct usage of "situation").

Is that lawsuit really worth all this? I’m curious.

Her My Gorlfriend, Wifey, didn't understand how much of that money train had already left the station.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

This is 1000% Not Jade writing for her (since every sock created by Onision was called Not Greg, I’m stealing that shit).

You want to know what I find “astonishing”, Not Jade? That your fat bitch has teeth rotting out, rebound headaches from taking too much Advil, diabetes, can’t travel more than 2 hours without swelling and stopping for fast food leaving that new car covered in crumbs, elevated bilirubin, enlarged lymph nodes, constant cellulitis, lymphedema, fungal infections, too lazy to piss in the toilet, can’t be left alone for more than a couple of hours, skeet skeet skeet falls, etc.

Is that lawsuit really worth all this? I’m curious.

As a reward for living the life of someone looking after an infirm 80 year old and a toddler, My Gorlfriend gets to help pay for Fatty's medical bills. Seeing as these bills will only increase year after year, I sure hope My Gorlfriend wins her court case cos she's gonna need that money.
NO ONE BELIEVES THIS BULLSHIT AMBER. NO ONE.

 

[Insulin reid]

What does Amber gain for claiming she doesn't take her medications for long stretches at a time? What is she trying to prove? Then again lolcows aren't known for their brainpower.

Asspats and "oh poor babys"
Amber is a young adult book protagonist. She has to be bolth strong and weak, simultaneously protected and uwu-ed and also praised for bravery and strength either physical or emotional. This is just one of her "talking points" if you will, to gain sympathy for one or the other.

She simultaneously doesnt take any meds for a long period of time and tells us (illicits sad uwu must protect emotions from audience)
And shes recently told us she takes her fake estrogen religiously like her doctor said (like a good little girl and good little girls deserve praise)

This is usually done one after the other either in the same week or two or even the same video, because she loves to be in the 3rd act underdog protag is sad molment of the story and the 4th act overcoming said problem and being triumphant part of the story.

People typically start at .25mg of Ozemic and work their way up because the stomach pain and vomiting is intense, how people lose weight. Each pen has 2mg, the max dosage. It's a weekly injection and skipping a week can start the stomach apocalypse all over again. It's also $1048 without insurance. This idiot could be spending $1048 a week to lose, at best, 20lbs if she's on the max dosage. It would be easier if she just became bulimic. The gas is unholy too. It smells like rotten eggs. Amber probably smells like a corpse already. Imagine what she smells like now.

Edit: People on Ozempic do get used to it but it takes about 3 months. After that the weight loss stops unless they up the dosage.

Amber will 100% ditch it because it wont give her the instant weight loss magical transformation she wants.

Doesnt matter either way though because amber will never let a lack of appetite stop her from eating food, even food she claims to not like. The new medication is just a really big expense for no real reason other than trying to buy time or try another idea that doesnt involve her being honest with her therapist with her issues and shovling less food into her mouth.

 

[Doxmatix]

Why would she help with medical bills? And vet bills for animals that aren’t hers?? Is this like that time Becky bought ALR engagement rings with “her own money”? This shit doesn’t even make sense, yikes.

"Like wow, so not something I am used to"

I'm sorry what? She has had 4 gorlfriends before Jade and 3 out of 4 of them paid either 100% of her food and living expenses, or they paid at least half if not more.

Casey & Family - Supported her fat ass
Krystal & Family - Supported her fat ass
Destiny - Worked full time while Amber barely worked a few hours a week

 

[Xenomorph]

Ambers hunger isnt physical its mental and if this prevents her stuffing her piehole for feel good chemical brain juice she is gonna abandon it faster than gracie.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

"Like wow, so not something I am used to"

I'm sorry what? She has had 4 gorlfriends before Jade and 3 out of 4 of them paid either 100% of her food and living expenses, or they paid at least half if not more.

Casey & Family - Supported her fat ass
Krystal & Family - Supported her fat ass
Destiny - Worked full time while Amber barely worked a few hours a week

Even the Thumb was on call 24-7. I know it's not putting money in the pot, apart from her art commissions (yeah, right), but it would cost a whole lot more to pay for 3 or 4 caretakers to cover all those shifts. And as for wiping the elephantine ass of this 600 pound entitled, ungrateful hog - there is no amount of money in this fucking world that could entice me to do that.

