🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Lidurlee doing everything right. "Good choice" says Amber.
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Add onions and chicken to the list of things Fat Black Mammy has to cut up for Baby because they're icky.
 
Bam_Margeras_Ass_Licker said:

stir fry recipe, we need to talk, & walmart haul | 500lb gorl | episode 6​

July 23, 2022
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Imagine being such a fucking loser that watching a YouTube video with a bag of chips is what causes you to catastrophically fail.

Hey, retard fatty, maybe you shouldn't buy a metric fuckton of snacks in the previous vid, you mongoloid.

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She's triggered by a picture of a bag of chips, but she kept all the trash from her "binge" and that's not triggering?
 
She wants to marry everyone she "dates" because it's a way to say "See!? someone liked me enough to agree to marry me!" Even though any asshole can spend $200 to get a JOP and marriage license. But it validates her, plus it makes it harder for her victim to escape if they cant just dip scot-free in the middle of the night and instead have to plan a pain in the ass divorce between them first.

Also i'm loving the recent super-calorie-dense nut haul. 1 OZ of mixed nuts has about 170 calories, but i'll round it up to 200 cal because she got all the glazed and sugary coated ones. She had several bags and canisters of them, literally several elbees worth of nuts. And you know she'd probably eating a whole can at a time. She probably just thinks since they're a natural food their calories don't count.
 
mekalekahi said:
Did she get a tooth pulled? It looks like she’s missing a tooth now.
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I knew it. I called it years ago her teeth would start falling out of her mouth because A- she is afraid of the dentist chair, not the dentist, just the chair her fat ass won't fit in and B- dentist are extremely expensive and she thinks she is too good for insurance. Guess we know why she bought baby food now.
 
"It's not simple science anymore..." - Dr Medicinewomanlynn

Then don't overeat, she's not a cow due to some impossible anomoly. Binge eating disorder is a just a cop-out to overindulge for Amber. She eats shitty food on-camera and acts like we don't know there's more portions and other food she gives into her gluttony for off-camera. "My dietician and psychologist don't think I should count calories." Since when did that ever matter when she hides multiple meals and pretends she never scarfed them down to her viewers? Being 30 with a hysterectomy is just another excuse to give in to being a fat tardbaby.

What a manipulative, greasy-haired and wonky-eyed bitch. Amber's false sense of modesty and dainty attitude doesn't get rid of the freakshow, it just puts a pretty curtain over the circus tent.
 
So her "goal" has been 1700 calories. Where did she get this magic number?. Then she claimed to use myfitnesspal.

Its the same mantra as Chantal. Amber lies.

I did calculating on mfp in the middle of logging my calories (it probably thought I was a fatass for a day) I know she wanted to lose 14lbs quickly haha. But 2lbs a week (sorry I'm mobile) 450lbs 400lbs 350lbs

All it would take is shaving off a few extra a day or I don't know walking and she could have it gone being a lazy fuck and still eating take out one meal a day depending on the meal. For 1lb a week the calories jumped up to 3000 something.
If she could control her shit she could even try omad and eat a giant ass meal and have an entire binge everyday. I mean she likes to plan her binges right? Proves the heifer can meal plan. So plan the homemade meal of orange chicken vegetables and a desert. I thought the lovebirds like to cook together.
Liarlynn
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Chía P. said:
You should've done meth instead of sugar, Amber, it had the same effects: Full of scabs, toothless and living in a delusional addict reality. At least with meth you would've had a chance to be thin.
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Too bad she isn’t still trying to be friends with drug-infested Nader. Maybe if she spent more time defending him, he would’ve given her some.
 
Chía P. said:
You should've done meth instead of sugar, Amber, it had the same effects: Full of scabs, toothless and living in a delusional addict reality. At least with meth you would've had a chance to be thin.
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Added bonus if she chose meth in this particular Choose Your Own Adventure book: she could really go to town with her munchie dermatillomania and pick holes through her face.
 
There have been several amberverse molments that had me thinking “no way. She has to be trolling. There’s no way someone can be this stupid and delusional”, and this is one of them. I honestly can’t decide which one it is, so I’m choosing to believe it’s bolth. She knows she’s an absolute moron and that 98% of the views she gets are people watching her for the circus spectacle she i (especially during boring as fuck season), so she amps up the antics. But then again, this IS Hamber we’re talking about. We can never truly know how much of it is trolling/an act and how much is her being her genuine retarded self, I guess.
 
A Peach but Blue said:
There have been several amberverse molments that had me thinking “no way. She has to be trolling. There’s no way someone can be this stupid and delusional”, and this is one of them. I honestly can’t decide which one it is, so I’m choosing to believe it’s bolth. She knows she’s an absolute moron and that 98% of the views she gets are people watching her for the circus spectacle she i (especially during boring as fuck season), so she amps up the antics. But then again, this IS Hamber we’re talking about. We can never truly know how much of it is trolling/an act and how much is her being her genuine retarded self, I guess.
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Most of the time Amber is truly that pea-brained or stupid. When she is acting, usually she'll gasp before speaking, make her valley girl accent come out in a higher pitch, elongate words, and dart her eyes around. Amber's grasp of language and word usage is well documented.
 
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mekalekahi said:
Why does this woman have to marry every person she dates??
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It's twu luff, shitlord.

I wonder if Fat Ham has ever heard of a pre-nup. Of course, she will never actually get married, so she doesn't have to worry about someone taking half her bank account. On the other hand, all she has to worry about is some dodgy caretaker/"gf" cleaning her account to zero and then vanishing.
 
Many years ago Roseanne joked about how fat people will do ANYTHING to lose weight....except eat less and exercise.

Which is addict thinking. The idea of having a small amount of crack or gin around JUST IN CASE is laughable, but please proceed with 17 bags of chocolate covered shit.
 
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