 

[dfranki723]

Still taking jabs at Thumb...
What happened to not being vindictive? No-one is buying your ''omg you guyzz i have like a totally healthy partnership with my sexy sexual girlfriend! We split everything cos she's so good to me''.

Shut the fuck up.

 

[Angry Nipple]

She (and/or My Girlfriend Wipey) is out here being a full-force cunt on Instagram, of course. It’s one of the only things she can do consistently.

Spoiler: GrammarLynn

Spoiler: VictimLynn

Spoiler: LividLynn

Spoiler: DelusionalLynn

Spoiler: LoserLynn

 

[Xenomorph]

Aw she must be hungry when she is that cuntlynn comes out in full force like her chili shits!

 

[dfranki723]

Liking bikini pics counts as cheating? I'm sorry but didn't this Fat Cunt repeatedly start chatting up girls whilst still living with her latest cash cow? If so (by your standards) you're the worst kind of cheater, a mooching cheater.

The whole ''I'm still that poor troubled child on the inside'' is most often used by predators and other pieces of shit to excuse their behaviour and stop criticism in its tracks.

L U X E R Y
Ah, that must be the perfectionist OCD KuhWeen in her.

 

[El Conserje]

She (and/or My Girlfriend Wipey) is out here being a full-force cunt on Instagram, of course. It’s one of the only things she can do consistently.

Spoiler: GrammarLynn

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Spoiler: VictimLynn

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Spoiler: LividLynn

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Spoiler: DelusionalLynn

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Spoiler: LoserLynn

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If Amber lived in my head rent free, my neck would fall down faster than a guillotine.

All the sodium intake she is having its really making her salty lol.

 

[giga melt]

"do you think liking bikini pics on ig is cheating" "yes"

ohhhh gorl is so jealous of skinny kqweens she claims to adore isnt she

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

She (and/or My Girlfriend Wipey) is out here being a full-force cunt on Instagram, of course. It’s one of the only things she can do consistently.

Spoiler: GrammarLynn

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Ah, yes, the "luxery" apartments. Listen, Hamber's My Gorlfriend, Wipey, you're gonna have to up your game if you want to hang out with Perfect GrammarLynn. Or at least use spellcheck.

Spoiler: VictimLynn

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Oh, look, it's Hamber's My Gorlfriend, Wipey's PSY101 class, raising its stupid head once more.

Spoiler: LividLynn

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You shared a couple ofdolcuments, you mendacious cunt, one of which was clearly an order for a scan. Speaking of, how did that last scan go? Oops, sorry, forgot: you're too fucking fat to fit in the machines. "Cancer would be my rock bottom." - HamberLynn Greed,.

Spoiler: DelusionalLynn

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Says the whore who always has another fish on the line before the current fish dumps her fat fucking shelf ass.

Spoiler: LoserLynn

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LOL. ArrogantLynn, thinking she exists for 99% of us outside certain very specific places on the internet.

I'll add a couple, taken off Reddit. There are some lengthy conversations going on over there about her cancer story.

Hate to tell you this, Fatty, but you, too, are just some rando on the internet. And you're a known pathological liar. And you haven't. So.

ETA: I'll point out that the post this refers to is not someone showing "proof" she lied. They are merely pointing out a bunch of plausible things that demonstrate she could be lying. The fact Fatty gets really worked up about certain things - one of her tells, which I keep pointing out but she never changes, making her a lousy poker player - is just the big cherry on top of hat shit sundae.

I know I said something about this previously, when we were trying to figure out the timeline, but I'll say it again: how exactly did she save her baby broter's life from the child-eating curtains again, based on her timeline? I have a multitude of other questions, of course: so all the activities she supposedly did, like soccer, and horseback riding, and going to Disney, and skydiving, and dancing, and so forth: you're telling us that foster families and group homes had enough money for you and all those other kids they had to also feed, clothe, and house, to do all that? Soccer, maybe. It's what you do with fat kids with zero inclination to exercise: stick theminhe backfield or in the goal. The rest, including the winningest winning ever in kor-ree-uh-GRAf-een (or is it kor-REE-uh-graf-een)? Yeah, I call bullshit on your fucking stories, Fat Ham.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

It is only a LUXERY apartment if you avail yourself of the available, luxurious facilities. 24-hour gym, swimming pool, pet spa, fire pit... or just hide in your LUXERY apartment, all day, every day and if by some miracle you have to go somewhere, then wait until it's dark.
You must mean the LUXERY furniture... that was established, when you first moved there, to be from a pay a fortune every week store. LUXERY indeed.
Her Royal Fatness is nothing more than jumped up white trash - look at her eareens or fake purses - LUXERY at it's finest. The only reason she doesn't live in a trailer is because she would go straight through the floor.
Now go take a LUXERY shit in the shower and 'allow' My Gorlfriend to perform her share of the act - wiping you and cleaning out the shower, LUXERY-LYNN.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Ah, yes, the "luxery" apartments. Listen, Hamber's My Gorlfriend, Wipey, you're gonna have to up your game if you want to hang out with Perfect GrammarLynn. Or at least use spellcheck.



Oh, look, it's Hamber's My Gorlfriend, Wipey's PSY101 class, raising its stupid head once more.



You shared a couple ofdolcuments, you mendacious cunt, one of which was clearly an order for a scan. Speaking of, how did that last scan go? Oops, sorry, forgot: you're too fucking fat to fit in the machines. "Cancer would be my rock bottom." - HamberLynn Greed,.



Says the whore who always has another fish on the line before the current fish dumps her fat fucking shelf ass.



LOL. ArrogantLynn, thinking she exists for 99% of us outside certain very specific places on the internet.

I'll add a couple, taken off Reddit. There are some lengthy conversations going on over there about her cancer story.

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Hate to tell you this, Fatty, but you, too, are just some rando on the internet. And you're a known pathological liar. And you haven't. So.

ETA: I'll point out that the post this refers to is not someone showing "proof" she lied. They are merely pointing out a bunch of plausible things that demonstrate she could be lying. The fact Fatty gets really worked up about certain things - one of her tells, which I keep pointing out but she never changes, making her a lousy poker player - is just the big cherry on top of hat shit sundae.

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I know I said something about this previously, when we were trying to figure out the timeline, but I'll say it again: how exactly did she save her baby broter's life from the child-eating curtains again, based on her timeline? I have a multitude of other questions, of course: so all the activities she supposedly did, like soccer, and horseback riding, and going to Disney, and skydiving, and dancing, and so forth: you're telling us that foster families and group homes had enough money for you and all those other kids they had to also feed, clothe, and house, to do all that? Soccer, maybe. It's what you do with fat kids with zero inclination to exercise: stick theminhe backfield or in the goal. The rest, including the winningest winning ever in kor-ree-uh-GRAf-een (or is it kor-REE-uh-graf-een)? Yeah, I call bullshit on your fucking stories, Fat Ham.

My theory is she wrapped the cord from the blinds around her little brother's neck on purpose and then acted like she saved him so she could be a hero and not fat. Speculating of course, but it totally seems like something she would do.

 

[WasabiPasta]

It is only a LUXERY apartment if you avail yourself of the available, luxurious facilities. 24-hour gym, swimming pool, pet spa, fire pit... or just hide in your LUXERY apartment, all day, every day and if by some miracle you have to go somewhere, then wait until it's dark.
You must mean the LUXERY furniture... that was established, when you first moved there, to be from a pay a fortune every week store. LUXERY indeed.
Her Royal Fatness is nothing more than jumped up white trash - look at her eareens or fake purses - LUXERY at it's finest. The only reason she doesn't live in a trailer is because she would go straight through the floor.
Now go take a LUXERY shit in the shower and 'allow' My Gorlfriend to perform her share of the act - wiping you and cleaning out the shower, LUXERY-LYNN.

Hey now, don't you forget the luxery staircase she used that one time with her luxery athlete's feet.